ITT: We post shit movie monsters Just fuck my blair witch up

>>82311359
>Just fuck my blair witch up

that's not the witch tho.

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>>82311359

>>82311359
What's wrong with it?

>>82311462
yeah but the cgi is great for 2001

the cartoon lion from jumanji
super 8 alien
the bald fuck from the strain
MUTOs final designs ( I like some of the concept art)

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>>82311555
It is

>>82311359
damn the blair witch looks like that???

>>82312054
>It is
http://www.slashfilm.com/blair-witch-ending/

>>82311683
But it'a not from 2001

>>82312165
Of course not, CGI didn't exist in 1968 yet

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>>82311359

the discounted alien hybrid skull from Alien Resurrection and Mr Snuffleupagus feet used on one of the monsters in the Void

>>82312122
>writer and director backpedalling hard

In any case introducing a monster into the Blair Witch franchise totally goes against the whole point.

>>82312122

>believing that shite

They saved face after the reaction

Indominus, not really shit but it just looks like a white raptor

>>82311612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxrYiOIBVzM

I regret looking this up

>>82312811

What were they fucking thinking?

>The Blair Witch profit ration was like 100000% right?
Right
>So lets make another one
Ok
>So lets include time travel, aliens, monsters / demons
what?

>>82311359
>shit movie monsters
Any movie pretty much after Jeepers Creepers. Or after 9/11.

>>82311359
Just watched the original a couple weeks ago. I liked it, but I don't think I'll ever watch the sequels. Seems like the worst kind of movie for sequels.

>>82313012

They were thinking, "Everyone treats the Blair Witch Project as a joke because 'it wasn't scary' and 'nothing happens.' Let's dumb it down and make it loud so we won't be laughed at by audiences like The VVitch was."

>>82311555
So what is it then? Some coincidental monster that they stumbled upon

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What an embarrassment.

>>82312217
Gareth Edwards has shit taste, green lighting this tacticool piece of shit of a monster, litterally the TDI Vector of monsters

>>82315652
I'll admit the mutos are lame looking but Gareth seems like a rad guy. Down to earth and worked hard to make it.
Also he k owns amazing visuals. All his films have some great moments.

>>82312217

Better than the skullcrawlers

>>82315465
>>82312217
The muto would be good if it didn't have the lamest color scheme of all time. If it had mroe crab/insectile coloring and real eyes it would look good.

>>82313012

There was time travel in the first Blair Witch it was just more subtle.

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>>82316231

>it would look good if you changed it so it wasn't shit

>>82316362
Tell me more, faggot

>>82315782
the skullcrawlers weren't terrible, i liked the fake 'eyes'
would have been way better with four legs though

>>82312217
Minus the eyes, I thought it was pretty cool, the sounds were god-tier too.

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>>82312217
>>82311558

Best monsters.

>>82316521
Muto? More like cuteo

>>82316445

Rustin Parr's house was burned down by the townspeople and it was the same house they ended up running into at the end of the film

>>82316555
how come the spider didnt have 8 eyes?

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>>82316688
>implying

>>82311359
>>82311359
>implying this wouldn't scare the shit out of you IRL

>>82316753
No fucking shit, literally anything aggressively coming after you would scare the shit out of you in real life. What a retarded fucking post.

>>82316753
Honestly, if any monster was about to kill me, I'd probably try to fight it, regardless if I'd live or die. But that's just me.

>>82316753
I'd fuck it desu

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>>82311359
the blair witch looks like THAT?

>>82316832
OoooOoooh, you sound tough, you big hunka man, you

>>82317041
Not trying to sound tough. I'd probably just fight because it's probably gonna kill me anyhow.

>>82316521
Shame they were in such a bad movie