Kenneth Branagh's 'Murder on the Orient Express' Remake

>>82357822
which one is wealthy deadman Defoe? because that would be a waste.

>>82357911
Johnny Depp is the dead man. So hopefully he won't be in the movie for long

Who's playing Poirot?

>>82358348
Branagh

>>82357822
Is Branagh a good actor? The only thing I've ever seen him on are adaptations of Shakespeare's plays

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>cast is pretty good apart from Daisy Ridley

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>>82357822
>Daisy Ridley
dropped

>>82357822
Michelle Pfieffer actually looks more like old Lauren Bacall than herself

>>82358169

Well that role is seen a lot in flashbacks. Toby Jones played that role in the David Suchet Poirot movie of Orient Express and he's in a lot of scenes.

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>>82358538
I leik mobies

>>82357822
>depp not playing a pirate
It will bomb. Guaranteed.

I don't see poirot. All i can barely look at is a faggot with a "comical" fake mustache prop on his obnoxious face.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?

I hope so. Its a ripping yarn so its hard to fuck up.

>>82357822
That dude has some shit on his lip.

>>82357822
yeah should be fine.

Branagh's a nuts and bolts film maker but he knows his away around an adaptation so I'm sure this will be watchable.

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she's multiplying

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K-Kenneth why are you filming my scenes first?

>>82357822
kinda pumped for it, to be honest

>>82357822
>>82358348
theres only 2 poirots i acknowledge:
David Suchet (Agatha Christie's Poirot)
and Albert Finney (murder on the orient express 1974)

>>82360431
Who /youjustknow/ here?

>>82360431
Apparently they're changing his background? A black British colonel in the 1930's would have been really stupid after all.

Personally, I hope this leads to an ABC Murders movie

>>82359896
Agatha Christie's family only acknowledges Suchet

They're making Crooked House rn too. Agatha Christie renaissance, plz?

>>82357822
daisy shoulda been gemma

>>82357822
>Remake

That is one helluva mustache. Also Depp's leather jacket in one of the shots is pretty cool. But damn, fuck off Josh Gad.

FULL ACCURATE 10 LITTLE NIGGERS (And Then There Were None) ADAPTATION WHEN
FUCKING WHEN

>>82358692
shit taste

>>82359281
How!?

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>>82357822
Why she do cute?

>>82361938
i agree with them but orient express with suchet was not the best, and express is probably meant to be on the big screen.. so 1974 should be the only exception

>>82359678
Why do people keep casting Maggie Gyllenhaal?!

>>82357822
who's woman next to Depp?
is that HBC?

>>82365382
Penelope Cruz

>>82357822

The casting certainly is promising.

>>82357822
Who is playing the detective? Please tell me it's Johnny!!

Daisy is a qt and I wish her success in the future

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>>82365099

I don't see why this would need to be remade, but I do like Poirot, so I'll probably watch it anyway.

>>82366234
Branagh is the detective, Johnny is the victim

All I remember is that we have a russian princess and an aged actress. Fuck I have to reread it.

>>82357822
pretty good cast of faggots must have been what you meant, will not watch/500.

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>>82366416
>Jacqueline Bisset (Countess Andrenyi) is my retro-fu in the 1974 film
>Current waifu Lucy Boynton is playing her character in the remake

damn what are the chances of that

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>>82357822
>Dafoe

SOLD.