Have you ever met a famous actor/director irl? What were they like?

>>82351548
I met Mark Wahlberg

He assaulted me with a beer bottle and called me a gook

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I saw Mel Gibson having dinner once. He was by himself, eating a pretty juicy looking steak in this restaurant in L.A. I was awestruck to see one of my favorite movie actors, but I didn't want to badger him or anything, I actually wanted to come off cool and detached. So, as I passed his table with my date, I just half-stopped, said "It's just been revoked" and nodded. He just looks at me and glares. It was like staring into the abyss and the abyss was not only staring back, it was trying to claw into your soul.

So I went to my table and I'm just kicking myself, thinking I made a complete ass of myself to Mel Gibson. It was all I could think about, it was ruining my date, so I thought of going over there and apologizing. As I turn to check out the table, I see Gibson is still looking at me. Not average looking, psycho looking. He had a cold stare and a blank expression, the type of face that would make lesser men shit their pants. And he kept starring. He at his steak, drank his wine and ate his dessert (he had a fancy cake), and he didn't break eye contact NOT EVEN ONCE. The raw stake's bloody juice was dripping from his mouth, and he just kept going. He was a caged animal.

So I lower my head and soldier through. My date keeps yapping abour her job and her friends and how good the lobster at that restaurant is and I'm just trying to erase Mel Gibson from my mind. So when he gets up to walk out I think to myself "It's OK, maybe this night won't be a total dud". And as he's walking out of the restaurant, he passes by our table, and he just half-stops, much like a did. Points a finger gun to my head, smiles and then just walks out. My date was weirded out, but I was just relieved I could put "pissing off Mel Gibson" behind me.

So we step outside later on and my tires have been slashed and my car windows have been broken, there's scratches all over and I find a note saying "Fucking Jews" on the windshield. That was the last time I ate such good lobster.

I once saw Michael Shannon at a fancy restaurant in LA. He was yelling at a waitress, scratching his knife and fork against the plate screaming "OH IS THIS HOW I SHOULD EAT? IS THIS HOW I FUCKING EAT IT?" he didn't even order food, he just screamed at her until she left crying. then he tried to eat a napkin

>>82351597

You probably deserved it, gook

>>82351642
Fuck off back to /pol/ basement dwelling retard

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>>82351597
lmao

get fucked slant eyes

>>82351680
FUCKING VIETNAM SHITS

>>82351680

YOU KISS YOUR MOTHA WITH THAT MOUTH?

clint eastwood once asked me if he could have the ketchup bottle from my table at a restaurant. he was fairly normal

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A couple of years ago I worked in a 7/11 in Copenhagen. We were really busy and had lines of customers. I noticed Nicolas Winding Refn walk in right away. While he stood in line he was staring me down hard for no reason. Never felt so uneasy in my life.

Met Clint Eastwood at a fancy restaurant in L.A. He asked me if one of the sets at my table was taken. I said "maybe. Maybe not. Do ya' feel lucky?" while elbowing in the arm and winking. He let out a long sight and left without a word.

I don't think he understood the reference.

>>82351714
>>82351714
>>82351718
Samefag

I met James Franco at the Carmel Film Festival once. Told him I was a huge fan and he seemed a little annoyed. Kept staring at my girlfriend while he was talking to me. He dipped out to go to the bathroom and my girlfriend followed him to get his autograph. Thought it might offend him but they seemed to have gotten a long well since they spent like 20 minutes talking.

>>82351597
Same, he punched me and called me a ""Vietnam fucking shit"

I'm actually Finnish

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>>82351847
Try again you dumb gook.

Yea all the time at my job.
Most actors act like pretty normal and humble people, except comedy actors. Comedy actors always act like they are intellects or something. Pretending to be artsy like theater directors and stuff.
Famous athletes are all dumb. Every single one of them are dumb and complete momma boys. They always have their moms speak for them.

Directors are snobby and always talk like they are constantly being sarcastic.
E-celebs try to talk like they are hip and laid-back, but you can tell they actually think they are above everyone.
Pornstars are pretty meek and quiet and like their privacy.
Famous Singers and Rappers have a god complex and believe people should bow in their presence. Truly the worse people.

>>82351548
I almost got into a fist fight with Pauly Shore.

Saw a weird scene involving Robert Downey Jr at a fancy restaurant in L.A. He was with some girl who kept bursting into these short high-pitched cackly laughs every 10 minutes, to which he replied "It's not funny! It's not funny!".

About an hour after that he jumped from out of the table almost hitting a passing-by waitress, stopped at my table and said "I make fifty mother-excuse me ladies-fucking dollars a movie, it's NOT fucking funny!" and rushed out of the restaurant

>>82352042
Did it happen at a fancy restaurant in L.A.?

>>82351994
what do you do

>>82351987
Still mad you lost Vietnam bruv?

>>82352222
No. Hawaii.

>>82351969

James Franco doesn't really exist

Legit saw Stone Cold Steve Austin at a Red Lobster. I didn't say anything and went back to dinner with my party. He was with some lady.

