>how to identify kino

black and white, subtitles, no plot= kino

>>82369370
It depends on how good it is

If;
>Multiple feet scenes
>Synth wave sound track
>Long takes
>Black and white
>Terrence Malick
>All white cast
>All male cast

= kino

>>82369370
did reddit like it?
if yes NOT Kino
did /pol/ like it?
if yes NOT Kino
did normies like it?
if yes NOt Kino

>>82369370
> how to identify kino
It touches you in a special place.

>>82369370
Check if its italian

>>82371049
In other words, total garbage that nobody likes is kino. Great job.

>>82371051
my dad is kino?

>>82371051
My hand is kino

>>82371197
Who directed "my dad"?
>>82371227
Who directed "My hand"?

>>82371273
>Who directed "my dad"?
idk it was some asshole with a camcorder

>>82371311
Produced by the Weinsteins

>>82369913
Yes, La Dolce Vita is kino

>>82369370
Anything related to adam sandler is kino

>>82371338
Esp. Sandy Wexler. What a lovable character.

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>>82371028
>80s gay porn

>>82371396
I have yet to see those involve feet shots. If I'm wrong then please correct me.

It's not directed by Nolan, Fincher or Tarantino.

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>you know its gonna be kino

If it does anything in a shot that makes a reference to Christianity but doesn't have anything to do with the plot.

If the characters motives are explained through some pseudo philosophical idea through dialogue that goes nowhere or isn't expressed through action.

Muted colors or dark lighting.

An antagonist that is given more screen time than the protagonist. Usually these scenes are spent with monologues describing how "deep" the character is.

Avant garde everything, what ever is popular in mainstream, do the opposite as solely a superficial reaction and not an original idea on its own.

>>82371049
if some retard calls you a contrarian for not liking it...it's definitely NOT kino :^)