What's the funniest part?

We're all counting on you, and good luck.

Wait that was Scary Movie 3...

>>82394384
That plane looks like a pretzel!

>>82394384
The blow up pilot getting head

I like it black........like my men

Billy have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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This

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Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

>>82394384
Jive talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft5OG-aaZ0U

The reveals of what the other passengers are doing during Striker's long-ass flashback stories. The fucking japanese guy stabbing himself and the other dude pouring gas on himself always make me laugh

>Do ya like movies about Gladiators, Billy?

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>>82394490

When Karee-, I mean Roger Murdock, passes out from eating the bad fish and they drag him out of the cockpit in his Lakers gear.

i speak jive

>>82394384
The niggers talking gibberish we cant understand AHAHAHA

>>82394537
>>82394561
Now I know why reddit loves this movie.

>>82394695
Just the blow-up autopilot showing up in the first place and >>82394811 the panic when they're out of coffee are my top 2

I loved Leslie Nielsen in naked gun but airplane seemed kind of cringy to me

>we should turn on the search lights now

No..that's just what they'll be expecting us to do

>>82394811
The best part about this scene is that there is ZERO warning that a pair of tits is about to come on screen and jiggle at you, catches everybody offguard the first time they see it.

>>82394384
I always laugh when they drag that Asian guy off and before you even know it, he runs back on

>>82394866
fag

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WHAT AN ASSHOLE

>>82394852
It's literally the opposite for me.

>>82394579
KEK

For me it's either Kareem Abdul Jabbar being stretchered out in full Lakers uniform or "Let's take some pictures."

...and that's when I started to develop my drinking problem

*splash*

"Sit on your face and wiggle"

>>82394384
>What's the funniest part?
The whole movie.

>>82395129
This

>>82394384

>Roger Roger!
>We have clearance Clarence
>Don't call me Shirley!

Also the slapping of the hysteric woman

>>82394811
>Oh wow that was incredibly sexist
>And transphobic
>And racist

....The 90's sucked.

>>82394646
japanese guy is james wong

>>82394912
He was gay? Probably why they dragged him off then.

>>82394852
> Airplane
> Cringier than Naked Gun
I couldn't even make it through all of Naked Gun it was so cheesy

>>82395735
hong*

Picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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>Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue

>>82394811
This is a PG rated film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_rWja1Xiu8

>>82395972
kek

so this is where Not Another Teen Movie got it from

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>>82394561

Imagine how soccer moms would chimp out if this exact dialog was put in a movie today instead of 1979.

>>82397266
probably the same as they did in 1979
time washes away pointless whining, only important things are remembered.

>>82395975

PG-13 wouldn't exist for another few years.

this scene has changed my entire view of what comedy can accomplish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itETgMTpTag

>>82397710
Dry, deadpan absurdism is the pinnacle of comedy.

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>We will never have parody kino like this ever again

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80s/90s was the golden age for comfy/fun flicks.

>>82397839
i think thats what i hate about recent comedies. they always have to make the jokes so obvious and hamfisted

>This woman has to be gotten to a hospital
>A hospital? What is it?
>It’s a big building with patients but that’s not important right now

Every time.

>>82394384
Nobody here likes memeplane.

>>82394811
God bless the late 70s

>>82394384
https://youtu.be/itETgMTpTag

>We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

So simple. So funny.

I'm amazed how well it holds up

This is just a shitty meme. The main actor is an overrated hack and it's just another shitty movie worshipped by reddit.

>>82398324
>>82397710

>>82397266

>soccer moms

you mean trumptards

>>82398386
>maybe if I call them reddit, they won't expect that I'm from there!

>>82398463
Just image the conspiracy /tv/ and /pol/ would make over a single joke if that was written today. You legit wouldn't be allowed to like the film.

>>82395975
Hundreds of thousands of children were no doubt psychologically scarred for life on account of seeing a pair of breasts.

Drinking problem

>I was born a poor black child

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>>82398660

When the dude takes off his sunglasses to reveal more sunglasses

>and don't call me Shirley

So subtley brilliant it's almost underrated at this point.

>>82397446
There was no bkacklash to this movie in 1979. The film was rated PG and the only place to see it was at the theater.

The scene where Striker is doing missionary work on a remote island teaching the natives basketball and within a few lessons they're professionals lmao

>>82395129
This

>>82397710
fuck i've never seen this movie but laughed out loud

The Over/Under part.

