>YOU CAN SMOKE 16 BLUNTS AND STILL DRIVE YOU FUCK ! KEK, PUSSY,

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>>82335253
So what's the deal with bitch-tits in the ufc?

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>>82335253

Joe "They'vedonecontrolledtestsbutdoesntacknowledgethefactthattheyregoing20mphinaclosedenviroment" Rogan ladies and gentleman

>>82335274
What an abomination.

>>82335253
should i like Crowder /tv/ and /pol/? Is he alt-right?

>>82335253
Do you really believed he missed his flight?

>>82335253
Both were acting like douchebags here, but I don't see how this is television or film.

>be crowder
>spend career bullying liberals
>hate weed
>defend DEA
>defend pharmaceutical corporations
>defend corruptions
>defend gangs / cartel
>smoke tobacco
>drink beer
>bring up your own website as a source
>cry when joe rogan proves you wrong

why is crowder such a dumb cuck?

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>weed is NOT addictive, ITS JUST NOT *lights pipe mid show*

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>>82335323
>>82335346

why is Rogan is based bros?

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>don't interrupt me you fuck

is this alpha behaviour ?

crowder did shut up

>>82335311
He's not alt-right.

People who smoke weed are weak and pathetic

>>82335370
Not necessarily alpha, Crowder is just a massive pussy

>>82335346
That was tobacco

>>82335411
i miss you Quentin ;_;

Joe Rogan is that annoying friend nobody likes that always has to argue and prove their right, but everyone just what's them to shut the fuck up while we play mario kart

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>>82335411
i'm sure you are stronger the joe rogan and you would kick his ass

>tfw when i do actually think that in general weed smokers are degenerate but blanket statements are retarded

>>82335311
Stephen "all krauts should have been gassed after ww2" Crowder is even too hardcore for /pol/cucks

>>82335311
hes retarded. have you heard his stance on marijuana

>>82335311
People like Steven "make the niggers scream louder" Crowder are the problem with the alt right. We can't literally kill every nigger and spic.

>>82335363
>If you enforce rule of law as legislators voted by the majority of the population installed it you're the criminal
Weedfags are the worst

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>>82335777

>>82335457
>tfw you're that friend
I've been watching too many argumentative political vids and I can't be stopped.

>>82335834
Guy who talks during movies reporting in

>>82335787
>implying democracy should trump morality

>>82335311

Steven "every kike on a pike" Crowder considers Adolf Hitler too soft on the Jewish Question.

>>82335861
>claiming the moral high ground
>while breaking the law to consume poison because it makes you feel good

>>82335858
Oh fuck off I hate that guy, sorry. Can't you just let me enjoy the film? I don't need to hear your half-assed wisecracks. Is it imperative that you get me to force a chuckle at your pedestrian observation?

>>82335883
it's ok, weed will be legal in the us soon enough, then you can cast around for another angle to bitch about it

>>82335883
>implying the law creates the morality not the other way around
>implying the public wasn't misled when it comes to the facts on marijuana in order to create a bad law
>implying I enjoy weed

>>82335897
I literally can't stop

>>82335923
I'm not arguing whether or not it should be legal I'm poking at the hypocrisy

>>82335945
>implying the law creates the morality not the other way around
No I didn't
>implying the public wasn't misled when it comes to the facts on marijuana in order to create a bad law
>implying weed doesn't get pushed now to the point merely questioning it's health impacts is a hate crime

>>82336022
To say that breaking the law destroys my moral high ground means you put the law before morality, unless the main point of that statement was that smoking weed in itself is immoral, and I don't see how that kind of action really justifies immorality. Also I totally agree with your point about weed glorification in media but don't try to pretend that its illegalization wasn't done maliciously/deceptively in the first place.

weedfags are right, all drugs should be legal, who are you moral busybodies to tell me what I can and cant consume and get high af of

better living thru chemistry is my motto, cant wait to get high on legal angel dust, brahs

this is pretty old, why are people talking about it?

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>being an abstinence guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMKbqdhF77Y

>>82335311
he's usually alt-wrong

>>82336236
because OP is a faggot

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>>82335274
Why would you post that.

>>82335289
holy fr*ck, that's epic...

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>>82336240
>tfw find myself agreeing with Amy Schumer

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>>82335323
>spend career bullying liberals
What? There are people bullied by Crowder? But he's such a low energy bitch?

>>82336236
>people

Literally half this thread is one person replying to himself.

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>>82336330
I think Amy used to be pretty based, went on Red Eye, Opie and Anthony, and shit like that but then something snapped. She used to be pretty cute desu, I think losing that cuteness made her bitter. Or she tasted the Hollywood Liberal money.

