When is this retard going to write or direct a Warner Brothers

Hopefully never. Having seen the way he promotes "geek merchandising", there is no way I'll ever take him serious again. He is literally a geek of "being geeky" to make money.
Whatever creative skills he might have had are long gone.

HEY ITS ME THE NERD GUY
I'M THE AUTHORITY ON GEEK CHIC AND THE FINAL WORD ON WHAT'S NERD!

YOU KNOW MY NAME, BUT DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, DOESN'T MATTER!

LOOK AT MY BIG DISGUSTING CLOTHES!

I THINK YOU SHOULD BUY THIS NEW THING!

>>82300816

When he builds a Time machine and erases his filmography all the way up to chasing amy.

Lol he makes self-funded straight to video stoner flicks starring his family and friends and guest directs weekly television shows. He's never getting near major studio work in any kind of creative capacity again.

THICC

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>old enough to remember the mid 90's when Kevin has thought of as a "90's New School" peer to Quentin Tarantino, Paul Thomas Anderson, Richard Linklater, Robert Rodriguez, etc.

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>>82300816
>fat geek
>attractive wife, and daughters
>can't make social statements that would make them look bad
>is depressed, takes meds
>is happy nerd, selling nerdiness
>"Hey guys, aren't you excited about the latest capeshit coming out?
>being Kevin Smith

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>>82301547

>attractive wife

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>Bratzi Kevin Smith approaches you and says "Hey kid if you got a light you can come watch Harley Quinn and Johnny Depp's daughter stomp on sausages"

What do?

It's been strongly hinted that Affleck hates his guts, not likely to happen.

>>82301878
Can you even blame Affleck? Kevin Smith rode Affleck's coat tail to keep his career afloat while pretending to be talented, and being a jealous shit about it.

>>82301878

Kevin Smith started this feud because he got pissed that Affleck didn't thank him in his Good Will Hunting Oscar speech.

This is not a meme.

Who the fuck is this fat faggot?

>>82302272
That was like 20 years ago, the reason they fell out again recently was because Affleck's wife didn't like Kevin cos he'd come over and literally be like "DUDE WHERE'S YOUR BONG"

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>>82301547
>attractive wife

>>82301708
ew looks like my mom

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>>82303227
>ywn smoke with batfleck

i wonder what kind of stoner he is. does he go on a long tangent about Batman? would probably be fun.

>>82302272
sounds like something a teenage girl would do

>>82300816
>I STILL LOVE MY WIFES POOPY TAINT BROWN AREA JUST LIKE WHEN WE WAS KIDS CHEAITNG ON EACH OTHER WITH OURSELVES"

what did he mean by this