Such as and also for of, such as...

>>82324925
She has sex with old men, All she's good for

>>82324925
As much as i cry internally while I say this, this is too old for anyone here to understand at this point anon.

>>82324925
I hope she's doing well.

THE IRAQ

classic

>>82325318
Plenty of teenagers and children watch tosh.0, he digs ip old shit like this because its still novel to people who don't know what a cursor is.

>>82324925
Anyone else just legitimately feel bad for this girl? She was probably nervous as fuck and expecting questions on what type of dates she likes or something.

>>82325359
Apparently she works in real estate now. Good for her.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlin_Upton

>>82325711
yeah it sucks. but at least she has had sex so it's hard to really feel sorry for her

>>82324925
It's a good thing your dad left before he could see how you turned out

Good times. I remember Frenchies mocking this instead of being beheaded by Muslims

>>82324925
She's probably retarded but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt vis a vis stage fright.

>>82326008
I know if I was up on stage for something I was good at, e.g. being pretty, smiling and walking in heels, I'd be blindsided by a question like that.

>>82324925
It was a different time.

>>82326134
pre-Trump times, man I miss them

>>82325766

lol every dumb pretty girl who doesn't get famous ends up "working n real estate"

>>82326241
T. Virgin

>>82325972
And now they're dancing with themselves.

>this happened a decade ago
jesus

>>82324925
>I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children
The fix:
>I personally believe that Americans are unable to do so because many don't have access to maps. I believe our education system is lacking, many Americans that do have access to maps can't locate South Africa, Iraq and other places. I believe our education should put more emphasis on geography to help children learn that there's more places in the world than just the US.
She just gnarled it up with nervousness. If it was 5 years later, /r9k/ would have fallen in love with her. Miss Spaghetti USA.

was literally just thinking of this video earlier tonight, haven't seen it in years

love you /tv/

>>82326241
why did you put it in quotes like she doesnt actually work in real estate

>>82326241
Kek this is true

>>82324925
need sauce

t. relative newfag

>>82328143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

>>82325318
I'm fucking 32.

Why am I still here?

>>82325766
You mean PropertySex on Pornhub?

Poor qt. I want to hug her and repel the depraved bastards that put her in that uncomfortable position

>>82326241
This honestly is true.

>>82326241
Because nobody wants to buy a home from a creepy ugly manlet

>>82326241
It's a lucrative career that doesn't require any education where good looks are valuable.

>>82326431
oh oh

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>>82328207
I want to put her in another uncomfortable position.

>>82328194
You were my age when I was born.

>>82328384
you're 24?

mario lopez face fucking kills me every time

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>>82328194
>time keeps on slippin(slippin) into the future

>>82326592
>everywhere like such as
My favorite part

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>>82328470
the /tv/-specific one is more appropriate

I remember laughing about this shit on /b/ at the time. How time flies.

>one fifth of Americans can't locate America on a world map

Is this true?

>>82328626
One fifth of Americans are also niggers. Coincidence?

>>82328454
are you slow?

>>82326241
I recently bought a condo. And while searching with my condo lady I was asking myself if these people were also in some kind of prostitution scheme.

Mine looked like an old ryry newman.

>>82326164
Faggot

>>82326241
This is so true. Why is this?

>>82328194
30 here, you're stuck till you die.

I don't know how moot got away.

>>82326241
Trump University is an accredited institution of higher learning.

>>82328194
31 here. Get off my board you wrinkled turd.

>>82330270
1. They're paid on commission so charismatic and ambitious people do very well while boring/ambivalent people are weeded out. This works great for social normies who are used to that sort of stuff
2. It's a well paid career for people who can make it in there
3. You don't need any university qualifications to become one
4. People are more willing to buy a house from someone attractive and failed actors usually have attractiveness but can also make use of their acting training to come across a certain way
5. Pretty girls can sucker most people into buying a house because people like attractive women

>>82331198
>Pretty girls can sucker most people into buying a house because people like attractive women

Well, men like attractive women anyway. Women hate other women that are more attractive than them.

>>82324925
She could be the next POTUS

>>82331411
Good thing women don't buy houses.

>>82324925

>Miss Teen USA

So this is the power of Donald Trump.

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>>82328384
>You were my age when I was born.
What the fuck are you even trying to say? Are you saying you're the same age as him? Either way, what an abysmal way to phrase it.

>>82333307
I read that comment 4 hours ago and am still trying to figure out what the fuck he meant.

>>82333307
>>82333367
are you two fucking retards?
he meant that his current age is how old the person he was replying to was when he (the poster) was born.