>>82336375
well he tries, but it usually has no effect

>>82336471
a friend of mine shared this same shit yesterday from a mmawebsite, maybe that's why people are finding about it

where do I unironically start with TJRE, he's like nearing 1000 soon

what are some essential episodes?

>>82336885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

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>>82336885
911

>>82335465
>in general weed smokers are degenerate
>blanket statements are retarded

What did he mean by this?

>>82336885
Louis Theroux is pretty good.
Most are meh really.

Rogan's fucking weird. He seems to flip from left-leaning to right-leaning depending on the guest, and it's almost random when and why he loses his shit at some guests then sits there nodding at others spouting pants-on-head retarded bullshit. I'd be curious to know which episodes he does high of his ass.

>>82336885
Randall Carlson

>>82337234
hes not right or left, he's against corruption and isnt a brain-washed sheep like yourself (and anyone else who chooses a "side").
Rogan is too red pilled to be tricked like that

>>82337431
>not right or left
Good luck.

Rogan seems like the type of guy who thinks he is intelligent and open minded like Peterson only that he gets full blown agressive when an opinion differs from his and he can't defend it.

Also
>pull it up
>read article
>this suppose to prove him right

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THE EIGHTIES WAS CRAZY JOE ROGAN, YOU KNOW ME DOG I WOULD WALK DOWN FIFTH AVENUE EVERY DAY AND BUY AN 8BALL OF COKE FROM THOSE CRAZY COLOMBIANS THEN DO A SET AT THE CAHMEDY STOH JOE ROGAN. AFTER THE SHOW I GO TO THE STRIP CLUB STICKIN CRACK ROCKS INTO BITCHES ASSHOLES JOE ROGAN, SHOOTING GRENADE LAUNCHERS IN THE WOODS IN CUBA JOE ROGAN, SMUGGLING GUNS OUTTA THE COUNTRY WITH CRACK ROCKS TAPED TO MY NUTS JOE ROGAN. SHIT WAS CRAZY, COCKSUCKA

>>82335787
>He lives in a magical world where governments have peoples best interest in mind

>>82336885
It depends what subjects you're into. From the top of my head:

2 Degrasse Tyson vids
Jordan Peterson
Leah Remini
Alex Jones
The recent Eddie Bravo and Brendan Shraub ep (flat earth kek)
Graham Hancock/Randall Carlson
Lawrence Krauss
Steven Crowley
Louie Theroux
Bill Burr

>>82337608
believable desu

>>82337625
*Crowder

>>82335311
Steven Crowder makes The Turner Diaries look like fucking Sesame Street.

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tHEY bANNED tHE wEED bECAUSE iT mAKES uS mORE pEACEFUL

>>82337431
There's a difference between not choosing a side and flipping stances on something depending who you talk to, edgelord.

>>82336885
>Interesting
Degrasse, Theroux,
>Funny
Burr
>Funny pseuds/conspiracy nuts
Bravo, Randall, Alex Jones

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>>82336885
>THAT'S HILARIOUS!
Bill Burr
Doug Stanhope
Joey Diaz
Brian Regan
Artie Lange

>THAT'S SO CRAZY!
Alex Jones
David Choe
Joey Diaz
Milo Yiannopoulous
Wim Hof
Russell Brand
Andrew Dice Clay
Gavin McInnes
Roseanne Barr

>THAT'S FASCINATING!
Graham Hancock
Duncan Trussell
Randall Carlson
Louis Theroux
Dan Carlin
Sam Harris
Jordan Peterson
Brian Cox
Scott Adams
Rupert Sheldrake
Ceara Lynch
Rhonda Patrick
Christopher Ryan

>>82337856
Good list. I'd forgotten some of them

>>82335289
is it just me or do you avoid vids with the words "owned" and "epic"?

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>>82337856
>no tom segura

real shit taste anon

>>82337625
Missed Lance Armstrong.

>>82337975
That was just a random 10 I could recall. This is a better list >>82337856

I watched the "Dr" Steven Greer one last week where he was saying UFO's contacted him and that he can talk to Aliens. Joe blew him the fuck out and made him look like a schizo. Quite Kino

I'm pro MJ and I know that driving under its influence is plain stupid. Many others do, too, but the vocal minority wins out again ala Joe

>>82337930
Haven't seen the Tom Segura one but I'm always ready to add to this democratic /tv/ list. Which category? Hilarious?

