Are you the "kino guy" from your friend group? Are

>>82374560
>friend group
lmao
;-;

>>82374560
>friend group

haha

:-(

I hide my power level irl at all cost, even from my family.

It's got to a point where I even have to wait for everyone to leave the house because they would probably think I'm insanse for suddenly watching films from the czech new wave or whatever.
I know it's pathetic but I'm already too deep.

Yeah because we all know normies love kinos

>recommend pure kino
>wow anon that movie was so boring lol. we shoulda watched step brothers or pineapple express..

every damn time

sometimes I remind my mommy and daddy when there's a new kino serial on TV

Anon... I roll with a whole company of kino men

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>>82374560
>friend group

I noticed some try to "prove" themselves in front of me when it comes to film. But whatever I also enjoy to watch chad films with my fellow chads

>>82375066
this. most of my friends have no taste

>>82375066

>tell female colleague about a Kino
>she says it sounds awesome and asks to borrow the dvd
>returns it next day and I ask what her thoughts were
>says she turned it off ten minutes in because I was predictable and she knew what was gonna happen
>well yeah I gave you a plot synopsis which lead to you asking to borrow it
>yeah but yknow I mean...

The truth being I never told her it was a foreign movie without a dub and she's a pleb.

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>>82374560
>group

i don't even had one friend

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>>82374560
>friend

>>82374580
>>82374762
>>82375101
>>82375243
>>82375250
Making friends is the easiest thing in the world. Top yourselves

I am most definently that guy

im the guy who gives the kino recommendations even though noone asked for one and noone listens to

sure. whenever they ask for tips I go for aronofsky, earlier nolan and paul thomas anderson. not necessarily because I like them but because it's a nice mix of Serious film, Mainstream appeal and Something I can recommend without being completely dishonest

No I'm not, it's one of my friends who studies cinematography
If you're reading this hello Jb

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>considered the pretentious movie guy
>no one takes my recommendations
>one friend does
>comes to me whenever he's about to watch a movie for recommendations ever since

>>82374580
>>82374762
>>82375101
>>82375243
>>82375250

You just need to be yourself :)

>>82375320
You're a cunt

>>82375380
Why?

>>82375378
They're already themselves

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>tfw purposely give people pretentious film recommendations that I know they won't enjoy just so they think I have superior taste in film

I'm almost 30 - what friends?

>>82375407
In reality they just feel pity for you

>>82375378
thanks mang
>>82375394

Wild Tales is the best foreign film to recommend to anyone.
Pretty sure it's almost impossible for someone not to be entertained, no matter the pleb level.

Unironically, yes.
I tried to hide my powerlevel, but my roommate caught me watching a movie and it was in black and whit, so everyone thinks I'm a high brow film aficionado.

>>82375407
>This movie was really bad, anon.
>wut haha you probly didn't get it 2deep4u
>No anon, it was boring and half of it wasn't even integral to the story. It's just a bunch of instagram scenes on top of unrelated symbolism that's a bad metaphor for something only teens think is deep.
>you just didn't get it that's cool but it's really good you're just too normie 4 it

>>82374772
>I hide my power level irl at all cost, even from my family.
This, with everything in life. I've hidden my true intelligence from my family for 20 years. They have no idea that I studied math for 8 years, or that I'm working towards an MSc in Physics.

I'm not sure why I've never told them. They probably think I'm a weirdo because I barely go anywhere.

>>82375506
>It's just a bunch of instagram scenes on top of unrelated symbolism that's a bad metaphor for something only teens think is deep.
Woah, edgy and pretentious. These guys deserve each other

>>82375515
but why, don't you want them to be proud of you

>>82375453

I bet it was Citizen Kane

>>82375659
It was Seventh Seal, actually.

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> friends with another "kino guy"
> we be known as "the kino duo"
> when going to friends house, we pick the movies, never had a bad movie night
> in hs, our teacher in film study was asking for movie recommendations from us.

>>82375515
My youngest brother does the same; all his talents and intelligence is hidden from the rest of the family. I had to pester him for years only to get him to tell me what he actually wants to do in the future, and helping him is great.

