What did she mean by this? Was the black man a cuck?

>>82391990
Is this /our show/?

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>>82392085
no

>>82392174
But thats expected, so at very least it's a normie show with a plus

>>82392174
would you have done it bros?

>>82392303
of course

>>82392303
Realistically speaking nobody can know how ye would feel about his wife in this situation

but unless you are a born to be cuck you wold probably fuck the woman

>>82392222
check'em

>>82391990
>>82392174
Great job bros, that fake edgy bullshit completely kills my desire to watch this show...you did it again...Bryan Fuller is a fucking retard.

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>You look at me like I fucked your mom
What did he mean by this?

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>>82392697
What a loss, a presumptuous nobody isn't going watch something, hold the fucking phones

>>82392773
hey now

>>82392773
MOTHERFUCKING BASED SWEDGEIN.

BEST PART OF THE SHOW.

>>82392781
nice triggering nigga...you people are a fucking joke.

I hate the tone of this show. The book was a slow burn but the show just immediately jumps into an insane world that doesn't follow any natural laws or adhere to reality in any way. Some of the best parts of the book were the world of the gods bumping up against the real world and being incongruous, but Fuller can't fucking help himself.

>>82391990
Robbie is played by Dane Cook too

>>82393255
He's on shaky ground, isn't he? Got bumped from one studio, has a certain amount of episodes, money isn't endless.

>>82391990
>get actress known for getting nude and doing sex scenes
>barely tease it and have her do nothing
Fuck you too Fuller

>>82393429
there should be some steamy Scully scenes, though

>>82391990
it broke new ground

>>82392085
Does it have cunny if so yes

Well the nig nog did get cucked, so that's nice to see for a change. Of course they immedialetly followed it up with a revenge sex segment, which the black bull refused. That part was too far removed from reality and i had to pleasure my cuck instinct with the much praised BLACKED video featuring megan rain.

>>82393429
Just looked her up and she's got some grade A titties.

>>82393817
Is that the one where she gets DPed?

Amazing show. I wish /tv/ never discovered it though

>>82394433
Yeah because it's really obscure, you would've thought it'd just fly under the radar

what telly

>>82394433
i would watch any bryan fuller joint.

>>82391990
IS THIS AMERICAN GODS??
IF IT IS I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS FOR THIS SHIT

>>82393255
>it's a dumb faggot bitches and moans on /tv/

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>>82395890
dead like me was my jam

is all his work good?

>>82395985
>neil gayman
>high standard

Kill you are self m9.

>>82396079
Wonderfalls is great

>>82393429
There was supposed to actually be a blowjob scene in the graveyard, but Gaiman threatened to kill himself if they didn't change it.

>>82396764
why?

>>82392697
Its the exact dialog from the book

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DONT

>more interacial shit
bravo america

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>>82396855
IR doesn't even bother me

if it does then you are in the position of getting trigger i.e losing

>>82396932
enjoy living in brazil

>>82396974
Good music and soccee nice beaches with big booty bitches kill yoursel my man no place left for you chalky ass bastid

>>82397015
yeah and murder and ugly people

>>82396788
Because their logic for adding it in was retarded, and it's not necessary.

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what the fuck is his problem?

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>>82396855

>>82396079

>dead like me was my jam

My man. Such a good show that got killed so quickly. That movie they did of it was kind of unsettling but at least it brought some closure.

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>>82396974
yeah i would agree that america would become more braziled as time goes on

however

what can you do?

the only way to stop it is genocide minorities
which is a fools errand

it reduce human diversity which can lead to other populations getting prone to horrible diseases and stuff

>>82397065
he's the mod for the entire internet, i'd be pissed to

>>82397104
>it reduce human diversity which can lead to other populations getting prone to horrible diseases and stuff
this is complete bullshit

>>82397015
If you want people to come to your side, don't be a dumbass. Brazil has the highest murder rate in the world. Pretty sure liveleak has a brazil tag.

>>82396827
>the book is shit too!!

even more reason to avoid

hate this meme

>>82397157
thanks for sharing

>>82397178
thanks for replying

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>that unbirthing scene

just like my japanese animes?

>>82392697
chill man

the episode was good

>>82397129
Proove its not ya twat

>>82393255
>>82393255

what the fuck are you on about?

i also read the book. and it was spot fucking on. this is how i saw everything go down in my head as i read it. its a perfect adaptation, tone and all

>>82391990
Yes. Of course.... but what the hell do you expect when a guy goes off to prison (or war for that matter). Women have needs....

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>>82392174
Cocksucker

>>82392773
Swedgin?

I remember loving the book when I first read it. Looking back, maybe it was kinda basic (or maybe I'm trying to fit in on /tv/, who knows)?

Was Shadow black in the book? He was such a nondescript character, I never considered it.

>>82397285
well if it was true in the scale you mentioned we wouldnt be alive today would we

>>82397129
black people and many other races have small differences in abilities.

for instance whites make by far the BEST swimmers while blacks make the BEST sprinters

why would the human race cull people who are useful?