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>>82333367
>>82333307
>>82328454
this is why you're on 4chan even when you're >30

>>82328454
He's 16

>>82333429
reporting that post

>>82333477
Isn't /tv/ a blue board?

>>82333367
>>82333395
>>82333426
I still can't fucking figure it out. My brain is literally hurting over it.

>>82333367
Just about gave me an aneurysm reading it over a couple times. Either he's just another fucking spastic or has a horrifically shit grasp of the English Language.

>>82333550
>>82333534
He basically said "I'm half your age," but did it in a way only an autistic 16 year old could.

>>82333395
>>82333426
Lmao if that's what he attempted to say my previous point stands. You two retards can ride his dick as hard as you like, but the spas couldn't communicate that basic message in a coherent manner.

>>82328194
34 here
the "you are here forever" meme is not a meme
help

>>82333600
>"You were my age when I was born."
So:
The age you were when I was born must be equal to my current age.
You (currently 32) were(16)[the same current age as me] my age(16) when I was born.

Is the way I'm understanding this correct?

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>>82324925
Reminds me of this.

https://streamable.com/2kh8t

>>82328194
just turned 38 last week. what now motherfucker?

>>82325318
I'm only 24 and I remember it. Come on it's not THAT old.

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>>82328384
>You were my age when I was born.

This is actually the most autistically subtle post i've ever read on this fucking board. What a horrible way to phrase that man.

>>82331411

nope

>>82324925
I don't understand why they give them questions like that?
Why can't they ask them if they like dogs or cats better ? or what type of ice cream do they like ?
simple cute stuff for their simple cute little head.

>>82324925
Poor girl.

>>82335992
Don't waste your time feeling bad for her. I guarantee she's doing better than most.

>>82325766
>Upton later signed a deal with Donald Trump's modeling agency in New York City
Is she /our girl/?

>>82333367
>>82333534
>>82333550
I'm having the same comprehension problem. This is like a retard riddle. How can you deduce this >>82333600 ??
He said:
>You were my age when I was born.
There is no hint about his current age. Right?

>Blumpf voters

>>82333869
>>82333720
Hi guys. Where do you see yourselves in 10 years?

>>82326592
+1

>>82324925
She's proof that Esther Vilar was right when she said this

>“Theoretically it is possible for a beautiful woman to have less intelligence than a chimpanzee and still be considered an acceptable member of society.”

spot all the old memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHPYelqr0E

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USA Americans!

>>82337232
people don't typically live that long

>>82326592
>>many dont have access to maps

WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE IS THIS??

What's with all the muh nostalgia threads recently?

>>82337906
userbase of 4chan is growing old and sad

>>82328664
>>implying there are no dumb white trash amerikuks

topkek cleetus

>>82337925
>waaah I'm 25 pity me

>>82337973
25 here. The issue is my 6 year younger brother is now further ahead in life than me

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>>82338195
Would it be better if he was behind you scum?

>>82338195
Join the military. You'll get all the respect in the world and free education.

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Great thread, guys.

>>82338254
I consider it strongly

>>82337232
Still lurking here because it's not like I have anybody I talk to outside of work.

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>>82338322
>work

>>82333600
Oh, this post makes sense. I was about to call everyone replying a retard and thought the dude meant that him and the 34 year old dude are the same age, as in theyre both 34. Still an autistic was to say "we're the same age" but that's what I thought he meant. Your way makes more sense.

>>82333503
4chan is 18+

>>82338195
there is only one solution to this problem, Kill your brother.

>>82338832
Thanks Elliott
Didn't know they have internet in heaven

>>82338254
>join the military and become cannon fodder in US imperialist wars

>>82326241
>>82328215
>>82330270

What's the problem? Good looks go far in sales. I don't know why this is something to laugh at when it's a legitimate career?

>>82338885
You know that there are different jobs in the military?

>>82325318
I'm 19 and I remember this shit

>>82338921
Because they have nothing to base their self-esteem on so they try to drag others down

You were my age (x) when I was born (32 - x, since his birth happened x years ago)

X = 32- X
2X = 32
X = 16

>>82338885
Or don't go into infantry. My brother joined the marines as a helicopter transport crew chief, which is still pretty dangerous, but it's nothing compared to ground troops leading the way, especially army grunts.

From everything I hear, the air force is the way to go. You might even get to fly, which I'd imagine gets you all the respect and pussy there is.

>>82325318
I'm 12 and still remember what is this

>>82339054

Thanks, just wanted someone to say it.

>>82328454
>>82333307
>>82334404
>>82333367
>>82333534
>>82333550
>>82333600
>>82337068
>all these brainlets

>>82326592
The fix makes her sound even more retarded.