I sleep in a racing car, do you?

OK. I accept my fate.

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>bald
>fat
>wears glasses
>loser
>sleeps in a racing car
>still managed to father a child
>meanwhile i'M still a 27yo kissless touchless virgin

>>82335750
No, I sleep in a bed by myself

>>82336016
Ha ha ha

You loser

>>82336016
he used to have his shit somewhat together

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>>82336016
>meanwhile i'M still a 27yo kissless touchless virgin

being a kissless, toucheless virgin AFTER one's frontal cortex (25yrs) has fully formed -- pathetic

giving a fuck about such frivolous simian shit and not actually contributing to the development of A.I. and 100% passable, synthetic, futa sexbots... and not hara-kiri-ing to save face -- priceless

>>82336453
not my fault woman are retarded

>>82336494
>The problem doesn't lie with me, but 50% of all people on Earth

And thus /pol/ was born.

>>82336524
Reddit.

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>>82336016
only 27 huh? That's nothing, kid

>>82336524
you mean r9k

>>82336524
I did nothing wrong.
they're the problem with their stupid mindgames and drama shit.

>>82335750
I sleep in a bed with my big wife

>>82336016
>Served in the Army
>Graduated from college
>Semi decent composer

>>82336016
He wasn't always a loser, that's something he has over you.

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>>82336494
well... epigenetically speaking, it is your fault -- for you're an inextricably contiguous link to your forefathers, through DNA wiring -- the same males that rendered females what they are today; through millennia of concupiscent sex worship and subjugation

>still not having made the natural, evolutionary, super-sentient step to traps
>...despite being a self-confessed sarlacc cokewold and on the precipice of mortifying seppuku

>>82336016
it was a different time, women didnt have the options they do today and had to settle

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>>82337040
that's exactly why ever culture and creed have subjugated their females -- if you give them an inch, they want 12... and for it to be dumb and black

>>82337183
well, I dont know about that, with women being more superficial and fickle, it's up to men to push themselves even more in order to attract a mate

Damn you virgins are mad. Just go get laid lmao

>>82337268
Women should not have the right to vote.

Yes I'm married.

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>>82337268
>with women being more superficial and fickle, it's up to men to push themselves even more in order to attract a mate
that's like saying you need to hit an atom harder with the hammer, in order to split it -- literal E = autism^2

man uses SCIENCE to surmount the hurdles that impede his path, not brute force -- that's what the brain is for

if the mighty sarlacc is unsatisfied with its sacrifices, then it will have to go hungry... to eventually starve to death

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>>82337371

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>>82337401
no one should have "the right" to vote -- it's not a privilege and should EARNED

there are licensing requirements to drive cars and cut hair, but not to decide the course of nations... do you seen the problem here?

>>82336259
Ha ha ha, you faggot

>>82335750
no.
i sleep in a bed with my wife.

>>82336863
bcuz its never YOUR FAULT

sure sure
mommy cries whenever she thinks about YOU

>>82337655
You sound offended

>>82337706
>implying he has a wife

>>82335750
I sleep in a decade old queen size that's never been flipped

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>>82336016
damn dude, better get on that.

>>82337371
I've been laid plenty and still think you should have the right to discriminate against women. That woman should not have the right to vote, that child support should not exist.


Women are mentally, Children.

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>>82336016
>touchless

>>82336016
To be fair, he clearly fathered a child with his sister.

>>82336016
Is okay anon, I'll have sex with you

>>82335750
i sleep in a small bed with my dakimakura

>>82336968
>big wheel at the cracker factory

>>82336453
>kys
hello underageb&

>>82337750
What is this projection hour?

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>>82337008
What did you say about my mom bro!?

met a girl last night who exclusively talked about her dumb fucking relationship with some asshole, and she shit talked him the entire time endlessly, made him sound like the biggest piece of shit and at the very end dropped that she had broken up with him at least 5 times before and they had been in and out of relationship status multiple times


is this seriously what being a normie is like? why are ""girls"" so indecisive and catty?

>>82338485
>is this seriously what being a normie is like? why are ""girls"" so indecisive and catty?

yes. biology

>>82338528
not to mention she was browsing fucking tinder the entire night before she had even broken up with the guy, didn't look up from her phone once

I wish I was a faggot because I hate dealing with this shit

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>>82338394
that she's a tranny with a made-in-China sheep's womb.

wachya gonna do about it, interspæcial tough guy?

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>>82336228
wew im glad you censored it im only 4 years old and marges tiddies and balls are far tamer without the cock in homers mouth