America, I...

I can't see a problem with either of these posters but maybe I'm retarded

>>82349330
They've airbrushed the fuck out of her in the American one.

>>82349330
Look at her face

>>82349254
How come it took /tv/ so long to catch on to this?

>Americans feel the need to make children in children shows fuckable
It's literally rape on Canada.

>>82349254

this reminds me of when time magazine made oj simpson's mugshot like 20% blacker so he would appear more threatening. completely different reasons obviously but why the fuck did they edit all these freckles out? the character is famous for being a ginger of course she's going to have freckles.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICANS?

>>82349463
>America proving once again how fake and artificial they are by altering the photo of a child FIXED

Why do redheads have such thin lips?

Why would you hide all those cute freckles? Was the poster retouched by a homo?

>>82349645
your lips hold your soul
this is why soul singers are big lipped black people

>>82349537
>its real
hahaha holy shit

>>82349254
Americans don't like real gingers. Better disguise that ginger skin and ginger face defects and get her in the photoshop.

Fix those eyes
fix that nose
darken that skin
hide those disgusting freckles
make her teeth look more even
fuck, just make her smaller and put more shit in the background

And they are right to because fucking gingers are cancerous cretins

Gingers are disgusting.

>>82349645
Someone's not white

>>82349736
*Male gingers are disgusting

So is she going to get BLACKED or what? I mean it is Netflix

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>>82349537
Top fucking kek, America

>>82349537
They're just not comfortable with love outside their preconceived notions of normalcy, I guess.

>>82349537
American is better by miles, fite me

World Masterpiece Theatre > niggerflix

>>82349414
JEsus fuck, even the stray hairs in the pony tail or whatever you call those.

>>82349690
So why does James Brown have the thinnest lips of all black people?

>>82349537
the difference between flick and kino.

>>82349856
he sold his sould to the devil to be famous, of course

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>>82349537

>american version isn't white

makes u think

>>82349537
This happens with video game box art all the time, didn't know it also happened to movie posters.

But that is particularly insulting.

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>>82349645

>>82349537
>people pretending like the sunglasses one isn't superior

You guys can drop the act now.

>>82349982
I'd fuck that boy.

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>>82349982
I want to violently fuck her face

>>82349504
Isn't it odd that a character known for her outsider nature is being shilled as just another hottie? That her uniqueness has been airbrushed away to appeal to the ignorant and gullible? That they are selling this strong individual by making her appear like every other face on tv?
Does the corporate world not understand irony?

>>82349982
>tits stretch marks

>>82349537
>Burgers make a poster for a fun little animal comedy
>Eurofags make one about beastiality

What's wrong with you people

>>82349906
Seems legit.

What about Aretha?

>>82350096
that's how tits work

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>>82350096
badge of honor.

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>>82349982
She looks almost exactly like an older version of my sister.

>>82349254
I like the Malick one better.

>>82350170
post her feet pics faggot

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Grimdark Anne coming soon

>>82349537
Did they have to dub the American version to ad in 50 mentions of "radical"?

>>82350193
Never, sisters should be protected from the internet so they don't become attention (and literal) whores.

>>82349856

pigtails

>>82350197
a common complaint is the lack of grittiness

will my gf leave me if she sees me binge watching this and obsessing over it?

>>82349537
hahaha that bird is wearing sunglasses! birds don't do that! hahaha

>>82350197
>Anne finds out her parents were murdered
>goes back home to find her vengeance

Is this worth watching?

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>>82349463
>make children in children shows fuckable
like they need to make anything

>>82350412
if you like comfy period kino. It's about an orphan warming the hearts of everyone she meets.

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>>82350159
Who is she? Sauce???

>>82349690
lol

Honestly why did they get such a fucking ugly kid.

Couldn't they just find a blond and dye her red?

>>82351658
She isn't ugly, fuck off.

>>82351658
She's supposed to be a ginger kid.
Not every kid is exactly beautifull. They don't need to be either.

>>82350412
my mom likes it.
and it's written by the woman who wrote some breaking bad episodes, including Oxymandias, so depending on how you feel about Breaking Bad

>>82350412
They promote this in Canada as "from the Emmy winning writers of Breaking Bad" but it plays on the tamest, most family friendly channel there is.

>>82351658
>Ugly
Get better taste, Anon

>>82351837
Breaking Bad was a family show too.

>>82351837
Some people liked Breaking Bad because of the writing.

Not because it was edgy.

