Why didn't she date black guys?

>>82319394
There was an entire episode dealing with her BBC lust.

She *was* in an interracial relationship

I heard Jews and blacks don't get along.

>>82319394
She wasn't a skank.

>>82319394

dignity

>>82319394
I think this show existed before it was cool to be a coal burner

>>82319394
As far as I know Jews don't like blacks.

>>82319394
She didn't hate her parents.

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>>82319394
too bow-coo

>>82319410
But she was the black one

>>82319526
She was the hispanic one.

>>82319483

I can tell you from personal experience that this is not true in the slightest.

because she's a racist Jew

>>82319851
Fuck a lot of black dudes, Moshe?

>>82319483
Jew here - JAPs don't date black guys, but plenty of other Jewish girls do

>>82319431
>wasnt a skank
>slept with 50+ guys

>>82319483

Nobody likes blacks, not even blacks like blacks.

Jews are the only one that can get away with not being blacked though, they'll just yell "OY VEY MUH RELIGION AND THE HOLOCAUST!" and people instantly shut up.

>>82319920
What do the Japanese have to do with anything?

>>82319466
(((cool)))

>>82319920
Does JAP stand for something or are you talking about japanese people?

Dating schwarze is for the goyim

>>82319994
Jewish American princess
Go to Brighton beach you'll understand

>>82319394
that would be cultural appropriation, and that would make her racist

or something

>>82320026
I ended up at a hotel last week where the locals Orthodox Jews were partying it up for the weekend.

Never knew Jewish women dressed in long skirts and dark cardigans could be so appealing.

>>82319520
>said it was too big
>sees it
>gives in

So it wasn't that big after all? What was Kubrick's intention here?

>>82319483
Jew here. We actually get along surprisingly well.

>>82319699
*Benez

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>>82319920
>Jew here
>>82320304
>Jew here
Right this way gentlemen.

>>82320562

Is being 15 as boring and pathetic as I remember it being? I mean it sure looks that way but how does it actually feel?

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>>82320615
Get em while they're hot!

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>black men
>in New York City
>in the nineties

She probably didn't want to fucking die.

>>82320615
that had to be the most awkward, wordiest way to call someone underage I've ever read

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>>82319394
She knows what happens, burn the coal pay the toll

>>82320807
Seconding this.

>>82319394

"loser" elaine was so QT too bad it wasn't a story arc thing (like "winner" george when he was working for the yankees"

>>82319906

Other way around anon.

As far as my experiences go, Jewish girls are very much into the BBC.

Heck, my first time was even with a Jewish girl.

>>82319394
Jews are racist.

in other news, water is wet.

>>82320838

i never did understand why Uncle Ben showed up in Eastern Promises....

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>>82320615

>>82320253

Yeah, orthodox women wear it all, most even wear their wigs, but some opt for a wrap when going to the beach

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>>82319414

>>82321194
t. average dicked mulatto

>>82319394
Because she fucks them.
No one actually dates black men.

>>82319699

>"I'm not Hispanic, I'm white"

What did she mean by this?

Why does /tv/ feel the need to generalize races?

>>82320026
>Brighton beach
I thought Brighton Beach was mostly Russian?

>>82323487
she didn't get that hispanic just means from a place with the language and some descendant culture of Spanish rule.
She must have been thinking of "Mestizo Admixture"

>>82320615
hey there rabbi whatcha doin?

>>82323487
>"I'm not white, I'm Jewish"
2/3 Jews are white idgaf what people say if you're Ashkenazim or Sephardic you're basically a fucking cracker.

>>82319520
All fucking niggers must fucking hang

>>82319394
Wasn't there an entire episode dedicated to her dating dave justice?

>>82320737
THICC

>>82319394
because interracial cuckoldry is for the goyim anon

Was Elaine's character Jewish? Julia Louis-Dreyfus is part Jewish irl, but I don't think Elainewas a confirmed jew.

I think only Jerry was.

She had standards, she doesn't operate on affirmative action like people do nowadays.

>>82325057
It was expressly stated that she was not Jewish a couple of times I think. Most notable was the episode where she complained about how she had shiksa-ppeal and the Jew kid tried to make out with her.

George is presumably half Jewish. Frank is Italian, maybe Catholic, since they celebrated Christmas. George's mom seems super overtly Jewish, but I don't think they ever call her that. She doesn't want to drive a Mercedes because of the Nazis.

>>82319394
She's Jewish. They have a severe stigma about that.

>>82319394
she had patrician taste and wife tier status

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>niggers
>sponge-worthy

>>82320026
that is such a weird acronym

>>82326107

her last name was Benes which is Spanish

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theres only 2 black people on the show, and Kramer pissed them all off

>>82320562
>>82320562
haha le funnyman

>>82326653

there was also a black guy security guard george got a chair for.

