Wanna hear a joke? :) :) :)

So...

Donald Trump is a joke though.

RONALD DRUMPF

trump is bad!!!! if you voted for him you're bad!!!1
BADDD!!!!

BRAMPF SUCKS PUTIN'S COCK XD

>>82316553
>It's another butt hurt Drumpfkins episode

Donald "bad hombres breaking my vagina's border" Trump

>>82316553
I'm so sick of seeing this smarmy jew cunt advocating white genocide I WANT HIM FUCKING DEAD I WANT HIM PUBLICLY EXECUTED BY THE GOD EMPEROR HIMSELF THAT WOULD BE BASED

>>82316668
>it's another falseflagging drumpflstilskin getting BTFO episode

I can't wait to see the US disappearing, the world is better off without that fucking tumor of a nation

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Nothing like the smell of mad triggered /pol/tards in the morning. Keep up the good work, Colbert.

>Liberals tell jokes
>Conservatives vote for jokes

POTTERY

>>82316826
Lol

>>82316742
Kek

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>>82316826
s-s-s-stop! DELETE THIS!!!

>>82316826
Kek

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>>82316668
Remember when just hated women instead of each other.

>>82316963
>DEMOCRATICALLY-ELECTED PRESIDENT

Ha, hope you're not referring to Blrumpf

>le current year man makes "Drumpf" joke exactly once
>Trump fellaters obsess about it to the point of mentioning it constantly and even attributing it to the wrong person
I wonder if Oliver knows just how much power he has over the minds of autists.

>>82316553
/pol/ was a mistake

Someone link me to the video of all those screencaps of his angry mug, was that recent?

The actual thing is worse than the parodies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxf8-E2v9og

>>82317085

>tfw when Jill Stein actually made a recount and news pumped it up
>it was nothing, revealed even more votes for Trump but the media goes full crickets

>>82317088
Well I mean, Trump used to send pictures of his hands to a reporter who once said his hands were small

Trump's supporters are just as petty and moronic as the man himself

>>82316668
>tfw hate colbert and trump

>>82317159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8#t=1m

One minute in, if the timestamp doesn't work

Colbert = 3 million viewers
Daily Show = 1.3 million viewers
Current Year Man = Less than 2 million
Samantha Bee = Sub 750k

US population = 325 million

People who voted in the last presidential election = Roughly 128 million

These people have no voice outside of their pathetic little choir.

Bwahahahahaha!!!

>>82317324
Even some cartoons have more ratings than any of these clowns.

>>82317324
If they have no voice, then why are you guys so obsessed with them?

>>82317293
Is that Alex jones a meme or do people actually listen to him unironically?

>>82317477
Lmao
How can republitards ever recover from this?

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>>82317659
>no argument
>just passive aggressive sarcasm

>>82317783
>no argument
>just gifs of pigs
Gee anon, you're much better than these clowns for sure!

What's Orange and full of shit?

>>82316553
Donald Trump's presidency
>travel ban 1 failed
>travel ban 2 failed
>sanctuary city order failed
>failed to introduce a single one of his 10 legislation proposals promised within his first 100 days, including but not limited to the Middle Class Tax Relief and Simplification Act, Affordable Childcare and Eldercare Act, etc.
>failed to eliminate "gun-free" zones on his first day, as promised
>tries to brag about using EOs when he complained about Obama being lazy and ineffective for using them and not passing laws
>keystone pipeline using american steel failed
>couldn't repeal obamacare, even though the republicans literally control congress
>signed a bill overturning FCC regulations protecting your privacy online
>getting mexico to pay for wall failed, nearly caused a government shutdown for demanding 1 billion dollar downpayment for the wall that's supposed to be paid by mexico
>defeating isis in 30 days failed
>drain the swamp was a lie
>lock her up was a lie
>no cuts to medicare was a lie
>even breitbart acknowledged the russian shills in trump's cabinet- flynn was denied immunity, may have broken law not disclosing payments from Russia
>travel expenses in first 3 months wasted more tax payer dollars than obama's first two years as president
>kills clean power plan. wants to destroy the environment, overturned regulation preventing coal companies from dumping shit into rivers
>flip flopped on NATO, NAFTA, labeling China a currency manipulator, the Export-Import Bank, and making the American dollar stronger
>flip flopped on targeting dreamers
>lied about not intervening with syria, wasted 60 million tax payer dollars launching 59 missiles that didn't even destroy the airbase, and warned the russians but never informed congress or the NSC
>did exactly what hillary wanted
>literally called himself a "nationalist and a globalist"
>is now just a puppet for kushner and ivanka
>not even /pol/, infowars, or his most rabid supporters can defend him anymore