Still, why do you nerds do that shit? Are you afraid you are gonna be frowned upon? Bullied? Misunderstood? Or simply don't have the nerve to endure having expectations upon you?

Yea, I'm also the food and game guy. Although my friends are always skeptical, it's so annoying.

>Hey Anon I'm taking this girl out, what movie should we watch?
>You sure Anon? That seems a little weird.
>Thanks Anon! I'm glad I took your advice, it went really well.

Not sure why they're always skeptical, it works out in the end. Or why they keep asking if they're always questioning.

>>82375737

They might be afraid to fail, and if that happens everyone will know they failed.

>>82375785
what did you recommend last time it went well

>>82374560
Let the anger-pocalypse begin! >>82375790

>>82375198
call her out on this in a joking manner and she will sleep with you

>>82374560
I actually am, pretty coolio

>>82375737
I just don't want anyone to bother me and I don't need any help with it.

No, my friends are turbo plebs. Their ignorance is their bliss. They aren't interested in watching any "kino", they just want to be entertained by things like Vin Diesel and The Rock driving cars out of planes.

My friends just watch literally anything that gets any hype, ever.

I actively avoid people

>>82374560

What's a friend?

kinda, there's a guy who's sort of on the same level as me which is good

also im 100% sure he's on here right now

>>82375646
>>82375737
It sounds odd, but I'm ashamed. It started in school desu, I tried to fit-in so I dumbed-down a lot. I hated being "the clever one", and still do. People look at you differently.

I honestly don't know why I've never told them. Friends know.

>>82375806
This could be a factor. It's hard/impossible to accurately self-analyse.

>>82375831
The Lobster. Collin Farrell is one of my favorites.

>>82376483
Are you sure, anon? I don't know...

>>82376268

H-hey i think that could be me

>>82376566
Where are you from anon

>>82378257
Turkey

>friend
>pepe
really makes me think
you fucking poser

>>82374560
>kino
Eat shit and die, retard.

>>82375283
if you're extroverted and talk amusing shit all the time
but i think after 30 that wont work either

>>82374560
Recommend me somethign kino my friends.

Yeah I am but I notice once i recommend one arthouse flick, theres always that one guy who loves it all of the sudden and is really into for about 3 months then forgets about it.

Fucking normies

>>82374560
I'm the "general kino" guy, and the "Asian kino" guy. I have a friend that's a 70's kid and a horror buff, he far outsmarts me in those categories.

No cause one of my friends watches way more movies than I and usually gives me recommendations

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>>82374560
>friend group
>friend

>>82374560
Yup. They don't watch many movies though.

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>tfw finally have a gf who isn't a pleb and will watch anything from b movie slashers to foreign arthouse with me

this is the good life, anons, and I wish all of you could have it too

Not really, no, but that's mostly because my group of friend I discuss movies with is usually made up of me, an older guy who watches every fucking horror movie that gets released and a guy that is legit KaraGarga material. When they're not around, the mantle falls on me.

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>>82379427
she's an appeaser. Might be a stage (until she gets handed power through marriage or children), or might be because she's submissive pleaser by nature.

>>82379427
Where do you find kinogfs?

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>>82379475
netflix

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>>82374560
One of my friends was telling me the other day how him and others were discussing whether I'd like 13 reasons why or whatever it's called. When I told him I wouldn't even bother watching since I'm better than that shit, he told me that's exactly what they predicted I'd say.

>>82379427
fucking normie go back to redit

>>82374580
friends are easy. everyone is lonely and willing to be friends if you're not a belligerent goddamn cringey faggot.

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>>82379761
>friends are easy.

>>82379548
Its a teenage soap opera. People eat whatever they put in front of him

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>>82374772
I usually can, but last week my friend asked me for a scary movie to watch with some girls and I listed off the various kinds of scary movie platforms from genre to decade, to nationality and what they might like

they never texted back

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>>82374560
>>82379932
NOPE.

>>82379548
>thinking you're better than anything
>being unwilling to experience any movie
you realize how much of an annoying self-important dickhead you're acting like right? Do you actually like movies or do you like how saying you're into movies makes you seem smart? Watching bad movies and being willing to fuck with any genre is how you actually learn and improve and stop being a cringey faggot.

