>"so donald trump..." >the audience giggles >"so

can we retire this meme yet or are we going to keep fucking sperging stephen colbert into this board as if this meme isn't as fucking dead and tired as his donald trump jokes are

wtf I hate LGBT folk now

>>82294903
For you.

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>>82294859
Why does it hurt you guys so much that he makes fun of Trump guess what Trump doesn't give a fuck about you he sold out his entire voter base.

mods pls halp
there is GLORPH on board

>>82294919
it's ok op -- it wasn't personal

>>82294859
What are you all complaining about? Gays deserve to be ridiculed. They literally stick their penis in a hole where shit comes out?

>five /pol/ threads on the front page

God why.

>>82294925
we are going to get things done bigly folks

Trump literally didn't understand what the POTUS is actually capable of doing when he was running. He honestly believed he was just going to lay down the law and give directives like he did as a CEO.

>>82294966
breaking news: sex weird???
more at 11

>>82294967
/tv/ is a /pol/ client board

it'll stay a client board as long as every "fruumpt xD" is responded to with an equally retarded "lol triggered aut right xD"

>>82295005
is that even what's happening anymore? I feel like most of us just want everyone to shut the fuck up

>>82295027
i don't know i like that /tv/ has managed to reach a new low and i'd like to see if it can go even lower

>>82294967
Browse the non-/pol/ threads for a while. See how uninteresting or retarded they are ?
>hurr durr what did he mean by this
>hurr durr pedo shit
>hurr durr porn shit

/tv/ is easily the worst board on 4chan . Even /v/ isn't this shitty.

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>>82295050
kardashian posting when?

>>82294925
>>82294981
these

hes completely incompetent, what does this tool have to do before the drumptards jump shit and go back to supporting ron paul. /pol/ used to be cool. what happened to /pol/? its like stormfags took over completely.

>>82294859
What a homophobe. He should apologize for disrespecting Trump and Putin's lifestyles.

>>82295084
pretty sure you'd have to be born in 1998 or later to even browse /v/ to know if it was shittier or not in 2017

>>82295050
this is the new low? not the BLACKED or Pedo posting?

>>82295108
Colbert needs to watch the vanilla ice cream cartoon Bill Nye made. Real eye-opener.

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>>82294859

>MSM loves gays
>Immediately calls anyone they don't like gay

>>82295123
pedoposting is a time honoured tradition and the last remnant of old /tv/

>>82295109
>omg somebody insulted my favorite board, better call him a kid
Pathetic.

>>82295160
fun fact sjws use this argument to call the phrase 'trump is sucking putin's dick' homophobic

acknowledging oral sex is an absurd length to go to pleasure someone =/= homophobic

>>82295183
did i touch a nerve?

>>82295185
Nothing gay about one man sucking another man's dick. Like Grandma used to say, "It's only gay if the balls touch."

>>82294859
DINKLEBERG BTFO!!!!!!!

>>82294903
Fuck off shareblue.

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>>82295201
Yes. Please quit hurting my feelings.

>>82295239
>calls colbert's trump jokes dead and tired
>must be david brock

>>82295256
sorry, it's easy sometimes to forget just how badly words can hurt. :(

>>82295307
No hard feelings mate.

>>82295321
friendship is magic

>muh Russia

they're still going on about this?

>>82295027
You do know people are literally being paid to respond to these threads, right? It's pretty blatant. You can see examples of it in this thread.

>>82295359
How can I get paid to shitpost?

I want to make money in the comfort of my own home.

>>82295359
i'd pay $5 to know if you're trolling, /pol/, or butthurt about right wingers on 4chan

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>>82295359
please give me my check, CTR

>people would rather have competent evil than benign incompetence

>>82295185
>acknowledging oral sex is an absurd length to go to pleasure someone =/= homophobic

Would he have made the same remark if Putin was a woman? That Trump's mouth is only good for eating Putina's pussy? Not likely.

So the Trump sucks dicks but he's also grabbing women by the pussies? Holy moly, this the Trump guy is a sex maniac. And he's the president? Of the United States? Whoa!

