how is this possible?

love

It's not. That's why it's funny.

The secret ingredient of all dry humor is incongruity, such as this.

>>82286475
It's a cartoon. That's how.

>>82286475
Adoption or Krabs like big women

>>82286475
consider the "mother of pearl".....

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Mr Krabs developed his pirate speak later in life

>>82286475
He got cucked.

>>82286475
It's a cartoon. But I'm sure the /pol/tards will be here talking about how it promotes interracial marriage.

>>82286475

Speciesmixing not even once

>>82286655
I think the implicatiin is krabs got cucked by the BWC.

>>82286475
a sponge fucked a whale krabs was seeing

>>82286475
Notice how there are hardlet any whales in the show?

He hunts and kills whales for the krabby patties, but spared Pearl out of guilt

>>82286655
Fuck off reddit cuck