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I stopped watching after the fat bearded guy with the tye-dye tank top
can anyone fill me in on what happened after
>>82354437
he came back for survivor 27 blood vs water but when his wife was about to be the first one voted out, he took her place and left on the first day. there wasnt even a tribal.
that was 7 seasons ago
>>82354543
Wasnt BvW like his 4th time playing though?
wait this show is still going on?
>>82354601
yes, that was his last appearance
he finished 8th in his first season
4th in all-stars
6th in heros vs villains
BB19 starts next month
>>82354832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVPRrOv1Nc
LOL DEVON
>>82354832
Who fucking cares. Piss off.
>>82354941
russell hantz has been making cryptic twitter posts that suggests he could be on bb19
>>82355024
I miss her, bros
>>82355071
really sucks they made ponderosa videos all-access only
>>82355071
>tfw Andrea is only good survivorfu left
>>82355144
oh, here is a shitty rip of debbie ponderosa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpcf_TB7w54
>>82355244
wew hali dancing
Can big brother people please not post their ugly waifus in this thread?
>>82355440
define ugly
Are there any non shit CBS streams?
>>82355773
you just know they edited out all the crazy stuff she said about debbie
>>82355244
>mentally, physically I'm healthy
yeah.. about that.
>>82354832
doubt it will be good comsidering recent seasons
BB16 and BB18 were terrible
BB17 would be meh without Vanessa's autism OTT despite actually pretty good cast has inherently flawed format
>>82355071
>hooks up with Joe first time in Ponderosa
>fucks Ozzy second time
let it go, she is a slut
>>82355983
she was in a car wreck in march
airbags went off in her face
still waiting for the Hali cum tributes
>>82356132
she should be more careful with her pretty face
survivors ready?
It's starting!!
>Thinking the jury rewards making bold/strategic moves
If that was the case Russell would be a 2x winner
>>82356906
Ugly jew slut
>>82356906
>>82357073
if she just fixed her snaggleteeth she'd be aight
>>82357001
robbed king
>>82356906
>ywn have a quickie (20-30min) with her in voting booth
Michaela's redemption at last too bad she's so bad at socializing
they are using ropes wrong on this n-bomb tbqh
>>82355440
>dat andrea
cute and smart
WHITES WIN
>>82357379
>whites only group wins mental puzzle comp
based Aryanposter
God I love seeing that monkey Michaela blown the fuck out
>>82357001
>Be an asshole to people
>Expect to get votes from the people you were an asshole to
>Don't get votes
S T R A T E G Y
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>>82357429
This. I want to crack the whip on that uppity nigger.
>>82357479
>Outwit. Outplay. Outlast.
Check, check and check.
>>82357496
whoops looks like you accidentally let a nbomb slip. please be more careful in future posts bro
>>82357479
>reminder that Russell wanted to take Brett to the end so he could "beat the best and be the best" and was barely talked out of it by Natalie
clearly a misunderstood mastermind
>>82357521
Yeah, Natalie did that, that's why she won
oh no, /ourtranny/ is in danger
>>82357635
I'm not sure if you're retarded, or just retarded.
Dumb bitch that go carried to the end by Russell outwitted, outlasted, AND outplayed everyone?
I wish it was 2001 again. ;_;
>>82357635
wew
>>82357740
mmmmmmmmm
>>82357740
she's the reason i started watching
>>82357740
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/18258758_198567203990772_7307201635061596160_n.mp4
still cute
>"I'm here to win the game"
blatant winners edit
Elizabeth was just a discount Colleen
>>82357994
SARA WINS LOL
Nobody except Debbie will vote for Brad, because he doesn't need the money and Sara is a poor cop with a child
>>82357549
Funny thing is, Brett would have blown him the fuck out even harder than Natalie
>>82358007
doughie mans hasselbeck
>>82358007
Except Colleen was a slut and Elizabeth was a good Christian girl
>>82358007
ikr? didn't even make a rob snyder movie baka
wtf if you're allowed to reposition them like that they should have just put them all completely tight at the beginning and then restacked step by step
>>82354406
there's fags still underestimating Andrea
pure Goddesstier
Andrea what a beast
>>82358168
superior qt
>>82354832
>>82358297
Shit taste, senpai
inb4 tribal scramblin
>>82358224
She comes from a good family too
>>82358397
>>82358409
I can't even remember who came to see Hannah at the family visit, just Adam's gay brother and a lot of crying.
rip zeke
>>82358397
thread ruined
nooow i realize who zeke reminds me of...