>>82295512
probably not, but it's not because heterosexual sex isn't funny and absurd

there's just this hypocrisy in how we talk about sex where if it's men it's funny, but women should never be involved in those jokes -- that's not homophobic, it's the over-response of trying to correct centuries of sexism

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>>82294925
Some are happy with him

>>82294995
You sure showed me, degenerate poohole fucker

>>82295591
>that's not homophobic, it's the over-response of trying to correct centuries of sexism

No, it's just plain homophobia. The joke isn't a response to "correct centuries of sexism." I'm sorry, that's just absurd.

>>82295657
It's not the joke that's the response. If you were to involve Trump giving a woman oral pleasure, you'd immediately be hit with "well, that's sexist because you're involving a woman in a sex joke"

also trump has been repeatedly accused of sexually assaulting women, so probably also not best taste

the over-response to centuries of sexism is "don't frame women in any sort of sexual light" -- that's why the joke wouldn't happen if Putin were a woman

>>82295591
Man sucking another man's dick is funny. Man sucking a woman's vaginal parts isn't funny. Hmm. Gee, I dunno. That's pretty darn homophobic, to do a joke on homosexual sex because the act of homosexual sex in and of itself is "funny." Would a joke about Elizabeth Warren munching on Hillary Clinton's furburger be acceptable for national television? I wonder, but nah, probably not. People would flip their lids and probably lynch Colbert over that.

I guess it doesn't matter too much, though. The people who are "offended" are just feigning so in order to go after a guy they don't like for political reasons while also calling each other faggots. And I sure as shit aren't offended by it. Just thinking and talking, I guess.

Not that anon, by the by.

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>>82295634

FUKA YOU, JAPANESE STEEL IS BEST

>>82295729
I think oral sex is funny, period. (No pun intended). Sex is fucking funny. It's not homopbobic, it''s overcorrective. If it were really homophobic, as you pointed out, Warren and Clinton being lesbians would also fly.

The joke isn't about gay sex, it's about oral pleasure. The reason women can't be involved isn't because it's targeting homosexuals, it's because this society doesn't allow you to frame women as sexual beings without a fuss being made about it.

>>82295771
NIPPON STEEL
FORDED 10 BIRRION TIMES

>>82295719
>Trump giving a woman oral pleasure, you'd immediately be hit with "well, that's sexist because you're involving a woman in a sex joke"
Women are involved in plenty of sex jokes. Amy Schumer is making a career out of it. That isn't the issue.

>also trump has been repeatedly accused of sexually assaulting women, so probably also not best taste
If Trump were a woman too, the effect would have been the same.

Male-on-male oral sex is automatically seen as a dominant/submissive act, which is what Colbert is playing off of for the purpose of derision.

>the over-response to centuries of sexism is "don't frame women in any sort of sexual light" -- that's why the joke wouldn't happen if Putin were a woman

Women are framed in a sexual light in plenty of jokes. It's only that giving women oral sex, whether the giver is a woman or not, is not meant an insult like a man giving another man oral sex is.

Colbert is a homophobic jerk.

>>82295788
I don't think so.

I think this joke flies, despite being homophobic, because it's being levied at Trump. If the same joke were levied against a different target, someone liberal, it would be unacceptable. Seems hypocritical to me.

I'll say this about the joke: it's incredibly lazy and unimaginative. He also made it before, although it didn't air that time.

>>82295836
>Women are involved in plenty of sex jokes. Amy Schumer is making a career out of it.
Schumer is a woman. Colbert isn't.

>Male-on-male oral sex is automatically seen as a dominant/submissive act
as is literally every sexual act dude

>Colbert is a homophobic jerk.
wah colbert made a low-effort joke about a president i like/i don't have a sense of humor about the absurdity of oral sex in the first place

>>82295843
I mean let's be honest, the joke isn't funny. I just don't think it's homophobic. It might work because it's Trump and haha Trump is a poopface!

But agreed, the joke by itself is fucking stupid.

>>82295836
>Male-on-male oral sex is automatically seen as a dominant/submissive act, which is what Colbert is playing off of for the purpose of derision.
This is dead-on accurate.

