How to Talk to Girls at Parties

>>82361322
>white people movies

>>82361322
how much will be neckshots/?

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>>82361342
calm down anon

>>82361394
Pls answer this

>>82361322

It's a cute premise. As a side story on some half hour Malcolm in the Middle type shit would work well. The experience when reading isn't something worth stretching out. You spend a couple mins getting the premise, then exhale sharply through your nose as you think about how your first time talking to girls at parties does seem a lot like how talking to an alien might go. The end.

It was a short story for a reason. Very cute tho

>>82361322
how to talk to girls at parties: so that they will show you theri necks and maybe let you suck them

>>82361322
>How to Talk to Girls at Parties

I never understood stuff like this. Like do people have a problem?

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>>82361322
this was a Neil Gaiman short

>>82361766
whats ur move then?

>in b4 ay bby u want sum fuk

>>82361322
>Directed by John Cameron Mitchell
This probably won't be very good but I love Shortbus so I'll still watch anything he makes.

>>82361322
>ywn kiss those sweetly sour lips
>ywn kiss those milky white tits

I need to be destroyed ;____;

>>82361322
ywn taste her sour patch

Making first contact with an alien species would be objectively easier

>>82361322
what a whore

>>82364006
Well done, anon. :D

>>82361322
Why is she so lewds :<