Terrible Box Art/Posters

>>82290697
thats not real

>>82290710

https://www.amazon.com/Apollo-13-Pop-Art-Blu-ray/dp/B01FUYRK44/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1493704375&sr=8-1&keywords=apollo+13+pop+art

Oh?

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>>82290710
I got bad news for you

>>82290697
>>82290735
I cant stop laughing

>>82290735
>>82290753

why do they all look like they are staring at my dick in anticipation?

>>82290760

>Gary Sinese needs SIX buttons to keep his dick in

Confirmed for having the biggest rocket.

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>>82290697
thete are a handful

>>82290787

I'm so glad people started using my joke. It's all I could fucking see when this shit first hit /tv/

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It's subtle but mind blowing how fucking stupid this cover is.

>>82290697
inb4 Uma Thurman

>>82290831
That's my joke, friend. Back the fuck off.

>>82290697
hahahhahahahahaha

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80's = pink!

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Obligatory.

>>82290889

God I fucking hate the whole "neo-80s" thing that went on for a few years.

>>82290760
Houston, we've got a boner.

>>82290851
>movie about spiders attacking small town
>picture of small town
Brilliant

>>82290889
I like it

>>82290787
>>82290831
>Gary Sinese

Millennials everyone.

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>>82290697

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>>82290787
>Gary Sinese
He's not on that cover. That's Bill Paxton, RIP in peace.

>>82290889
Hah! I specifically bought this one because it reminded me of Vice City.

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>>82290866

>>82290936

It's a movie about a man who shits out a demon monster that rips people to shreds and then crawls back into his owner's ass...

... I don't know what a good cover that kind of movie would even look like.

>>82290916
I still live neo80s

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>>82290889
This is worse

>>82290753
jesus christ.

y tho?

>>82291200

Is this actually for the movie Tusk?

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>>82290697
Endless "period movie" jokes when that poster came out...

>>82291308
well that sure looks like a *period* movie

>>82291367
the joke
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your head

>>82290904

This will never not be funny.

>>82290734
>not liking based Marra

>>82290851
I remember a spider being front of the moon.
I'm certain there was.
When did the AI change it?

>>82291509
its not a movie about periods though, retard.

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>>82290734
agreed, not only does the comic-book style look awful, it doesn't fit the tone of the film. kitano's first few films are really surreal and somewhat hypnotic, yet, really serious and stark at the same time. the cover makes it look like a generic 80s action film.
the cover for boiling point is worse.

>>82292050

For the initial home release because Disney is fucking retarded.

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>make a movie saturated with 80s A E S T H E T I C
>cover makes it look like a cam-rip you find in a cambodian street market

>>82290851
Is it the absence of spiders?

>>82292248
>make a movie saturated with 80s A E S T H E T I C
actually anon, the almost complete lack of it is one of the things wrong with Drive.

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>>82292378

The lack of a spider, correct. This is the original.

>>82292419
THANK YOU! I was entering the Mandela Zone.

>>82292470
Please don't start this shit.

>>82292419
is this any good btw?

thinking of watching it

>>82290734
is this Ki(ta)no?

I want to see this

>>82292552
It's cheesy as hell, but it's fun. It does a pretty good job of tickling the phobia, too.

>>82292552

It's an excellent light horror movie.

>>82292552
classic 90's flick. Great mid day watch.

>>82290904
>tfw your dick is Fassbinder

>>82292643

I want to dick Fassbender.

>>82290697
>Hey Steve? We got a shot picked for the blu-ray cover?
>I had several but my hard drive took a shit and I lost them all.
>Fuck! You know they're starting print in an hour, right?
>I got this trace-job my autistic nephew did when he and my sister came by the office last week.
>Scan it in. It'll have to do.

>>82292119
I only bought those films for the covers.

>>82292552
yes. top tier spider kino. i fuckin hated spiders as a kid so this movie just preyed on me.

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You can see the wires on Li Mu Bai.

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Why did they make the cover look generic?
They should've used the theatrical poster instead, that's what they did on the DVD and the Widescreen LaserDisc.

why is kevin bacon's crotch covering so much smaller than everyone else's?

>>82293646
That is actually pathetic....

>>82294159
Looks like different suits. IIRC only two guys actually land on the moon while one stay in the ship.

>>82290851
I saw this when I was a kid and FUN is definitely the last word I would ever use to describe it.

>>82294798

What is that chin?

>>82290734
>not liking Benjamin Mara

Kinda embarrassing really

>>82293698
LITTLE

>>82296206
GREEN

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you ready to get buttfucked by jack?

>>82291055
there is no way this is real, what kind of porno would have a classy minimalist cover?

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>>82296540
fuck you, i was just going to post this, but at least put the effort into photoshopping a fucking case around it

>>82290799
Are you high? This is awesome

>>82296540
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Blade Runner thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Blade Runner poster, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking poster. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Blade Runner posterfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>82293646
>Bill did you finish the case for the crouching tiger hidden dragon dvd? deadlines today.
>ohh shit, uhh yea here it is *takes random screenshot from the movie*

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The Thing is one of the best horror but this poster...

It looks like a guy with diver helmet

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>>82290855

>>82296719
Disagree, don't want to give it away the plot by putting some monster on it. Part of the enjoyment was not knowing what exactly it would look like