Do Spaniards really do this?

>>82393069
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING LOSER ON THE TOP LEFT CORNER

HE'S ALONE

LOOK

HE'S ALONE

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>>82393069
>no crab legs

There is no way either of them won't make a mess of themselves eating like that.

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>>82393069
I take it the aluminum thing on the left is for my falcon?

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i just went to the cine in santiago, the big one. the chairs were huge and comfy but they did not have that shit. i do not know what is going on there.

>>82393069
Do people really dress this nice to see a movie?

Entire Europe does this, and you of course get served complimentary wine and LITERAL non meme unironic crablegs. Talking is illegal and gets you euthanised by EU peacekeeper robots. Penis inspection is done more subtly before the film, and not in public. If they detect a foreskin though you get euthanised.

That's mexico and it is Cinepolis VIP

>>82393069
>neither of these two are white
Into the trash it goes.

>>82393652
>If they detect a foreskin though you get euthanised.
found the amerifat cuckold who thinks the rest of the world is cucked by the kikes like his joke of a country

>>82393505
HE´S A FILM CRITIC
I REPEAT

A
FILM
CRITIC

LET THE JEALOUSLY POISON YOU TO THE CORE ANON

NOW DIE IN AGONY ANON

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Is this Mexican Robert?

>>82393069
take off the damn blazer

>>82393669
Lol mexico dont have cinemas dummy

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>i'll have the crab legs good sir

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>>82393706
Shit I meant if they dont detect a foreskin. FUCK

>>82393558
who is this semen demon

>>82393069
I live in Los Angeles and we have Kinoplexes like that too.

>>82393763
>one chance at a great post
>cuck yourself out of it and get mocked by your fellow countrymen

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>>82393069
>I have to sneak my alcohol in like a loser

w/e not like it matters since I have been boycotting all films for two years.

>>82393607
>>82393558
LOL

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>>82393810
Vomit on my sweater already
Moms spaghetti

>>82393720
Why does she look so pissed off at him?

>>82393811
Haha.. When I'm in the US I have to do this like a fucking alcoholic piece of trash.

I live in Spain now and still do it because I go to the cheaper theaters. Fuck it.

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>not getting smashed while watching some overpriced shite

thought this was a film board mate

>>82393811
Never done that, but it sounds cozy. What was your beverage of choice? I imagine something not meant to be drank cold.

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>>82393927
I buy a normal cup of pepsi at the box office or whatever, and drink it during the previews. Once There is a bit of space at the top, I pour the whiskey I brought in it.

>>82393783
Her name is Marina Ann Hantzis, you may remember her from her part in Entourage. She's also an author and philosopher. Wish she had more sexy pics out.

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>>82393069
>eating that much in public

>>82393798
she shouldn't be drinking if she's pregnant

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>>82393997
>pepsi
you had one job

>>82393927
not him but my theatre was next to a pharmacy. I once bought the beer 5 minutes before showtime (24 oz 3 pack). So they were nice and cold. Just brought them under my jacket. I assure you, the minimum wage high school kids dont give a shit.

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>>82394108
best girls drink pepsi

>>82393720
>>82393505
No he's not you fucking faggot no one goes to the movies alone

>>82393669
REAL mexicans(mestizos) don't look like those two people.

>>82394222
>>82393720
LOOK AT THE GUY AT THE LEFT, HE'S ALONE

ALOOOOOOOOOOONE

WHAT A LOSER

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>>82394119
I once sneaked in some coke cans because it was cheaper, but was too much of a faggot to open them since I thought I may get caught due to the sound.

>tfw drank them warm on the bus ride home

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>You're late anon! All the good spots are taken, you'll have to sit in the back haha

Well?

>>82393826
Why do all the good theaters have no singles policies?!

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>>82393505
>>82394222
>>82394427
>>82394565

Singlephobics

We have this in Canada too lads

>>82393669
that's not mexico, the girl is eating pinxos which is distinctly Basque/Spanish

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>>82394565

>>82393069
>chair_sniffer.webm

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>tfw your falcon hates your local kinoplex's paella

>>82393069
>>82393167
no singles policy, someone call the guards so they can escort that maniac on the left out

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>>82394119
>tfw sneaking ice cold forties into the movie theater
Just sit in the back, wait for a really loud part in the trailers and crack it open
>all too easy

>>82394431
oh anon...

>>82394545
>how about I take yours instead?
>wrestle someone(preferably a weaker female) for a good position
check mate, atheist

>>82394431
jesus

just fucking cough or something and open it

or play a loud sound and pretend its a ringtone

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>>82393882
>your bill ma'am

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>>82395468
>cough
>fumbles with the can
>COUGH
>sound of can being opened

>>82395213
They're called brochetas you dumbfuck. But i dont blame you for not knowing mexico and spain share most of their culture; it is not your fault you werent taught shit in school. Sucks to be american

>>82395654
They're pinchos you uncultured spic

>>82395373
This sounds like a really bleak existence.

>>82395654
>mexico
but the pics are from columbia
https://www.cinepolis.com.co/vip

>>82393069
we have theaters like this in the US now. i don't understand what you guys are all weirded out about.

>>82395654
google Pintxos/Pinchos you fucking imbecile. I'm not American.

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>>82395804
Alcoholism is a blast, man. Try it sometime

>>82393069
as far as I'm concerned that kind of service would negatively impact my experience
I wish there was some cinema where you can buy water and aderall at the concession stand

>>82395902
I get IBS from too much beer

>>82395918
It's all part of the experience

>>82395902
I'm just over a year sober. You can do it buddy.

>>82395935
I was always skinny fat all my life. Now I'm getting a belly. Alcoholism isn't great.

>>82395936
Thanks for the encouragement, but you can only improve yourself when you actually want to.
>>82395957
I just don't eat that much so I maintain that aesthetic skinnyfat physique

>>82395990
Just try to contain it to weekends when you're drinking your way to that point. You'll think you hit it a few times, but you can go deeper. One day you'll finally decide you've had enough and decide to quit. Then you'll drink the next weekend. You do that a few dozen times then eventually you just stop and it's the worst thing ever. Then it gets a little less worse after a few months. Then everything just sucks, but not as much as before.

>>82396072
How long did it take for your headaches to go away? How did you cope with the sickness, for lack of a better word.

>>82396265
I never really got withdrawal symptoms like that. Maybe because I just drank heavy on weekends. During the week I wouldn't be able to sleep at night or I'd just have terrible nightmares. That went away about a week after I stopped. I started eating a ton of junk food when I wanted a drink. It wasn't healthy but it seemed to work.

>>82393069
shack up with a muslim woman? yep

>>82396386
Okay, so I really don't want to gatekeep about fucking alcoholism, but if you only drank on the weekends and never experienced withdrawals I'm going to go ahead and say that you weren't a drunk, you're probably a kid, and good for you for stopping drinking early.

>>82393069
That's in Mexico

>>82396872
haha wow. Go fuck yourself.

>>82393069
that's the VIP section at the movie theater in Mexico in Cinepolis you fucking idiot.

Spaniards cant afford going to the movies lmao you need money and to get money you need a job you neet faggots

>>82393069
it became a thing in rich people's cinemas in brazil as well. It's fucking retarded, the waiter tries to come in unnoticed argh

the chairs are nice tho

>>82394323
Last time i checked mexico is a country not a race of people my snow ape friend

>>82395213
Uhh they are eating sushi in the next picture I guess that makes them japanese?

>>82395559
this

the idea of coughing to mask the sound of a can being opened is laughable