Nobody is interested in the predictably self-censoring tryhard autist.

>>82379835
they are. you need to make an effort though. and not be a self-defeating frogposting dingbat that feels sorry for yourself

Well actually I lead my own club or "guild" so to speak, for individuals of keen intellect. At the moment I'm the only real member of the guild but that doesn't stop us from getting into all sorts of kino adventures!

>>82379548
so what? i would hope that they would think that would be your response to mtv drama shows

Yep. That's me. I showed my friend pulp fiction, the witch, the big lebowski, a Serbian film, and maybe a few more.

Fun times

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>>82374560
>friend group

Yes, but when I give recommendations to people they want to give recommendations to me in return.

It's almost always bad and my choices are:
> I don't watch the movie and sound like a dick for ignoring their recommendation
> I watch the movie and tell them I didn't like it, and sound like a dick for disliking their recommendation
> I watch it and lie, saying I liked it, resulting in more bad recommendations

>>82380060
Lol next time just say The Conjuring lololol

They'll love it. Jumpy and everyone lives so there's no actual consequences so the she'll love not having to think.

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>>82380213
>just be yourself ;-)

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holy shit I JUST realized
>tfw I am the kino guy

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I'm not the only one who uses the word "kino" in real life am I? I use it to describe movies and stuff around my friends and nobody has asked what it means yet so I guess I'm in the clear.

Also have a friend who goes on Reddit and I'm constantly picking on him about it by saying "can I upvote that?" Anytime he says something noteworthy

>>82380551
kill yourself

>>82380606
Lol can I upvote that post anon?

>>82380551
>so I guess I'm in the clear.

I actually laughed out loud at this

Well I like to think you fellows are my "friend group" so of course I know you come to me for some kino recs haha ;)

Some people that I hang out with flat out have told me they refuse to see a film with me because I babbled on about stuff instead of enjoying it.

But there's at least a few that I know that come to me with recommendation requests. Or that I can talk about symbolism with.

It's not hard to find them guys. Go out to librarys and find movie groups.

Washing your ass helps too.

>>82380551
I say kino and call my friend a redditor.
Because he is. In an ironic way though.

>>82374560
I'm they guy who "hates" every movie because I rarely have strong feelings towards a film and find most to be just okay. Apparently saying Rogue One was "fine" and "had its moments" is the exact same is its the worst movie ever and you hate it.

>>82375954
are you me ? Im 99% sure the problem lies in my friends taste.
>be me
>almost finals, bunch of free time at school
>decided to be the kino guy and brought some films
>chose hunt for the wilderpople, fun kino for everybody
>nobody fucking pays attention
>hahaha i dont see whats funny
>shouldve watched the scary movie
>everybody is on their phones by 50 mins in, decide to turn it off
>even my mom fucking likes it
>mfw im now the shit taste in film guy

One of my friends outright saod that he only find kevin hart and nigger tier comedy funny, fuck me but i think something is wrong with millenials

>>82375831
imma watch that with my gf, thanks,
any more recommendations for couples?

>>82374560
My best friend always asks me for recs. Basically this.

>>82374560
I am when it comes to music.

>>82376483
>>82381414
meant to reply to this guy

>>82380551
>can I upvote that?
kek

>>82375439
I mostly enjoyed it, but there were definitely some stories that were stronger than others.

>>82379761
>if you're not a belligerent goddamn cringey faggot
memes aside, what exactly does this mean? what are some examples of being a cringey faggot in normie standards?

I share kino with my dad, mostly stuff i have already watched and think he will enjoy. He really liked Gangs of Wasseypur and Wild at Heart. Last weekend i gave him the Pusher trilogy.

Besides that i'm the autists that starts talking about film without invitation and reccomends people stuff he knows they won't watch. I did give a friend a list of more grounded stuff i thought he could like, he enjoyed Jagten and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, i also got him into Evangelion.