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>>82397710

Leslie Nielsen can make the shittiest movie hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsbaNyLWjH4

>>82394384
It's OKAY but it's incredibly cliche. Good as a first movie you ever watch in your life.

>>82399680
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeinfeldIsUnfunny

>>82394384
It's the part of the film that's generally considered the most entertaining for the sake of its comedic value...but that's not important right now.

>>82399668
never seen this. im assuming the rest of the movie is pure garbage?

>>82399734
10/fucking10

>Everything with Rex Kramer
>the journalists running to the phone booths and knocking it over
>"It's coming right at us"

10 seconds doesn't go by without something worthwhile and funny happening.

I tried watching it the other day but I became bored at the over the top tryhard humor

>>82398660
The jerk and airplane are two of my favorite comedies. For whatever reason I was never a big fan of Mel Brooks. I should probably go back and research them.

why is naked gun 1 so good but the sequels so shit?

>>82399734
Underrated

>>82399680
>It's OKAY but it's incredibly cliche. Good as a first movie you ever watch in your life.
can you be more of a millennial teen?

>>82399918
There are no shit Naked Gun movies, it's just the other 2 aren't as great as the first.
Also, fuck you for saying 2 is shit.

>>82397710
saw that in the 80s and got my kid mind blown away.

>>82394921

whoa holy shit

what was the last good parody? hot shots?

>>82394384
>>tell me billy. have you ever seen a grown man naked? do you like wrestling movies?

>Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

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>>82399734
You sly dog.

>>82399918
made for love
vs.
made for love of money

i met leslie neilson once on a plane to la from vancouver. i was 15. i didnt want to harrass him so i just said hello and asked him if he really got a good look at Priscillas beaver? he winked and said "trade secrets kid"

>>82399963
I'm almost 30, what the heck do you want? Airplane 2 is more original.

>>82399734
man fuck you I was going to post something similar.

>>82400088

>You know, it might come a bit sudden, but I never had a man before...

>>82400073
Scary movie 3, actually a good parody film.

>>82397839

This

This so much

>>82400231
I love Leslie Nielsen and always will

I didn't like Airplane, it's your fault /tv/ for hyping it as the funniest movie in history

i found the first austin powers and one of the scary movies funnier

>>82397901
it would be lost on you anyway with your jew cartoons

>>82397710
they don't make 'em like they used to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE

>>82400665
i miss Nielsen ;_;

>"You have to decide"
>When striker is driving and it's Indians chasing them in the background
>"They can't be that off course, they're using instruments" *cuts to them playing jazz instruments

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>>82400981
Me too. Look at the dude in his prime

>He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air
>Yes, birds too

>>82397266
>Release date: July 2, 1980

>>82397446
>Release date: July 2, 1980

>>82399041
>Release date: July 2, 1980

>>82395050
>anon comes out of his room

>>82395975
PG meant something different back then

S'mofo butter layin' into the bone, jackin' me up. Tight me!

>>82394610
this was the only funny part in this shit movie, and only because it makes the pc types cringe

>>82399743
When I left the video store with it, I was attacked by seagulls. If that gives you some indication.

>>82400073
Tropic Thunder was pretty good.

>there's a sale at penny's

>>82400073
Walk Hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKl6YVubyv8

Naked Gun is solid, but can't hold a candle to Police Squad.

>My name is Detective Constable Sergeant Frank Drebin, Captain of Police Squad.
>There has been a rash of cases uptown, of super models being found unconscious and topless in laundromats. Unfortunately I was tasked with investigating credit union fraud. I had just finished picking up my laundry when I received the call.

>is it your first time?
>no I've been nervous before

Airplane II: The Sequal is also a pretty good comedy, it just gets shafted because it has to be the sequel to one of the best comedies of all time.

>>82394384
> sniffing glue
> ample naked bosom appearing on screen for no good reason
> movies about gladiators

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one of the best comedies

>>82405429
> i'm a locksmith... and i'm a locksmith

> i'm responsible for the death of 5 good men
> 6, Lt. Zipp died this morning
> pffffffrbt

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> i asked the guy next to me to pinch me

>>82394828
oh jesus everyone likes this movie I think you should cut back on the reddit spotting for a bit. Its becoming a problem.

>>82394811
This.

