Bill burr

>>82294109
Divorce

>>82294109
Div-
>>82294132
shit

>>82294109
hope he gets divorced so his podcast will be funny again.

>>82294109
Smith and Wesson retirement plan with all his money going to Nia

>>82294163
Kek

>>82294109
Divorce, Tax Evasion, another DUI

Bonus: Piloting a helicopter while intoxicated

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>>82294109
A second season of F is for Family followed by a divorce with his ugly sheboon wife. Just give us Patrice back.

Driving his shitty pick up truck off the santa monica pier

whys he selling his drum set ... that actually kinda sounds like hes in a bad ways financially. its either hes poor or its because Nia is bitching at him. wonder how much his netflix specials paid him.

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>married a black person

I'd marry Brittney White if she wasn't a whore

>>82294109

>find out about Louie C.K.
>like his stuff
>he becomes a huge unfunny FUCK

>find out about Bill Burr
>like his stuff
>he becomes sad and unfunny


Why?

>>82295103
manopause

>>82294109
had to sell his truck too

>>82295421
wtf why is he selling so much shit is bill in trouble?

shouldn';t he be getting paid for F is for Family?

wtf does nia even do for a living.

>>82294109
Watching anime, getting a waifs, and wondering why he ever bothered with the 3DPD.

>>82295441
he's not doing all this for money, he just does what Nia tells him to

>>82294109
Does he have the kid yet? If not, that's next and then he's trapped for the rest of his life.

>>82294510
and a lesbian, I assume.

EDDIE I WANT HALF

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?

Getting married doesn't make you unfunny. If anything it makes you funnier.

He's just old and used up and probably doesn't care anymore.

>>82295552
I WANT WHATS CUMMINTOME

>>82294109
Do you think having that much hair is JUST or him?

>podcast is still one of the best around
>pretend it isn't because he got married

Why are you so afraid of women?

>>82295752
>tried listening to it a few years ago
>constantly talked about the Boston Bruins

I think its just the age of SJWs that we are in

even dave chappelle was making jokes abiut lgbt and trump shit, and it wasnt funny.

>>82295752
>him ranting about sports, then doing ads is good entertainment
your IQ must be very low

NIGGUH GET ME A DAWG NIGGUH

>o-okay baby I don't really want one but here we go

NIGGUH *punts dogs* NIGGUH I AIN'T WANT NO PUSSY-ASS DAWG NIGGUH, I WANT A PITBULL

>o-okay sweedie, here's a pitbull, there, it beautiful, I love it

NIGGUH GET THAT FUCKIN MUTT OUTA HERE. BREAK IT'S FUCKIN NECK AND PUT IT IN A RIVER NIGGUH

>>82295441
Nia quite literally does nothing for a living. She finally has the "excuse" of being a mom so she's doing that now, but there were YEARS where all she did was live off of Bill's money while telling him what to do.

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>>82294109
WATCH IT BILLY

>>82294109

>Nia telling him that she gon take errthang if they ever get divorced
>Bill says that he doesn't need all that shit anyway

he literally knows that she is going to play him down the line.

i think he secretly regrets that marriage a lot now.

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>>82296470

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So ahhh, my wife left me. Took the kid. Took a bunch of my money, like they ALWAYS DO. What's up with that? Ladies? You wanna explain why you get our shit when you walk out? But ahhhh... You know something? I don't give a shit. DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT. Know why? Because I got two things out of this divorce that she can NEVER take away. I got material. You liking this so far? Ha ha ha... I got so much fuckin' material out of this shit, OH I can TALK ALL NIGHT. And I got my freedom. THAT'S RIGHT, OL' BILLY'S BACK. I got GROUPIES... BLOWIN' ME... 24 FUCKIN' 7, ALL WEEK LONG. I'm sitting in the new apartment there, I got a whisky in one hand, cuban cigar in the other, I got a chick blowin' me, and I got the game on. NO MORE REAL HOUSEWIVES. I'm watchin' FOOTBALL. I'm watchin' HOCKEY. She's watchin' THE KID, in a house that I KNOW is fallin' apart. I swear to God, you fix one thing, two more things break in that house. It's fucked up. I got an apartment that WORKS, and I can do whatever the fuck I WANT in it. So ahhhh you know what? I think I won. In every divorce there's a winner and a loser and it's usually the guy that gets fucked but ahhhhh not this time. I'm feelin' like a winner. How'd you like that, Nia? Yeah that's right you bitch I'm talkin' directly TO YOU, from a comedy stage. I know you're watchin' this you fuckin' GOLD DIGGIN' FUCKIN' WHORE. I WON THE DIVORCE. I WON. I got the dog back. You hear me Nia? Oh yeah, I got the dog. I got Cleo. I'm HAPPY. Are you happy you GOD DAMN homewreckin' PIECE of SHIT LITERAL COCKSUCKING CUNT WHORE?

