Hop on

>>82319067
Toot

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>>82319067
Hop in *BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPFFFFTTHHHHHPHHHHHHHHH*

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>>82319067

Poor Keymaster.

>>82319067
He put it in when he was riding on her ass

nice pusy

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>>82319228
Explain that to your father. And explain how you edited that photo and explain to him that this is how you use your time.

>>82319067
How come Trinity actress never got any more significant roles?

>>82319646
Because she made so much money from the franchise that she could retire early

>>82319646
too ugly/old and not well established enough to warrant some kike getting their dick sucked by her in return for more prominent roles. plus she's forever type casted as some manish woman action star

>>82319689
She was hot and she was young when The Matrix was made.

>>82319646
She's in Jessica Jones

>>82319464
>Dad I spent two minutes in MSPaint to make a joke for the internet
>"Ok son"

>>82319464
I've never met my father :'^)

>>82319750
The only two good qualities a woman ever has. Now she has neither, and what is she? Nothing. Like sand that blows away with the coming of the wind. And men are like the hard granite underneath, forming beautiful formations over time.

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I literally made the webm for you guys
use it already

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>>82320383
>there are black people on /tv/ right now

>>82320536
I'm white and I have blue eyes.

>>82320434
back in my day all we had was gifs

Last thing good that I seen her in was the Mars move. In fact her, Sizemore and Kilmer all justed right after that.

>>82319750
she was at the very tail end of her youth in the matrix movies, and was barely hot by Hollywood standards. Right after those movies she hit the wall in age and she dropped below the thresh hold for good looking women in movies.

I mean watch those movies again, don't get me wrong i would fuck her with the power of 1000 suns even now, but she isn't the best looking actress out there. And i'm not sure how old she was but she looked about 30 in the matrix which is right on the edge of eye candy age for women in movies. She could have maybe got some good tough chick roles for a few more years but i guess it didn't work out. If she was younger i would have preferred her to spoopy skeleton for wonder woman

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>>82320596
>white
>blue eyes

>>82319228
fucking kek

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>>82320992
This is me

>>82321099
Why do you wear the crown?

>>82319067
*BRRRRRFFFFFF*---

Bullet time begins

*FFFFFFFTTTTTFFFTTTTTTTTT*

Trinity: Sorry I had three bean salad**.

Chinese guy: Oh my?!
***Get it

Why is this a meme? What is the significance of this scene?

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>>82321556
Because I'm a big guy.

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>>82320383
Never mind that son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

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Ride my Ducati, Keymaker.

>>82321816
One day I will find him and it will be like a movie reunion.

>>82321672
god

>>82319453
Based pusy poster!

>>82321844
10/10 shoop my friend