The joke is that Trump is submissive to Putin, so he's "sucking Putin's dick" because a man sucking another man's dick is "an act of submission" in the mind of a homophobe like Stephen Colbert.

Honestly, though, it's not shocking that Colbert is a homophobe. It's not like this is even the first time where "gay" was the punchline for him. Hell, that was pretty much the only punchline he made in Strangers with Candy, and he used to use homosexuality as a punchline all the time with Stewart.

>>82295918
are we then saying that jokes about sex acts and jokes about male/male oral sex are all over the line? I know a lot of gay dudes who'd be really upset by that logic

>>82295883
>Schumer is a woman. Colbert isn't.
How does this change the fact that she is telling sex jokes about women? Are you suggesting popular male comedians don't tell sex jokes about women?

>as is literally every sexual act dude
Not at all. Male-on-male oral sex is seen as degrading where giving a woman oral sex is not.

>wah colbert made a low-effort joke about a president i like/i don't have a sense of humor about the absurdity of oral sex in the first place
The joke isn't about "the absurdity of oral sex" though. It's ridicule using the assumption that a male giving another male oral sex is degrading.

>>82295998
>How does this change the fact that she is telling sex jokes about women?
Because from a certain perspectives, "she gets it" and is entitled to the joke in ways Colbert isn't.
>Are you suggesting popular male comedians don't tell sex jokes about women?
Certainly not on CBS.
>The joke isn't about "the absurdity of oral sex" though. It's ridicule using the assumption that a male giving another male oral sex is degrading.
it absolutely is -- I'm a gay dude and I'll openly admit that me putting a penis in my mouth to pleasure my boyfriend is ridiculous, even if it's also kinda great

>>82295771
Wow
What's this from

>>82295968
>are we then saying that jokes about sex acts and jokes about male/male oral sex are all over the line?
Not at all.

They are homophobic when you're calling someone gay or say they perform gay acts (like sucking another man's dick) in order to demean them, which Colbert did here, because the joke only works if being gay is considered a bad thing. Colbert's joke is "Trump is bad because he sucks men's dicks, particularly Putin's, like a weak gay man, and that's bad. Being gay and sucking men's dicks is a bad thing."

>>82296069
Colbert's joke is "Trump is going to absurd lengths to attempt to please Vladimir Putin" -- it just so happens that fellatio is absolutely absurd. It's why "suck my dick" is as commonplace as it is in the first place.

>>82296046
>Because from a certain perspectives, "she gets it" and is entitled to the joke in ways Colbert isn't.
My point is that making sex jokes about women isn't off limits. Other comedians do it too.

>Certainly not on CBS.
Two and a Half Men didn't make sex jokes about women...?

>.it absolutely is -- I'm a gay dude and I'll openly admit that me putting a penis in my mouth to pleasure my boyfriend is ridiculous, even if it's also kinda great
I'm not saying whether it is ridiculous or not. I'm saying that isn't what Colbert's joke was playing for. He was playing for ridicule by using the assumption that a man giving another man oral sex is inherently a submissive act.

>>82296088
>"Trump is going to absurd lengths to attempt to please Vladimir Putin"
"Yeah, Trump's going to absurd lengths to please Putin, like sucking his dick! Isn't that absurd, sucking another man's dick? Yuck! Just makes me sick! What a weak man! Hell, he's not even a man if he's sucking men's dicks!"

Hey, you know who sucked a lot of dick? Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert sucked a lot of fucking dick as a Catholic choir boy. He was gobbling down those priest's cocks like a submissive little bitch. God, what a wimp! But I'm not being homophobic. Oh no, just pointing out how "absurd" and "silly" Colbert was when it came to pleasing his priests and his God. Isn't it funny?

>>82296050

Boku No Pico. It's a pretty hard watch.

>>82296129
>Other comedians do it too.
I don't think Corden or Fallon or Kimmel or Meyers would touch it.

>Two and a Half Men didn't make sex jokes about women...?
don't some kinda consider the Charlie Sheen era of that show kinda creepy in retrospect?

>I'm saying that isn't what Colbert's joke was playing for. He was playing for ridicule by using the assumption that a man giving another man oral sex is inherently a submissive act.

