How can we improve /tv/?

Bring back pedos.
Bring back tripfags.
Bring back waifufags.
Bring back 2009 /tv/!

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Take out the /pol/ posts and bane posting

ban pedofags
ban /pol/fags

Simple, disallow any threads that aren't related to BLACKED, Bill Nye, Colbert, or Bane.

>>82320886
You forgot cunny.

/tv/ is lost

>>82320911
You mean children? If you're gonna be a pedo at least call it by it's proper name.

Ban /v/, /sp/, /co/, /int/, /vg/, etc, /b/, you

>>82320940
Cunny implies the certain interplay of innocence and sexual precociousness. It's not just any random child.

By posting Mokou's feet

>>82321004
You think raping children is ok?

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>>82321016

Waifu posting was fine.
Blacked posting was fine.
Pedo posting was fine.

Suddenly Colbertposting begins and people start whining about /tv/ having a problem.

Really makes you think.

>>82320816
Ban Americans or introduce a pass-only board.

This place goes to shit when american edgelords start spamming at 10pm. Before that it's /tv/ discussions.

>>82321039
That's a huge ass for a fucking 11 year old don't you think

>>82320816
There will never be a board worse than /mu/

>>82321097
Fuck that! Ban all non-Americans. #MAGA

>>82321087
They want to shut down threads that contradict their narrative because they have no argument, but they know they'll look like the censoring cunts they are if they admit that it's the political views that bother them. So they act like it's everything BUT the politics that are the problem, to the point where they'll try to convince people that discussion of a politically charged films or television is not related to /tv/.

You already know this, and so does most of 4chan, but they seem to think they're fooling people so they keep doing it. It's pretty funny, and one of the main reasons to come to /tv/ still.

>>82321087

Waifu posting is literally against the rules which is bullshit since it literally says in the rules this board is for discussing actresses.

>>82320816
Short of someone rangebanning anyone who has ever posted on /pol/ or /r/the_donald there is no conceivable way to save /tv/. At this point /tv/ is the new /b/ where newfags are "introduced" to 4chan and when they see that the humor is literally 14-18 year olds LARPing as their idea autistic butthurt liberals they think that is acceptable humor and the spirit of the board which they then spread to other low effort boards that don't require thought or involve interesting hobbies. Unless the mods go completely nuclear and start permabanning people who post in off topic threads /tv/ is dead.

>>82321087
None of these are fine you dumb niggerfaggot.

>>82320816
I swear to god this will solve 80% of the problems. Ban star wars. Limit it to one thread

>>82321166
>At this point
It's been the new /b/ for almost 5 years now

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>>82321131
This is what Americans do to this board.

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>subversives try to scapegoat /pol/ for any fun that's been happening lately and try to remove the board of any of it's unique identity or culture
Go back to /qa/ to whine about how non-politically correct 4chan still is even after years of you and your SRS goony buddies preforming a psyop and infiltration of the moderation, faggot smug moeshit posting /jp/ spinoff visiting teenbros. Oh wait.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>82321141
Surprisingly, some people don't like being spammed with the same ebin maymay every goddamn day they come here. What the fuck is wrong with those people?

>>82321087
newfag detected

>>82321087
People have been saying /tv/ is the worst it's ever been for a decade now.

>>82321238
Yet you've been spammed with "ebin memes" everyday all day since baneposting brought in all the meme parasites

How is it only a problem now and not the years before?

>>82320816
delete /tv/

Phone posters, teenagers, Reddit kinotards, and people who think all of 4chan is just for shit posting and trolling. That's what ruined this place and it will never recover.

Waaaay back in the day trolling wasn't the only activity on 4chan. The open discussion was great. But eventually the /b/ mentality spread to every board.

Plus the very nature of this site has destroyed it. Good comments simply don't get a reply. It's all about acting like an idiot for attention. That problem is compounded when you realize that most of our users are desperate shut ins with no human contact. It's basically tantrum behavior. Act up and you'll get attention.

4chan cannot be saved. It's over for good

>>82321222
You have no idea where those posters are from.

>>82321225
>r/the_donald cancer is "unique board identity and culture"
kill yourself

>>82321221
I was trying to be generous. Every now and then there would be legitimate movie discussion about lesser known or small release films that were a must see, good foreign movie threads, old must see movies that were really informative and actually gave me a few of my favorite movies. I can't remember the last time I even saw a genuine movie thread, months ago maybe.

