>angry character giving a quick rundown on everything wrong

>main character gets surrounded by bad henchman guy
>"I can do this all day"

>>82370130
>Is that all you got?

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>>82370130
>henchmen rush in at protagonist one or two at a time instead of dogpiling him all at once

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>angry character giving a quick rundown on everything wrong with another person
>"he's my husband"

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>>82370254
>henchmen all run at protagonist at the same time
>he still dispatches them all anyways

>it's a repeat the same line with a tad more intensity and a scowl

>Walk away...
>I'm sorry!
>I SAID WALK AWAY.

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>It's quiet
>..Too quiet

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>>82370105
>I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum

>and im all out of ass

Makes me roll my eyes EVERYTIME

>he's behind me, isn't he

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>>82370130
>henchmen has protagonist surrounded
>lights go out
>fighting noises
>lights come back on
>protagonist stands where he originally stood but all the henchmen are on the ground knocked out
>protagonist adjusts tie

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> Protagonist enters a game
> "Prot, it's useless Rexxar has dominated the highscores for years, let's just go"
> "So how does this work, do I swing like this?"
> Protagonist becomes the new champion..

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>>82371023
>do you hear that?
>...
>I don't hear anything
>Exactly!

>>82372820
Name three movies and two musicals where this happens

>>82370105
name three wife ploughed and impregnated by BBC home videos where this happens

fuck it, name one.

>>82370105
>character goes through some kind of training
>learns the skill unrealistically quick
Is it that hard to write a movie with a realistic timescale? Why do villains destroy the universe in a matter of days/months instead of years or decades?

>>82373558

>character goes through some kind of training
>learns about this one move that you just don't do because it's forbidden and dangerous
>must ultimately use this movie in order to win/defeat the bad guys

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>45 minutes left in movie
>protagonist falls off cliff implying he dies
>hes fine

>Character says a million dollars isn't cool, then asks if anyone knows what's cool
>Other character sarcastically asks: "you?"
>Character is annoyed, shrugs it off, proceeds to answer his won question with "a social media"