Is Ellen funny or is her show just a meme?

>>82295579
Ellen is officially a danger to society.

>anyone browsing this thread is in ellen's target demo

shes the worlds biggest sycophant

>>82295579
It scares conservashits like you so I like it.

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>>82295618
uhhh, you're insulting a Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient, commie.

>Barack Obama gets "kinda choked up" while presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ellen DeGeneres. "It’s easy to forget now just how much courage was required for Ellen to come out on the most public of stages 20 years ago," he says.

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I'm glad. This will be a big boost to make up companies. The growth in the male market means the creation of jobs for non-mexican americans

I bet that kid got dick in the ass

She's not particularly funny but she's fantastic at marketing herself to the 30-50 year old women who watch her show.

Would you tear his boipucci? Be honest.

she ruined a top qt

>>82295579
ohhhhhh, so that's why the bible says to hate fags

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>12 year olds wearing makeup
>12 year old boy wearing makeup

>>82295688
If he didn't before he will now

>>82295722
Right?
And don't forget dressing preteen girls up like hookers
Tattoos as a fashion statement
Etc etc
What the fuck has happened to society in the span of less than 2 decades

>Ellen does a dance
>Everyone laughs
>Repeat every episode
Is this what passes for comedy in America?

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>>82295579
The whole point of the show is to promote the movies/music of her guests.

I've never seen a guest get genuinely pissed off at her.

>>82295743
*tippy tip tip tippity tip

She seems like cunt desu

I could imagine her beating the shit out of her assistant with an iphone same with Matt Lauer

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>>82295685
Fuck this world.

>>82295695

This. Watch literally ANY episode and you can answer your own question. Her show consists of bad stand-up, playing cute/'''funny''' videos from the internet, interviewing celebrities where they only talk about their kids/pets and the occasional give-away.

>>82295579
Makeup for guys could be a thing, but this is just a girly-style of makeup applied to a guy, not interesting.

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>>82295579
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

>>82295849
Delete this

>>82295579
good to know kids are taking the bogpill

>>82295824
Yeah but makeup is largely redundant for guys since women are attracted to how a guy looks, true, but also to his confidence, social status and success. Guys are attracted to women based on their attractiveness and personality and so a lot of women need makeup to compete whereas a lot of guys can improve upon themselves in other ways.

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>>82295849
>son

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would you?

>>82295849
that's fucking disgusting fucking pedo scum bald faggot

>>82295903
Yeah, fair point. That being said, looks and the appearance of confidence are linked. Men could apply makeup to hide the shadows under their eyes, make their face a little clearer to put focus on their eyes, etc.

>>82295956

>Men could apply makeup to hide the shadows under their eyes

I do this. Only because I have really bad purple bags that can't be corrected.

Wow! Ellen Degenerate promoting mental illness?
I CAN'T believe it!

>>82295990
t. closet fag
If you're a """man""" and insecure to the point you have to wear makeup, you are no longer a man. Sorry, junior.

>>82295942
That girl in pink looks like Jeb Bush

>>82296039
maddyfags BTFO

>>82296020

and you're a man who is so insecure about other men wearing something as basic as concealer

lol

>>82296057
Maddie got herself a gf (male)

>>82295942

>faggot
>normal girl
>turbo fag
>nigger muslim

Amazing.

>>82296064
>wears makeup
>uses woman logic
It's a no brained.

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>>82296035

Sounds like more whiny /pol/ nonsense.

>>82296085
Brainer*

>>82296087
Based Jeb
That chick is a petty thief and deserved worse

>>82296087
Wtf, I love Jeb! now

>>82295849
>that pornstar makeup

>>82296092
how is this obvious abuse >>82295849
/pol/ nonsense?
I bet my dick that kid was abused

>>82296117
>>82296116
Hive Jeb Mind

>>82296039
That fag is even hated by sjws now

>>82296087
Jeb! SURGE

>>82296146
Why, who is he?

>>82296087
god bless jeb he was too perfect to be president

>>82296181
James Charles he said everyone from Africa had ebola so he got fired from Cover Girl

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>>82295849
PUERTO
RICAN
WHO-AH

>>82296220

He mixed up Ebola with aids, but he's right you know

>>82295822
>Her show consists of bad stand-up
That's not an accident. A lot of talk show hosts once did stand up comedy and are hired because they have comic delivery but instead of performing highly worked out material they just have some simple jokes and conversation to deliver.

>>82296220
>he got fired from Cover Girl
meanwhile every model with a twitter account is singing "fuck white people amirite"?

>>82295956
Yeah fair cop. Of course this irony of this is that makeup only fulfills its purpose when most people don't use it. Because so many women now use makeup it's shifted the scale of expected attraction. So before where makeup accentuated what beauty was already there, now women need it just to compete with other women because it's so widespread. I don't know if I want something like that for guys to be honest. Better to keep the culture of guys not wearing makeup so a few guys can actually use it for its intended purpose I reckon.

>>82296220
>"I can't believe we're going to Africa today omg what if we get Ebola?"
Why would people be upset about that? He COULD get Ebola there. There was that whole Ebola outbreak there not that long ago too

>>82295685
>>Barack Obama gets "kinda choked up" while presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ellen DeGeneres

Says the man who got a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING!!!!!

>>82295687
You meme now but having just spent time in Korea there were full out fucking billboards for male-targeted makeup. And not like "WASH THE CONCRETE DUST OFF YOUR FACE WITH NEW MAN+ CONCEALING PASTE" but like "Soften your features and contour your face" kind of marketing.

