SPACE COP

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>>82283757
>Space Cop
>so fat he takes up a lot of space
Pottery

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I have nothing but a complete lack of surprise that Space Cop was a pathetic, abysmal failure of a film, and I have nothing but scorn and contemptuous laughter for the morons who have been supporting Red Letter Media for years with patronage. Laziness and lack of organisation will ALWAYS shine through, in the end.

Red Letter Media have based their entire schtick around "humorous irony" but this time, when they themselves were put to the test ("can YOU make a good film, with all your supposed knowledge about it?") their true colors shone through for all to see. I knew it would happen, of course. I knew it from the first time I decided to bite the proverbial bullet and attempt to view one of their videos on Youtube.

Hopefully as a direct result of this, one or more of the members of Red Letter Media will realise that they are, and have been, nothing but an abhorrent failure "half-assing it" through life, and put an end to it. Their life, that is. Now THAT I would give patronage to.

Make your suicides happen, Red Letter Media. It's the only chance at redemption you all have.

>>82283757
I think I laughed maybe twice during the whole thing. I mean you can't expect much else quality wise from a movie like this but I feel that they could have made it funnier and put more effort into the gags.

Who still watches Red Letter Media?

>>82283900
Dubs!

It's good if you're a fan of RLM. Can't imagine someone who isn't enjoying it.

>>82283757
There was more effort done in that poster than the whole movie

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>Production had a lot of trouble getting actors and extras, which explains why several parts are played by the same actors. This was even the case during the strip club scene when some of the dancers who agreed to show up didn't. Despite local flyers advertising free beer and strippers only four people turned up. The day was saved, following several failed audition sessions, when the group's only professional actor, Jocelyn Ridgely managed to get several actor friends together to fill out the important roles.

>>82284722
Did you intentionally get most of this information incorrect?

>>82283757
it exceeded all expectations of just how terrible a movie can be

Space Cop is a clinic in why small budget indie movies fail:
1) Start off with a shitty script that isn't a real script, it's just a satire of the industry, poking fun at the movie that they are pretending to make.
2) Get your buddies to star in it instead of getting real actors.
3) Absolutely shit production value, akin to an infomercial.
4) Put together an uninspired edit.
5) Make "totally awesome" poster because the actual movies sucks.

>>82284722
>Jocelyn Ridgely managed to get several actor friends together to fill out the important roles.
Kek no. She is a failed shitty local actor local to Milwaukee and her friends are shittier actors than her. Trust me, I know.

>>82284880
>Trust me
Well I certainly have no reason not to, anon!

>>82284761
>>82284880
I dunno. It's on the imbd page.

>>82284932
>>82284986
I live in Milwaukee and know all these jokesters first hand or second hand. Jocelyn is a shitty actor who used to get hired based on her looks. She is getting old and gross now, though. The Milwaukee scene, including RLM, is absolute cancer. It's the same group of about 25 actors who are all absolute shit. Anyone trying to make a movie is untalented and simply trying to make a caricature of a movie.

Can't say any more about myself, it will out me.

>>82285130
>I know these guys IRL, trust me!
Just fuck off, retard.

I couldn't make it five minutes into Space Cop before I shut it off.

>>82285130
>Can't say any more about myself, it will out me.
Then why say anything at all? It's not like you're providing any interesting or useful information. Just desperate for attention, I suppose.

You simply cannot make a good movie without at least 30 million dollars

>>82285130
>The Milwaukee scene, including RLM, is absolute cancer.
But RLM doesn't seem to associate at all with any kind of local "scene."

>>82285228
Just refuting information that anyone involved in the making of Space Cop is "professional." They are all people who's interest in filmmaking is that of a hobbyist. It was written by the three amigos (Jay, Mike and Rich) and made by a bunch of their friends and sycophants who they got to work for free.

>>82283757
It was so gritty. I was able to take it seriously.

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the chase scene was VERY cool

>>82285296
Except they do. Even their YouTube channel is filled with local douchebags.

>>82285355
Okay?