I think we'd both agree that the joke is trash, but I don't think it's fair to assume that a guy who's openly expressed support for the LGBT community is now trying to get a cheap joke out of antiquated views of gay people. On the other hand, it's totally fair to assume that he's trying to get a cheap joke out of Trump sucking up to Putin.

>>82296223
>but I don't think it's fair to assume that a guy who's openly expressed support for the LGBT community is now trying to get a cheap joke out of antiquated views of gay people
Oh, well, if he has a black friend, he can't be racist or say something racist!

Wait, didn't Colbert mock this sort of stupid excuse repeatedly? Yeah, I seem to recall something like that. Really makes you think.

>>82294903
Somebody get this hothead outta here!

>>82296172
>Yeah, Trump's going to absurd lengths to please Putin, like sucking his dick! Isn't that absurd, sucking another man's dick?
yes, putting penises inside mouths is really weird on paper, as are most sex acts -- it's why they're funny to talk about
> Yuck! Just makes me sick! What a weak man! Hell, he's not even a man if he's sucking men's dicks!
where did this second half come from

>Oh no, just pointing out how "absurd" and "silly" Colbert was when it came to pleasing his priests and his God. Isn't it funny?
yes, abuse in the catholic church is a comedy goldmine

>>82294859
Dude cocks lmao

drumpf suck dicks hahaha :D

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>>82296248
stephen colbert has never miscommunicated a joke and, without context of intent, made it seem like something far worse than it was!

>Trump is in bed with Russia
>Trump is risking WW3 by antagonizing Russian allies
Choose one.

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>>82296259

>abuse in the catholic church is a comedy goldmine

It kind of is though. Many fine jokes have been told about it.

>>82296259
>where did this second half come from
The original joke. The joke is Trump is weak and submissive to Putin because he performs oral sex on him like a little gay wuss unlike us real men who grab women by the pussies!

>>82294859
So can I insult people by calling them gay again? Is is acceptable again now?

>>82294859
>that pic
did he really say that?

>>82296290
being submissive in a sexual context doesn't make you a weak person

>>82294859
what the fuck was his problem?

>>82296289
Again, it's all about the target. You can call Trump gay and get laughs, but don't you dare say the same of Bernie! You can mock sex abuse in the Catholic church, but don't your dare say anything bad about Islam!

It's not what you say but who you say it about.

>>82296223
>I don't think Corden or Fallon or Kimmel or Meyers would touch it.
It's unlikely they would have made a "cock holster" joke either.

>don't some kinda consider the Charlie Sheen era of that show kinda creepy in retrospect?
Meaning what, that CBS doesn't make sex jokes about women? I'm sure it's done in the Big Bang Theory too.

>I think we'd both agree that the joke is trash, but I don't think it's fair to assume that a guy who's openly expressed support for the LGBT community is now trying to get a cheap joke out of antiquated views of gay people. On the other hand, it's totally fair to assume that he's trying to get a cheap joke out of Trump sucking up to Putin.

But he is making a joke riding on antiquated views of gay people. How is it possible that he publicly supports LGBT and makes a joke like this? It's called being a hypocrite, something that we see from the media constantly.

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>>82296317
There's nothing inherently submissive about sucking dick, and Colbert's joke is that Trump is weak because he sucks Putin's dick, which is inherently homophobic, even if he's said nice things about the gays before.

>>82294925
tv is pol-lite

>>82296285
>one joke was taken out of context, therefore EVERY joke is taken out of context
Say that to yourself the next time you go after a comedian for saying the "wrong thing," please.

>>82296328

it was Voltaire who said "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." Or in this case, make fun of.

>>82294859
took me like 5 minutes to read the whole thing from all the laughter.

