Amy Schumer is on Colbert tonight. What do you think they are

>>82317299
i want her to hike the dress up so we can see her pusy and smeell it!!

She looked sexy on graham norton last week.

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>>82317299
her sex junk

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I'm sure she'll mention how stinky her pre-show shit was, to a ruckus applause from all the ladies in the audience.

>>82317397
DRUMPFKINS BTFO XD!!1! LMAO

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>>82317299
rump

>>82317299
"The only thing more orange than Drumpf is my barnyard pussy after I get an STI from a black guy"

It will be 40 minutes of

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

followed by

DRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

and then

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

and so on

>>82317299
how if i am slave to her pusy ?

everything contained in this video is more valuable than every conversation those 2 dumbfucks might have on the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrXErFMfR8

Her uncle being made fun of by Trump for not reading the budget that is currently funding the wall that started being built today?

>>82317509
How pungent

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DONOR DANLF

their vaginas

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>>82317299
MUH VAGINUH

drumpfkins watch and discuss this show more than SJW's

bravo cucks

>DUDE I HAVE A PUSSY LMAO BUT ANYWAYS YEAH FUCK RONALD DRUMPF MUH SOGGY KNEES IS SHIT

>>82317299
>What do you think they are going to talk about?
MARBLE PUMPF???

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>>82317299

>>82317587
That's a given since most of /tv/ is alt-right, SJCucks are on co or Tumblr

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>>82317299
memes aside, why is he so ass blasted? He doesn't have any wit or subtlety that he had on the Colbert report. His entire monologue last night was nothing but lame 5th grade insults.

>>82317665
i'm on tumblr and reddit. literally no one is talking about this shitty talk show on either site.

drumpfkins are obsessed with this man

>>82317449
Imagine having standards this low.

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>>82317299
Hmmm, that's a tough one

>>82317397

>stop making threads about this popular late night television show

Nah

>>82317696

Because his ratings were fucking tanking so he quadrupled down on the only thing people were tuning in for.

To watch him bash Trump. Had Hillary won he'd already be replaced by now.

Hopefully they talk about how much Colbert dislikes gay people.

>>82317299

I GOT TROLLED ON NETFLIX

THEY SAID MY VAGINA SMELLED

WHICH IT DOES

We went from Stewart to this guy

AT what point did Colbert devolve into a televised liberal safety blanket?

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>>82317299
Kek (笑´・艸・)

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>>82317511

>>82317833
It makes me sad in a way, if Hillary had won the left wouldn't have gained their ultimate boogeyman to keep the liberal masses united. Imagine the shitstorm of cannibalizing we'd be seeing in the media right now if they hadn't been able to renew their volatile alliances and soldier on in unity for another four years.

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>>82317299

>You know, I think this country is facing a huge, and growing problem with the amount of kikes, niggers, and queers it has living in its borders.
>We've got, A FUCKING FUDGE PACKING BUTT MUNCHING ASS BANDIT PETER PUFFER FAGGOT HOMOSEXUAL RUNNING THE COUNTRY AND I SAY WE'VE HAD ENOUGH! IMPEACH BLART!
*colbert exits the stage followed by a mob with torches and pitchforks*

Isn't this in violation of FCC regulations or something?

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>>82317299
Kinda like to know how much she can expand her pussy universe!!! One can get much fun story from just one single partner???? (笑´・艸・)

>>82317299
>Colbert, "So... Trump."
>Amy Shoemaker throws feces at the audience
>audience cheers and cries

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ZKIFF AND HIS PRECIOUS GOFFPKINS WILL BE DESTROYED

>>82317696
CBS only paid for 20 Jewish writers, not the 50 he was accustomed to on Comdey Central.

>>82318057
He's a Southern Democrat, he's mad some Yankee Republican is trying to loosen his peoples grip on their slaves once again .

>>82317299
Whatever he's told to talk about. If any one on television had any integrity they'd bin her ass like the rest of us. I wouldn't have brought her on the show even to make fun of her successful failures.

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>>82317299
THE POLITICIAN, THE ORANGE MAN

I bet her vagina smells really bad haha :)

>>82318326
>It's a triggered lefty has no OC episode

yawn

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>>82318326
Yeah fuck Harumph

>>82317299
the liberal agenda, feminism, anti-drumpf, reddit, her smelly vagina

>>82318326
His name is Drumpf!

>>82317299
trolls with a basement joke.
about the netflix situation and trump not attending the dinner.

>>82317299
Stinky farts

>>82317511
based pusyposter

TRUMP IS BAD.

VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA. VAGINA.

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>>82318326
>On The Border brand chips

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>>82317299
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

LEL WIMMENZ

FEMINISM

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

MUH VAGINA

BRAAAAAAAAAP

MEN ARE STUPID

POLITICS ARE STUPID

JUST BE NICE TO MUSLIM TERRORIST, LET JEWS CONTROL THE MEDIA, OBEY WHAT WE TELL YOU TO THINK, HOW TO FEEL, WHAT TO DO, OBEY US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>AMY: My lawyer has asked me to announce the following to any people sitting in the first 29 rows: barf bags ARE available in the theater lobby in case you smell my putrid, disgusting, cum and blood filled vagina and need to puke
>*audience cheers and laughs*

Maybe I'm showing my age but I just don't understand the joke here

>>82319356
Spirit Cooking dummy

>>82317475
OH OH OH

Probably about how KORNK IS GAY LOL

>>82317432
non-based pusy poster

>>82317299
I hate the left, I don't care about their right, they aren't my countrymen, I want them to die.

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>>82317397
>leftwing memes

>>82317397
trump won, he's deporting beaners and all you can do is cry about it.

glorious

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NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN
I COULDN'T CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALING

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why her instyle cover of course!!

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>>82319148
this

>>82319776
I hope their photoshop guys were paid extra for having to try and make this pig look attractive.

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>>82317701
He obsessed with my man.

>>82318326
I wonder what the Venn Diagram looks like for Trumpkins and male breasts.

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>>82317696
>why is he so ass blasted?

Because he's literally a DNC party operative and the DNC are a rudderless ship right now with no leader nor any sign of one in the future . Colbert is getting pressure from tht top to do something about it but he's got nothing to offer.

DNC is absolutely fucked.

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RUMMPHHHTHH

YOU'RE NOT THE POTUS YO'RE THE BLOTUS

HOMOPHOBIC SLURRRR

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>>82317299
>What do you think they are going to talk about?

whatever her shithead uncle told her to say

>>82317299
They'll probably talk about how they're made fun of on /tv/.

>>82320344
This, their plan is to just grief Trump voters since 2018 is already a lost cause for Dems.

>>82317696
>glutton with the button
>Gorge Washington
>Presidunce
>Pricktator
>faggot dick sucker
Pretty lame insults he was throwing out there till the last one. Good to know colbert hates fags too