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Let’s see Colbert substitutes vile, vulgar and wrong for wit and thoughtful comedy. He should be fired, immediately. But, of course, the bigwigs at CBS having been stomped into the dirt by Trump for the better part of 2 years will make lame excuses and do nothing about this. And they wonder why decent people have stopped watching them long since.

If you think he was “fine” then you are a vulgarian and a symptom of the decline in the moral fabric of our Republic. Think what you like about Trump, but he has not descended to this level and he never will. He doesn’t have to, since you and your lot will do so all of your own free volition. All he has to do is laugh at you and then stomp you into the ground some more.

In case you hadn’t noticed the “left” is losing, big time, all across the country, at all levels of government. Thank you for making it so easy to win.

As to his comments being “homophobic”, nah, they were just vulgar and beneath contempt. I’ve always found it funny that those who make these kind of jokes are the closet types who show who they are, but are too big of a coward to just come out and say it.

>>82316553
Knock knock

>>82317477
Straw man. The only people who care about being spoon fed opinions are folks like you

Then you run crying to the internet saying "oh you're so obsessed with him! BTFO" etc.

99% of the country doesn't watch his show

99%

Bwahahahahaha!!

>>82316553
HE SUCKS COCK!!

ROONEY SCROMPF

>>82318279
>Democrat support down to 85 percent
>Trump: still at 96

Guess people know exactly who to blame for hold ups on promises. Retarded sub 100 IQ democrats have no idea what they are doing beside 'muh Russia' and shitting on Bernie and Comey.

dude blobf fellates men lmao
pls gib show host job now

>>82318400
>poll numbers are the only thing he can shill now
Damn.

>>82318400
>i-i-i-it's the Demmiecrat's fault!

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>>82318249
>still dodging the question
>can only mimic what the other person said

Damn you lefties are hateful and angry.

What's your problem? Why are you so aggressive?

>>82316553
Gays! LMAO am I right?!

Honestly, I just want civil war so I can kill Californians and not go to prison.

Fucking fags! They suck dicks! That's disgusting and wrong!

>>82318476
why you gotta be mad

>>82318464
>>82318476

>>82318510
what's not to be mad about?

>>82316826
F U C K Y O U

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>>82318463
The salty Drumpfettes are out in full force today.

>>82318510
it's only game

>>82318550
you make my life miserable, I make your life miserable. let's fight it out.

>>82318476
Damn r/the_d is hateful and angry.

What's your problem? Why are you so aggressive?

>>82316826
pls delet

>>82318279
when will Trump step down and save himself from the humiliating impeachment process where the world will what a bumbling bafoon he is and the people that elected him? ffs the country is in a disarray now because of him.

Do we really have to take it by force from him?

>>82318600
I want you to die.

>>82316826
Holy shit PLUGHUMP and his bigoted orange fans btfo

JINGBALS DRAMPGH

>>82318627
>Do we really have to take it by force from him?
nice try FBI

>>>/pol/123836418

>>82318598
You don't make my life miserable. I made neither of the two posts I replied to.

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GOLANDPO GRUUUUUUUMPFS

Donald Trump.

