CAUSE MY SEX JUNK

DAMN

OH OH OH

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>>82328039

BIG

GIVE SOMEONE NEW A HANDY

>>82328039
Blacks invented singing

So White People, please stop using Black inventions to sell your stupid ideas to other white people.

And Black People, stop telling white people it's okay for them to use your inventions and appropriate them

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Imagine being a janitor on 4chan and having to be all like "damn, /tv/, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your porn threads and horrific disgusting BRAAAPposting. I would totally laugh at your forced memes, both my tripcode and my anonymous self." when all he really wants to do is delete the entire fucking board and redirect it to >>>/trash/. Like seriously imagine having to do it for free while a BLACKED poster flaunts his thread in front of you, the "what's next for her career?"-posts barely concealing the off-topicness of /tv/, and just sit there, thread after thread, waifu after waifu, while spiderman says racist and anti-semetic things. Not only having to tolerate crab legs and cuckposting but /tv/'s endless arguing about capeshit as everyone on says MARVEL BTFO and DAMN, HOW WILL DC EVER RECOVER?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and sift through the report queue deleting threads that make you want to kill yourself. You've been nothing but a hardass who curates forums and ensures high quality content your ENTIRE LIFE and once birthed a new way to look at 70s' cinema. You've never even seen anything this fucking repetitive before, and now you swear you can taste the reddit that's breaking out on the front page as /tv/ continues to bathe in its own shit, smugly assured that you, the janitor, are enjoying the opportunity to DO IT FOR FREE and revel in /tv/'s "contrarian (for that is what it calls itself)" memes, the memes it worked so hard on shitposting for years. And then a new DRUMPF thread appears, and you know you could ban every single person on this board before the admins could put you down, but you sit there and ensure, because you're a fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator status over this. Just bear it. Delete the cunnypost after three hours and bear it.

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>>82328039

>VERSATILE LOVE MAY HAVE SOME BUTT STUFF

what did she mean by this?

>show was technically on netflix
>but OP is just shitposting

so is this allowed or no?

would this segment not be shit if they got someone more popular to do it?

i watched the entire season of this show on lsd (dude drugs lmao)

it was pretty fucking funny to say the least

>>82328137
You're doing god's work, anon.

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>>82328161

>stop making television related posts that makes fun of my opinions

No. :)

>>82328161

hello newfriend

>>>www.4chan.org/rules

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>the absolute STATE of that like/dislike bar

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Would you give them your schmear?

>>82328204
I'm not sure what schmear is...

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Is her sex junk really so oh oh oh?

>>82328165
The song was all around forgettable and not catchy. The lyrics don't even make sense. She was out of breath and out of key in the first 20 seconds. The sound mix was ass. Their dancing was FUCKING EMBARRASSING. The backup dancers were intentionally ugly. There is no saving this mess.

>>82328150
"Bend over for my strap-on and Achmed, whitey"

>>82328238
i heard its so so with a touch of oh no.

>>82328204

I'd schmear my shit across her face after throwing her around a bit, and she'd love it. Stupid degenerate cunt.

>>82328137
What did anon mean by this?

>>82328261
either or or or

>>82328137

>WAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP MAKING THREADS THAT HURT MY FEEFEES

Oh sweetie..

>Bloom was born in Los Angeles and grew up in Manhattan Beach,[8] the daughter of Shelli (née Rosenberg) and Alan Bloom.[1][9] Her family is Jewish.[10]

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>tfw your vagina is so fishy, yeasty, and cheesy you need to compare it to jewish food

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>>82328039

>>82328137
Good meme

>>82328343
>Bloom married her boyfriend of six years, Dan Gregor, in early 2015 with her cousin, a rabbi, performing the ceremony.[26][27]

>>82328039

oh hey, Bill Nye has a new show about science, let's look at the episode list

>episode 1: climate change
only the most retarded conservatives would have a problem with this
>episode 2: alternative medicine
>episode 3: artificial intelligence
OK, these are all interesting science related topics
>episode 7: Bill discusses playing games
what the fuck
>episode 9: versatile love may have some butt stuff
what the fuck

>>82328137
10/10

Is it safe to say that at this point (((they))) have won?

I mean there's no turning back from degeneracy of this magnitude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx_VoH0C8G4
>not finding this funny
Hello /r/the_donald

>>82328427
you're right, nothing will end Weimar Germany now.

>>82328200
Fucking rekt

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>Nye: "White people need to stop having children to save the planet from climate change"
>Nye: "White people are not having enough children to grow their economies, they need to import millions of immigrants from Africa and the Middle East"

Around Bill Nye
Beware His Lies

>>82328491

Nah, this time they cornered all the relevant fields in order to maintain their power. They've adapted.

