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>>82320329
You don't even need to shop this slag to make her look shit.

Have you seen the trailer for her new movie?

She looks repugnant. Even next to a freakish, surgery laden Goldie Hawn.

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>he photoshops her because he thinks someone might find this disgusting pig attractive

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>>82320407
>Have you seen the trailer for her new movie?
This one?

>>82320489
This has to be shopped

Hail Satan

>>82320329
Oinkie McGruntee

>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump.
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

>>82320489
Yeah, that's the one.

Goldie should really just have aged naturally. She still looked fucking great at like 60. I don't know why she felt the need to opt for surgery around 70.

Aside from Jane Fonda I can't think of one celebrity that has had successful work done to look young at that age and whaetever Jane did was subtle as fuck.

she looks...full

>>82321086
full of shit.

>>82321086
of food

>>82321130
ZING!

OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK

>>82320329
I can not.

>>82320329
So this is why muslims think we're haraam huh

>>82320329
I would not attempt to rape her. No matter how drunk she or I was.

>>82320329
A'badeea-badea-badea that's all folks!

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>>82320329

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>>82320507
it is, but it was an unnecessary edit

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>>82321037
I will never get tired of these green texts.

>>82321037
I was entertained.

Have a (((you))).

>>82320329
Fat

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>>82323602
UGLY

>>82320329
She used to be barely fuckable. Barely.

>>82320329
How could such an ugly chick have so much sex to be considered a *SLUT* by the public? Is that easy for women to fuck?