What this stance is trying to convey?

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>neon-lit sci-fi revolvers

looks like a dab

>>82308768

Looks like an incoming flop

>>82308768
This movie is going to fucking suck.

>>82308768
he tripped

>>82308809
Looks more like magic to me.

>>82308768
Nice that they kept the revolvers. I was worried that they would replace it with a tec-9 or a glock

>>82308809
this

this promo image and dat fuckin leaked trailer make this look like hot garbage.

who's this even aimed at /tv/ ?

I don't shoot with my guns I shoot with my heart stance

>>82308927
>giving a big black man little white boy guns

hell the big deal made about the size of roland's revolvers is probably half the reason they made him black.

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jesus CHRIST this will be the biggest trainwreck of the year

He certainly looks like a man with gout who was wandering in a desert for the last 20 years

>Roland, remember the face of your father!
>Sheeeeeeeeeeit

>>82308866
The trailer makes the movie look so generic. Fuck, I hate post-2003 movies.

>>82308768
Lol what's up with his outfit.

>>82309217
wow

Cmon guys, this will be definitely as good as I Am Legend.

Daily reminder that changing Roland to black is a good thing because it means Detta got cut and she was the worst part of the books.

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>>82309217
why couldn't he just be fucking roland

i always imagined the man in black to be like this guy

>>82309337
desu im still waiting some weird "GOT YOU!!" from King or something but fuck me this is stupid.

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>>82309337

There are exactly two people who should play Roland, this is one of them.

>>82308768
Everything about the poster seems too commercial, too polished. From the colors, the font, the costume, everything. I fucking hate hollywood.

>>82309302
Reading paragraph after paragraph of King writing in some coon voice was fucking grating

everyone's favorite actor Idris Elba being cool as fuck in a steampunk outfit with runic Revolvers

what's not to like? definitely will watch.

>>82309417
He loves to write about racism but is fucking awful at it.

>>82309176
Top KeK

>>82308768

it's almost as bad as the terminator posters

why are they doing this, they have such a fucking good cast

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>>82309176
>>82309176
>>82309176

My only problem with the posters so far is that everything looks clean and polished and perfect. The entire book series is Roland being dirty, smelly, injured, dying, at one point disfigured. Says this movie is going to be a lot of flair and zero grit

>>82309498
the glowing revolvers aren't a problem for you?

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>idris elba and abbey lee

the flashbacks should be nice

>>82309434
Why can't he stick to what he's actually good at instead of bullshit racial comments and shitting on rural whites every other sentence? I don't know if he's worse at that or writing endings.

>>82308768
Haters gonna hate.

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>>82309429
I want reddit to leave

>>82309337
Wat. Man in Black is a hot dude who cucks Roland's father

>>82308768
God bless Sony.
This has the potential to be worse than the Ghostbusters reboot.
Imagine all the glorious shitposting.

It's a gift from heaven.

>>82309610

How do they manage to keep doing this year after year?

>>82309523
Magic guns is also a problem

>>82308768

this film probably would have worked under WB

>>82308768
>What this stance is trying to convey?
GET CUC_KED WHITY

But will it have the sewer gang bang scene?

>>82309029
>biggest trainwreck of the year
without the actual trainwreck

>>82308768
I always imagined ronald like him

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>>82310457
Fuck me

>>82308768

>4 screenwriters

great sign

>>82308768
It's like they couldn't make a big enough poster to fit him on

>>82308768
he looks like more like blade desu

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>>82310497

>read Dark Tower few years ago
>reading The Stand right now
>Randall Flag isn't imposing or scary at all because I just keep picturing him being eaten by a spider baby like a bitch

>Its another shitsmearing episode

>>82310638
>oh hes just butthurt about about the fact hes literally butthurt

why did king take such a massive shit on what was widely held as his best work?

>>82308768
>Dabs

>>82311127
Randel flagg or what do you mean?

>>82308841

It might not be good, but it's a pretty clear field, free of other blockbuster competition. Like Suicide Squad was

>((((((((Akiva)))))))((((((Goldsman)))))))))

>>82308768
>>82309217

>sworn to protect
>black man

>sworn to destroy
>white man

kino

>>82311186
last dark tower book has randall flagg being so angry about all of reality because some guy fugged his teenage bunghole.

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

>>82311421
nope

>>82311421
King can fucking dad-a-choke on my dick.

>>82311421
what are you trying to say here?
t. Akiva

>>82308768
>What this stance is trying to convey?
no trigger discipline

I know nothing about this except there's a character named the gunslinger and a character named the man in black. Yet here we are with a man who is both dressed in black and slinging guns. So which one is he hmmm?

>>82311413
kek the pottery of it is just so perfect

>>82311417
Ah thanks I've only read the first book and the stand

>>82311648
The gunslinger, even though the books make it a point that Roland looks so much like dirty harry that if you saw him on the street you would mistake him for clint eastwood when he was in his prime

>>82308768

>Celtic runes laddie

What did they mean by this?