>>82294109
This is why artists should just die of overdose when they're at their peak.

>>82295103
Because it's hard to be consistently funny. Also, people change. I bet you're different than you were 10 years ago. Louis CKs last special on Netflix was good though. Much better than Bill Burrs

>>82297270
RemindMe! 2 years

BREAK THAT FUCKING MUTTS NECK

>>82297492
>Because it's hard to be consistently funny.
He didn't just decline, he literally took a dive.

>>82297621
I agree Bill took a dive. But IMO Louis only declined

>>82297270
Holy shit I can only imagine

Please come soon

>>82295552
M'FUFU

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>>82295103
>find out about George Carlin
>love all his stuff from the late 80's onwards
>literally dies a month after
>mfw I never get to hear new material from the greatest comedian ever again

>>82297270
>>82298659
Daily reminder that Nia told him on podcast that if they ever get a divorce and he starts talking about it on his specials she will sue him.

She also refused his prenup.

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>>82297270
>women...aahh..women are...theyre just crazy, y'know?
>you could do everything PERFECTLY and she'd still find a reason to BITCH at you y'know?
>oh its BRUTAL
>but aahh..but I think I FINALLY found the solution to this aahh..problem
>I FOUND THE SOLUTION PEOPLE hahahah
>yeah so aaahh here's what you fellas out there..you..FELLAS hahah aaahh..young guys out there need to know right?
>just do everything she tells you to..just do it. EVERYTHING. TO PERFECTION.
>it's literally the ONLY way she doesnt have a foot to stand on when she COMES AT YA in that "ready to bitch the will to live outta ya" mood, y'know?
>I mean, yeah, alright, obviously she's gonna come up with SOMETHING to bitch about y'know fucking OBNVIOUSLY aaahh..
>but then you get to be all like "but honey, I did everything you asked for to perfection why are you upset?"
>AND THATS WHEN YOU KNOW YOU GOT'ER
>WHAT COULD SHE FUCKING SAY?
>WHAT. COULD. SHE. FUCKING. SAY.
>"I literally did everything you asked for, the way you asked for, in the timeframe you asked for, so what're ya gonna say? HUH?"
>FUCKING NOTHING "HONEY" YEAH hahahahah
>THATS what a REAL man does, thats how a REAL MAN OPERATES y'know YOU NEED TO STRATEGIZE hahah is tha even a word? anyway YOU NEED TO OUTSMART THE ENEMY hahahah Y' KNOW?
>aaahh what do I know, im just an idiot everybody, dont listen to me

>>82298776
>find out about Patrice
>he drops dead
>go back to listening to O&A
>they fall apart
JUST FUCK ME

>if they ever get a divorce
>divorce is a possibility in her mind
What a fucking bitch

>>82298841
Divorce is on every female mind. It's always an option. And it will be utilized if there's a profit in it.

>>82298776
Same thing with Robin Williams, Don Rickles, Patrice O'Neil, Bill Hicks, Opie and Anthony, Greg Giraldo, Richard Jeni and Johnny Carson.

>>82297270
Holy kek, is this you Bill?

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from Nia's blog

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MFW when ol Billy is getting exactly what he deserves for ingnoring everything he preached about.

>>82297270

Bill talks, but his actions are blue pill. He let's his girlfriend / wife call him an asshole and an idiot. I'd crack that bitch while recording.

>>82299024
>"can I finish my fucking point please?"
>"no"
>she starts her retarded rant while he stays silent
lmao

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>>82295103
At least CK still produces great TV shows. They're not FUNNY funny, but they're good. His stand up went to shit though

>>82298975
>MFW when ol Billy is getting exactly what he deserves for ingnoring everything he preached about.
Can we just start sending him emails like this? Not spamming, but just enough emails so that he ends up reading quite a few on his podcast.

I'm hoping we can do this for a month.

>>82294109
the front page

I think Bill Burr has a side to him that he doesn't want anyone finding out about: his submissive side.

Bill Burr comes from MA, where I come from, and people give you shit up and down the block if they get the slightest hint that you're a bitch in any way. I see it now:
>EY BILLY YA WIFE TAKE YA DICK AND FUCK YOU WITH IT YET?

I really think Bill Burr is submissive and secretly likes to be dominated by a female gorilla, generally and/or financially

>>82298975
Even more now that he's getting a dyslexic ginger baby on the way.
He'll be full JUST.

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>>82294109

Divorce.

1. She has repeatedly struck Bill in anger (Domestic Violence) but because she's a woman everyone gives her a pass. If Bill punched Nia a 10th of the times Bill has talked about being punched/slapped by Nia, he'd be in jail.