>>82375439
The only good story was the road rage one and you know it

>>82375515
>MSc physics
>intelligence

Sorry but as someone who has a MSc in Physics it is no indication of intelligence. Neither is studying "math."

I don't get recommendations but I always get asked how I'd rate the movie after we've seen it (as though it is the final say of the group), due to having a very severe but uninspired rating system.

>>82381314
My parents liked What We Do in the Shadows.

>>82380469
Fat people have friends too m8. And if you're a big fat fatty you have a behavior disorder and you need to change your cognition. Stop eating so much and doing so little.

Or you could always get prescribed to adderal and smoke cigarettes. That'll make you eat less. Just transfer your maladjustment and addiction to things that don't make you disgusting.

>>82374560
>Have one friend who likes my movies
>Hey man watch this
>No man that sounds awful fuck that
>Force him to watch it
>He loved it
Every fucking time

>>82374580
>>82374762
first posts best posts.

>>82380551
I do the same thing to my friendittor
>He's talking about some random topic
>There's a subreddit for that

No, they're all fucking plebs who think I'm pretentious for not swallowing oscar bait trash and for liking films made before the 00s.

>>82380164
I don't watch it because I don't want to. You're contradicting yourself so hard here, it's people like you that think you're better than others forcing yourself to watch everything that crosses your path because you have nothing better to do with your time. Kys, people don't watch stuff that disinterests them. Films interest me. Not teenage soap operas.

>>82374560
yes
I also know how to rec stuff like a normie as well
one of my friends made the rest of us watch Andrei Rublev and the others hated it and now they wont listen to him about movies
what an idiot

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>tfw /tv/ is the kino guy of my friend group
>tfw /tv/ is my friend group

>>82384342
>I don't watch it because I don't want to
you said you wouldn't watch it because you're better than it.
>You're contradicting yourself so hard here
kek no u r
>it's people like you
bad start to any sentence tbphwyf
> that think you're better than others
you're the one saying you're better than stuff m8. I'm telling you that nobody likes unearned self-importance.
> forcing yourself to watch everything that crosses your path
I don't force myself to do shit. Haven't even seen 13 Reasons Why but I would if I had 1 Reason Why. If I was hanging out with someone and they axed if I wanted to watch some random schlock I'd say sure. Or at the worst be neutral.
>because you have nothing better to do with your time
said the guy spending his time talking about how special is he is on an anonymous imageboard in the middle of the day.
>people don't watch stuff that disinterests them
film production and screenwriting interest me. You can often learn more about what makes a good movie good by watching bad movies or movies where the plot isn't engaging, allowing you to focus on the production elements better.
>Films interest me. Not teenage soap operas.
Jesus that's such a cringey iamverysmart teenager thing to say.

>>82374560
>have no friends to watch movies with
it hurts. I used to have two but they got weird when I tried to hold their hand during scary parts.

>tfw started watching Twin Peaks with someone and then she lost interest in me and now i haven't rewatched it before it starts again because it makes me feel sad
awesome

>>82385041
so start now, it's fun.

>>82375527
kek

>>82375706
sounds like fun anon

>>82381491
Recommend me a song then.

>>82374560
>"What the fuck why the hell did you tell me to watch this movie holy shit why are they doing that to those children? What's wrong with you?"

"Sweet Movie" was my recommendation.

Did I do wrong?

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>>82386440
in college we used to do movie night things with my 4 roommates and my gf and her 4 roommates. One weekend after I had crushed it with recommendations the previous few times I put on Ichi The Killer.

That was the last movie night :(

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>>82375367
I like you.

>>82386535
Kek
>tfw no friends to scare by watching weird and strange films because I moved

>>82374560
When I had friends, all they wanted to do was watch movies they already saw 10+ times. I'm talking autistic levels of repeated viewings. Thus, they never wanted recommendations from anyone. I on the other hand was constantly trying to see new moves and never rewatching anything.

> friend group

It is a "clique" you mong.

>>82386822
>It is a "clique" you mong.
maybe if you're in a dang 90's high school movie
I would never refer to group of friendship people as a clique unironically

>>82386941
I grew up in the 1970s and 1980s, millennial. Half your clique probably posts on that gay pony board.

