Rogue One
>AWESOMETACULAR
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>Only fun if you're drunk
Is he retarded?
Are you?
>>82315204
yes
>>82315204
Because Gaurdians 2 sucked, but his taste cane be pretty pleb
>gave suicide square a buy it on blu ray
>age of ultron and TFA awesometacular
>>82315204
Watch Ralphthemoviemaker talk about him. He kind of is.
I liked both
Am I ?
DUDE DEATH STAR
DUDE DARTH VADER KILLED THREE GUYS
yeah ok, star wars fags
this guy is such a fucking cuck
>>82315268
>Gave Suicide Squad 'buy it on blu-ray'
Yeah that is way too generous.
>>82315204
>>82315268
>unironically discussing the opinions of some faggot whose grading scale include "AWESOMETACULAR" as an option
who the fuck is this and why does this thread exist
>>82315204
I think he's about a level above normie, but just one level. I like him well enough.
>>82315268
Suicide Squad is worse on Blu--Ray.
>>82315204
He's a normie, but at least he's honest.
>>82315204
I don't know the guy but
>AWESOMETACULAR
man, this place has turned to shit
>>82315204
The only /tv/-approved film reviewer is Mark Kermode. RLM is fine for entertainment, but not for actual film criticism.
This guy or Chris Stuckmann?
You can only choose one to watch
>>82315575
>Mark kermode
>gave TFA 4/5
Try again
>>82315273
>ralphthemoviemaker
>that faggot who shit talks other movies as he shows off his horrible films, saying he's a good filmmaker
>>82315482
That's Jahns's catchphrase.
>>82315637
Stuckmann is Jahns 2.0
Not great by any means but still an upgrade.
>>82315637
Jahns, hes a pleb, but not a pretentious pleb like chris
>>82315637
>3 minutes of listening to a normie
>15 minutes of listening to a pretentious normie
Ain't that a pickle.
>>82315482
>I don't know the guy
>this place has turned to shit
How would you know this place if you don't know the guy?
>>82315649
If a movie is overly politicized or if it features excessive masculinity, you can pretty much ignore his conclusions, but other than that, the man's good. He knows film, he's just a full-blown cuck.
>>82315637
I like them both, but Jahns all the way.
>>82315204
>Obsessing over the opinions of a shitty e-celeb
Are you autistic?
>>82315660
Ralphthemoviemaker is a kino reviewer, but I'll admit his films are just okay.
>>82315204
he's retarded but not for the reasons you've pointed out
>>82315204
They both suck
>>82315776
They're awful. It's like college kids getting into film and ripping off Pulp Fiction.
His reviews are okay. Just needs to stop shilling his garbage.
>>82315453
>>82315420
Are you retarded? Do you think he was defending Suicide Squad? Try to contain your shill autism next time.
>>82315425
good post.
>>82315204
I mean I haven't seen GotG2 but anybody who liked Rogue One is a fucking idiot. And I'm stupid enough to like Force Awakens
>>82316392
>Do you think he was defending Suicide Squad?
What the fuck are you talking about? He liked the movie.
>>82316493
Rogue one was better than force awakens
>>82316493
>>82316658
They're both average at best but I prefer bland characters to bad characters so Rogue One wins.
>>82316493
>>82316658I loved both.
>>82315971
Oh, come on. My movies are worse. They're more interesting, with talking vaginas and stuff.
/tv/ is the only true source of proper movie reviews
>>82315453
Explain
>>82315204
He's the worst 'critic' on youtube
>>82317394
Let's see. They add more pointless shit. Look, Cheshirecatstudios has a great video on this. Check them out. They need the subs.
>>82317470
fuck off.
>>82317559
Faggot. Calling everyone a shill for liking something.
>>82317470
>They need the subs.
want to know how I know you don't belong here?
>>82317624
>everyone
You.
>>82317708
Because I'm not a cuck.