>A trick the size of a dead bird

>>82400251
>The magician, had been throwing them away

>S-

>WELL because he thought it woz good spoht.

>>82400274
>master performer, I'm a big magician
>what's the next step in your master performance?
>crashing this performance with no one left undrowned in giant tanks of water

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the secret to the disappearing man is a emerald the size of a child playing tangerine

>>82400333
Trips of truth.

>>82400333
>>82400333
how do you play tangerine?

its cawed da presteedge

A LONG TOYME AGO, AH WAS IN ENGLAND. SOME FRENZ AND I WERE WERKIN, FOR DA LOCAL MAGICIANS. BUT THEIR MAGIC TRICKS WERE BEING STOLEN BY OTHER MAGICIANS. SO WE WENT LOOKING FOR DESE CAHNTS. BUT IN SIX MONTHS, I BEFRIENDED THIS MAGICIAN, THE GREAT DANTON. HE WAS A ROIGHT CHAP, A GOOD FRIEND. WAN DAY, I SAWR THE GREAT DANTON PLAYING WITH A CUPBOARD, THE SOYZE, OF A WATER TANK. THE GREAT DANTON HAD BEEN THE PRESTIGE.

SAHM MEN AREN'T LOOKING FOR ANYTHING LOGICAL. THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT, BULLIED, REASONED OR NEGOTIATED WITH. SAHM MEN, JUST WANT TO MAKE A GOOD TRICK.

WE BUHNT THE THE WATER TANKS.

>>82400463
Wew lad

>>82400402
With it'z size

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>blocks your path

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>>82400463

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>>82400463
Leave my sides alone you cretin.

>sudden influx of prestige threads now that it's uploaded on netflix

>>82402700
Yeah, OP here, that's how I watched it. Really makes you fink? Almost like it's a common service.

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>tfw david bowie

>>82402830
>being a fag hag
kys