>Hall's red lips
>>82358409
Katie is HOT!
Who has the better moustache: Sierra or Andrea?
Michaela always looks pretty as hell at tribal
has Tye found any more idols?
thank god
TRANNIES BTFO
>>82358593
then she opens her mouth
lel debbie
>>82358562
She's got great tits
>>82358593
>ape
>pretty
it's atie
How is this show still around?
>>82358655
one of the few shows I actually watch
holy shit, this n-bomb does everything for TV
>>82358643
Top zozzle my man
>>82358655
40 somethings. Middle aged people and older are a giant portion of TV watching and they like repetitive, palatable shows
>>82358635
Michaela got white people shook
>>82358655
It's popular family entertainment.
>>82358397
nice tummy
>>82358550
Who the fuck is this
>>82356906
The worst.
As some guy is dying, seems having a panic attack, on the fucking sidelines.
Complete wuss bag
>>82357073
I'd suck her fat jew tits.
>>82359755
I can't stand her and think she's ugly as fuck, but I'd titfuck her and cum on her ugly face
>>82360441
>when you're so autistic you have to bump a dead thread with shit nobody cares about
here's your (You)
>>82357712
Because she outwitted, outplayed and outlasted the guy who outwitted, outplayed and outlasted everyone else. She was the only person who figured out how to win that season: Lay low so Russell doesn't target you while forming tight bonds with everyone who's going to be on the jury. Russell even said outright that he took Natalie to the merge specifically because she could make friends with the other tribe, who all ended up on the jury.
Sandra did it even better the next season.
is this a bb thread now? i want to know what /bb/ thinks of james btfoing natalie
Millennials vs Gen Z when?
>>82360746
didn't even know they were dating until i just googled wtf you were talking about. desu i forgot natalie existed until now
>>82360920
did you not watch bb18 or something
>>82360906
does she bench 1pl8?
>>82360978
i mean irl. can't be fucked to follow their lives after the show
>>82361029
she cheated on the manlet with a basketball player
>>82361165
lol
Thank FUCK Zeke is gone, he drives me nuts. Terrible tryhard
>>82361823
that doughy, fatfuck lesbian ruined the season
Besides him talking about armies in half of his confessionals Zeke isn't so bad
>>82362203
i told someone that they looked like a transgender couple before zeke was confirmed tranny
w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶?̶ ̶w̶k̶.̶ ̶1̶
w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶?̶ ̶w̶k̶.̶ ̶2̶
will it ever cease? wk. 3
will it ever conclude? wk. 4
will it ever finish? wk. 5
will it ever pass? wk. 6
will it ever expire? wk. 7
will it ever complete? wk. 8
will it ever close? wk. 9
over. wk. 10
west coast blind posting now
michaela is more attractive in the blue night vision light
>>82361823
can't wait to see what another retarded question he is going to ask at FTC
>>82354901
>random Devin appearance in this promo
please PLEASE tell me he's going to be on BB19
>>82362930
he'll probably bust through the door at some point
>i still have two idol
>two
>idol
sierra's scar tho
>no Courtney Yates posts
Sorry bros, I started working Wednesday nights and don't get to watch Survivor as it airs anymore. I was kind of hoping one of you bros would have picked up the slack.
>>82363931
cute twink
>Michaela Bradshaw @TheMichaelaB 50m50 minutes ago
>Imagine you're frustrated, lonely, misunderstood, & only have 2 friends in life. Then you stab 1 in the back. That's why I cried. #Survivor
>>82364014
very cheeky, anon
>>82363931
think im the only one who posts her anymore
>>82364237
you can see the adams apple and everything
>it's a returning players season
they are the worst.
even worst is that they don't bring Heidik, Hatch, Lex tier players.
they bring fucking Andrea Boehlke - Michaela tier players.
>>82365476
andrea has great eyes
>>82365558
fine, i'll watch some porn with her if i want to fap
but she's a shit player, like the 85% of this cast
>>82365765
do you really fap to girls with great eyes
>>82365834
on POV porn yes
>>82365859
ur supposed to look at the boobs and stuff
>>82366030
t. virgin
>>82366089
t. virgin
>>82360906
Figgy had the best face for cumming on.
>>82366201
ur supposed to cum on the eyes u virgin