Would you do it?
I've done it
>>82310273
If you mean Lea Thompson, then yes.
If you mean my mother, then no.
>>82310337
You must be the only person in the world who doesn't want to fuck your mom
>>82310273
I would. But only to preserve the white race.
Yes. Without a condom.
>>82310374
No, you're the only person in the world who wants to fuck their mom. The rest of us normal guys fuck girls not related to us.
>>82310273
>does /tv/ choose between your 10/10 mom possibly getting raped by some sumbag in some car and never birthing you
Or
>you fucking your 10/10 mom and never being born anyway
If my mom looked like that I would disappear balls first. Never liked living that much anyway
>>82310803
>The rest of us normal guys fuck girls
Report submitted to the FBI, fucking pervert!
>>82310273
my mom was pretty hot in her day.
if i was in a similar situation i'd probably do it as long as i didn't disappear into thin air afterwards.
i don't think there's anybody in the world where sex with them is worth non-existence.
>>82310985
>i don't think there's anybody in the world where sex with them is worth non-existence
Do you know where you are posting?
Best suicide ever would be fucking young Lea Thompson mom and then vanishing while you nut
>>82310273
I'm already suicidal, so hell yeah. Would be a nice way to go out.
>>82310958
You prefer sucking dick? What are you a faggot?
>>82310374
My mom is fat and old.
>>82311074
kek.
>>82310273
Nah, it would be all kinds of weird to even know that my mom at any point was a 10/10. I'd steer very far away from her.
>>82310803
>No, you're the only person in the world who wants to fuck their mom
How disconnected from reality can you be?
Like one good musician one said
>I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
>>82312622
*once
Better question: your mom and girlfriend do a Freaky Friday.
Would you rather?:
>A. Fuck your girlfriend's conscious in your mother's body
>B. Fuck your mother's conscious in your girlfriend's body
>>82312779
This is literally impossible to answer
>>82310659
what the fuck, is that the Gummo kid
>>82312779
Both
>>82312779
>girlfriend
>>82312779
Wait 'till the situation resolves.
>>82312779
Dump my girlfriend while she is in my mom's body, and then let my dad have his wife back with a pristine 23-year-old physique.
This is the only correct answer desu
>>82310273
>young Leia Thompson
That's just unfair
>>82310659
Oh, look, it's Steve Merchant.
>>82312779
Actually made me think
>>82310862
Why'd you post a picture of an Iranian racist?
>>82310273
She fucked a duck, so I don't see how me ramming her like a pig should be any worse
>>82312779
Wait until your girlfriend convinces your mom to take a roofie then lock the door and use every hole while she's unconscious. Video tape and sell it to pay for the therapy, if any is needed.
Jokes already been done, but rather poorly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5aRcwHULaI
>>82310273
well yeah, that's not my mom and that;s not my dick