>>82351882
>>82351916
Just saying, if you want to watch Anne of Green Gables just watch the movies with Megan Follows

>>82350271
Pretty good of you but those pics would still be nice,

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>>82350096

Even better.

>>82350287
No, but she'll demand to peg you.

>>82349254
ayy lmao

>>82349254
blue and orange strike again

why does America hate freckles

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>>82349645
Wot

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>>82353118

We dont tho.

>>82352080

But you better not show a single nipple! Kids might find that offensive!

>>82350159
>>82349982
name?

>>82353659
bluetiernen or tiernenedge on twitter/instagram

>>82353701
>bluetiernen
Thanks lad

>>82349254
I just tried to watch this.

It's absolute garbage, just like 90% of all new shows.

>protagonist that doesn't know when to shut up
>muh feminism agenda
>muh equality

I looked it up, and the books were written in 1908, so there's no way there's any feminist agenda in the books.

And it's not even that I would mind tv shows with different points of view, but it's so fucking forced in this setting.

>>82349764
>*Male gingers are disgusting
**Female gingers are mostly disgusting, but sometimes a great fiery ginger is born that is the sexiest woman on earth

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>>82353772
>I looked it up, and the books were written in 1908, so there's no way there's any feminist agenda in the books.
Try reading it.

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>>82353828

>>82350538

That's the real sickening thing. Makeup on children makes them look like adults. How am I going to get hard thinking about some grownup?

>>82353947
>Jojo's 13th birthday

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>>82353983

>>82352080

What's this from?

>>82354174
Hannibal

>>82350096
You didn't have that girl in your middle school that got giant tits out of nowhere? Skin doesn't take kindly to a mass of fat suddenly growing over several months.

Or maybe she's just a fat chick, I'm not an expert.

>>82349537

the european one seems more autistic to me


or is this not a silly movie about a fun bird and really a serious drama?

>>82354174
Hannibal.
Don't get memed into watching it, despite what /tv/ may say it's just CSI with hilarious amount of gore in it.
It's also full of pretentious dialogue.

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>>82353969

Right?

>>82353772
Is this subtle bait, or are you actually this clueless?

>>82354207
>tfw one of my female friends became a lesbian because I was laughing at her stretch marks as a stupid teenager
She told me this 15 years after the fact and I don't even remember that. Feels bad.
She's also super hot.

>>82354285

I thought homosexuality wasnt a choice

>>82354323
It is if you're not gay.

>>82354323
So... You don't have sex with who you want to have sex with but with who are you forced to by genes?
Makes sense.

>>82353772

I bet you've never heard of the Bronte sisters, huh?

>>82354202

Neat, thanks.

>>82353830
That's a small head

Anne is my new favorite series she is a cutey

>>82354232

But no nipples, not even nipples in old paintings.

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>>82354405
UUUU

>>82354373

no-one can be this retarded.

No issue. Every girl with freckles already does this to themselves.

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>>82349254
Wow. The frecklephobia is real smdh

>>82349254
Canada
>looks good

America
>those freckles are a little intense, gonna need to tone those down a little bit
>her hair isn't red enough, gonna need to brighten that up a little bit
>eyes aren't blue enough, gonna need to brighten those up a little bit
>those lips are imperfect, gonna need to touch those up a little bit
>is there a reason she doesn't have a honey gold filter over her? fix it
>why isn't there a wheat field in the background? fix it
>move her back a little bit so you can't see the imperfections in her face, which by this point we have mostly removed but we need to make it look like we didn't edit it too much
>ok, looks good

So basically we Americans are afraid of people who look like people. Nothing new.

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>>82349537

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>>82349645

>>82354323
She was always a lesbian, just in denial about it. Any time someone "turns" gay they were already gay, they just didn't know how to come out or were afraid.

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>>82350045

>>82354958

Pretty much this.

>>82355010
Someone should do a study about this. Survey a bunch of "formerly" straight people and see how many of them admit they were always gay.

>>82354489
That makes to of us

>>82355125

They might not even know they're gay until a few failed hetero relationships make them despondent, and they drink or drug and fall into "experimenting".

>>82355215
But surely they feel attraction for someone of the same sex that would tip them off early on?

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>>82353828

Nobody is born gay or straight.

Both suck

left is too cold and right is too gold

>>82349537
fuckin rad

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>>82355366

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>>82353828
That makes her a rare kind.

>>82349537
Don't know about you but Id rather watch the American one.

>>82355297

Not necessarily, it could be mistaken for non sexual extreme admiration.

