Anyone watch that Pee Wee movie on Netflix? it wasnt very good

it was ok it was nice to see peewee again.

on another note, has she shown boobs yet?

Why do jewish women age horribly?

>>82375854
very bad genetics

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is this what grown-up sex is like?

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>>82375854
If you're trying to imply that she's either Jewish or ugly, you're wrong on both counts.

>>82375821
imagine to be her pusy slave

>>82375854
Which Fab Five member are you?

>>82375821
the webm of her in the leggings makes me diamonds like nothing else has ever done

thicc

>>82375877
>>82375821
her face looks dirty. to many frekles

>>82376066
Sauce?

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>>82375924
lol

>>82376193
go on 4plebs tv and search only posts that have images and 'shawkat' as the search text or filename, try find webms too, go into one of the threads and you should find it

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>82375877

for you
also dubs

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>>82375854
oof

>>82375821
>>82375821
Holy crap is that Alia Shawkat (or however it's spelled)?

OMG, that bitch aged like milk....

Prior posters are right, Jew women really age poorly. They may look beautiful in their teens or very early 20s but they revert back to stereotypical jew looks very quickly.

If they make another season of Arrested Development I don't know how they can even pretend that she's worthy of George Michael's attention.

She turned into a 50 year old Jewish woman in her early 20s.

I'm looking at her trying to envision if she can even be made presentable, but I really don't think so. She's a few pounds heavy but not much (but I like women a few pounds heavy) and she could straighten her hair but her face is that of an old Jewish woman and I don't think any amount of studio magic can fix that.

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>>82375854
>>82377050
Alia Shawkat is not Jewish at all.

>>82375821
I don't know how you could expect it to be good.

Pee Wee's shtick just hasn't aged well.

I rewatched the old movies recently to see how they hold up and I couldn't get more than halfway through either one.

See, Pee Wee's shtick seemed very innocent and kid friendly in the 80s, but after we know he's kind of a pervert and I'm pretty sure he's gay (though he never will openly say so in interviews, but he's implied it a few times), the whole act just seems sort of like a pervert trying to form friendships with kids.... it doesn't seem wholesome.

And I can't imagine trying to reboot the act for present times....

Some things are really a product of their times and don't make sense outside of it.

I love Beavis and Butthead and it was one of my favorite things in the 90s, but to look at it objectively, it doesn't really *fit* with evolving notions of comedy. If you try watching it with younger people, they will be mystified by how *not funny* it is. Pee Wee Herman's shtick is the same, it belonged to an era and outside of that era, it doesn't make much sense.

>>82377128
Could have fooled me. That's as stereotypically jew as they come.... and honestly, I don't even by that she's not a Jew. Perhaps she has a small amount of Jewish blood but it really shows....

I'm not racist, but that's just how she looks.

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>>82377189
Shawkat's father is Arab[4] Iraqi, from Baghdad.[5] Her mother is of Norwegian, Irish, and Italian descent.[6]

But yeah, she could pass as a Jew.

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>>82375821
THICC

>>82377370
Holy crap, I'm not sure if that's really her, but it looks a lot like her.

Well played, broseph. She's an uggo, but I never scoff at the chance to see celebs sucking/fucking... regardless of if they're "brown bag" material.

>>82377370
If you got more, man, I want to see em.

>>82377422
Missing the tattoo on her left shoulder.

>>82377370

I dont care this isnt her. Post sauce to full video

>>82375877
only for white boys.

>>82375821
That's a camel hair sweater.

>>82375877
What is this, artificial insemination on a budget?

>>82375877
That IS what sex is like with an uggo.... you may have to pre-game and stroke a bit thinking about women that are actually worth fucking to get into the mood. And then after you climb on you likely need either the lights off or your eyes closed to keep hard.

Nothing would knock the steam out of you quicker than getting a good look at an ugly 50 year old jewess face.

>>82377830
she's not ugly though. she looks good when she tries.

>>82377370
you got any sauce on that brother?