2. She is extremely negative and demanding. During her podcast appearances, it is sad listening to how "put-downy" she is on so much of what Bill says. Granted, that could be a bit of an act for the audience.

3. She forced Bill to get a dog, then made him get rid of it.

4. Bill expressed an interest in learning how to fly a small plane/helicopter and she told him no. It was such a fucked up thing Bill put it as a 5 minute bit in one of his recent specials.

5. In his specials, Bill talked about not wanting to get married, then in podcasts he talked about Nia pressuring him to get married, and hey, would you look at that, he's married despite half-a-decade of ranting against marriage.

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>>82294109
>>82295421
>>82295482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-6GuttRWGE

>>82298776
>Ranter
>Comedian

>>82299143
No shit. When a white man marries a black woman, he's not doing that because he's into the feminine charm of black women.He's doing it because he wants to be bitched around by a gorilla.

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B L A C K E D

>>82298776
this just happened to me with Don Rickles, except instead of a month it was only a few days

>>82299296
Maybe if he was a little more in control she'd be getting BLEACHED but Bill has been castrated too far

>>82294132
with no survivors

Pitbulls should be put down anyway.

>>82299236
Comedic rant. I love his bit on fat people where he describes America as a big mall.

>>82299296
He looks dead inside.

>>82298776
massively overrated

>>82299296
POTATOED

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>Wishing a fellow man to get a divorce and lose everything
I'm too old for this place

>>82299518
He just helped a nasty woman spawn an offspring.

>>82299518
Better to be alone than in shit company anon

>>82299518
/r/ing Louis Visits 4chan pasta

>>82299518
he already did

>>82299603
>Better to lose at least half your shit and your daughter because I don't like his wife

>>82295570
>Getting married doesn't make you unfunny. If anything it makes you funnier.

getting married increases estrogen/reduces testosterone; much more men are funny than women, and the funniest men are masculine; therefore testosterone is a better resource for comedy and as marriage reduces testosterone marriage reduces humour

qed

>>82299662
>he would not give away half of his money to not live with a black women and her mongrel kid
Huh

>>82295103

its you, you fucking jinx
stop liking comics
you just ruin them

>>82299686
Underage b&

>>82298782
That sounds like somebody who only married him for his money. She'll leave him within 3 years of having the kid. I'm calling it now.

>>82299732
Not that guy but he's right. It's not really about getting married, but having children and being a father DOES reduce your testosterone.

And testosterone is tied to risky and active behavior. A man is more prone to going out on stage, bombing and trying again until he improves his material. High estrogen means higher anxiety and insecurity, which is why women play it safe and don't even try.

>>82299732
i wonder what kinda mental illness you have

>>82299796

Ahh yes, it's the so-called "testosterone" that makes people funny...

Checkmate women!

>>82299796
>>82299686
LOL you don't get to give advice any more kids. Back to /fit/ dyels.

>>82298782
>Daily reminder that Nia told him on podcast that if they ever get a divorce and he starts talking about it on his specials she will sue him.

i just did a huge law paper on confidentiality in famous peoples relationships

she'd never win in america where freedom of speech exists. so long as he doesn't lie and defame her he's good.

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Funny how Burr, by all means a B list celebrity with a good bit of money and opportunity to make plenty more has a terrible relationship with his wife. Keeps her last name, gets rid of the man's dog, who if you see the stand ups Burr clearly loves, and has a clear chip on her shoulder and jealously towards her free meal ticket. Nia is fucking terrible and I tend to give the spouses of Celebs a wide berth.

And before you say it's because she's black no, my GF is black and she's not SJW at all, nor does she try to tell me how to do my job. She actually tried to do Master/Slave play but we couldn't go ahead with it because our acting was hilariously bad.

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>>82294109
It's time to pay respects if he wants more work in entertainment. In either case I foresee him kneeling before a Jewish person to energize his career.

>>82298933
>literally already going limp wristed
The signs were there.

>>82299850
Marriage And Fatherhood Linked To Lower Testosterone Levels
Date:
October 11, 2007
Source:
University of Nevada
Summary:
Marital status and paternal responsibility may have a significant effect on levels of testosterone and other hormones in men, according to two new studies. Hormone levels differ significantly not only between fathers and non-fathers, but also between single men and men involved in long-term marital relationships. Monogamously married men had significantly lower morning and afternoon testosterone levels compared to their single counterparts of similar age.

Now consider whether the funniest comedians are men or women: Men. Now consider whether the funniest men are masculine or feminine: Masculine.

QED

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>>82294109
Let me have your attention for a moment.

'cause you're talking about what - you're talking about, bitching about that shitpost you shot, some son of a bitch don't want to give (you)s, somebody don't bite what you're baiting, some janitor you're trying to trigger, so forth. Let's talk about something important.

