What would you do with a kilo of Unobtainium?

>>82325227
Snort it and see what happens

>>82325254
This,

what kind of question is this?

Rename it because I've obviously obtained

>>82325227
shove it up my ass

Dragon dildo.

>>82325227
find out who came up with that shitty name

Still makes no sense why they didn't just fire bomb the entire planet and just mine the shit in peace.

wait until the gold ratio is in my favor and trade

Use half of it to create a plot device and the other half to make craft a rudimentary maguffin

>>82325362
They bombed the planet from orbit after the movie.

Unobtain it.

>>82325351
>>82325227
unobtainium is an engineering term for a theoretical substance that would be the perfect material for a particular application
anyone that uses it to refer to a specific element or material is a fucking moron

>un-obtain-ium
bravo

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>Be general
>Go to alien planet
>rob mineral from fuckable blue indialiens
>inb4 muh progressive libshits
>Blow up their tree
>Oh shit they have another tree
>"Tell me what you know about tree mother"
>But a bomb on slow plane instead of using guided missle technology/ bomb
>Ex soldier turned luminescent pajeet shows up
>Asks why we'd build a bomb before throwing it out of a plane
>Turns out hes a big guy
>For me

>>82325431
>after
So after they wasted untold billions of dollars for Skully to play secret agent man and wind up betraying his species to fuck a blue cat.

There was no reason to keep the native population alive whatsoever. The Earth is dying and the average human probably does not give a single shit about a cat species millions of lightyears away

>>82325227
Get laid

>>82325517
I don't know if they actually bombed it from orbit after the movie. I'm just assuming the writers aren't retarded. Which probably makes me retarded.

>>82325517
>betraying his species to fuck a blue cat
Sex is a hell of a drug

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>>82325227
two chicks at the same time

>>82325629
You're telling me you wouldnt want to tap that?

>>82325781
I'd tap it right before I'd tap their planet with a few thousand MOABs

>>82325493
ur trying to hard faggot

>>82325629
Would you rather
>betray and genocide the only people who like and care about you so that you can get your legs and go back and live alone on a shitty, soulless, overindustrialized, overcommercialized, overpolluted, overpopulated version of earth
Or
>marry Neytiri and be the chieftain of a race of 10 foot tall dragon riding warriors living in paradise

Tough choice tbqhwyfamalam

>>82326041
This is why traitors are hung before enemies

>Unobtainium
I would trade it for some Transformium.

>>82325227
its not longer unobtainium since you have it durr


ok i will play, this its what its going to happen;
you will trade/ sacrifice it just to have a rematch vs the bigbad thats what always happen myman.

thats what mcguffin always end doing just a rematch vs the bigbad

>>82325750
good post, made me remember how much I liked him in outsourced