>>82375877
Literally me

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>>82377309
That image title, thanks anon.

>>82377189
Mixed Arab and European heritage, so basically interchangeable with Ashkenazim Jews

>>82378029
is james rolfe relevant at all? I used to love his stuff when I was younger like 2006-2010 but now I'm afraid if I'll watch his shit it wont be funny.

>>82377370
Source before janny sees

Too bad she's a dumb wax whore, she used to be pretty hairy.

>>82378150
wait you like hairy women?

>>82376135
>to many frekles

No such thing

>>82378187
a black person is just their entire bodybillions of freckles

>>82378185
You don't?

>>82377506
>>82377616
>>82377926
>>82378095
I've got one more. Let's barter.

>>82378245
no that's disgusting.

>>82378081
AVGN is okay. nowhere near as entertaining as it once was. he's obviously running out of ideas and it also doesn't even feel like he's playing the character anymore just himself.

>>82378272
he kinda quit years ago because he was "burnt out" and then he just never really got back into it, right?

>>82378250
I want the video

>>82378291
I'd say it started going downhill with Big Rigs not that the episode was bad just around then he started getting into the more obscure shit and gradually lost the way of the character.

>>82378150
I doubt very highly that Alia is a "wax whore". That woman strikes me as an au natural lady that doesn't shave anything at all with a big black thicket of leg, pit hair, and bush.

And though, I like some bush, shaving pits and legs is mandatory for any woman with a sex life....

>>82378510
>>I doubt very highly that Alia is a "wax whore".
She at the very least waxes her forearms.

>>82378510
>shaving pits and legs is mandatory for any woman with a sex life
Why?

>>82378447
when did that ep come out?

>>82378510
So you imagine Tatiana Maslany, Eden Sher, Julia Roberts, Gaby Hoffmann, Lola and Jemima Kirke, Drew Barrymore, Madonna, Amanda Palmer, and hundreds of other celebrities that you can find for yourself who are known for not shaving their armpits don't have a sex life?

>>82378605
early 2014

>>82378720
i stopped watching ages before then. I used to watch him when he had like 10 thousand subs or something and that used to be a big deal kek. youtube was so ugly back then.

>>82378741
Damn that was like 10 years ago

>>82378799
saying that made my time anxiety flare up again

>>82378689
If they wish to appear at all attractive to MOST men, shaving pits and legs are mandatory. Puss and ass are optional (something about a big bush makes me diamonds).

Of course it's every woman's choice whether they wish to shave.... but in my experience, women who're lax about shaving their body are also lax about a million other body maintenance issues. I've had a couple of hairy woman and they tended to skip showers.....

Everyone is free to do (or not do) whatever the fuck they want, but that doesn't change the fact that there are expectations of them. And men generally expect women to shave pits and legs, most actually prefer that they're shaved clean, but I do like a tuft in the crotch and I don't mind the buttcrack being a bit furry.

>>82378863
Glad you've found the time to write your entire life's philosophy, but you still didn't answer my question.

>>82376135
A freckle for every shekel makes the Jewess kekel

>>82378741
>>82378447
I like AVGN, but it's a very limited shtick. You can only do so much with it before it seems like you've seen the exact same episode 50 times.....

that or they start to resort to stupid gimmicks like NC's sketch comedy skits (NC used to be good before he made bad sketch comedy).

The all-purpose ranters on youtube tend to stay a lot fresher because they have a lot of different kinds of material they can do....

... but there's only so much ranting you can do about old video games before you're beating a dead horse. Then he has a choice to make, does he:
A) Quit
B) Continue going through the motions though his passion for the shtick has died.
C) Start adding gimmicks to try to keep it fresh.

He chose option B (and NC chose C)....

>>82378910
I answered it more thoroughly than you asked. Of course they have sex lives.... but that doesn't change the fact that 99% of males have the expectation that they shave and unless if they're super duper hot having hairy pits and legs is a deal breaker for MOST guys (but obviously wouldn't be for a celeb because any guy would want the bragging rights).