>>82299853
>She actually tried to do Master/Slave play but we couldn't go ahead with it because our acting was hilariously bad.

...why act

>>82299825
I didn't say inherently funny. Read it again.

>>82299850
It's true though. Testosterone influences you to be more proactive/dominant/open to risk. Most bikers are male because it's much more dangerous than just driving a car. And most women who DO ride bikes (like 14%) are usually tomboy lesbians with higher testosterone than your average woman.

>>82299912
I think where your argument falls flat is when you compare doing stand-up to riding a motorcycle because they're both risky. I am very aware of the benefits of testosterone.

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>>82299773
She also refused to take his last name.

>>82299912
>Testosterone influences you to be more proactive/dominant/open to risk

I completely agree with that statement.

>>82299949
Both involve risk. Risk of bombing and being an embarrassment. You improve your craft by doing it constantly. The fear of bombing prevents some from continuing.

This is why women wait for guys to ask them out. Being rejected hurts.

>>82299369
Nah, he's just a ginger.

>YES DEAR

What a pathetic, pussy whooped, limp wristed, low t, faggot

I'll be glad when she leaves him and takes most of his money, and he eventually falls into alcoholism

>>82299958
Man, she's definitely going to leave his ass.

>>82299958
is a kept woman some kind of slave play thing? like you keep your slave?

>>82299518
>foreshadowing an event is the same as wishing and/or demanding it to happen
You're too young for this place.

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Check your privilege you whitey fuck.

>>82300060
No it's how the "I'm a strong independent woman who needs no man hear me roar" type refers to married women.

>>82299893
>Hormone levels differ significantly not only between fathers and non-fathers, but also between single men and men involved in long-term marital relationships. Monogamously married men had significantly lower morning and afternoon testosterone levels compared to their single counterparts of similar age.

jesus christ you need to take steroids just to be in a relationship

they don't just fuck with your money and time but your fucking biology

>>82296377
She sounds very empowered. Why doesn't she try to be a CEO? Isn't that what all the powerful, independent feminists want? To be a CEO? We NEED more female CEOs.

>>82295103

It is all your're fault. Stop liking stuff, fag

>>82300002
Again, another sound argument I cannot disagree with.

I think the person's only next argument is "over generalizing", which is what the entire premise is based on majority from the start, so that argument has no merit.
Personally I believe there are people here who simply do not like sound logic, or science, so their next course of action is to debate on over generalizations, or insult you.
Let's see what comes next?

>>82300129
I bet he said something like its cool how you and your kid are different and she pressed him and he said you know like your skin? and then she went full autism because you're not allowed to notice that people look different anymore because that's racism

my friend is black and her daughter is white with red hair and freckles, its cool

>>82300002

why do you think his new material will reduce the risk of him bombing?

>>82299853
>B List
He's a standup comic and only been in a handful of movies in a minor role
And he had to get rid of the dog because he's a psycho and the dog feeds off his enegry so you can't have a dog that kill a person in a few seconds and a little kid
Granted, Pitbulls are great dogs and great with children but why take the chance

>>82300072
The fuck is she jigabooing about?

>>82300129
>Colored is bad
>Person of Color is good
Am I missing something? Isn't that the same thing?

>>82300195
That may be true but did he need to ritually stab it then drink its blood?

>>82300072
imagine being so repressed you can't have a bit of racial banter with friends at a party without thinking you're undoing decades of undefinable progress in western society

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>>82300195
>Granted, Pitbulls are great dogs and great with children but why take the chance

Because he's Bill Burr and not being a little bitch has been his thing for years? Also he's definitely B list and has gotten offers to do bigger movies, he just hasn't done them. When I lived in LA being a D lister who did a Colgate commercial would get you laid - there is no question that Burr holds all the leverage in that relationship.
>>82299909
She wanted me to whip her but I couldn't resist yelling "YOUR NAME IS TOBY!"
>>82299858
Thank god Patrice didn't live to see this shit

>>82299296
>one of the most famous standup comedians in the country
>wrote for Chapelle Show
>classic o&a bits
>rich as fuck
>this is your wife
WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF JUST THAT SHOULDNT BE POSSIBLE

>>82294109
how long are we going to talk about bill burr relocating his dog and drums? this thread is made multiple times every day.

i'm glad he's so popular here but jesus.

>>82300265
You're on the wrong site, buddy.

>>82300265
>he doesn't have a dog

quintessential British man over here

>>82299236
Carlin is great BUT his last HBO special was super-preachy and really more of a rant than a comedy special.

whatever, the man made like 2 dozen great specials before then and generally kicked ass until he got dusty.