Titties out of nowhere, for no reason.

Sound effects for a propeller plane over a jet engine

Dont know why it makes me laugh, just does

>>82397839
Yep. It's why Brass Eye/TDT are so brilliant

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>>82394384
My favorite is Robert Stack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3GGKF6CsjY

>>82396087
That's because it's written by the same people.

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>>82399734
chuckled

>>82399668

Is Kevin Hart supossed to be todays Chris Tucker? Like the the loud black guy in comedy movies?

>>82406158
This is something i never understood.

They wanted to use a propeller plane like in Zero Hour, but the studio insisted on a jet plane.

Why the fuck would the studio do that? It's absolutely irrelevant whether it's one or the other, it's just swining your dick and saying do as i tell you.

Using a jet and propeller sound is both funny and a big fuck you to the studio.

>>82398958
It's probably the most recognisable joke in the film next to the coffee joke

>>82400073

Is Black Dynamite considered a parody movie?

>>82399668
Is that Kevin Hart?

>>82399734
this is a good post

>tfw ZAZ used all their good material on Police Squad and Airplane 1

>>82405900
As always, Nielsen steals it by whacking her again just before he walks away.

>>82394921
Mike on the mike.

>What did we had for dinner tonight?
>Well we had a choice steak/fish
>Yeah yes i remember i had lasagna

Or the guy in the cab who is still waiting by the end of the movie.

>>82406577
>implying The Naked Gun movies weren't good
What is wrong with you?

One joke i didn't get is the one where the expert pilot is beating up the religious guys in the airport, im sure there is more to it then just him beating them up. Never been in an airport before maybe it was a joke of the times

>>82406713
At the time, a lot of zany cults and flower power leftovers tried to recruit followers at the airport, giving out flowers and pamphlets and stuff.
Kinda like Jehova's witnesses, but in public places.

At the beginning, the two Hare Krishnas are bugged by some cristian recruiters.

>>82406713
Those are Hare Krishna scum and they are annoying cult members who harassed people at airports trying to get money from them for handing out flowers, just awful crazy leeches.

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>>82399734

>>82406831

That's what i thought aswell, like they try to play a scam on people "here have this flower, and now that you have it how about a donation to church XYZ"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzZ4i8aWs_s

>>82400073
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

>>82394862
Which sucks, because it's the only reason I can't show this moving to my students.
>>82401832
>>*On the phone* "The risk of a flameout is too great. Keep them at 25,000....No, feet."
If you're a big Airplane! fan, you have to see Zero Hour!. It's the movie Airplane! is a spoof of. It uses a lot of the same dialogue, even. But it's played completely seriously. If you know Airplane!, it's almost funnier to have everyone serious.

>>82402579
You know what they say...
See a broad to get that booty at'em, lay her down and smack'em Jack'm.

>>82394384
and Leon's getting larger

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>>82399734
Top kek

>>82394921
>it's actually him

nice

>>82399734
jej

>>82406517
EUPHORIA, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>82400503
The Zucker Brothers are Jewish you fucking mong

>>82400073
Black Dynamite.

>>82408089
Shieeeeet

>>82394811
God bless Monique Gabrielle and her sensational rack.

>>82397710
same

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>>82408683
Also Kitten Natividad

The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

>>82408789
Shame she only did hardcore when she was already in her 50s.

>>82406595
Agreed. That got a good laugh out of me.

>>82395129
This.

>>82408071
dont you show polaskis romeo and juliet at your school?

>>82408834
A few months ago I saw a show about Kareem that said that scene was true, there were people who were saying exactly that about him since college.

Somehow that made it 100% funnier and it was hilarious to begin with.

>>82394384
>The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading.
One of the best running gags in comedy history.

Pretty much any scene with Johnny. "And Leon is getting LARGER!"

>>82409155
Is there some sort of subtext to that dialogue or is it just how they keep going back and forth?

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>>82409155
>mfw I found out those two were the actual people who did the real announcements at LAX airport back that and really were married.

>>82408905
I just looked up her hardcore stuff, what a milf!

>>82409241
Oh i know what this is about, YOU WANT ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION!!!

>>82399734
audible kek

>>82394384
>Request vector, over
>We have clearance, Clarence
>Roger, Roger, what's our vector, Victor?
>*Puts plane in gear*

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>>82394384
>Are you a doctor?