OP here,

I am sorry that my thread attracted so many n-bombs, f-bombs (homosexual slur), r-bombs, k-bombs, and insults to autistic people. I had no idea I would find myself the victim /tv/'s hate and immaturity. If you are offended by the posters who I accidentally attracted to my thread then I am truly sorry, as I did not expect this.

>>82323345
who is the girl on the left?

>>82327870
I know I'm falling for the most obvious bait ever but if it is your thread you can delete it I think

>>82327806
There was also George's "friend" The Terminator when he was trying to prove to his black coworker that he had black friends.

>>82328004
there was also that black runner guy

>>82323624

Russian Jews. The christian Russians stay in sheepshead.

t. brooklynfag

>>82320304
Uh, no you don't. Blacks are the most anti-Semitic group in the US.

>>82326653
>>82328004

There was Mr. Morgan, Jean-Paul Jean-Paul, the dude Jerry went to see Firestorm with, that old black jazz dude who says to Kramer "my hands are my life!", the amiable black guy who worked with Elaine

>>82319394
Do Blacks exist in the Seinfeld universe

>>82319394
W I Z A R D
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>>82327921
A jew, goy

>>82325057
No she was Czech/ Slovak.
>>82326416
Not at all. It is a Czech name.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bene%C5%A1

>>82328162
Also the guy who worked at the diner who would come over and give threaten to kick them out when they were making a scene

>>82326107
Shiksa means non-Jewish though.

>>82328508
You're agreeing with me....?

Elaine is a shiksa, therefore, she is non-Jewish.

>>82319394
She didn't want AIDS and to be a babymama.

>>82321194
Did nobody tell you niggers aren't allowed in this place?

>>82320615
autistic jewish insult

>>82319483
Elaine isn't Jewish.

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>>82319394

ELAINE ISN'T JEWISH YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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>>82319414

>>82328084
most black people don't even distinguish between white people and jewish people.

>>82323692
Sepphardic Jews are middle eastern. Do you consider people from Syria or Yemen to be white?

>>82326653
don't forget the black family who rented breakfast at tiffany's

>>82330642
neither do most white people

>>82323856
*All fucking niggers are fucking hung

The actor misread that line

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>>82319394
She did. Didn't she?

>>82331439
the us government does
middle easterners and northern africans are white, that's how the us reaches 60% white people

>>82332576
>loud nigger music thumping from apartment building
>elaine nervous... "g-g-great music!"
>nah that's not my apartment
>great relief

>>82320304

easy to say when you have 7ft tall security guards watching your back Les

>>82332850
She could've walked into a surprise gangbang right then and there.

>>82319394
Elaine isn't Jewish you fucking retards.

>>82328280
Kramer dated a black girl, george watched "Breakfast at Tiffany's" with a black family, and there was that runner from Africa who roomed with Jerry.

Also there was a black guy George insulted when he said he looked like Sugar Ray Leonard

>>82334263
literally talks to a rabbi when she needs help, would a nonjew ever do this?

>>82335943
continue
she's never seen an uncut dick
and all 4 of them are jewish dumbass

>>82320282
>it wasn't that big after all?
Yes, that's literally what the character says. Are you trolling or were you too meme-focused to understand a simple scene?

>>82326327
Genius, 10/10.

>>82335943
That's when she was attracting Jewish men as a shiksha, i.e. a goy woman whom the Chosen want to seed.

>>82335968
americans cut their dicks even when they're not jews
jerry's the only jew

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>>82320615
When the butthurt is just right

>>82320615
oy vey it's like anudda shoa

>>82326280
this

>>82320615
kek

>>82332576
I still don't get this episode to this day. How could anyone think he's black?

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>>82320615
>Is being 15 as boring and pathetic as I remember it being? I mean it sure looks that way but how does it actually feel?

there was the marathon runner

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>>82338117
Bad comeback Johna strikes again

Because Kramer would loose his shit

>>82319483
>>82319414
Only hasidics.

Regular jews like to interbreed because we need that hybrid vigor to overcome the fucked genepool.

>>82319939
>50+ guys
>skank

you realize this is about average for a college aged girls right

>>82339799
>you realize this is about average for a college aged girls right


What's your point? That most girls are skanks? No arguments here.

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George was Latvian Orthodox.

>>82338078
He did look mixed.

>>82339854
>having sex with dozens of guys makes you a skank

1950 called

Leave it to cumskins to completely miss the point.

Some people don't date outside thier race or have preference about who they like. It doesn't make them racist to like a certain type of guy. I know white girls who don't like white guys and asians girls who don't like asian guys. It's all about personal taste.

Not that you virgins would know about that

>>82319394
are there any sex scenes with her in that show Veep?

>>82339490
Is this intentional shitposting? Hybrid vigor is (semi) valid for dogs that are bred to shit, not humans because your great-grandparents were cousins.

Elaine was my waifu growing up

>>82319394
She's a Jew

>>82319483
nobody likes blacks anon

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>>82319394
she dated an """"african""""