>>82397324
He was a brown person of indeterminate race.

>>82397065

tired of eating hotpockets

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He doesn't even look black in terms of traits except skin color. Looks and sounds like a white guy with a extra dark tan. Anyone else agree?

>>82397349
>useful
i'd trade some sprinters for peaceful cities

>>82396847
I haven't read the books but is this guy important? That jacket makes him look like Loki or someone

>>82397324
Also, I remember being somehwat smug in figuring out Wednesday, but I was too fucking retarded to realize Low-Key Lyesmith.

Which to this day I think is fucking ridiculous that Gaiman included, he couldn't have possible been more on the nose with it.

>>82397397
how big is his cock?

>>82397436
Don't be stupid, that's Low Key.

>>82397454
bigger than everyone else in the thread

>>82397458
Oh fuck I didn't actually piece that together til I read it. I'm fucking retarded

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>>82397458

>>82397397
the actors regular voice sounds pretty white

>>82393429
IIRC Fuller wanted it to be hardcore but Gaiman was a gayman about it

>>82397397
he kind of pulls off a black statham look

>>82397065
>The Technical Boy – New god of computers and the Internet. He is adamant that the new gods should prevail over the old gods. As the personification of the internet, he resembles the stereotype of a fat, arrogant, basement-dwelling internet poster, who dresses like characters from The Matrix because he thinks it makes him look cool. He looks like a teenager with bad acne, because he is young even compared to the other new gods (though he has quickly become one of the most powerful of them). Other characters derisively call him "the fat kid".

>>82392697
It was more about how drunk and upset she was than including edgy sex.

Why are you fags so obsessed with cucking? It's all you think about. Every show it's like you comb through it not to enjoy it but to look examples of cuck. No wonder you fags don't have any friends you probably talk about it all the time. Fuck you losers.

>>82391990
Who else had a diamond dick whe she said «i want you to come inside my mouth»
Shit was cash bruh

>>82391990
I can't wait for the I Love Lucy scene. If they can pull that off, this show has my blessing.

>>82392773
He's fucking goat.

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Well it was written by a cuck
>open marriage

>>82391990
I really loved the American Gods premiere. I didn't expect Shadow Moon to be black (even though the book describes him as blackish, I saw him as more of an American Indian guy).

Wednesday is spot on. There would be no better actor for that role than Ian McShane. And that guy really should get more roles, he's one of the best old dudes in Hollywood and you see him in like one thing about every 5 years.

I liked almost everything about it..... except I don't like the tropes that it essentially reuses from Spartacus. I don't like the combat that's sped up and slowed down like the Matrix. I don't like the bad CG.

Overall 9/10, it would be 10/10 without the spartacus tropes.

Oh, one more thing I didn't like. Lowkey Lyesmith is way more ghetto then he should be... the dude acted like some type of ghetto wigger retard, which as squirrely and deceptive as he is; that's the wrong delivery. I think even that actor would have been fine, but the delivery is sort of fucked. He just seems moronic, which is the wrong vibe.

Otherwise casting is spot on. I really had some misgivings about a black shadow moon (I really think he's supposed to be American Indian), but he had a good vibe and did the role justice.

Good show. I hope this isn't a series that just starts out strong and goes to shit, but the first episode was pretty amazing.

>>82393482
>Hey, wanna see Lucy's tits?

>>82391990
Marvel really fucked up the chances of anyone enjoying American Gods.

When I first read it I had no idea who Loki was, so that Low-key reveal was rad.

Also fucking this show. I just want to see if they have old Ukranian Sledgehammer god, and electircity kid god in the limo.

>>82396292
>he didn't like the sandman

pleb.

Good Omens however is the most pretentious unfunny shit I've ever read and anyone who praises it should be shot on site.

>>82400314
sounds like you're just a big dumb dum,b

>>82400460
Sounds like you love taking cock up the bum bum

>>82397397
looks middle eastern desu

>>82397426
Ronald Reagan started the war on drugs.

>>82396827
what, no. >>82392174 isn't in the book at all

>>82402377
yes it is, how long has it been since you read it? and which version did you read?

>>82391990
Wow shes hot, who is that?

>>82402456
Sherlock's autistic girlfriend on Elementary

>>82402619
Has she ever shown her boobies or snatch?

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>>82392773

>>82397292
What about the Technical Boy springing a magical VR helmet on him instead of just waylaying him on the road?

>>82397436
Nah, that's just Mr. World.

>>82399197
According to rumours they indulge in threesomes with (female) porn stars

>>82397397
Which is pretty good casting - Shadow's supposed to be a brown person of ambiguous ancestry.

is emily browning going to be revived at some point? shes pretty much the only reason I watched the premier

>>82404111
I hope you're into necrophilia.

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>>82399621

Agreed on everything except Low-Key. I like him and think he's only going to get better.
>You understand what i'm sayin right now?

>>82404027
i liked that change.

>>82397397
Hm not really, but give him curly hair and fairer skin and he would look arabic as fuck

>>82397447
Yeah I thought it was really on the nose too. But it fooled me as well, so maybe Gaiman knew what he was doing.