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dancy monkey, DANCE

>>82328395
kek, if you train yourself, you can start to see the points where the slippery slope goes from being reasonable to partially insane and then full on speaking in tongues.
Slippery slope is real, but does anyone ever listen? nnnoooooooooooo, they just had to have their LGBT pride parades and marijuana and now there are significant portions of the country that want to make kiddy diddling legal

you faggots never learned, and now you get to join me in this nightmare, that people such as yourself allowed to percolate through reality

>>82328039
BIPEDS

>>82328161
It's more on topic than your stupid e-celeb and meme threads.

>>82328137
>and you know you could ban every single person on this board before the admins could put you down
Work of art.

>>82328599

Just read Brave New World. People keep focusing on 1984 as the definitive dystopian future with surveillance being the main thing but what's actually going on is making the public docile with drugs, sex and entertainment.

>needing to make the same thread over and over just in case there's one user on /tv/ who hasn't seen it yet

>>82328137
Truly the janitor leaves a sad life

>>82328599

I have no problem with LGBT or anything, but it's not the most interesting topic for a guy like Bill Nye who actually knows things about science. The song is just cringe-inducing regardless of your political/religious/moral beliefs.

The same with playing games. It's not even a political issue, but how the fuck is it science?

>>82328039
>It's evolution, ain't nothing new
Literally what the fuck did they mean by this
Do they think that inventing new sex acts and identities is metaphorically "evolution"? Or do they think that transsexuality or homosexuality is a recent genetic adaption? Or do they think that society is "evolving" if it permits more and more acts?

MUCH MORE THAN EITHER OR OR OR

>SEX STUFF IS FINE IF ITS PISS OR SCAT
>IT'S EVEN OKAY TO FUCK A CAT
>DON'T KINKSHAME NO MATTER WHAT SOMEONE DID
>EVEN IF HE FUCKED A KID

I thought this part went a bit to far famo.

>>82328357
got SRS before evening TRYING to pass... what the FUCK

>>82328137
Fantastic.

They removed the scene where he talks about chromosomes in his old show.

>http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/tom-blumer/2017/05/02/re-release-bill-nyes-1996-probability-episode-deletes-male-female-sex

>On Thursday, Julia Seymour at NewsBusters noted that in his new, ridiculously hyped Netflix series, so-called "Science Guy" Bill Nye "preached gender fluidity as 'forward thinking.'"

>In what can hardly be a coincidence, Daniel Payne at the Federalist.com reports that "someone cut from a re-release of the episode" a 76-second segment from Nye's original 1996 program on "Probability" explaining how a child's sex is determined at conception.

>The full 1996 episode is here. The segment on male and female chromosomes and their role in sex determination follows a two-minute segment on bell-curve probability, and appears at the 7:54 mark.

>But, as noted, The Federalist's Payne (HT Instapundit) says it's not there any more in the episode's re-release


Bill Nye The Lying Guy

>>82328357
He doesn't have a vagina.

He has an open wound that will not produce babies.

>>82329455
Bill Nye the memory hole guy

>>82328137
10/10

>>82329331
>I LOVE THE NIGS FOR THEIR BBC
>MAKE US WHITE GIRLS CRAZY

Surprised me a bit

>>82328427

If only Hitler had been able to finish the job...

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>>82328137
gas the kikes

Never even heard the song and I can't get it out of my head. I just keep screaming SEX JUNK at random things in my house.

>>82329737
The job he never started because it's all made up, right?

>>82328200
the comments are fucking great

catchy song desu. coz my sex junk is so oh oh oh!

>>82329930
>the fucking youtube comments are great
the absolute state of /pol/

>>82328204

Only if they were traps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5z9s_bimnw

>>82329965
this desu

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>>82328137

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>>82328137
>Delete the cunnypost after three hours and bear it.

>>82328343
The references to bagels and lox with schmear didn't give it away?

damn I'm late to this meme.
I thought the threads about the new Nye show was just /tv/ being easily triggered reactionaries but damn this is a actually pathetic.

Also
>pansexuality is evolutionary
I thought Nye was supposed to stand up for actual science.

>>82331348

He's not even a scientist. He's an engineer. He's just playing a character. A character who identifies as a scientist.

>>82328137
pure kino

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What happened to Bill Nye? How did we go from this to whatever the hell is happening now?

>>82331714
>He's not even a scientist. He's an engineer.

>dude literally invented shit that's on mars right now
>he's somehow not qualified to discuss entry level science to children

>>82328137
This one has legs

CRAB LEGS

>>82332258
>he's somehow not qualified to discuss entry level science to children

After this week, yeah, i pretty much agree.

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>>82328137

>>82332239
He's owned by Jews, is it any surprise that he took the money?

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>>82328137
Is this truly what it means to be human?

>>82328511
Did they forget the most racist and sexist and transphobic are NON-whites?

>>82333094
It's false flag new bro

>>82333094
Yep. Though after seeing this garbage and realising how much we've declined I can't really blame them. maybe it'd be better if Islam just took over the west already.

