Does /tv/ consider this canon?

>>82307660
1 > 2 >>> 3 >> 4

Yes, why wouldn't I?

>>82307660
No the only cannon JP is the first and second.

Ignore all the others. They're absolute shite.

pretty forgettable movie except for the aviary scene with the pteranodons walking out of the fog. that was awesome

>>82307660
1 > 4 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>TFA>>>Alien 3>>>3

>>82307660
1 > 2 = 3 > 4

1 , 2 , 4, 3

I like them all but 3 is gets a pass for some reason on this board when its stupider than even JW

>3 dumber than 4
>dude go into the giant pen, that thing isn't in there
>dude I have to get in my car and drive before telling people it escaped
>ITS PART RAPTOR
>let me sit here while the monster is still and not shoot it with my rpg

Not to mention everyone in world is an unlikeable cunt, granted 3 had the parents and that godawful mom but at least had grant and Billy

Not to mention 4 has the worst kids

>>82308237
>>82308237
>lets introduce a new villain in the most retarded way possible
>hey LETS SCREAM FOR OUR SON IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING DINOSAUR INFESTED JUNGLE
>highly armed mercs cant stop a giant croc
>dude i can break these walls
>i cant break this wall
>dude raptors can talk
>dude raptors are smarter than dolphins
>HEY LETS MAKE ALL DINOSAURS MINDLESS MONSTERS
>lol flying dinosaurs
>marines show up that dont do anything
>billy survives somehow

The whole film was a mess.

>>82308126
You take that back Alien 3's Assembly Cut is a great movie

>>82308347
>implying 4 is any better
>dude outrun a T. rex in heels
>epic final battle XD
All the dinosaurs in world are mindless monsters too, that attempt to elicit sympathy from the animatronic head was pathetic
>>lol flying dinosaurs
How is this a problem? Pteranodons fucking exist and they were in the second one as well

Also the I rex is even more retarded than spinosaurus

>>82308237

>dude I'll just wait behind this test tube for a shitty jumpscare
>dude this satellite phone somehow survived my stomach
>dude dinosaur man lmao
>dude I'll just stand here completely still for a pointless lol moment
>dude dinosaur looks straight at the camera and mugs to the viewer after smelling the Spino shit
>dude spino and raptors are treated like horror movie monsters instead of animals
>dude ALAN
>dude all the major deaths are in the first half an hour

Notice how I didnt even mention the Kirbys, Eric or the stupid fact that Grant can speak raptor

3 is dumb as shit

3 is better than 2, so yes

>>82308473
When will this meme end?

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>>3 is better than 2

How, after the Jurassic Park and San Diego incidents, did they get approval to try again with the park?

>>82308461
>dude outrun a T. rex in heels
She had a head start and wasnt running that damn long. Less than a few seconds before Rexy and Irex faceoff.
>epic final battle XD
>implying JP3 didnt start retarded dino battles
>How is this a problem?
They reinforced the "ICANPICKUPHUMANS" trope. Pteranodons didnt have teeth and were not that damn aggressive

1>Power Gap>4

2 and 3 are not canon

>muh website

Not canon

>>82307675
Perfect. I actually think 2 is criminally underrated. The campervan/trex scene on the cliff is utter kino.

>>82308743
>complaining about inaccuracy in a franchise that kept using big velociraptors after proven wrong, did spinosaurus wrong, made the flying reptiles aggressive and pick up people in 4

I bet you think that if dinosaurs were real they'd be exactly like these movies

>hating the Lost World

It has based Roland that makes it better than the others by default

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogtv5xxK_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJiNQJEWN4

>>82308726

If anything, those incidents would spark worldwide interest in dinosaurs. People all over the world would be even more willing to pay big bucks to watch them up close.

>>82308834
Also the amazing trailer scene and little girl swing kicking a raptor into a pike.

Fuck you I think it's cool

>>82308743
>Pteranodons didnt have teeth and were not that damn aggressive

But they were probably hungry as fuck, being locked in that giant aviary with no handlers

>>82308891

It also has a superior soundtrack to 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laPiPI4RKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Jb_1-63fc

>>82308237
>3 had the parents
You did not just shit on Bill Macy.

Anywho 1 is great, 2 is good, 3 is stupid but entertaining and 4 is insulting.

>>82308743
>seriously thinking a 2001 movie invented monster fights

>>82308834
Not to mention a young Vince Vaughn

>Vince: "Sarah! Sarah Harding!"
>Goldblum: "C'mon, Nick. How many Sarahs do you think are on this island?"
>Later on Goldblum is yelling for a lost Nick and uses his last name too

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>jurassic world

>>82308853

People got killed and eaten.

>>82309058
they played it off as a marketing meme story

>>82309035

Vince Vaughn is responsible for almost every human death in the movie.

>>82308948
I always liked the fact that The Lost World's score was so tonally different from the score in the first movie. Iirc the iconic theme isn't even there, or he sneaked it in there and it's hard to notice.

>>82309044
>that fucking bike ride on a forest floor
what were they THINKING

>>82309044

wtf is this real?

>>82309058

Yeah. That's why it took a 20+ year timeskip of litigation and ingen proving they could contain the dinosaurs to make it safe.

>>82309088
Most of the people who died on account of him were the Ingen assholes who were there to take dinosaurs off the island and bring them to the mainland, and we see at the end of the movie why that's a bad idea.

He is responsible for the death of Eddie, the unsung hero of the franchise though. I'll give you that.