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I'm the "well of course you don't like it because it's not black and white, french and from the 60s" guy.

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>>82374560
>friend group
Kek I dropped all my friends after they all got girlfriends, moved in with them, and had kids.
I get to watch everything by myself without anyone nagging me and no kids.

I don't have friends, but sometimes I watch a movie with my dad.

It started only a year ago, he asked me to put on something good, I put on Das Boot and he absolutely loved it.
Now we watch a movie every two weeks or so, no dumb chit chat just a couple of beers and it's a pretty good time.

>>82386535
>movie night with friends from middle school
>one guy hosts with his big tv and surround sound
>other three of us pick the others up, one buys booze, one buys pizza
>each bring a movie
>sometimes watch all 4, usually just 2 or 3
>host gets fucking married
>she moves in with him
>is automatically invited to each movie night
>we are "mean" if we pause to explain something because she keeps talking and asking questions
>leaves the room to make calls
>texts or whatever for at least a third of the movie
>won't let her husband drink if she can't
We've stopped doing movie night.

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>>82374560
>friend group

Clique.

>>82387114
Dad will never watch a movie twice, but it's because he rewinds to hear what they say five times, and then rewinds a funny part seven times, and falls asleep and rewinds 45 minutes to watch it again. Fucking sucks trying to get him to stay awake or watch something without taking 3 hours every time.

>>82387125
>tfw your clique of group of friend clique has one goth girl, one jock girl, one burnout stoner dude and two prep dudes
gotta get a clique like that, nobody wants to fuck each other.

>>82387022
>I grew up in the 1970s and 1980s
I'm old so that justifies being pedantic about words that young people use
>millennial
how is that an insult? Person-born-in-a-shitty-era-without-a-dope-ass-generational-name.
>Half your clique
>implying I have friends
egg on your face nerd

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>>82387116
change venues?

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>>82387242

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>>82387242
>dope-ass-generational-name
>"millennial"

>>82387074
its called growing up. you should try it

>>82387662
I did.
Alone.

>>82387074
>I dropped all my friends after they all got girlfriends, moved in with them, and had kids.
>dropped
kek. sure it wasn't the other way around?

>>82387952
No they still call me to hang out.

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>Be the kinotard guy

>Everyone hates you because you're a disgusting fat loner

>Everyone ignores your opinions because you have shit taste in everything

>Your brain is damaged by memes and you are unable to properly express yourself

>>82388065
that's a pretty dumb reason to drop someone

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>>82384739
>I don't force myself to do shit. Haven't even seen 13 Reasons Why but I would if I had 1 Reason Why. If I was hanging out with someone and they axed if I wanted to watch some random schlock I'd say sure. Or at the worst be neutral
So you wouldn't actually watch it out of free will? So what is your problem exactly?

>Jesus that's such a cringey iamverysmart teenager thing to say.
Le cringe, also are you seriously implying that a man of such low schizophrenic caliber considers himself BETTER than your average teenager? Seems to me like you never grew up desu, and now you're stuck in a rut trying to out edgy people.

>>82374560
I wouldn't say I'm the Kino guy but I'm always telling my friends we should watch some movies. We end up watching mostly Godzilla or Kamen Rider movies since my friend group really enjoy the goofyness of them. Every once in a while I suggest we watch something more "kino" and we all seem to end up enjoying it and talking about it later.

>>82387662
Its called my peepee, do you know it? Boingo boing!!!

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>go see new power rangers with two normie friends
>we are all hyped
>friends are on phones for at least half the movie
>I'm literally boiling inside from anger but I pretend to not care
>normie friends only talk to each other about what going on in the movie, don't include me in any convos
>hey anon, what did you think about the movie?
>meh, it was ok I guess. I'd give it a 6/10
>They literally get angry that I didn't like the movie more
>the people that were on their phones For half the film

I'm the guy who goes "You all have to see this AMAZING movie!" and then I show them Holy Mountain. After 15 minutes they turn to me and go "What the FUCK is wrong with you?"

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>Hey anon let's watch this movie it's called "Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse" haha it looks so funny