>>82318691
holy shit they actually can't handle other people's opinions

>>82316826
rëddit has arrived.

>>82316826

8 Y E A R S
WE WON
YOU LOST
FUCK YOU

>>82318807
Fight fire with fire I suppose.

>>82318691
Colbert's show is after the FCC watershed, genius. But it's nice to see that /pol/ stopped pretending they care about free speech

>>82318868
Trump will be lucky to last 8 months at the rate he's going, lol

>>82318844
>>>/pol/123835769

>>82318902
>free speech means you're allowed to say anything without repercussions

>>82318958
>things sjws say
Jeeesus you morons really have no principles do you

>>82318935
welcome reddit

>>82316826

WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS ALWAYS DISRESPECT OUR PRESIDENT? BY DISRESPECTING THE PRESIDENT YOU'RE DISRESPECTING US THE VOTERS THAT VOTED FOR HIM.

FUCK OFF YOU'VE HAD 8 YEARS OF OBUNGA GIVE US OUR RIGHTFUL 8 YEARS OF TRUMP!

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DORNAO TURPM

>>82316553
COCK

>>82319050
>BY DISRESPECTING THE PRESIDENT YOU'RE DISRESPECTING US THE VOTERS THAT VOTED FOR HIM.

Trump and his voters are getting exactly as much respect as they deserve.

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BONGABONGBANGABANGA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

>>82319013
yeah well go up to a black guy and call him a nigger to his face and see what your "freedom of speech" means there
faggot

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SLORBIN GROMP

>>82316553
'Trumpvoters are faggots'

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RAHNALD RUMPF

>>82319080
This. Fuck trump and fuck white voters

FLUBBY DUMP

SCOOBY CRUMP

>>82319150
This. Fuck white voters and fuck republicans.

>>82319196
This. Fuck ZOING and fuck white people.

KEKOLD SLUMP

>>82319150
>>82319196
these
fuck white people, penalize white people for reproducing and import brown people

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HOT BUTTERED CRUMPETS

>>82316742
A
FUCKING
LEAF

>>82319150
>>82319196
>>82319223
imagine my shock
so much for the "tolerant left"
liberalism is a mental disorder
praise kek

>>82316706
He's a Catholic, that's the worst kind of Jew.

>>82319262
that looks disgusting
fucking white people food
when are we getting rid of the honkeys? sharia law can't come soon enough

>>82319277
le maymays XD

all you faggots like to talk shit big against Trump. If I knew you irl i'd fucking shoot you

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>>82319302
Is this halal?

>>82319277
>praise kek
>unironically worshipping memes
you went full retard son. sad!

FLIPPITY FLAMF I HATE YOU DRAMPF

>>82319396
I'd shoot myself if I was a plumpf supporter tbqh

>>82319396
It's shitposting on a Vietnamese quilting forum no need to take it seriously faggot.

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>surpassed the other late night hosts in ratings solely off "SO TRUMP..." jokes

>>82319478
Thanks doc

>>82316553
colbert is a good looking guy

...but how tall is he?

>>82316826
WOW DUDE FUCK OFF

I haven't been paying attention to old folks late night TV. What did he do to piss everyone off?

>>82319487
I want Kojima to have a late night show

>>82320682
He make fun of Trump

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FAGS WILL BURN IN HELL

>>82320742
That's it?

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>>82319080
>>82319150
>>82319196
>>82319209
>>82319459

Nigger same fag

>>82320763
you know, I'm all for jokes but he really took it too far with that line. I was literally shaking.

>>82320777
Yeah. Like clockwork the stormweenies shat themselves and are trying to get the program pulled. See >>82318691.

>>82320682
He made a joke about Trump giving Putin a blowjob or something. Tumblr is mad because it implies there's something wrong with men being gay, and alt righters are mad because it was about their cult leader.

>>82316826
First one doesn't happen.

RONALD MCDONALD XDD