>>82295777
Gays, ugly fat white trash women, single mothers and drug addicts not being treated like the shitty people that most of them are.


And reality television

We need to meme her out of existence before she kills civilisation

>>82296553
kill yourself

>>82296574
Jeez, calm down Ellen..it's just a prank

This kid just got aload of exposure on a talent show in the UK and he has a pretty good voice for a 12 year old, but the makeup is obvously a gimmick for him to make it big. Otherwise he'd be nothing more than every other 12 year old singing prodigy, they all end up a addict and washed up as soon as there voice cracks. I bet he's never even been out in public aside from on these TV shows or performing with the make up on.

>>82296446
In a nutshell
And every one of them believing they are owed something just for being

>>82295579
But responsible parents don't even let their girls wear make up at that age...

>>82296686
>responsible parents
A dying breed

>>82295579
>we were warned about the infiltration of our education system by cultural Marxists
>we were warned about the slippery slope
>pedophillia is already beginning to be normalised
Just let the nuked fly already.

>>82296410
>doing nothing
obama bombed 7 countries in 6 years
he should be getting the nobel war prize

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>>82295722
>14 year old boy looking prettier than most women

I literally have to remove myself from the room if someone is watching her show. I'm scared that I'll see her fucking retarded dance and something will snap inside me. It fills me with rage.

>>82296404
>Why would people be upset about that?
Was that rhetorical?

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>>82295579
>>82295722
>>82295777
>>82295849
>>82295942
>>82296849
>pedophiles right now

>>82295579
As long as he still identifies as male I really don't give a shit if that kid wears makeup.

And Ellen's show is boring shit. it's only lasted so long and become popular because she has no competition.

>>82297507
>As long as he still identifies as male I really don't give a shit if that kid wears makeup.
>it's acceptable for males to wear makeup

>>82295579
Isn't that that one Youtuber who talks about white privilege and stuff? I thought he-she was in college, though. Maybe it's one of those genius kids that get all fucked up when the pressure of adult life gets to their heads.

>>82297539
Welcome to neo-tv
Exciting times

>>82295777
The jews, anon. I thought this was clear.

>>82297539
Men used to wear makeup, wigs, high heels and plenty pink clothes a bit over 200 years ago. The male children of royalty were often painted wearing dresses, the only thing making them diffrent from their sisters being their lack of feminine jewelry.

Things usually change sooner or later. I don't think the example in this thread is anything but attention seeking though.

>>82295685
WTF it took no courage for her to come out 20 years ago. It was celebrated at the time, I remember reading about it in TV Week and it was a big event on TV and everyone loved her. The only reason her tv show got cancelled a year later was because it became boring.

>>82297638
People also accepted there were only 2 genders back then. So do you agree with that as well?

>>82295942

is there a better depiction of what sweden has become in 30 seconds?

>>82297677
And you think it's widely accepted that there are 3 genders or something at this point? Not really, man.

>>82297638
I'm not going to bother greentexting, because that would come across as haughtily dismissive, but it's at the very least ridiculous to act so outwardly different from other people, even if it was once more accepted by custom. In Japan, hundreds of years ago, it was once acceptable to wear Kimono and carry katanas, but this isn't Japan, and it's literally the current year.

>>82295777
Shitty parents who let their kids do and have whatever they want since the kids themselves
have zero power in reality

Parents want to be friends with their kids first and parents second

>>82297638
The difference is in how feminine this looks. Male actors wear makeup but to subtle effect. This is pedophile-enabling propaganda.

>>82297731
There's like 36 genders plus combos, morphers, and super genders.

>>82295579
She's never been funny. She came out of the closet at a time when gays were still being ridiculed openly instead of mollycoddled like today, and her career has coasted off that one event since then. She offers nothing new or insightful, just dumb non-jokes for mid 40's mother to laugh at when the applause sign tells them to. All daytime programming is garbage. While Ellen is not the only perpetrator of that, she's a damn good example of it.

>>82297507
>Oh my boy wants to wear makeup
>Wait, he's getting bullied for it
>Now he hates his life and wants to kill himself
>I just wanted him to do what he wants, he deserves to shine

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>>82297689

>>82295685
can't wait for our guy to give presidential medals to Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Scott Baio, the list could go on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc2_rSysXws

>>82297731
Well you were trying to say it's ok that men wear make up so I assumed you were some type of gender fluid faggot

>>82295722
Why is the monkeys name jesus?

>>82297796
>the weak should fear the strong

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>>82295849


hahah ebin repost, m'lad.

Karma for you... and some advice.

The next time you're at your parents' house and are sickened by their Trump hats, turn up with some frozen fish that is cut into chunks. Place it in a plastic bag and hide this in your satchel. If your conservative father asks what's in your satchel, tell him it's a of VHS of the latest joint by Spike Lee or your Sam Harris cassette. He will not pry.

Now, between sessions of regaling your parents with the prosperous world that Socialism brings a country and its hominids who identify as a multitude of genders (both binary and non-binary), take multiple time-outs to shove some frozen fish chunks into cracks in the walls, under the floorboards, behind appliances, etc.

Soon after, leave swiftly. If their minds can't be turned around when it comes to abortion, Trump or gun hate facts, at least you can make their house smell.

Good luck.

>>82297784
Don't matter what you do in life, there will always be people hating you for what ever you do. May as well just be yourself, chicks will love it.