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>>82320851
this

>>82321222
Americans will ignore these trips of truth because truth hurts.

>>82321272
First, /tv/ hasn't been around for a full decade.

Second, /tv/ is absolutely the worst it has ever been.

>>82320816
Maybe the problem is that we dont have enough whiney meta threads that won't amount to anything.

>>82321317
Protip: Only Americans watch Nye, Colbert or Amy schumer. The rest of the world don't watch that.

>>82321030
You sound like jlaw, omg you looked at my picture you raped me!!!

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The purpose of every thread on /tv/ is to antagonize strangers to the point where everyone gets angry, including the topic creator. The creator of these types of topics is almost always a mentally ill psychopath.

Participating in this game has been proven to be massively detrimental to both your physical and mental well being. Exposing oneself to this level of constant malice will eventually lead to real physical illness.

There is no greater waste of ones life than arguing with a group that includes psychopaths, the mentally ill, shut ins, emotionally stunted adolescent teens and foreigners.

Bring back moot.

>>82321222
It's laughably bad. From 3-10pm EST there is an enormous uptick in posts and threads, I'll let you guess why.

>>82320816
/tv/ is in a pretty ok spot right now
sans the obnoxious /pol/ threads that pop up every now and then

>>82321222
Rekt

>>82321403
t. iqlet too proud of himself to post on /b/

>>82321353
I've been here since 2009. That's nearly ten years. And there were daily save /tv/ threads back then, too.

>Hurr duuuuuurrrrrrrr brap meme kino blocks your path crab legs cubby no singles big guy for you business cards Paul Allen meme meme meme duuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr

What did /tv/tards mean by this?

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>>82321318
Nice, you can parrot some insult someone on a discord told you to repeat ad verbatim. Go masturbate to brave wymyns on /vp/ and /tg/ coming out as tumblr posters and people on anarchist reddits talking about how some 4chan boards aren't that bad, you perpetrator of the literal death of this site you.

>worse than /v/

that is unironically impossible.

>worse than /pol/

It can't be. /pol/ is the most popular board.

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Split into /tv/, /flicks/ /films/, /movies/, /kino/, /capeshit/, /starwarshit/

>>82321446
No there wasn't.

>>82321485
Yes, there was.

>>82321447
watch your head temperature chrissie

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>>82321476
Reddit already has a kino board. You should go back.

>>82321508
Nope

>>82321515
Yep.

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>>82321473
It's /tv/ right now, though. Check the catalogs. Not even /v/ is this fucking drowned on /pol/posting, baneposting, double digit threads and general offtopic memery.
>>82321515
Nice filename.

>>82321397
>I'll let you guess why.
Because you get home from school and your single mother is too busy working the pole or the pipe to supervise you.

>>82321560
/v/'s on topic posting is worse than the worst shitposting imaginable though

All someone needs to do is create a new chan that looks exactly like 4chan. That's it. Hiro has no patent over the design of this site.

This is the main problem with all those other chans, they don't look and function like 4chan.

Simply clone this site and you'll get a ton of traffic right off the bat. Then hire a few mods who actually give a shit and you'll have a great site like pre-2006 4chan

>>82321327
They may be sickos but tripfags mean fun.

Deal with it.

>>82321222
This.

>>82320816
Why do you want to discuss television and film with a bunch of dumb kids, anyway?

>Write a decent post
>Get ignored.

>Write a terrible shit post
>Tons of replies

How hard is it for people to see that this is the problem with all of 4chan and that it's completely unfixable?

>>82321696
Why would you want to discuss any subject, on any board, with a bunch of dumb phone posting kids who can't be banned? Why come here at all?

>>82321738
To shitpost and have fun.

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>>82321447
Damn, imagine being THIS angry. What remedial hobby do you use to deal with all the stress of people on an [insert eastern country here] [insert le wacky xD arts and crafts hobby here] forum posting things you don't like?

>>82321222
Literally unironically comedy gold. That, or you throwing a temper tantrum over my saying that about a bunch of harmless memes on a meme website made for memes because you refuse to not take your posting seriously because you know you have, consciously or unconsciously, an ulterior motive to posting that involves subverting the site's culture and politics so you can't only take shitposting as the harmless trivial act it is at face value because you have autistic stakes in the long-term effects of said shitposting.

>>82321762
There's really no fun in this and I'm pretty sure you know it.