>>82375854
Germanics age like shit, semites age like shit, and central European age like shit. Ashkenazi Jews are a mix of those 3 groups.

>>82377370
Today was a good day, close enough for my needs

>>82377189
go back to r*ddit

>>82378995
If they have sex lives, then your original claim is invalid.

>>82376999
Rad scar

>>82375821
>on Netflix
i don't watch the weird propaganda channel

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>>82379327
this

>log into netflix
>promoted series at the top
>Bill Nye cuts off kids dicks, deer whyte pippo, and 13 reasons why you should glamorize suicide

>scroll down and load up The Wonder Years, actual kino made before this entire millenium of mess

>>82379443
use the search bar most of the good shit is hidden.

>>82379443
>The Wonder Years

my negro

>>82377189
How do you spot them? Asking for a friend

>>82377422
>>82377506
>>82377926

forgot sauce just check /gif/ now and then it usually pops up with some others

>>82375877
can someone give me a quick rundown on whats happening here?

>>82380784
MISSING TATTOO

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>>82378250
Here, have some dubs

>>82375821
>Not liking a movie that's basically about a giant mancrush between Pee Wee and Joe Mangiallo

What are you, straight?

>>82377189
Stop posting.

>>82377370
Pee wee is HUNG

>>82377370

I know I can find this shit (and with sound) on /gif/ but the arousal of seeing stuff like this on /tv/ is just unmatched. Thank you

>>82380809
>people have tattoos their entire life

>>82381137
It's definitely not her regardless of the tattoo

>>82380408
He has to shut his eyes and visualize a hot girl before he can get hard enough to have sex with surely funke

>>82382720
True, the eyes don't quite match.

>>82377370
Not enough freckles

>>82377926
crazyjenn5000

>>82376950
This isn't a trap thread

>>82378250
If you have it, post it, otherwise fuck off. How's that for a barter?

>>82385245
Sounds like the art of the deal to me.

>>82376199
Yep, she's still not jewish and still very hot.

>>82377154
Pee-wee was never wholesome. The act was always full of sexual innuendos. They toned it down for the TV show, but it was still there, and certainly something I noticed as a kid.

>>82377370
thats like a 40 year old cuban hag lol

>>82385245
Interesting offer but I'll pass.

>>82385048
>crazyjenn5000
thanks friendo

>letting this thread die
no

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>>82375821
>>82376199
Damn, Alia looks like *THAT*?

>>82377189
But she doesn't have a giant nose or big tits.

When is that movie with her nude scene coming out? Paint it black i think it is.

>>82388431
May 19

>>82388346
but she does have big tits you blind fuck

Had a crush on her since I first saw her

>>82388985
Big tits on a fattie don't count.

Alia Shawkat is hot as fuck, I don't know what it is about her that does it for me.

>>82375877
She has huge tits thoigh, how could you not just fuck her violently?

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She'll be fine

>>82375821
>>82375877
>>82375924
>>82376199
>>82376999
>>82377128
>>82377291
>>82392108
I've loved her for so long and just knowing that I'll never impregnate her sends my heart into the deepest of depressions

>>82377830
>That IS what sex is like with an uggo.
or just don't be a low test faggot that jerks off too much and your dick will get weird for anybody.

tbphwyf my dick has generally gotten harder for the random weird looking girls I've done sex things with. No stakes. No anxiety.

>>82389944
>fatty
post pics of your torso

>>82390040
WHO IS THIS CURLY QT

When will we see her nude scenes from that paint it black movie, holy guacamole, I've been waiting forever

>>82375821
I liked it. Thought it was entertaining. But I didn't expect Pee Wee to be gay or at least that's what the movie felt like it was implying.

It was better than Big Top Pee Wee.

>>82393883
What??

>>82393883
>>82394334
I remember reading from someone who saw it that they aren't great. Three scenes, two are of her ass and one is side boob if I recall. Not getting my hopes up.

>>82392196
It's ok

I've been the same way

Dunno why she's just so qt