>>82334353
>4 wives
>modest women
>women must obey husband at all times
Fucking sign me up already

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>>82328039
Their subjects are obviously different, but this is so close to "urban Christian rap for the youth" nonsense we had back in the day it's hilarious.

>>82328547
Nah, they are isolated as fuck in all those areas.

Society is devided to the point of breaking and once it does there is no way the majority will be on the "elite" side.

Lets see how they do without police, army or food.

>Science is always changing
>Except when you need to accept this fact thats in stone you bigot

>>82329225
The last thing

Reveting to some primordial pre-civilized state of society with no rules is progress to them.

>>82333062
He's not owned by Jews, he is a Jew.

The thing is that it's not even a decent song regardless if you believe in the theme or not
So if you're into the whole "582 genders", you have a shitty song
If you're not, it's even worse

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Imagine being a janitor on 4chan and having to be all like "damn, /tv/, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your porn threads and horrific disgusting BRAAAPposting. I would totally laugh at your forced memes, both my tripcode and my anonymous self." when all he really wants to do is delete the entire fucking board and redirect it to >>>/trash/. Like seriously imagine having to do it for free while a BLACKED poster flaunts his thread in front of you, the "what's next for her career?"-posts barely concealing the off-topicness of /tv/, and just sit there, thread after thread, waifu after waifu, while spiderman says racist and anti-semetic things. Not only having to tolerate crab legs and cuckposting but /tv/'s endless arguing about capeshit as everyone on says MARVEL BTFO and DAMN, HOW WILL DC EVER RECOVER?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and sift through the report queue deleting threads that make you want to kill yourself. You've been nothing but a hardass who curates forums and ensures high quality content your ENTIRE LIFE and once birthed a new way to look at 70s' cinema. You've never even seen anything this fucking repetitive before, and now you swear you can taste the reddit that's breaking out on the front page as /tv/ continues to bathe in its own shit, smugly assured that you, the janitor, are enjoying the opportunity to DO IT FOR FREE and revel in /tv/'s "contrarian (for that is what it calls itself)" memes, the memes it worked so hard on shitposting for years. And then a new DRUMPF thread appears, and you know you could ban every single person on this board before the admins could put you down, but you sit there and ensure, because you're a fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator status over this. Just bear it. Delete the cunnypost after three hours and bear it.

>>82328039
>WE NEED TO KILL THE GO OH OYIM

What did she mean by this?

>>82328039
Just a cool little segment desu you guys

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>>82328395
>climate change
What happened to global warming? Oh right......

The earth has warmed a fraction of a degree in the last century and this is now KNOWN to be the cause of:

>floods
>drought
>cold temps
>hot temps
>blizzards
>hurricanes
>antartica shrinking
>antartica growing
>the global migration problem and even terrorism

All the while the temp on Mars is magically rising. Must be my SUV's fault right? But Im supposed to quit using incadescent light bulbs and Leonardo Dicaprio takes a private jet across the Atlantic to accept a climate change bravery award.

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>>82328137
amazing

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>>82328137

>>82328357
>that 5 o'clock shadow
are you even trying

>>82335230

It's okay, anon. We know recycling is hard for you.

>>82328137
>no mention of bane
>no mention of based pickle rick
0/10 honestly lad

>>82328200
Bigots. There are more than 2 genders. Deal with it.

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>>82328039

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>>82328137

>>82335713
Don't talk shit about Weimar
It's beautiful

>>82328069
TELL ME ABOUT BLOOM

WHY DOES HER VAGINA TALK?

>>82329225
Rationalization for degeneracy.

See if bill nye was a real scientist he would discuss the Calhoun experiments.
Everything is explained there.

>>82330000
Checked

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there are 3000000 genders chop off your dick.

>>82328235
Pap schmear

>>82328661
This
Brave new world is already in place

>>82328548
>when the degeneracy drops too hard

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>>82328137
>You've been nothing but a hardass who curates forums and ensures high quality content your ENTIRE LIFE

>>82329850
autism

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>>82328150
Chemically castrate yourself

>>82328137
Why no banepost?

>>82329901
The Holocaust never happened, but it should have.

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>>82328039
>>82328069
>>82328150
>>82328204
Britfag here. Never watched this show but I'm literally crying with laughter looking at these. Jesus christ that's absolute quality.

>>82328548
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82337298
..... You Americans are crazy bastards and I love you for it.

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>>82328599
Why didn't they listen? They could have prevented this.

All jokes aside, what the hell were they thinking? That was so stupid ffs.

I'm unironically gonna watch this for the pure lels

>>82328069
ENCHILADA

>>82335704
you're right, there is 3. male/female/hermaphrodite.

>>82328382
everytime

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He's right, you know

>>82328039
>Born April 3, 1987
>Age 30