>>82321842
I'm having fun. Granted, I am intoxicated most of the time. I can't imagine browsing this board sober.

Here's the thing. Image chans were a fad and now the fad has run its course. All of the good users left a long time ago. Never to return. All that's left now are pimple faced teens, socially maladjusted retards and desperate losers with no place else to go. That's why the quality of every board is total shit.

>>82321895
>knowing that 4chan is such total shit that you need to be wasted just to use it.

Sad

Ban mobile posting and it'll fix the entire site
Range ban oxford(or whatever its called) cali and it'll fix /tv/, /v/, /lit/ and /asspie/

>>82321895
I do everything looks the same.

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>>82321467
>>82321792
Don't you just love it when nu-/pol/ kiddies play themselves up like they're oldfags. And an avatarfag to boot.

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>>82320816
Its pretty fucking easy
>See shitpost thread
>Ignore it
>See thread that actually discusses tv and movies
>Post
But for some reason the opposite happens all the time. Discussion threads die after 3 replies while the daily Blacked thread gets 40 replies in 5 minutes.

>>82321949
Ignoring shit posting threads will never happen because >>82321702

>>82321949
That's because nobody here actually wants to discuss television and film. There's nothing you can do to change that.

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>>82320816
Ban anyone who posts anything from this

>>82321998
Yeah this is just basically another off shoot of /b/

You faggots acts like you actually want to discuss movies but when you get to it the only threads related to movies that get replies are the Capeshit ones or Star Wars ones.

>>82321998
>There's nothing you can do to change that.
They changed that on /tv/ in 2013 and then /sp/ in 2014 though. Why can't they do it again?

>>82321998
They should really make /film/ as a slower board where blackposting,/pol/posting, baneposting etc is banned and leave this one for all the memers to fish for (you)s.

dumb /jp/spie gigaNEET

Having just one mod who actually gives a shit would make a huge difference

However Jay (swaglord) is a total cunt who participates in and encourages all the shit posting. He's the primary reason this site is garbage

>>82320816
just straight up delete this shithole and then 3 or 4 months later bring it back (but don't make a big announcement or anything)

>>82322097
The very first post would be a bane post.

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>>82321907
Nice revisionism, new guy. Weird, I thought this legendary group of old posters who all decided to randomly stimultaniously leave some time ago were classified by their hatred of "normalfags", e.g. people who are so insecure they genuinely resort to using 3rd grader 'ur a nerd'-tier insults on others online because they desperately overvalue social complacency on every online space they use?

>>82321946
Fuck, man, you got me. I'm a nu-/pol/ kiddie and a the_donald trumpkin /pol/tard /pol/beard. I'm probably also a manbaby, dudebro pissbaby neckbro and a problematic, toxic dudebaby neckbaby. You got me.

>>82321702
Yep, sad but true.

@82322135
>durrr revisionism, nu /pol/ durrr

Yep, newfag phone poster detected.

Tender butt yet because no one gives a shit about you unless you shit post

>>82321392
Well shit

Eventually like most people you'll grow out of 4chan. Then the unfixable problems with this site won't matter to you. They'll be someone else's problem.

>>82321030
What's so bad about some child raping? What the fuck

The funny thing is the problems on this site will only get worse over time.

Education levels are dropping across the globe. A new generation of kids is growing up on their phones. They totally lack communication and social skills. They've been drugged for ADHD and a great many of them have autism.

If you think things are bad now, just wait.

>>82321030
Why are you sickos so obsessed with raping children?

>>82322228
>durr newfag phone poster, shit post hurr

I can do it too!! By the way, you are really cool and epic when you use the funny memes like the don't give them (you)s ironically one, it proves you're one of us and not a hostile invader who deep down knows he hates and doesn't belong on 4chan :D

>>82322376
My god

>no mods on
Time for trump threads??

>>82322376
Horrifying.

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New mods who aren't being paid to allow cancer to flood the board

>>82323188
>That painted child's toy Thor hammer.
>Taking himself that seriously.

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>he actually wants to talk about movies

>>82323264
IKR? 4chan is for shit posting and nothing else! Epic memes for the win!

>>82323188
Go back to #waifu, dork.

>>82323188
shutup fag

>>82323302
this but unironically

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>>82323302
See the latter half of >>82322135 my developmentally and socially stilted friend. Yes, it actually is, unless you have some kind of autistic agenda when posting, which coincidentally only leftists ever have. Maybe it's because right-wing politics are born out of funposting and left-wing politics are born out of getting autistically invested in campaigns to drive the nu-donald the_/pol/ manbabies or whatever out of the board? Just a thought.