Gonna add some others from this thread when I figure out where they go. If I listen to them and think they're shit I'll take them off the list for the next time I repost it, but feel free to edit, add and repost that list in JRE threads yourself however you want.

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>>82335253
>Hey Steve Crowder who voiced Brain on Arthur, what's one issue you don't give a fuck about and don't really feel like discussing.
>Ah probably weed I don't really care if people smoke it or that it becomes legalized and it's basically a non-issue to me, I just don't think that it comes without consequences.
>WHOA WHAT THE FUCK PRINCESS THAT'S ADORABLE FUCKFACE JAIMIE PULL UP GORILLAS DRIVING CARS ON WEED AND NOT CRASHING IN COLORADO
>Joe I'm just saying I'll give you that it's not inherently harmful nor that it may even have traffic violation causal effects based on that study, I just don't really even care about the issue.
>GORILLA WOULD FUCK YOU UP MAN BUT NOT ON WEED WHY DON'T YOU GET ON YOUR SHOW WITH SIX OTHER GUYS WHO ALSO HATE WEED LIKE YOU HAVE STATED THAT YOU HATE WEED AND I'LL FUCKIN' FIGHT YOU ALL, TAKE YOUR BACK, IT'S OVER BITCH
>Joe I feel like you're just getting defensive now about an issue you're particularly biased on and I really have no interest in discussing, if you wanna smoke weed smoke weed I just think it's not the miracle it's cracked up to be.
>LOL THAT'S ADORABLE YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT NOW IT'S GONNA BE OKAY AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A STARVING AFRICAN CHILD GETTING EATEN BY A VULTURE, VULTURES WILL FUCK YOU UP BRO, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SPREADING THIS ANTI-WEED PROPAGANDA
>Why are we still talking about weed when I don't eve-
>I BET IF IT WAS A FUCKIN' TAG TEAM MATCH BETWEEN ME AND JAIMIE AGAINST YOU AND NOT-GAY JARED WE'D FUCK YOU UP BRO, JOE ROGANS AND JAIMIES WILL FUCK YOU UP, WINNER DECIDES WHO IS RIGHT ABOUT WEED PRINCESS

>>82335311

Crowder is really, really stupid.

t.nazi

>>82338192
>but the vocal minority wins out again
And the majority of anecdotal evidence. It's always been smooth sailing when high people have taken me places be it the middle of the day or late at night. I'd never try it myself though since I am paranoid that as soon as I do God would blare red/blue lights in my mirror.

>Love weed
>Hate stoners
They're the fucking worst people to hang around
It's like talking to a braindead child but they all insist that weed is the best shit ever and there are no downsides so you should smoke weed any chance you can

Bruh, they smoke even if they're high as fuck like they're getting anything out of it except dooming your night to be boring and "Hey let's watch Fear and Loathing\Stoner comedy"

Why is Joe so obsessed with animal attacks?

>>82338387
>"Hey let's watch Fear and Loathing\Stoner comedy"

This is the worst part. My friends wanted to get high and go see that Seth Rogan movie about hot dogs, and then they watch these gay-ass tv shows or youtube shows that are gay and ass. The worst part is they think they're smart and enlightened as they sit around watching Harold and Kumar and Colbert. Like holy shit haha yeah the hot dogs are dicks and the buns are vaginas and I already know that's going to be every joke in the movie and how ould that be funny even high as fuck.

>>82336479
holy shit what happened

>>82337856
>THAT'S FASCINATING!
>Duncan Trussell
I feel like this guy is dangerously stupid

>>82338497
She got fat and older

>>82335923
>it's ok, weed will be legal in the us soon enough,
Keep telling yourself that, weedfag. And i don't even give a shit. I hope they do legalize it at the federal level and leave it up to the states, as I believe that's a states issue. It just isn't going to happen for quite a while. The red tape, the precedence it sets, getting politicians to put that at the forefront of their worries in Washington, etc. It's going to be a long time before they remove weed from whatever that bad class of drugs is.

>>82336330
She's wrong though, and it's basically proven in where they've ended up in their personal lives. Crowder is happily married because of his commitment stuff and Schumer is going to die sad and alone among the wreckages of her endless failed relationships because of her "haha I'm such a slut" mentality.