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>Oh man I gotta talk about this... man.... HAHAHA... man listen... listen Billy Burr my friend. my confidant, this nigger i've known for DECADES --- you feel me? I know this little white boy. I gotta say something now and he's not gonna like it but fuck it HAHA this nigger has gone and internalized that white guilt self hate woe is me boo hoo hoo shit SO FUCKING HARD that he married the MOST OBNOXIOUS BLACK SISTER EVER. EVER. PERIOD. I would not fucking listen to ONE WORD from soul sister running her mouth. I can't deal with it. Bill knows when I'm around not to bring her around. The shit she says, man. Man I can't believe it. HAHAHAHA BILL YOU SAD FUCK YOU MISERABLE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Ah man

>>82300247
Personally I believe truth, honesty is the best way to combat anything. People don't like it, it causes "controversy" but in the end it remains irrefutable, and respected.

>>82300309
Carlin was funny but he inspired the "Clapter" epidemic where Comedians, who are supposed to be subversion, just said popular opinions.

Carlin is especially annoying since his rheorhic is basically saying "EVERYONE IS STUPID - except for us, audience members;)"

>>82300224
It's the language and the interpretation of it. I'd guess "Colored" feels dehumanizing because anything can be colored. A thing is colored.

"Person of Color" has "Person" in it first which basically feels like a disclaimer.

>>82300265

you clearly haven't read the thread if you think that's all that was discussed.

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>>82300315

>>82298829
Watching O&A end in misery and destruction for pretty much every person involved is irl kino

>>82300002
Do you have a fear of public speaking? I guess i just don't get embarassed that easily, maybe that make me high test? That would actually explain a lot.

But anyways that said I probably wouldn't want to ride a motorcycle, they're so uncomfortable.

>>82298776
>>82300309
I could never get into Carlin, he was always preachy to me. I just didn't find it funny to have this guy tell me shit I should believe.

>>82300224
SJWs and women don't operate by logic, only by feels.

Part of it has to do with politics - there's a clip of Burr talking about how impressive it was that Trump won(and how absurd) on Conan, but Conan shuts him up real quick and you see Burr toning it down.

After the election it seems the Late Night Circuits got really keen on having one universal message.

>>82300345

> Carlin is especially annoying since his rheorhic is basically saying "EVERYONE IS STUPID - except for us, audience members;)"

So... reddit, the comedian?

>>82300315
tfw not sure if real or not

>>82300309
>>82300345
>>82300394

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzvm8k5kSjs

A great early Carlin routine

Are people just making shit up about bill now and hoping no one notices?

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>>82300407
Here's a literally plebbit the comic image that sums up Carlin's later years

>>82300418
Impersonation is my skill lad

>>82300394
yeah he can get like that but if you can open with pussy fart jokes you know you are pretty good

>>82300446

hi nia, care to enlighten us on what posts have been fabricated?

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>>82300440
>great

>>82300507
he didn't kill his dog

he didn't sell his truck

he didn't sell his drum set

>>82300345
>"EVERYONE IS STUPID - except for us, audience members

To me that sounds more like Bill Maher than George Carlin. There was a bit more cynicism in George Carlin that had to do more with Americans being slaves to consumerism, but at times he used consumerism to defend religious opposition as a joke.

>>82300564
false
false
false

>>82300564
he paid someone to kill his dog

he paid someone to steal his truck

he paid someone to destroy his drums

>>82300358
what about coloured person?

>>82300588
fuck off liar

>>82300588
I haven't listened to the podcast for about 2 weeks, but he definitely didn't kill his dog you cunt. As far as I know he is still playing drums too.

>>82300564

even if that is true she still a b word lol

see >>82299208

burn the coal pay the toll

>>82300633
you're just saying that because you're a virgo

>>82300602
I'd put that in between those two terms. On a scale of offense. "Person of Color" starts with "Person" which sounds more respectful because it's first and foremost. "Colored" is dehumanizing. "Colored person" indicates that being colored is more important than being a person.

>>82299208
>1. She has repeatedly struck Bill in anger (Domestic Violence) but because she's a woman everyone gives her a pass. If Bill punched Nia a 10th of the times Bill has talked about being punched/slapped by Nia, he'd be in jail.

Yeah that shit is unacceptable. Anyone who tolerates being abused in any capacity is fucking retarded and unworthy of any respect. Bill is a beta.

>dog was a psycho rescue that couldn't be around people
>drums are annoying as fuck

Good decision to get rid of them.

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>>82300653

while that may be true, i'm definitely not jealous of bill's predicament

>>82300564
hesaid he sold the truck on his last roggan podcast m8

>>82299208
>She has repeatedly struck Bill in anger
Source? I definitely wouldn't put it past her though.