>>82397447
>smug in figuring out Wednesday
Why? It was obvious as fuck. At least in the show.

>>82391990
I absolutely hated this bitch. I hated the way she slurred all her lines in her pathetic fake drunk acting. I hated how she delivered all her lines through a mouthful of spit. She's the worst part of the episode

>>82406896
Good thing shes only in one other ep i suppose.

I didn't mind it though personally.

>>82399197
If you could bang endless teen goth/emo poon you'd want an open marriage too

>>82406946
She's coming back? I may have to stop watching. I was also concerned about Gillian Anderson being on this show. That bitch cant act to save her life. Which is why she never got work outside of the X-Files.

>>82406970
>That bitch cant act to save her life.
Obviously she can since she's made millions doing it.

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>that unbirthing scene
>the djinn shit is supposedly even more graphic

Welp

>>82397065

>what the fuck is his problem?

He is white, blonde and blue-eyed, so according to (((Hollyoood))) he must be evil

>>82406878
It was pretty obvious in the book too, but I was like, 17 I think.

>>82397065
He's Mark Zuckerberg with god powers. Of course he's going to be a massive cunt

>>82397349

jamaicans are the best sprinters and bongs and americans on steroids are the best swimmers

>>82396788
they wanted to add it for the sake of it, like game of thrones throwing nudity at everything, and it wouldn't have made sense for shadow as a character, gaiman was right to tell them to fuck off.

but I can understand on a board full of kids obsessed with bbc that him getting his dick sucked would make the show pure kino.

>>82409169
It wouldn't have been pleasant either.The woman was hysterical..

>>82392697
no
dont
come back

>>82397397
Yeah, he is the most not-black looking and sounding black guy I've seen.

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>>82399197
He is fucking porn stars though.

>>82397397
That's because he's a mulatto that's slightly more white than black.

>>82409355
So in other words... he's a cuck?

>>82409495
I do not think that word means what you think it means, my little cuckposter.

>>82392303
>haven't been laid in years thanks to prison
>find out wife and best friend cucked me

You're god damn right I'd fuck that little cunt's brains out over their graves.

>>82397397
Looks like a sandnigger with a touch of black. Yet somehow more white looking than either.

>>82409597

>Pays to have sex

He's a cuck

>>82409597
Whatever, cuckie. Enjoy them sloppy 100ths

>>82391990
>>82392174
What is this garbage from?

Low Key is Loki and Mr World
He and Odin are running a double con to get the gods to do battle so Odin gets power from the conflict and Loki from the Chaos
Odin is also Shadows dad

>>82392174
But he didn't fuck her. So not only did he get cucked by his white friend he couldn't even cuck him back.

i enjoy watching black men fuck white woman

help me

>>82397065
>>82398159
Why the fuck is he not fat?
Why the fuck they changed the story of vikings from the comfiest sacrifice ever to fucking "le eebul white men on the land of glorious indians" bullshit?
Where's the message from Technical boy to Mr.Wednesday?
The fuck is happening?

>>82410133
I'd say the change from him being fat represents a change from the public perception of "geeks" going from fat basement dwellers to smarmy scrawny people.
The change of the sacrifice effectively demonstrates the nature of how worship works in the story, as well as foreshadowing the ending I suppose.

>>82391990
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FAAAAAAAAACE

What's with all these edgelord live action shows about devils and religion and shit. Theres lucifer, preacher and now this.

>>82391990
They prioritize white women over their own women.

They're all cucks.

>>82392174
Is that a real Subtitle

>>82410601
Yes.

>>82410601
Not, the actual line was
>This is it Shadow, we finally became BLACKED.COM

>>82397397
Middle-eastern with a touch of black and other races.

Now that I think of it this is probably how humanity will look like in a few hundred years. Most of it anyway.

>>82410662
Can you give me the conversation in a nutshell

>>82410764
"I want to suck your dick because our dead spouses were sucking eachother"

>>82410764
she told him his wife and her husband were fucking, she is a cuck and he is a cuck and so as revenge she wants them fuck each other, he refuses.

>>82392773
Why does he have ravens.

>>82410806
Where does gorgeous mans cock come into the convo

>>82396847
Bane?

>>82410815
because filename

>>82410835
YOU DUMB FUCK IT'S BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU TWICE ALREADY ARE YOU A CHILD?

>>82409937
I would be very mad if I hadn't read the book.

because of the state of american education, are there lots of underage faggots on here whose only reference to norse (or any) mythology comes from marvel movies?

WE WUZ types who don't know anansi stories?

won't having to read wikipedia after every episode get annoying?

>>82392773

Spending time in America really fucked Odin up, or maybe he always was a sassy cunt.

>>82411423
The colonization of that continent was a mistake. It's a cursed land, euros should never go there.

so what was the deal with the indians

>>82412397
the retarded number of arrows hitting the first viking made me think it was a native american god telling them to fuck right off
or the story was embelished
or there were 500 indians
what was the question?