>>82323264
Upvoted.

Look at that
the image.pedo is triggered by on-topic threads and now hes spamming cuck shit yet /pol/ is the problem according to /v/edditors and /co/

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>>82323512
Look at this dweeb!

I honestly don't know what could fix /tv/ just look at this thread for fuck's sake

>>82323485
Upvoted.

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>>82324178

>>82321087
>not allowed to waifu post
>/v/eddit can spam whatever they want
What did swaglord mean by this?

sage, report and hide shitty threads

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>>82324157
Lol xD moeshit anime girls LOVE totally btfoing /pol/tard problematic pissbabies with ironically childish insults (and totally not because you're a mental child and your childish ideology constrains you to only using pathetic 3rd-grader insults like 'nerd' and 'dweeb' because you can't offend anybody or be a racist edgy shitlord, nah man it's totally ironic please don't use the n-word that's a microaggresion)

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What more do you expect from one of the dullest boards in the history of 4chan boards. Seriously each day following the virgins and his pals from Special Ed as they fight over what the best movies/shows are has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the boards’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of OC, all to make discussion unmagical, to make potential seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Nolan vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the Dark Knight Rises; he made sure the board would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for the series. Bane might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond meme in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least it was good in the beggining though
"No!"
The users are dreadful; the content was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time an anon went to make a quality post, the anon instead wrote shit.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time garbage was reposted. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. /tv/ anon's minds are so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of /tv/ by users of /b/. They wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading /tv/ at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read /b/ xD." And they were quite right. They were not being ironic. When you browse /tv/ you are, in fact, trained to browse /b/.

>>82324505
Bump.

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@82324722
lol, get a load of this dweeb!

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>>82324853
Tee bee aych I feel sorry for you more than anything, familia. /q/ is dead; /qa/ is irreversibly crippled from being frozen for so long and consists of 7 people from a discord stopping by to drop memes and some very autistic regulars who, laughably, think they have any influence at all; the former Laissez's Fair posterbase have been painted as all lolcows and any chance of regathering as a community destroyed to the nucleus of the idea; any and all /jp/ spinoffs get like one post a month from a teenager tripfag with a smug anime image; SRS is irrlevant; /leftypol/ is almost as irrelevant as /qa/ and about to die if the disgusting tranny BO has anything to say about it; freech is a joke; the only imageboards that lean liberal are wizardchan and lolcowfarm which pretty much says it all for itself; and /pol/ grows stronger from news exposure and, yes, outsider imports, who eventually assimilate into the culture and become better posters than you will ever be, every day. The only opposition I have from saying that /pol/ now absolutely represents all of IB culture is you, some unfunny super hip ironic anime memes you like to spout, and like 4 weirdos who spam jpg MS paint drawings of a pimply neckbeard with a MAGA hat on and who's home boards are something super gay like /lit/ or /co/. Tbqh you've pretty much already lost in terms of being the supposed homestead of old 4chan culture against the evil spooky /pol/kins, no matter how much you ironically post the same phrase over and over because HE's GeTtING TrIGGEReD xDD!! Not to judge famalam.

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1) No it's fucked
2) No it's fucked
3) The pedobot is a false flagging Israel /sp/ faggot who wanted to drive away "waifu" posters who he thought was "reddit" when its ironically the other way around
4) You're all newfaggots so you don't even know what prime /tv/ was
4b) Prime /tv/ was when this place was slow, so it's never going to happen
5) It's fucked


The only way to solve this is make 5 minute post timers. I'm fucking serious. It's the only way to cut the spam and shitposting down, because retards won't be able to spread their dogshit as fast as they can. Sure, a few can evade around this, but mods can stamp this out faster from seeing a pattern. This will fuck normalfaggots on the phone and shitposters on the PC alike.

RIP 4chan after 2013
RIP /tv/ after 2011 (/sp/ posters are huge faggots, they're the literal reason everything went to shit)

Been here long enough now to know the genie will never go back in the bottle.

>>82321446
>>82321508
>>82321539
Nope.
/tv/ didn't go to shit until early '11. Stay new. Different poster from the one you played dickswinging with over 5+ posts.

Save /tv/ didn't start until '12/13, right when the /sp/immigrants came in.