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>>82296334
>It's unlikely they would have made a "cock holster" joke either.
perhaps

>Meaning what, that CBS doesn't make sex jokes about women? I'm sure it's done in the Big Bang Theory too.
networks tend to go really, really clean on jokes, and if sex is involved, it's really not a particularly heavy sex joke

>But he is making a joke riding on antiquated views of gay people. How is it possible that he publicly supports LGBT and makes a joke like this? It's called being a hypocrite, something that we see from the media constantly.
I mean speaking from personal experience, I don't think that the joke is intended to ride on antiquated views -- the joke rides on the absurdity of sex (as do most good sex jokes), and it's not being called a hypocrite, but at worst being called a poor communicator. It's not like Colbert hasn't royally screwed himself with poorly communicated, context-of-intent-needed jokes before. pic related

>>82294966
and you also stick where you pee in a whole that pees and bleeds.

>>82296378
But but but Trump is a dictator!

Or a "dick-tator!" Because he likes sucking dicks. Because he's a filthy homosexual. No homophobe!

>>82296376
i think i just argued that colbert isn't very good at communicating jokes. also i find it weird that you think you know me and my views on comedians and what a 'wrong thing" is.

>>82296415
>I don't think that the joke is intended to ride on antiquated views
But it does. The joke only works if "man sucking dick = weak." The punchline is "if you're a man and you suck a man's dick, congratulations, you're a pansy."

>>82294967
Use the catalog nigger

>>82296351
>nothing inherently submissive about sucking dick
generally the person receiving oral sex gains more pleasure out of the experience than the person giving oral sex but point taken

>>82294859
>making fun of the LGBT+ community
What the hell? I used to lke Colbert, but this is not right.

>>82296415
>networks tend to go really, really clean on jokes, and if sex is involved, it's really not a particularly heavy sex joke

Okay. My point is that sex jokes about women aren't off limits.

>I mean speaking from personal experience, I don't think that the joke is intended to ride on antiquated views -- the joke rides on the absurdity of sex (as do most good sex jokes), and it's not being called a hypocrite, but at worst being called a poor communicator. It's not like Colbert hasn't royally screwed himself with poorly communicated, context-of-intent-needed jokes before. pic related

The absurdity of sex? C'mon m8, let's get real. The intention of the joke was to drive home that Trump is submissive to Putin. What was the vehicle for this? Gay sex acts between men.

The media can throw gays under the bus as long as the ends justify the means.

>>82296499
the joke also works if "man sucking dick = absurd" -- "Donald Trump seems to really want to please Vladimir Putin beyond reason. It's almost like that thing in sex where someone puts a penis in their mouth in order to please the other person."

someone give me confirmation that colbert actually said that

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>>82294859
no trump isn't gay he just sucks dick in exchange for money/power

he's literally gay for pay. nothing wrong with that, it's just true. prove him wrong if you disagree.

>demeaning someone by comparing him to a homosexual
Funny how they won't see a problem with that

>>82296527
we're just going to keep going back and forth in circles about whether this is about submission or wanting to pleasure Putin. I doubt actual gays (self included) think this joke was some major homophobic strike.

>>82296542
No, it really doesn't work that way.

The statement he's making is that Donald Trump is submissive to Putin. Trump is Putin's slave. Trump is weak and Putin is strong. He conveys this by stating that Trump performs gay oral sex on Putin, equating "sucking a man's dick" with "being a weak little bitch." That's homophobic.

>>82294967
Because liberal sjw bullshit has infected television and movies. Any sane person would turn against it regardless whether you're from pol

>>82296602
that's not really an argument against my stance as much as you just reiterating your own stance over and over again

>>82296542
>"he'll do anything to please putin"
In other words, he's submissive to Putin.

>"even suck his dick"
In other words, if a man sucks a man's dick, he's a wimp. He's a pussy. He's not a real man.

There's no doubt about it: Colbert's joke was homophobic.

>its ok to use homophobic slurs when Dems do it!!!!

Why aren't animeposters calling him out on Twitter?

>>82296621
>Because liberal sjw bullshit has infected television and movies.
no it hasnt

>>82295771
Doggo nooooooooooooo

>>82296635
I don't get where "wimp/pussy" comes from "he'll even go as far as to place a penis in his mouth" other than you confirming to yourself what you already believe the joke to be about

>>82296628
When you say the same thing to me, I'm not going to say something new because what I said before is still right.