>>82300666
nice trips but wow you're a pussy if you think a woman "hitting" you is abuse

>>82300640
for men it's: drill the oil suffer the turmoil

>>82300692

his podcast

>>82300674
yeah if it were 'decisions'
they were orders

>>82297492
His last special was the worst one yet. He's my friends favorite comedian and he didn't laugh once at it. Also "hurr 2 people in the audience liked that funny noise ill just keep making it over and over again" was amateur as shit.

>>82300692
>>82300721
>podcast
His special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93SRLlKzQ_w

>>82300698
its not about how much it hurts you fucking retard, its the act in itself

>>82300698
wow you're a beta if you think anyone laying their hands on you without your consent isn't abuse

glad some of us aren't bitches and don't get attacked and have to justify it though

feels good

>>82294109
ALIMONY

...what kind of drums?

I like to think he got rid of the dog so when she ebony she-devil leaves him she can't take away the one thing he loves.

but he's cucked so its wishful thinking

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>>82300681

>>82300698
desu it's more about the disrespect instead of a pain

In any way it's "get out of my fucking house" material.

>>82300814

BREAK THAT FUCKING DRUM SET OVER THAT FUCKING DOGS SKULL BLEED THAT FUCKING DOG TO DEATH

>>82299208
1) who cares she's a fucking woman. MGTOW are the biggest vaginas i swear
2) again who gives a shit
3) this may be true, we'll never know who made the call
4) he already flies a heli so i don't know where the fuck you got this from
5) men get lonely

>>82300195
Pit bulls are fucking murder machines, don't believe the propaganda.

>>82300809
>wow you're a beta if you think anyone laying their hands on you without your consent isn't abuse
it's his fucking wife, jesus. i wouldn't expect you kissless virgins to understand, just accept my word. bill is not getting abused because he's not a pencilneck dweeb.

>>82300852
>Men are betas for not wanting to get hit but I'm an alpha cause I get lonely

is this stockholm syndrome faggot serious?

>>82300852
>JUST beat my shit up senpai, haha it doesnt hurt

>>82300819
That's retarded.
>HAH, you can't kill me if I kill myself first
>I win *jumps over railing*

>>82300852
White knight to the rescue! Being nice definitely yields pussy!

>>82300852
>it's a "hole thinks her opinion is worth something" re-run
who watches these?

>>82300666

TRIPS SPEAKS THE TRUTHS!!!!!!

>>82300962
It's an acquired taste.

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>>82300852
lad...

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>No girl has ever hit you and you've never had to justify to yourself it's fine because you're over 6ft and lift and give off an aura that you'd hit back and it'd be debilitating

>>82295103
REEEEEE STOP LIKING THINGS

> give off an aura that you'd hit back and it'd be debilitating

not quite sure if that's a good thing but i'm leaning towards no

>>82300981
>giving off a creepy woman-beating vibe is cool
yeah i bet that gets you lot of pussy fat boy

:^)
>>82300978
>>82300962
>>82300938
>>82300909
>>82300895
>literal vaginas

>>82294109
>Whats next for his career?

divorce
financial ruin
return to prime form
years of comedy gold
eventual suicide

This >>82301072 is that one guy. You know the one. The one that always followed some cunt in high school and she was hitting him as a comedic act while he smiled like a doofus.

>>82301060
>>82301072

Girls are very attracted to guys who can handle themselves. You wouldn't know. You're the kind of guy they hit for fun.

One gives off predator vibes the other prey; pussy will hit a prey male but not a predator.

>>82300315

Daily reminder your God Patrice let his girlfriend had threesomes with other dudes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QOQNcpuiA

>>82301195

> You're the kind of guy they hit for fun.

I'm the kind of guy who wouldn't hang out with someone like that. You're the kind of guy who would, as long as they don't hit YOU.

>>82301231
To be fair he also fucked other women in that relationship. Nobody can deny that he was a kinky motherfucker.

>>82301231
>your God Patrice
overrated, cocky, know-it-all

>>82300129
Fucking black oompa-loompas triggered by every fucking name.

>>82294221
Rest in piece a patrice you unhealthy ass fucker

>>82300129
you know i saw a real beast of a woman say "nigger" really loud in a kinkos once, that's obviously racist. i don't think "colored" is so bad especially for someone who maybe was raised in the south or bible belt.

at any rate it doesn't warrant a dozen tweets.

>>82294109
Why is he selling his drumset?

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>>82301265
>P-Patrice wasn't a cuck, honest
>Letting other dudes fuck your girl gang bang style is the patrician choice

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>Patrice
>Patrice-ian
>Patrician

>>82300821
Hahaha these memes are why we are here forever

Shitty dad stand up probably.

He said he'd never do it. Just like he said he'd never get married. Like how he said he'd never have a kid.

