Just marathoned through this kino. What did I think of it?

You liked it, but think it lost its luster by the end. Thats what I think my brother said about it a year or so ago.

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>>82302062
YOU WATCHED A FUCKING MOVIE

YOU DIDN'T MARATHON ANYTHING

MARATHONS INVOLVE RUNNING

YOU ARE A FAT PIECE OF SHIT

>>82302095
Funny you say that - I am planning to order from mcDonald's right now.

>>82302062
Decent, a bit on the nose with the "Muh feminine power!" Shtick. But a good time overall

>>82302062

Two gets a bad wrap and for good reason but it had better monster moments overall.

>>82302123
For me it's whataburger

>>82302145
I didn't notice no feminism power schtick at all, though it's been years since I've seen it. If anything in the end it proves they were all scared and just wanted to survive so you cant argue they were superheroines

>>82302094
True dat.
I liked the whole claustrophobic feel it had, but it turned into another generic action movie in the final moments. Ending was pure kino, though.

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>>82302145
>Muh feminine power

Did we watch the same film?

>>82302197
It literally starts as a girls' night out-esque vacation.

>>82302145
Eh? There was no feminine power shit in it. Would you rather have them sit down and cry instead of trying to escape?

>>82302225
Not really more fem than that though.

>>82302225
Your point being?

I was surprised to learn that the cave set was entirely constructed. Very impressive shit.

only managed to watch it to the end cuz of the hot asian bitch

Say, something just occurred to me. Whatsername's husband - why was he distracted? Could it be that they were near the cave entrance and he saw one of the creatures?

>>82302062
You were confused because you went into it expecting an adaptation of the weird and interesting novel of the same name. Which was also about a descent.

So, was the monster real? or is it just some in your mind shit?

>>82302168
>>82302197
>>82302230

18+, 120+ IQ here pinheads. Muh angry widowed, motherless, stronk woman killing super powered mutants at every turn like Arnie in Predator. Give me a break. And that cringe look she does when she stabs her skank friend in the leg and leaves her to die. Ugh.

>>82302145

it had nothing to do with feminine anything, it was straight survival horror.

if anything, the cave strips them of humanity in order to survive.

>>82302313
They weren't even in the same country at that point my dude

>>82302365
But... none of that happened. It was all a dream.

>>82302145
i hate women more than anyone, but there was no man-hating or feminist girl-power bullshit whatsoever in this movie

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>>82302365
>Super powered mutants

>>82302395
Ahh crap, didn't pay much attention in the beginning.

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>>82302427
They were, they ripped out throats like it was nothing, but not Sarah, no she's got something to prove! She's more powerful than mutant humans because she's a mother! Fuck off

>>82302313
He was distracted by that Asian titties

>>82302365
>it's okay when men do it

>>82302378
>main girl is stripped bit by bit of her humanity
>is reborn as a killer in the pool of blood

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Ratings?

5 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 6 > 1 for me

>>82302477
Did you watch this movie in the theatre? Are you American? Because the US version cut out the real ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyTzufmJAVs

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>>82302504
We'll it is more believable at least. This bitch acting like Dutch and shit.

"I am woman hear me roar!"

cringe

UK ending is superior

>>82302577
This. It fits the theme of the movie. You simply cannot make it out alive of something like that. They should've all sudoku'd when the crawlers started hunting them.

>>82302577

Making it all in their heads doesn't make sense unless something in the cave made them all go nuts like ergot poisoning or something.

Because asian chick and survivor chick fought, left eachother for dead, and then teamed up again.

You wouldn't need anything like that if the cave was fucking with their heads.

Who the fuck crawl into a tight ass space cave just to get stuck in there and started crying like a baby because they did something retarded

>>82302686

You'd be surprised how popular spelunking is. The more rare/hard to reach the place, the better.

>>82302062
It was decent.

>>82302123
For me it's the McChicken

>>82302555
Jesus christ, I know you're memeing to get some (you)s but you're still being a massive faggot.

>>82302613
only the last bit is in her head, the bit where she manages to kill and get past a couple of them and makes it outside and starts driving away in a truck

>>82302062
You liked it so much you decided to watch the sequel

>>82302998
Thanks for the (you) you oestrogen ridden bitch. Bet you'll multiple orgasm when Rey single-handedly takes down the dark side in Star Whores too, you fat faggot

>>82302062
been while since I saw the movie, but I remember thinking that killing the girl that accidentally killed the other chick was really unfair

is this a kino opinion or did i simply forget something essential?

>>82303362

I guess it could be unfair but I felt it was kind of warranted, like cave justice.

>>82303362
The Asian chick was a bitch, though. She was sleeping with the protagonist chick's husband when he was alive, she brought all of them to that cave just to get credit for discovering it, and she didn't give a fuck about killing the other chick either.

>>82302062
The first half was intense and claustrophobic.It didn't need to introduce the cave dwellers into the film for it to be a decent horror film

I have no idea what the sequel is like or how does it fit with the ending of the first movie.

>>82303980
I think it would've been better if we never saw the cave dwellers in full view. They should've been like cave-ninjas. Pulling the chicks into crannies and just being stealthy in general.

>>82304056

That could have worked too.

i just wanted a Descent movie based on Jeff Long's book, and got this mediocre shit instead