>>82355500

It's the same movie, Anon.

I didn't even realize people knew about Anne of Green Gables outside of eastern Canada and maybe new England

>>82349982
EXTRA THICCCCC

>>82355571
Poland here, it's well-known.

>>82355571
Ohio here, I sure as hell never heard of her.

>>82355366
not a natural redhead

>>82349982
Shes 16 you fucks

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>>82355930
Good.

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>>82355930
Thanks Anon, now i gotta fap again.

>>82349254
how old is this girl? I want to post-ironically masturbate to her. I don't want to be a pedo

>>82356051
>that choker

If you posted that picture in the first place we would have known she was 16 right away

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>>82356136

>>82353772
>I looked it up, and the books were written in 1908, so there's no way there's any feminist agenda in the books.
You never heard of the Women's Suffrage movement?

>>82354959
She's like prime Molly Ringwald but with actual freckles. Adorable.

>>82355571
in England the books are pretty popular. they're as well known as something like The Secret Garden or Black Beauty. it's something most children stumble upon in their school library.

>>82356242
he's a triggered alt-right anti-progressive retard that doesn't even understand it's adapted from a book and that Anne is written exactly that way. what did you expect.

>>82355571
Its HUGE in Japan. If you visit PEI and the actual Green Gables, you'll see tons of Japanese

>>82355571
I'm murican and have heard "Anne of Green Gables" in conversation before but have no idea what it is or what it's about

>>82350197
>Siblings who adopt Anne are having incestuous sex
>Sibling brother starts spying on Anne while she's taking shits
>Anne falls in love and has many fantasies about the neighbor girl
>Anne kicks bully's ass and then later saves his life because she don't need no man
>Bully later comes out as lgbtq

I can't wait.

>>82350197
by darker, they mean that they will write in lots of homophobic and racist characters for anne to chastise

>>82356986
why do you need a job?

>>82356931
>Bully later comes out as lgbtq

Just a reminder that the guy who played Gilbert Blythe in the Sullivan movies was a homosexual.

>>82349254
one on left is cute

>>82351658
A big part of the story is that Anne's not very attractive until she grows up and she's pretty self-conscious about it
t. watched the old movies with my mom

>>82355571
Watched the old movies and the animated series a while back

my mom loves this kind of stuff

>>82355571
CRACKA SHIT FOR CRACKAS

>WHITE PPL

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>>82349254
ain't got nothing on mah waifu

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>>82349537
>>82349700 >>82349787 >>82349821 >>82349837 >>82349895 >>82349909 >>82349973 >>82350024 >>82350102 >>82350220 >>82350315 >>82354227 >>82354816 >>82355456 >>82355500
>American
>G in a triangle rated
Don't think so retard. That's some PAL shit rating.

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>>82349537
>Tfw your country has horrible taste in poster art.

>>82349537
>urban Cinephile

yeah,...no thanks sweetie

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>>82349537
>Euros actually think theirs is better

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>>82350197

>"And you know, now I can FINALLY take Anne of Green Gables seriously"

-Rich Evans

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>someone made the American cover
>someone else greenlit the American cover

>>82359017
well maybe they didn't want to COMPLETELY RIP OFF de chirico

>>82349537
Yuropenis looks like some tryhard bullshit comedy, Murrican one looks like a lighthearted comedy to watch with your kids

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>>82349254
REEEEEEEEEEEE stop posting my waifu here, you fags! I'll kill you all.

>>82349416
I don't see anything.

>>82349254
>left: sweet innocent cutie

>right: deceptive cut-throat monster.

Amazing what some color palette/background change can do.

>>82349645
They don't always

>>82349254
...and?

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>tfw qt ginger had a crush on me in highschool
>made fun of her for being ginger
>mfw the fucking regret

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>>82362479
Fucking pleb, falling for South Park memes and 2004 era memes.

>>82354373
That post actually reminded me of MGS2. Hideo Kojima is now an anti gay bigot to me.

>>82358147
You didn't need to reply to every single post you faggot.

>>82362479
I don't know, if you had a son he'd have a fucked up life and probably only score with a gypsy.

>>82359044
You'd rather some shitty CG garbage to a tasteful cover paying homage to a great artist? Are you a pleb?

>>82358147
It's Australian probably.

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>>82364547
no bully

>>82349254
I'm surprised they didnt replace her with a negress

9 out of 10 redhead girls are fucking ugly.
100% redhead girls are batshit insane.

>>82349254
I heard its going to be called Anne With an E in Murrica