Why don't you have a seat?

Sure. What do you want to talk about?

Sure, what's up bro?

great thread op

>>82293444
Where'd you come from?

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>>82293423
Pls Chris, I just came here to hang out, I swear!

>>82293423
Why dont you just fuck off, im just here to meet a friend

Getting my ass kicked.

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*unsheathes katana* ENTRAPMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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GET DOWN ON THE GROUND

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>>82293423
Take off your pants Chris

>>82293423
>grabs the seat and moves out

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>>82293440
>>82293444
>>82293467
>>82293484
>>82293490
>>82293523

What are up doing in those thread with underaged girls who wear questionable clothing?

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>>82293586
I have arrested development due to childhood abuse. Seeing innocent children reminds me of the pain but brings me happiness at their happiness.

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>>82293423
>Why don't you have a seat over here?
>"Uh alright. Do you want some pizza."
>Yes I think I will have a slice

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>>82293586
d-do you even have any evidence i clicked at those threads?

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>>82293630
>>82293713

Here's an example of your posts

>OMG I want to *blank* her *blank*

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>>82293713
I have the chatlogs right here

>>82293768
Nah, man. My hamster ran on my keyboard and wrote that shit

>>82293768
tickle her tummy is not a crime

>>82293768
I loved it how Chris used to read out the chatlogs while the pedo was trying to explain himself and then out of nowhere Chris asks "Do you do anal?"

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>>82293784
I didn't actually mean it I swear

>>82293423

YOU CANT CATCH ME HANSOn

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>>82293768
it actually said:
>OMG i want to fix her computer

Because she had computer virus, I swear

>>82293713
Or saved any pictures

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>>82293789
>>82293803

>I wish I was ther right now
>I'm usually bigger down here
>I want to lick you

It's not looking good for you

>>82293888
Square up, Handsome. That little girl consented

>>82293484
IM GOING TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE FOR JOURNALISM BRO

admit it /tv/, this guy could have been any one of you.

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So you're just here to "dance" with a 12 year old girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2RzNTH_ypk

>>82293423

WHY DON'T YOU YOU SICK FUCK

>>82293988
parody's of TCAP suck because it can never be as funny or likable as the real show

If the messages the decoys in the show sent said they were over 18, would they still be implicated just for showing up?

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>>82293423
I came looking for mans butt. Oh I know who ya are Chris Hansen. See I call ya Chris Handsome. I watch yo tv show all the time. So you can go ahead and bring out all them cameras and them police thats waitin' outside, it don't make me no different.

Now, I tell you what. I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice way, the choice is yours

>>82294062
All the decoys specifically said that they were under 18, multiple times in fact. Some of the pedos even tried to get them to verbally say they were overage to try and protect themselves

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>Chris finds the japanese tv shows folder

What happened to Hansen vs predator? They just stopped releasing episodes but I thought they were still more arrests they hadn't shown yet.

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>>82293768
B-but I really did want to protect her smile.

>>82293423
What if the child consents tho?

>>82294390
In America, anyone under the age of 18 cannot legally give consent. There was once a case of an 18 year old being sent to jail for having consensual sex with his 17 year old gf.

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>>82294437
But what if the child is one my sex slaves who almost escaped and almost violated the nap almost killing me?

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That episode with pedo gay rabbi who thought Chris was FBI is the best thing ever.

I never seen more "my life ended" expressions.

>>82294477
oy vey i'm glad (((they))) shut it down

fedora epi now chris

Did they ever catch anyone who was underage?

Like I can't believe there hasn't been at least one horny 17 year old who went to a house?

Just a reminder that multiple cases were thrown out because of entrapment. All of them should have been really, but the half decent lawyers managed to prove entrapment MULTIPLE times.

Makes you think.

>>82294551
Actually they were all brought to the full extent of the law, convicted, and sentenced. No one of them get off. Most are still doing time.

>>82294656
>No one of them get off.

the beach guy literally got off bruh

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>>82294748
cos he was on his way to the beach (duh).

>>82294546

When they get some nudes from a horny 16-17 year old, does that mean

>That the predator hunter became the predator ?

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After watching this show, I'm so grateful that I'm attracted to older women and not the other extreme.

>>82293768
I'm not gonna lie, chris. I had the dirtiest thoughts while reading the thread.

>>82294299
I wanna see fedora guy already

>>82294437
>living in America
AoC is 16 here bud, I can hypothetically fuck as many high school sluts as I want
Except I can't because I'm a fucking loser on /tv/

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>still no fedora ep
why?
why leave us hanging like that Chris?
You know it was the one ep we were all waiting for

>>82294748
He ended up dying before being convicted so he's an exception.

>>82295114
>those smooth moves
>that classy dress up
10/10 would let him marry my daughter

>>82295114
>I was born in a small village

>>82294656
Ignorant faggot.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/dateline-catch-a-predator-case-223775

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>>82295114
It's bullshit. The last two dudes finished their trials, so I don't know what he's waiting for.

>>82295148
>Roisman's is the only case that went to trial; the other 28 men pleaded guilty.
kek nice odds
He also ended up getting busted for the same thing a few years later and was found guilty. They're all found guilty sooner or later.

>>82295220
>Gentile

hehe, stupid goy

>>82295296
That's nice to know, but don't change the goalposts.

>>82295317
*move

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>In the Finale of Hansen vs. Predator, Chris will shoot up a Hollywood child sex trafficking ring

>>82295296
You'd think he'd learn after the first time

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>>82295354
>tfw he catches the cunnybot

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>>82295354
>implying it isn't all a ploy by them to satisfy the righteous rage of people at pedos by targeting pretty harmless retards while they keep having underage sex parties
Good goy

>>82295382
Um, he was acquitted of that, hater.

>>82295595
>acquitted twice
Third time's the charm

I'm shocked no pedo lunged at Chris Hansen with a knife, or other weapon. Also

>that episode where the pedo brought his young son along

For what purpose?

>>82295681
insurance

>>82295681
to have his son fuck the girl while taking pictures of them and jacking off. are you new to the internet or something?

>>82295818
>a pedo and a cuck
Everyday we stray further from God's light.

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>>82295663
>Third time's the charm
Actually the 2nd time was. Other dude is lying. Then so were the 3rd and 4th times as well. All these dudes end up being lifetime criminals/

>>82295856
Voyeurism =/= cuckoldry

>>82296070
Well what if he was fucking his son as well?

See, didn't think of that, did you?

>>82295220
10 yrs for roleplaying with 18 y.o. as if she's a minor? USA!

>>82295114
man, that's scary