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>>82296599
Trump wants to pleasure Putin because he is submissive to Putin. But, yes, it isn't some major homophobic statement. What it is though is the shrill and moralizing media once again showing its true colors. They don't really give a fuck about a lot of this progressive nonsense they expect you to adhere to. It's all a means to an end.

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>>82296654
>I don't get where "wimp/pussy" comes from
From Colbert.

This isn't the first time Colbert has made a joke where he says that Trump is submissive and weak to Putin. Pic related.

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>>82296723
It's also not the first time he's portrayed them as gay in order to make fun of them. Problem is, that's homophobic because that joke only works if being gay is something bad or wrong (which I guess it is in Stephen Colbert's homophobic mind).

>>82296685
I'm tired of Colbert -- both in terms of his actual output, because it's not particularly funny anymore, and this board's overanalysis of everything he does. Obviously I'm included in that because I just spent like an hour defending him for a joke that makes no real difference to anyone.

>>82296767
it also works for the same reason kids mocking each other for crushes and K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a tree but i'm also not going to convince you of that

>>82296809
SNL made the same joke about Obama and Merkel -- Merkel seems to have a loving, sexually-tense relationship with Obama on that show -- especially since Obama left

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>>82296809
>but i'm also not going to convince you of that
You're not going to convince anyone of that, including yourself, because that's total fucking bullshit.

Stephen Colbert has a long, long history of making "homosexual!" the punchline for his joke, where the joke only works if being a homosexual is something wrong. From his gay jokes in Strangers With Candy, to the Ambiguously Gay Duo, to the Daily Show. In just about everything this man has done, he's used being gay as a joke, because to him, gay is funny because gay is wrong, and calling someone like Trump a homosexual is funny because it's a put-down. He is using "gay" as an insult, and that's homophobic.

>>82296906
yep, colbert really is a menace to the gay community -- i bet they're all so proud of you vicariously defending them from big old mean colbert

As a yuropoor it's really quite embarrassing watching America ridicule themselves like this. Seriously get your shit together and get some fucking class.

>>82295105
it's always been overrun by stormfags, just they used to be substantiated. The trump train came through and new losers jumped on and just pretended to be nazis because they were bored and it was funny.

>>82296949
Thank you very much for agreeing and admitting defeat in this 4chan /tv/ debate on the serious issues of our times. It takes a big person to admit they're wrong and stupid, and I'm glad you did. I'm really proud of you. I mean, if you think about it, it's almost like you just sucked my dick right now, and I'm not being homophobic when I say that. I mean that with the utmost respect to those degenerate gays.

>>82294859
>implying BLOMPF didn't just get blown the fuck out

So... GOMPF

>>82297087
and none of this was butthurt over the fact that colbert makes mean jokes about Donald Trump that, while not very good, still hurt your feelings so much :(

i'm glad that you decided to take up the mantle of gay rights in order to really prove that colbert is a bully and needs to stop being so bigoted in his ways instead of just calling colbert a crap comedian like everyone else and just moving on. so brave!

>>82297195
Look, dude, you can only suck my dick so much. Please, stop sucking my dick.

>>82294859
Why's he such a homophobe?

>BLINDER GUNPF

what did he mean by this?

>>82296602
and misogynistic.

>>82297257
Also true.

>>82297223
and as we've established, it's literally impossible for a man to *enjoy* sucking another man's dick! that would make that man a wimp pussy!

>>82294859
Funny, Sumner Redstone's Jewish cock has been up Stephen's asshole for quite some time now

>>82294859

Putting so much effort into a meme, very Reddit. This is how you do it:

>Drump is homo gay fag?

*laughter of left*

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>>82297287

donald scrumpf, lol

>>82294967
>kikes politicize TV
>politics winds up on a TV board

really makes my spaghetti noodles al dente.

>“When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all. Bazinga,” Colbert said.

WHAT DID HE REALLY, REALLY MEAN BY THIS?

>>82294925
>no government shutdown is a democrat get
since when did republicans become anarchists?

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>good old fashioned gay jokes aren't okay when a left-winger does it
Really doubles my standards

>>82294859
>dude trump sucks cocks xddd
How is this funny ? How is this a joke a professional comedian should make ?