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Hey Jaimie, can you pull up "gorilla penises" for a sec? No, that's the wrong thing. Just go down. Yeah see? God damn it Jaimie, pull up those gorilla dicks. See they're actually not even that big? These fucking massive, musclebound, slabs of monkey meat are walking around kings of the fucking jungle, but they're packing these little pinky things. Damn dude. How often you think female gorillas go try to get it from and elephant or some shit haha? Did you know they have a bone in their penis? Most apes have penis bones, just bones that go through their dicks and keep it erect, but humans don't have them. We've just got these weird-ass limp monkey dicks instead of the full bone. How do you think that shit evolved? Like what kinda environmental pressures are getting the dickbone outta you? Is that where the term boning comes from? Jaimie look up "origins of the term boning". Yeah. Anyway Mr. Hawking what were you saying?

>>82337234
No one is a 100% right or left.

Only retarded people pick a side and devote their life to it like a religion.

>>82338441
A lot his background is in mma, aka a physical contest. With that frame of mind, the most physical demands the most attention. I imagine that animal attacks would garnish attention because it is a physical contest. He's also high as shut during most of it, when you're high, you have a tendency to focus in on random shit.

>>82335787
LMAO. I bet you could be talked into sucking a dick

>>82337625
Henry Rollins - his travelling stories are cool and how he almost got detained in North Korea
Jay Leno - great stories about the old times and how you had to make it as a comedian in the 60s and dealing with the mob
Gavin McInnes - he's a moron but the episodes with him are pure comedy gold
Anthony Cumia - he's based
Milo - entertaining to listen to

>>82339063
just take the description for gavin and apply it to all of them

>>82339295
kek, Leno and Rollins are not morons though, and i'd argue whether Milo is...

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>>82337114
>1:25:20
>suddenly tera forming on the moon
>Military moon base
>Project "cuck shed"
>Chem trails
>Hillary chops people up in restaurant.

you don't actually believe this mad man do you /pol?

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>>82335363
Joe is constantly evolving

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>>82340595
He runs the must trustworthy news organization in the US. More reliable than CNN.

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>>82340697
>everyone jealous of my fat ass for my money
>had informant who when he came to tell me the secrets off the UFOs, his heart explodes
>i was fired from a legitimate corporate ,

>>82338663

underrated

i smoke 1/3 of a blunt and feel like imma explode

>>82336479
Amy used to look like THAT?

>>82336885
Thaddeus Russell is pretty based.

>>82337913
I do.

>>82335457
I'm that guy
If you don't want me arguing and proving I'm right you shouldn't tell me I was wrong in the first place

>a literal fox news shill

youre joking me right? crowders bought and sold 10 times over

>>82337856
Joey Diaz can fuck a tree.

>>82336240

He's not entirely wrong. If you give it up to quickly relationships tend to crash and burn, unless you're with a very particular type of person who can handle it.

When you're with someone you like, you'll know when the timing is right. I'm not saying either of them are right, because it depends heavily on the situation and the people involved.

>>82336240
>>82336330

>Steven presents a sound reasonable argument
>Amy: BRUH IM A SLUT LMAO KYS VIRGIN XD

(((Americans)))

>>82335418
Also addictive? I don't know what you're trying to say there.

>>82337913
Or "Crowder".

>>82335253
Joe is literally more addicted than most alcoholics.

>>82343987
Joe is immature when it comes to marijuana.

>>82335311
He's a very nice boy.

>listen to Stanhope episode
>its just Joe and Jamie chatting shit for half an hour whilst theyre suppose to be talking about sponsors
good episode

>>82335777
nice trips niggerlover

>>82335311
How about you watch him and reach a conclusion about him yourself? this is why I fucking hate /pol/, its full of retards who are slaves to groupthink and incapable of thinking independently.

>>82344296
>tripfag
>luvs Stephen "I fucked a niggerian model once" Crowder
>calls others niggerlover
thanks sweety ;^)

>>82344337
>replying seriously to a meme and then acting like you're the enlightened one
lmao

I think Crowder would be ok to hang out with because he seems really laid back with what he finds funny, and politically I feel as though he can legitimately back up all of his views. I don't agree with him on a lot of stuff but he's certainly above average in terms of talk shows and his theme song is great.

@82344296
>that name
back to rēddit

>>82335787
>>
in recent polling 64% of Americans believe in full decriminalization, even more agree with its use as medicine

>>82340595
You underestimate how evil/insane politicians and the ruling elite are if it's so easy to doubt anything he's saying.

podcast is live somebody make a thread

>>82336240
she literally ad hominems him the whole time

>>82345331
>this early
must be doing a couple of podcasts today. Did he say who he has this week, yesterday?

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>>82335253
WATCH IT JOE

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>>82345835

I'll just leave this here, try a real red pill kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

Why does Joe Rogan never make poached eggs or omlettes?

>>82340658
burger king closes at 11 shitlord

>>82335363
really mkes you think