Oh stewardess, I speak jive

>>82408628
>Subtitle: Golly!

>>82394921
He was also one of the bad guys in first Beverley Hills cop

>I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

>>82409433
> It's an entirely different kind of flying.

>>82399734
YES....comedic timing in the same vein as the the movie. brilliant post.

I have seen a Honkgong comedy. It starred a very talented song writer. I had so much admiration for the movie. It has lovely details every where.

What surprised me was it had a line in English at the end of the credit scene that said "dedicated to ZAZ"

That's the only time I saw a honkgong movie dedicated to anyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5neabZ5pVQ

No love for Johnny?

>>82409627
Shame he had AIDS.

>>82409627

>>82409174

>>82397839
I agree. Any recommendations of this? Can be films/tv/standup or anything else, I just can't get enough of it.

>>82409880
Like Steven Wright?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ciHpT4WuM

>>82410018
Yes, although I've exhausted most of the standup of this genre. TV/Film can also do things that stand up comedians can't, especially when it comes to the absurdism part.

>>82400073
The Last Action Hero

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>>82410181
Silence of the Hams.

>>82397710
>>82400665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy7wVL6iW-s
Ahh. A more elegant jokes, from more civilised times.

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>>82409627
>there's a sale at Penneys!

this whole scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2iIq3zaP6k

the passengers chasing planes through boarding room fucking kills me

>>82399734
Impressive. Very nice.

>>82406247
>Snake returns to mother base

What movie was this parodying again?

>>82410687
Towering Inferno.

>>82410389
Top Secret is so underrated

Those stealth insults in the dialogue:

> Love is based on respect, Ted, and i can not be in love with a man i don't respect

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Can we all agree that he is the worst part of the movie?

>>82394811
I KNEW IT! I saw this part when I was a kid and completely awestruck me. When I caught it again on tv years back, they must've edited it out; for an entire week I was obsessed with the Mandela effect as a result

>>82411215
He's pure cringe, I don't know what they thought including him.

>>82402941
kek

>>82399734
heh

>>82400073
Walk Hard or Popstar

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>>82399734

>>82400073
Cabin in the Woods of course.

"Hey you're kareem Abdul jabar!"

>>82406517
Homage, since the movies it's referencing are already comedic. You can't parody a comedy.

>>82394384
>drinking problem
>dancing scene
>I've been nervous many times
>we're all counting on you, good luck

>>82407876
That movie is fucking terrible and fuck /tv/ for always recommending it

>>82412827
Also:
>I picked the wrong week to quit

When shit hits the fan

Fucking cracked me up when I first saw it

>>82400073
Sean of the Dead/Hot Fuzz

>>82407876
>Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
i didn't even know that was an actual movie title, i just assumed you threw together random black hood words. fucking hell. in my country, the movie is called hip hop hood

>>82409241
The back and forth and escalation every time they come back to the airport.
Every time I heard the announcement in an airport it made me kek.

>>82397901
people nowadays wouldn't know when to laugh without a fucking laugh track telling them what to do

>>82413051
The title is part of the joke since its an amalgamation of the tites of all the "coming of age in the hood" movies that the early 90's were just lousy with.
Its such a good parody that I cant even watch the movies theyre spoofing because I keep waiting for cuba goody jr. to start hitting kids when he has his scene submitted for the accademy's consideration. Or waiting for Keenan Ivory Waynes to pop up and go "MESSAGE!"

I love when the black guys talk

>>82399151
Airplane is, literally, the greatest comedy ever made

>>82399743
Not as bad as you'd think, it's closer to airplane than the "____ movie"s

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>mfw the niggers speak with a neapolitian accent in the italian dub

Where ZAZ red pilled?

>>82399151
>i've never seen this movie
you w0t? do yourself a favor and watch it asap. you'll probably love it if you liked the clip

The Horse lover scene always gets me.
>I gotta go to the Airport
>You can let yourself out through the back door. There's juice in the refrigerator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsJmMoCdjE4

>>82405429
>>82406044

> Shot counter shot of them firing guns.
> Zooms out to them right next to eachother.

Classic.

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>>82394384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEywGpIt0vw

i can't even bring myself to watch it
it's too fucking funny to spoil it just for now

>>82395972
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/20/business/20cnd-crash.html?ex=1308456000&en=bbf31c2fe0543149&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
ctrl-f + "glue"