So I went to watch this meme movie with my reddit family and

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So I went to watch this meme movie with my reddit family and some bitch-ass kids, and I just wanna say, this shit is fucking CRAZY.
This is the type of movie where the main character turns into Pacman for the final fight.
This is the type of movie where a spaceship is surrounded by a hundred other spaceships, so the guy sets up a thousand laser shooters on the side of the ship to shoot them, but they have no power, so a robotic blue bitch offers herself to power the things. As the ship explodes a thousand lasers she screams in mortifying pain as she's electrocuted.
This is the type of movie where some bitch crashlands a fucking entire SPACESHIP to kill some green whore, and then the whore fucking picks up the HUGE machinegun from the ship, and shoots back at it.
This is the type of movie where a ship warp-travels 700 times and the characters are shown distorted, bug-eyed and cartoonishly stretched as they go through it,
This is the type of movie where Kurt Russel turns into David Hasselhoff in the middle of an argument.
This is the type of movie where a manchild and an old man have a Man of Steel-style final fight inside the core of a collapsing planet as a million shit is happening and "The Chain" plays for the hypest moment of all time.
This is the type of movie where a little sentient tree-kid hands a severed human toe to some prisoners. Some minutes after being dipped in liquor and bullied by ugly space pirates.
This is the type of movie where the main character is raped by his dad's electro-tentacles and turned into a human battery.
I went in expecting the cookie-cutter shit from Marvel, I didn't get that, I didn't even get the usual standard quality they have. I just got complete fucking insanity, this huge clusterfuck of a movie.
James Gunn, you did it again you fucking bastard.
10/10