>>82285399
>>82285355
>>82285130
lol you sound bitter as fuck. RLM not want to be your friend, faggot?

>>82283757
The movie personifies how shit they are. Not because it was bad, but because it wasn't bad enough and actually quite boring.

Utterly underwhelming, even in its lack of quality.

>>82283900
Why do they call it "the proverbial bullet"
We know "bite the bullet" is a common saying, why use proverbial as an adjective here?

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>>82283900
Holy shit, go back to 2009 you fucking edgelord.

>>82285442
Nope. No interest in working with them. Just relaying the information. They poke fun at movies. They aren't interested in making a real one.

>>82285504
And yet you keep posting about them.

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>>82285479

>>82285538
Well, it is a RLM thread, retard. Try to stay on topic if it isn't too hard for you.

>>82284722
>>82284932
>>82284986
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3406545/

>>82284830
Don't lump all small budget indies like that, a lot of small budget indies do end up being great movies. But the reasons you list for why are pretty stupid imo.

1) The Space Cop feature film is based on an idea that they had been toying around with for years. But the script has nothing to do with being a "satire of the industry". I think the biggest problem here is that they rehashed all of the jokes they had been showing people previously so the jokes didn't have the same punch.

2) They did hire professional actors, like they also did with Feeding Frenzy and The Recovered. It wouldn't have been an RLM movie without Jay, Mike and Rich, though.

3) Production value was kind of shit, but I don't think they could have done any better with the budget they had available. Compared to other indie films of this this nature, some of the effects and sets they did are actually good. Besides it's pretty obvious they were going for a certain look.

4) I don't even know what you mean by this. Makes no sense.

5)The poster in OP was made by a fan. The original poster for the film is actually pretty bare.

>"There's a lot of excitement, there's a lot of buzz and it doesn't make a lot of sense to me because I have no interest in intentionally shitty movies. The best bad movies are the ones where the people making it didn't realize they were making a bad movie."

- Jay Bauman, director / star / producer of Space Cop on a movie that's not Space Cop

>>82285603
Don't be the asshole that argues the exception and not the rule. For every good indie there are about 10 million terrible ones.

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>>82283757

Eh. I enjoyed it. Probably more than I regularly would have if I wasnt a fan of RLM but it genuinely made me laugh at some parts and it didnt feel long by far. Couldve used more Jay if anything, but it was a solid movie.

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>>82285644
Oh i am laffin

space cop really isn't as offensive as you guys are making it out to be. it's right in line with shit like the aqua teen hunger force movie or the tim and eric movie, ie its a redlettermedia skit in longform that you will get a couple chuckles out of. it's not great but genuinely great comedy films are hard to make. I love kung pow and dumb and dumber but I've seen those movies get shit on too.

>>82285782
Exactly. They claim they weren't trying to spoof '80s movies, but they did exactly that. For people that really love '70s and '80s movies, it's a slap to the face and reeks of insincerity. You can tell when someone is passionate about something. It's obvious RLM is not passionate about retro movies. They are simply poking fun at them because it's the trend right now. It makes me sick.

>>82285399

Please tell me about them.

>>82283757

What kills me about this is, they comment time and again in their Best of the Worst series that a "good" bad movie is one made with commitment to it as a serious movie, and that the worst possible type of movie is the "intentionally bad comedy" because it's not only unfunny, it's actually miserable.

And then, they go and make an "intentionally bad comedy", and who woulda thought it, it's not only unfunny, it's actually miserable. They show an incredible lack of ability to learn from THEMSELVES.

>>82285940
This 1000%.

A movie like Gremlins or Critters is awesome because the creative team set out to make an awesome movie and failed in the right way. But the passion and the heart of the movie are there. They did NOT say, "Hey, let's poke fun at wacky creature movies and make something that will give a few people a chuckle. They are the worst kind of hypocrites.

>>82285940
you're too autistic to understand the concepts they were trying to explain

>>82285603
Don't you know what editing is? Why are you even defending a movie if you know nothing about filmmaking?

