Chris Pratt's Wife Wasn't Into His Love-Making Mixtape

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>Pratt, that's nice, but what do you think about Dwumpf?
>>I, uh...
>Chris you're not a faggot, are you?
>>No--

>>82333419
Colbert has never called a guest by his last name, you idiot.

IDRIS ELBA

IDRIS ELBA

>>82333430
Oh, sorry.
>Pratt that's nice, but what do you think about Donald?

>>82333512
STOP CALLING HIM PRATT OR I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK

>>82332702
FUCK colbert is so slow to pick up on jokes, he leaves him hanging several times there, jesus that was painful

>>82332702
why are his pants so tight?

TIGHT

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>>82333613
......Pratt.

>>82334146
he thought he was appearing on Fallon's show

>>82334240
Gay.

>>82334255
>what did he mean by this

>>82334255
I don't understand this joke.

Hello?

>>82332702
IT AINT ME

>>82335218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkWhrHRRtcs

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>>82332702

>>82332702
>white people

>>82332702

Did he actually make a Whiplash reference or was that just coincidence? I ain't watching 10 minutes of that shit.

I like Pratt, but this Colbert show is so cringey. I don't know how you can stomach that.

>>82335601
Skip to the 9 minute mark.

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>>82334240
BLATT

>>82336077
Benjamin Bratt?

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DUDE I PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO THE USA!!! The guy is a fucking dumbass.

>>82336174
I don't see anything wrong with that. If anything that's proof that God does indeed exist.

>>82336174
bad goy

>>82338135
Shut the fuck up.

>>82336174
Based Pratt working the jews.

>>82339374
What the fuck does this have to do with Jews? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK does any of that have to do with Jews?

>>82332702

>tfw you'll never make love with Chris to his love-making mixtape


He's just so romantic, bro's ;_;

>>82339968
Finally, a good post on /tv/.

>>82339870
>what does Hollywood have to do with the Jews

Gee, I wonder...

>>82339870
t. Jew

>>82339978

Thank you.

FRONAL BLUPFF

>>82339870
Nothing goyim. Watch our movies!

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All Marvel heroes have wife's problems

Did you guys see they also had Epic Science Man? Good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4pCl0MWNa0

>>82336174
Not even religious, but dont' see why people should get triggered by this. There are good intentions here, no different than wishing someone well.

>>82341650
People get triggered by everything these days.

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I want to sit on Chris Pratt's dick

>>82336174
God bless Chris Pratt.

>>82343998
"THANK GOD FOR ME" - Chris Pratt