What if he's right?

I've know black guys that believe water is alive

What if G-d was one of us?

>>82385889
This shit is retarded, I read some shithouse article in rollingstone while pinching a loaf where they devoted 2 whole paragraphs to his rantings and ravings on this. Fuckin cokehead

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>multiply 1 coin with 1 different coin
>somehow end up with only 1 coin

math fags explain this I dare you

That means a single one is two. That means there is no such thing as one which means the entire system falls apart. There are plenty of weird number systems out there but setting up one where 1x1=2 is impossible (unless you change what x or = means).

>>82385930
bu...but..

>>82386553

It's more like "I have one coin one time" which equals 1 vs "I have one coin ten times" (1 x 10) or "I have 3 coins three times" (3 x 3)

>>82386553
difference between multiplying and addition

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>>82385889
the earth is flat

You ever think math might just be DIFFERENT for different cultures??? Y'all are racist if you "correct" a black man

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Three men go to stay at a motel, and the man at the desk charges them $30.00 for a room. They split the cost ten dollars each. Later the manager tells the desk man that he overcharged the men, that the actual cost should have been $25.00. The manager gives the bellboy $5.00 and tells him to give it to the men.
The bellboy, however, decides to cheat the men and pockets $2.00, giving each of the men only one dollar.

Now each man has paid $9.00 to stay in the room and 3 x $9.00 = $27.00. The bellboy has pocketed $2.00. $27.00 + $2.00 = $29.00 - so where is the missing $1.00?

>>82386553
>>multiply 1 coin with 2 different coin
>somehow end up with only 2 coin

Where the first coin go?

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>>82386891

>>82385930
Umm...

>>82386854
Did you read that on Buzz Aldrin's Instagram?

>>82385889
Niggers not realizing this guy is a professional life long troll just like Trump. These people don't care about money or power just trolling the shit out of idiots.

>>82387025
>m-merely pretending!!!

>>82386877
I'm retarded. I had to google it.

>>82386877
There's no missing dollar. They paid 30. They got 3 back. 30-3 = 27. The bellboy "tipped" himself 2. 27-2 = 25. The last paragraph is just misleading, because 27 + 2 isn't part of this in any way.

>>82385932
Spot the person of Jewish Jew.

>>82385930
Prove to me its not.

>>82385941
in what sense?

so what's his theory?

>>82387574
The dot product of the vectors 1 and 1 is 2.

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>>82385889
OH GOD WHAT IF HE'S RIGHT?

>>82387653
Assuming you mean the vectors have magnitude 1, their dot product is dependent on the angle between them. lrn 2 math

>>82385889
How many ones is one?
A single one is one.
Terrence Howard is memeing.

>>82387694
Fuck it's been a long time since I did A levels.
Yeah this anon is right, I believe the formula is something like axb = mod(a)mod(b)cos(x) but prove me wrong if I am.

He's right, its been that way for a while. Basically 1x1 used to be 1 because it was just 1 times itself, however in recent years mathematicians discovered that "1" times itself results in two because of a unique Pythagorean omega equation where 1 becomes a 2 through rigorous multiplication. Refer to Churchill University's study on multiplication factors and advanced quadro-dynamics if you want to learn more.

>>82387661
Doesn't this mean that 1 x 1 is also 3, 5, 7 and every other prime number? Sorry I suck at math...

you have 1 apple 1 time. if you shit out the apple 24 hours later on a grassy field and wait 36 months you have around 30 apples.

1x1 = 30 confirmed.

>>82387436
by any metric of life it must procreate, even if that is single cell division.

Water is H2O, it isn't complex enough to be life, just help sustain life.

>>82386553
O = 1 group of one = 1 x1 = 1
OO = 1 group of two = 1 x 2 = 2
O O = 2 groups of one = 2 x 1 = 2
OOOO OOOO OOOO = 3 groups of 4 = 3 x 4 = 12
OOOOOO OOOOOO = 2 groups of 6 = 2 x 6 = 12

>>82385941
No and never

>>82386553
>multiply 1 coin with 2 coins
>three coins
checkmate atheists

>>82387796
Based Pythagoras, killing dragons before he was 12 and conquered all of Asia all by himself.

>nobody will hire him
>beats his wife because nobody gets it
>house is full of insane models "proving it"

Man needs some fucking diazepam and a therapist

>>82387746
>>82387694
>>82387653
WTF are you guys talking about?

The dot product of vector 1 and 1 is 1 if they're on the same slot.
The angle is 100% decided by if they are on the same slot, so you're really overcomplicating it like we are missing information.
It's not mod(a), it has nothing to do with modulo. vector a dot vector b = length a*bcos(angle). axb is rotation and it's too long to type out here with the derivatives.

>>82387924
humans are 99.9% water

humans are also 100% alive

water is 100% water

thus water is AT LEAST 99.9% alive

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>>82386877
wha-

That's witchcraft, how the fuck did you do this?

>>82386553
You end up with 1 coin^2 = coin coin, retard

Black man doesn't know what times means.