This guy gets paid ?

DUDE I SUPPORT GAYS BUT STILL MAKE FUN OF THEM LMAO

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https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/859369319314198529

show me 1(one)(roman numeral I) example on youtube of when this happens

>>82298440
wow it's almost like opinions and threads on 4chan shape my entire reality

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The man who made a living by being a strawman makes money now by making strawmans arguments

hmnnn...just wow......

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>>82294859
is he implying theres anything wrong with being gay?

>>82295123
Pedoposting must stay. Always been here, always will be.

Political/Blacked threads have got to be 30 day bans minimum.

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Nothing like the smell of mad triggered /pol/tards in the morning. Keep up the good work, Colbert.

BLORP

>>82299129
>>>/b/

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>>82294967
We've anchlussed your board. You're welcome.

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>>82298132
Since they went full retard.

>>82294966
How autistic, and virginal, do you have to be to make this post?

>>82294967
you have this man to thank
http://observer.com/2017/04/why-4chan-isnt-buying-what-bill-nye-and-political-entertainers-are-selling/

>>82299195
t. POOPALD ZLORPF

>>82295591
Or maybe you're just homophobic...

>>82298509
I didn't see it on Youtube but there's videos of it all over Twitter.

https://twitter.com/ApeFroBoogie/status/859283766442958848

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>>82300133
why do Americans find this funny?

It's literally a political speaker calling his opponent names

>>82300194
Yeah but see instead of calling him dictator he called him a "prick-tator."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vflFYasVx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIviMYbW1Rc

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>>82294859
>>he wants to suck an old mans balls

>>82294859
is that new Southpark episode?

>>82294925
everyday he remains in office causes liberal tears and that alone is enough, the day he won was like looking at a salt mine at maximum production.

>>82301784
it's funny because we can all see that you're clinging to this because of what a shitty job he's doing

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DERNALD FLUMP

I HAVE COME FOR YOU

SURRENDER IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS OR YOUR WORLD WILL BURN

>>82301820
it's literally the only thing I've wanted, anything else is just a bonus at this point. Lets face it hillary wouldnt have done anything either might as well have fun while were crashing

>>82294859
Could you imagine Carson saying some shit like that?

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>>82294859
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
The final night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhFGO8R7aU

>>82300133
>>82300194
Hmm. Let's break down the jokes.

1) You're not a good president, President Trump.
2) You're fat, President Trump.
3) You're fat, President Trump.
4) You're fat, President Trump.
5) You're not smart, President Trump.
6) You're a body part that can be used for reproduction and ruler with absolute power, President Trump.
7) You're liked by people with political opinions most people disagree with, President Trump.
8) You're not liked by many people, President Trump.
9) You speak like you're a mentally disabled animal, President Trump.
10) You perform gay oral sex upon another world leader, President Trump.
11) There's another joke here but the audience drowns him out with shocked ohs like they got bused in from a 90's Jerry Springer studio and then video ends before he can make it, but I'm sure it was a real hum-dinger, President Trump.

I don't know. It's a bit funnier when they're broken down like that in an anti-comedy way, I suppose. The retard part and the faggot part at the end are a bit controversial, I guess.

Americans, what do you think?

>>82295084
>Even /v/ isn't this shitty.
/tv/ didn't bring in waves of cancer here by making the headlines in the news.

>>82301784
He's the greatest president in history for that reason alone. The ass pain, whining, literally making up bs reasons to hate him, proving their whole belief system is bullshit and more. Libtards are gonna have a 4-8 year long rage fueled seizure over trump, and i fucking love it.

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>>82294859
>Vladimir Putin's cockholster

KEK'd.

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ITT

>>82302162
at least they noticed how ridiculous their usage of 'triggered' was I guess

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>>82295771
Seems just about the best way to die.

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>>82302146
>leftists have to take random pictures of ugly people and make them political
Meanwhile, in reality...

>>82302212
Yep. Basically, they got so made fun of for it that they abandoned the whole "trigger" concept for the most part and now everyone uses it to just call each other butthurt and mad.

>>82302212
I don't think they did.

>>82302226
Isn't this a Batman villain?