>>82294109

Hey everybody, look who it is it's old ZIP-

Didnt get through his last special , i shut it off when he started to drag out the cruise culling

>>82294132
for the sake of the comedy I hope you're right

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>>82299853
Dilbert man has his life together

>>82299518
see you tomorrow

>>82300564
>he didn't sell his drum set
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1970-LUDWIG-Green-Sparkle-owned-by-Bill-Burr-/192140779134?ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

>>82298782
Bullshit
She didn't say that, you liar.
Come at me. I've been listening since he was recording on his cellphone with the shitty quality.

>>82299202
You really gonna talk shit about an innocent newborn, man?
You don't see the irony of this statement?

>>82295103

Because you spend too much time in this place

>>82299851
>in america where freedom of speech exists
you must be naive. it's literally 2017! freedom of speech is gone now

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>>82300836
Kek, all this Niaposting really activates my almonds

>>82302652
http://www.ebay.com/usr/pezzies?_trksid=p2047675.l2559

>>82295570
I thought pro-marriage shilling was exclusive to /pol/

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY BILL
SMASH IT RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING GINGER RETARD
NO PRENUP
NO REFUNDS

>>82299296
BLEACHED*

>>>82294109
>gave away his BULL
FTFY

>>82294221
I'm not /k/ but this triggers me so much

IS THAT DOG FUCKING BREATHING

>>82299216
How could you Bill, brings a tear to my eye.

>mr burr, normally in a divorce proceeding like this one, you would be expected to simply maintain the standard of living previously experienced by your wife and child.
>however, we have today heard shocking revelations, undeniably proven by these secret recordings, brought in by ms nia renee hill and made admissable as evidence by the privilege redistribution act of 2017
>on the 19th of august, at your home, you told ms hill that if she continued her extramarital relationship with one mr jim norton, you would, quote: "put her head through the god damn wall."
>this threat was clearly intended to maintain total control of a woman of african descent, control you exerted on no less than five occasions: having ms hill "fetch you a beer," demanding that ms hill "change the fucking channel," even requesting that ms hill "clean up once in a while."
>it is the opinion of this court that such domination of a person, by threat of violence, constitutes slavery, by the strictest definition of the term, the maximum punishment of which, and the sentence i will be passing over you today, is death by lethal injection
>*bangs gavel*

>>82303330
Man, /pol/ is really cucked.

>>82301743
He's selling A drumset; he probably has more than one like a lot of musicians who are serious about their craft.

He's always talking about having way too much shit.

>>82304641
He said it's his only outlet for anger.

>>82298792
It's sad that he actually said that.

>>82300247
I wish I could hear what Patrice would have to say about this

>>82300072
wtf is nina's problem?

>>82300129
Wouldn't the NAACP be offensive then?

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>>82302652

Dunno about the rest of the bullshit, but Nia did not make him give up his dog. It was as much his decision, and listening to himself debate it over the podcast, it's clear it wasn't thrust upon him. He knows it was for the best.

I don't understand, why fabricate bullshit to hate on Bill's wife?

>>82294221
If Bill could give up his life to bring back Patrice, you don't think he'd do it in a second?

>>82294221
>>82294221
I liked F is for Family.

>>82305359
HACK THAT DOG TO PIECES YOU WHITE FUCK

>>82305359
She pressures him into doing shit. Like marriage in the first place.

>>82298933
Why does Nia always bring up race? Can't she just love her husband without mentioning how she hates herself for loving a white guy?

>>82298933
What did she mean by this?

>>82299208
>During her podcast appearances, it is sad listening to how "put-downy" she is on so much of what Bill says. Granted, that could be a bit of an act for the audience.
Bill repeatedly makes it clear that he doesn't want her on the podcast. She inserts herself into it so that she can shut down things he says that she doesn't like.
For fuck's sake, even when she's not on the podcast she'll listen in and get fuming mad, then insist she appear next time to bring up whatever petty issue she wanted to rant about.

>>82305557
Because she is racist

>>82299518
We only want the best for billy burr, sadly a divorce is better than his current situation.
Nia always get all of his shit in every hypothetical situation because it's the american judicial system after all.

>>82299686
>getting married increases estrogen/reduces testosterone
Source? I'm assuming it's more about living with a woman than the act of getting married, correct?

>>82305557
It's a Soul Sista

>>82300072
I never know whether to read up or down

>>82300129
Is someone listing their middle name on twitter a sure sign they're full of themselves?

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>>82305310
7.5k for a drum set?

and I thought guitars that went for 3k were expensive as fuck

>>82305856
Do you think Nia has yelled at Bill while he was playing that sweet Ludwig set?