Practical effects > CGI
1 > 2 > 3 > 4

>>82309199
dumb practicals cultist

>>82309122
Yes, this actually happened in Jurassic World.

>>82309147
Actually Jurassic World opened in 2004, just 3 years after the events of JP3.

>>82309226
t. cgi brainlet

>>82309147

Would have been perfect if not for Hoskins and his idiocy. How he planned to sell it if the Indominus had killed everyone, I have no idea.

>>82309230
>Actually Jurassic World opened in 2004, just 3 years after the events of JP3.
Gonna need proof on that, in the filmthey use modern era smartphones

>>82309330
>in the film they use modern era smartphones

I didn't say the film takes place in 2004. I said the park opened in 2004. Or maybe it was 2005. At one point they mention that the park has been open for 10 or 11 years.

>>82309330

Hes right, the park was under construction during 3

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>>82308799
OP here, JP 2 is underrated i agree. I watch it more the original desu.
>>82307675
Jurassic World I do enjoy, but with other perspectives now, I realize I haven't watched it since it came out.

>Also my JP hat, fan since I was a kid.

>>82309023
Are you mentally challenged? Can you read?

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>>82308237
>tfw the reason I'm into women with short hair is the mom in JP3

>>82308743
>>implying JP3 didnt start retarded dino battles
You're an idiot

Most dinosaur movies before this had dinosaurs doing fighting shit
>old stop motion stuff
>the last dinsoaur
BUT YES, when Jackson made his Kong battle 3 t texs and when the hacks who made world did their fight they said
>damn, Jurassic park 3 was so iconic, I'll use that shit too

>>82309722
Tea Leoni was a hot piece of fur in her day

>>82309783
>another moron who can't read


>dino battles
>retarded dino battles

See the difference? There's a whole word of difference.

Better than jurassic world

>>82309871
>2 big predators fighting over territory
>something that actually happens between predators is retarded
Quit being stupid, the fight in world is infinitly more retarded because
>the I rex in and of itself is some retarded device for plot twist after plot twist
>some ebin team up between a raptor and an old T. rex
>the mosasaur ending that tries to be like the T. rex appearance at the end of the first

>>82309871
>>82309682
sorry sweety, get off the internet and practice how to use words

>>82309983
>getting two anons confused

>>82307675

1 >>>>>>>>>>>> 2 >>>>> 3 > 4

>>82309970
>the mosasaur at the end tries to be like the T. Rex at the end of the first movie

I feel like a retard for not putting that together.

>>82309983
The irony is thick here.

>>82309970
>plot twist after plot twist
Like?

>>82310053
>it can camouflage?
>it can disguise itself from heat detection?!
>it's part cuddlefish?!
>it's part RAPTOR?!
If the scientists were so smart that they could fuse all these DNA sources into one creature they surly could suppress those traits that would make it harder for paying audiences to see it and dangerous to the keepers, might as well since they've gone so far into bs science territory that everything is off on table

>>82310138
Thanks for proving you didn't actually watch the movie.

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>>82307660
JP 2&3 are on a different timeline the JP cinematic universe.

JW is on the timeline where Hammond didn't give up after JP1

>>82310208
That's exactly what happens in the movie retard, even chris pratts character asks why they had to have it camouflage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSANgjen0pE

>ELLIE. THE DOOR LOCKS. GET THE DOOR LOCKS

>>82310253
>If the scientists were so smart[...]
>harder for paying audiences to see it and dangerous
>forgetting the events were a deliberate test for military application of Raptors and genetically engineer weapons
The I-Rex was not designed for a paying audience. It was a military prototype.

>>82310330
>HEhehe
>*crunch**crunch**crunch*

>>82310330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7YQpBWpHLU

>>82308799
Although many people thought it was ridiculous, I really liked the San Diego scene

>>82310344

Those tests could have and should have been conducted on another island.

I liked all of them. Now I am remember how great 2 was when the trex was fucking up the city.

>>82311041

Really?

I thought the rampage was lame, and the film excelled on the island

>>82310953
That's not what INGEN wanted though.

>>82308347
A L A N
L
A
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>>82308891
>Raptor about to get Jeff Goldblum
>"Hey! You!"
>turns its head around
>"N-NANI"
>stands there staring at the girl for a fuckton of time before being kicked through the window

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>>82308465
>>dude ALAN
best part desu

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>>82311647

ALAN

>>82307660
>there are people who concern themselves the lore of Jurassic fucking Park.

Go outside.

>>82309108
Butt massages. That's what they were thinking.

>>82312202
Name one lore worth discussing

You can't

>>82310213
It's the same timeline you dolt. Hammond got strong armed out of his company at the start of JP:LW. Did you miss the reunion scene with Malcolm and the kids?

>>82310330
This reminds me of the Jurassic Poop series that keeps getting taken down on youtube. Don't remember which youtuber it was but he pooped the whole movie and chopped it into 6 parts. And it was goddamn hilarious. Can't find it now though sadly.

Goldblum is in for 5,

Sam Neill when?

Only way to save the franchise tb,h

>>82307660

1 > 4 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3

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>>82307675
1>3>>2>>4

1>2>Carnosaur(1993) > 4 > 3

>>82308834
why didnt he pack any spare ammo

>>82307660
1 > 3 > 4 > 2

I don't care which timeline is the ordained proper timeline in my dinosaur monster movies.

That being said:

1>3>>>>>>>>>2>>>>>>>>>4

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>>82308743
>>82309783
>>82309871
>>82309970