>>82351548
>born with symmetrical face yet ugly as hell

it really is a doggy dog world

>>82352279
>Legit saw Stone Cold Steve Austin at a Red Lobster.

I lold and spit chewed up cereal all over my computer screen

Chris Evans, the guy who plays Captain America. Saw him at a fancy restaurant in L.A. He was by himself and was laughing all the way through. Waiter brought him the menu, he laughed. Waiter brought him water, he laughed. Waiter brought him the meal, guess what? Hearty laughter.

When the waiter brought him the bill he laughed so hard he staggered to the bathroom clutching his sides. After 30 minutes in the waiter went to check on him but he was gone. Nobody saw him leave and the bathroom had no windows.

The following day he was in Scotland shooting a movie.

>>82351986

>I'm actually Finnish

close enough

>>82352186

he makes $50 a movie?

that's almost as much as eric roberts makes.

I mistakingly sat down at a table that was apparently reserved for Brian Singer at a fancy restaurant in L.A. When he came, he thought I was here to audition, but I was there to eat.

He was talking about this movie about a "squad" of cool boys having fun he's been trying to get going. When I finally got the courage to speak, I said, "I apologize, this sounds really great, but I'm here to eat", to which he replied "That's my boy", put a phone number and a five hundred dollars on the table and left.

I ordered a real great tuna salad with férula fóetida and nice big cup of assano tea.

>>82351840
Ehehehehehe

>>82351816
Could actually believe this.
You see literally every danish actor in copenhagen all the time.

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This should count. 5-6 years ago I would play a few games online and use a custom soundboard to fuck with people. People either loved it, hated it, or had no idea what was going on. Sometimes people wouldn't know it was a soundboard and argue with or trash talk me. One guy added me on steam and he had a private profile. He said he loved what I did, and whenever I was doing my thing he would join my games. He would send me games on steam to play with him, and sometimes he would tell me that he was having a friend play with us, or watch him play while they listened to me.

He would ask me questions about my life but he was pretty secretive about his. He would hint that he was rich and famous, and that I probably knew who he was. I figured he was probably a larper, but he was fun to play with and that's what mattered. Then one night he said he was drunk from a party with celebrities, and he kept asking me to guess who he was. I tossed out a few guesses and he kept saying "getting warmer" or "getting colder" and I had no idea what criteria he was using for those answers. Eventually he told me he was Chris Hardwick and he sent me an imgur link to a photo of Chris holding a sheet of paper with my name on it.

I immediately unfriended and blocked him.

>>82351714
Fuckface cunt, I'm standing outside your window after tracing your IP address; you look like a ballsack

>>82352186
>I make fifty mother-excuse me ladies-fucking dollars a movie
He speaks like he's still in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

>>82353386
Are you the 5'5 tiny ass yellow ass balding child looking child molesting looking gook with the phone?

>>82351548
Hating this kid is so satisfying. More pictures of him with celebrities?

>>82353227
Damn you must be the king of all faggots your highness a pleasure to meet you

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>>82351548
I met Jim Bagleaducia once.

I wasstanding in matthew mcconaughey's way at a UT football game. he tapped me on the shoulder and said excuse me. he was shorter than i thought he would be and had a buzzcut at the time which was somewhat disappointing. I was pretty excited, technically a celeb knowingly touched me

>>82351618
I can believe Zod did this.

Never met a celebrity but I've seen weird dopplegangers in Palm Desert.
>Jewish Ray Romano at a deli one time.
>Maybe might've been Tony Shalhoub at the Mikado one time.
>Used to get Christmas Cards from Robin Williams's brother.

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I saw Joe Pantoliano at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>82352248
call girl (male)

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BUMP!

>>82353366
amazing story if true. hardwick is such an insufferable cunt

>>82358607
Is Ben Foster cool irl? He's one of my favorite actors.

I was standing in line at a mcdonalds in orlando one time and all of a sudden somebody put me in a headlock and swung me out of the line. I was like "wtf dude??"
here it was Tom Bergeron.
He was like opening his arms going "What!? What!? I'm Tom fuckin Bergeron!!" Nobody even did anything they just acted like it was all normal

>>82351816
Did you talk to him?

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>>82351548
Met Gary Sinise (AKA LT. Dan) in Iraq during a USO tour, a sincerely nice guy.

Missed ScarJo in Kuwait by a month, was pretty pissed about it in all honesty.

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I met Kevin Spacey at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Kevin Spacey shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Spacey fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Kevin was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Kevin Spacey and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

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>>82356671
>WHERE WAS THIS FISH RAISED?
>ON A FARM!!

>>82359925
you fucker

>>82359925
Someone post the sex party pics

>>82357563
I actually met him when I was working at a bank, really nice guy. He has a cockerspaniel which he let lick his face and lips.

>it's a /tv/ claims they eat in L.A. restaurants episode

always makes me kek

>>82354986
MC Ride?