>>82300981
congrats on giving off an aura that you'd beat women dude

>>82305734
>>82299893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZP2gsS5VQ
1:50
>nia: you coddle a lot of ignorant assholes in the name of comedy..and Im SICK OFF IT

Oh Billy...Im sure the uppity, feminist, nigress will change HER mind though, in the long run Bill, just wait it out mayne, its gonna happen, while you evidently grown more soft and lost your edge but she has grown even MORE militant after having your mongrel, shouting at people at pools cause they refereed to her as "colored" instead of "person of color"

"nia TALK ABOUT FUCKING GORILLAS ON YOUR NEXT SPECIAL OR ELSE renne *hill*"

>>82294109

Divorce and a second golden age.

>>82305981
>"nia TALK ABOUT FUCKING GORILLAS ON YOUR NEXT SPECIAL OR ELSE renne *hill*"
I unironically wouldn't be surprised if he defended BLM in his next special.

>>82305971
A growing body of evidence, almost entirely from North America, has found that male testosterone levels are positively associated with mating effort (male-male competition and mate-seeking behaviour), while lower testosterone levels have been associated with affiliative pair bonding and paternal care. To expand the cross-cultural scope of this research, here we investigate variation in salivary testosterone levels among Chinese men in relation to marital and parenting variables. One hundred and twenty-six men drawn from a Beijing university setting between the ages of 21 and 38 completed a questionnaire and provided both morning and late afternoon saliva samples from which testosterone levels were measured. The 66 unmarried men had slightly higher levels of testosterone than the 30 married non-fathers, but this difference was not statistically significant. However, the 30 fathers exhibited significantly lower testosterone levels than both unmarried men and married non-fathers. Among married non-fathers, marital relationship quality was not significantly related to testosterone levels. Among married fathers, men with children aged less than 4 years of age did not have lower testosterone levels than men with older children. These data are the first outside of North America to show lower testosterone levels among fathers, and lend support to the theoretical view that male testosterone levels differ according to mating and parenting effort.

>>82297530
This is the most reddit post I've ever seen here.

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>>82305897
She probably wanted him to play some coon tunes, but Bill just wanted to paradiddle some Motley Crue instead.

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>>82306088
Men who became partnered fathers then experienced large declines in waking (median: −26%) and evening (median: −34%) Testosterone

>>82300129
isn't colored the word sjws use when they don't want to say black? or there0s a new one now?

>>82306191
>forced to play on a Drum Workshop set after selling his Green Ludwig one

Sad!

At least Dave Chappelle is making specials again. Fuck the fact that most of his newest one is reused material, I'm happy I can see the guy.

>>82295441
Professional nigger

>>82306312
>Professional nigging
FTFY

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>>82306243
>He doesnt play tama

>>82294132
This would be so epic.

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>>82306243
>>82306388
Pfft. Not rocking the Toontrack EZDrummer 2.

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>>82298776
>find out about Bill Hicks
>mfw been dead for 20 years

>>82295421
And bought a brand new Jaguar...

>>82305981
>can I finish my point
>"no"
wew lad

>>82300072
Jesus fuckin Christ dude bill what did you do

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>>82305897
>IT'S BAD FOR THE BABY, BILL!!!

>>82300129
I love how we don't know what happened prior to this

>>82300190
Sounds about right

>>82300315
Somebody PLEASE email this to Bill

>>82294132
Yes fucking please, divorced Bill would be amazing

>>82300852
You're a fag who's never actually been with a woman

Comedians are the lowest form of entertainment.

>>82305557
Black woman is racist, total shocker

Does Bill exclusively wear MeUndies?

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>>82297270
he really is retarded all he ever talked about was how fucked up marriage was and how men get fucked in divorce.

>gets married anyway.

>to a black woman.

>>82294109
Wouldn't it be funny if he got a divorce and transformed into a huge racist

>>82308100
he's got a mongrel kid and a fucking huge chip on his shoulders from his "racist" family, no way that shit is happening

Has anybody seen his netflix show?

>>82308574
I did, it was shit. Bill's voice and demeanor doesnt translate well at all on animation. Especially one which doesnt look like Bill at all.

This coming from a guy who spends his time watching his specials (not the last one) and his late night shows interviews on repeat, over and over and over and over and what the fuck am I doing with my life

>>82304335
You're not alone. Why do they do this? It's like something my dog would find funny

>>82299851
>Woman vs. man being sued, in a divorce in 2017 U.S.A.
>He's not only white, she's also a minority
I like your optimism but by God the deck's stacked

>>82309283
>Bill's comedy became safer because he now has something to lose
God damn this is some high octave pottery.

Does Nia make him urinate with the seat down?

>>82299208
6. Women's brain changes before, during and after pregnancy (for like 2 years). They go even crazier than usual and Nia was a huge cunt to begin with.