>>82385889

WE WUZ 'RITHMETIC

>>82385889
>it's a rich celebrity turns out to be batshit crazy episode
Need to stop rehashing this theme

>>82386877
Each man paid $9.33333, not $9.

>>82388014
>humans are 99.9% water
No we arent.
And water is just a catalyst our bodies use.

you need 2 coins to 1 x 1 with coins, so the answer is 2. he is correct yet the "scientists" are saying he is not, just because he is black

>>82388308
What about the black scientists?

>>82387804

Shut your fucking mouth, terryology is real

>>82388340
>black
>scientist

pick 1 x 1 / 1

>>82388308

you need 3 coins, including the coin you use in the answer

>>82387954
Quality post.

I appreciate your dedication

>>82386854
>>82386973
You just haven't looked into it

>>82388308
>you need 2 coins to 1 x 1 with coins, so the answer is 2.

so you need the two coins for the 1 x 1, but then you also need two coins for the 2, so really 1 x 1 = 4. that is, you need four coins for 1 x 1, the two in the 1 x 1 and the two that result from 1 x 1

>>82388250
No, from their perspective, they did indeed pay 9 dollar each.

>>82387342
This is in right.

The part you need to understand is, that the 2 dollar he tipped himself is part of what the men paid.

They paid 30 and got 3 back. So they paid 27.
The 2 dollar the bellboy kept are part of the 27. Thus it makes no sense to add them a second time.

Why do threads about this retard always get so many replies?

>>82387954
yeah but I don't wanna multiply a group with a coin, I wanna multiply a coin with a coin

>>82387954
Did anyone else read the circles like oh ooh oh oh oooh oooh oooooooooh oooooooooh?

>>82386553
One One is One. Stop being an idiot.

>>82388775
>One One
>One, one time and then One, one time again

Looks like Two to me

>One
>One
Those are two things

>>82386877
OH FUCK I just googled that shit and now I'm smacking myself. Total adds up to 27, not 30. The men were supposed to pay $25, but the bellboy kept $2, so in the end they payed $27.

Terrence Howard is in this thread right NOW.
Say something nice about him.

>>82388795

1 x 1 = 2

One x One = 2 Ones

One x One = One and One

There are four ones.

So, 1 x 1 = 4

>>82388614
Then you get a coin squared.

>>82385932
Just a slav like one of us

>>82388986
why the fuck would the shape change?

>>82386854
>not hollow

>>82386877
Fuck I had to puzzle it out for 15 mins but you switched the perspective in the last part.

Either you consider the 30 in circulation where the boys have 3 the bellhop has 2 and the owner has 25 (2+3+25=30)

Or you are focusing on the net loss of 27 in which case the 27 is in the pockets of the owner and belhop (2+25=27)

Troll math is hard to pull off but if u do it ends up being a real mind fuck

>>82388290
but i have an alternative fact here that says humans ARE 99.9% water

also i fucking love science

>>82388857
why are you adding shit. times means "by it's self."

The truth he doesn't want you to know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI1CuTbxDhI

>>82389147
>times means "by it's self."

2 x 2 = 2 by itself = 2

So, 2 x 2 = 2?

>>82389191
..*..=4

x = 1
x/9 = 1/9
x/9 = 0.11111111111111...
9(x/9) = 9(0.111111111111...)
x = 0.999999999999...

>>82389388
4th line doesn't work.
If 0.111 = 1/9 then 9x0.1111 = 1

>>82386877
>3 men
>one $30 motel room
Not in God's America.

>>82389388
>decimal approximation as a mathematical proof

>>82387661
The square root of two isn't two, what the fuck is he talking about? Is this the power of American education?

>>82389742
dude dropped out of college because he disagreed with his professors about the fact that 1x1=1. This isn't American education, he's just retarded.

>>82389547
>>82389587
Cool story and I'm sure it will make great conversation with your remedial algebra teacher tomorrow. We're talking university level numbers theory here, kiddos.

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>>82387661
>>82389742
From his rantings it sounds like he thinks every number is a perfect square root

>>82386877
>Now each man has paid $9.00
no

25/3=8+1/3
They get a dollar back so 8+1/3+1=9+1/3
(9+1/3)=28

>>82389742
>niggers
Funny that if you take out all the niggers and spics our education can actually compete with europe

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>a profession where one doesn't need to worry about academics
>surprised when someone in the profession says something stupid about academics

>>82390909
Maybe in terms of the top universities, but children in America receive basically no education at all, and colleges care more about their football teams than actually educating the students.

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>>82391515
ok mr expert

>>82385889
insects build more complex stuctures than anything niggers have ever built.

>>82391606
kek at that image

The geometric concept of squaring and cubing (bisecting a square on both axes, cube on three) indicates the concept of "one" is completely fucked.

desu

>>82391515
What are you actually talking about?

>>82390909
blaming niggers and spics won't make you intelligent, your school level is absolutely documented dogshit regardless of race, the dumbest posts that you can read on this website always come from americans

>>82391606
>2(0)=1(0)
No shit

>>82391606
Steps 3-6 are "0 = 0" then it skips to "1=2"

>>82391606
>dividing by 0

>>82385889
Maths be racis yo.