>>82285479

Do you know what "proverbial" means? I mean, you cite the proverb they're referring to, so it seems like you must, but if you did, why would you ask such a stupid question?

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>>82286040
>RLM
>concepts
kek

>>82285588
>Height: 5' 4" (1.63 m)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>82286093
oh you're a baby sorry for being rude, wittle baby goo goo ga ga do you want milky milk?

>>82286031
>They are the worst kind of hypocrites.
I would think the worst kind of hypocrites would be like politicians or scientists that do the opposite of what they say. You know, people that actually have an effect on the world.

But you're probably right: a group of friends in Milwaukee that make no budget movies for fun are much worse, and the effects of their heinous acts is severe.

>>82286156

I'm glad you agree.

>>82286156
I have no problem with a group of friends making a movie. But when they proclaim that a certain thing sucks, but then do it anyway, then people call them out, and then they try to backtrack and defend themselves ... that I have a problem with.

>>82286128
Apparently you don't know how this Micronesian anime forum works.

>>82286225
you're not calling them out though. you're just intentionally misunderstanding what they mean by a low budget b movie having unintentional comedic value and their actual style of comedy which is stuff like in their skits. its a completely different tangent.

Say what you will about the "review" copypasta, it accurately predicted that Space Cop would be both a spiritual and economic disaster - exposing Mike as the failed filmmaker that he has always pretended not to be.

>>82286292
I assumed you posted that image to convey that your underage and don't have a fully formed brain

>>82286306
>it accurately predicted that Space Cop would be both a spiritual and economic disaster
But it was neither. They sold out of blurays multiple times.

Go to the Space Cop IMDb page and tell me how many of those actors are professional. Only Rich, Mike and Patton Oswalt have a profile picture. Real professional bunch there. KEK. Written by RLM. Filmed by Jay. KEK.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3892384/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_wr#writers

nah, your just bullies that want to pick on people for enjoying some light hearted web content because this is 4chan and you can.

>>82286344
lurk more, faggit

>>82286371
>durr you're not a professional unless you have a profile pic on IMDB
If they're local Milwaukee actors, they're not going to give a shit about IMDB profile pics. If RLM paid them for their services, then yes they're professional actors, you retard.

>>82286405
baby can't spell either aw

>>82286303
Yeah, that's all wrong. You are too stupid to even debate with.

>>82286442
>I don't have a rebuttal so I'll just call you stupid

>>82286428
>If RLM paid them for their services, then yes they're professional actors, you retard.
If you say so, turbofag. Also, thinking they paid people. KEK

>>82286492

If you get paid to act then you are a professional actor. That's it, that's all that that term means.

>>82286435
You need to lurk more. You will understand things a little better after you have been on here a little longer. Maybe refrain for posting for about 6 months. Then maybe you will be ready. Mmmmmkay, faaaaahhhhhhhgit?

>>82285492
>>82285479
>responding to obvious pasta
When somebody posts something this quickly this long, it doesn't hurt to at least check the archive.

But this was blatant pasta. kys you're selfs

>>82283757
Well... it was much better than Feeding Frenzy, which was fascinatingly awful.

>>82283900
digits confirm, a new pasta is born.

>>82286519
Site your sources. A Taco Bell employee make tacos. Does that make them professional chefs? Being professional has nothing to do with pay, idiot.

>>82286556
You like to backtrack just like RLM.

>>82286587
>Does that make them professional chefs?
Not him, but yes? Extras as professional actors.

>>82286587
>Site your sources

Try a dictionary you DUMB cunt.

>A Taco Bell employee make tacos. Does that make them professional chefs?

No it makes them professional cooks. They didn't design the dish so they aren't the chef.

>Being professional has nothing to do with pay, idiot.

It is LITERALLY the only thing that matters. You can be the best painter in the world, but if you never sell a single thing, you're not a professional artist.

>>82286587
Jesus Christ it's embarrassing how dumb you are.

>>82286663
>No it makes them professional cooks. They didn't design the dish so they aren't the chef.
Huh? That's a strangely specific definition. Are you saying a sous-chef, if he hasn't actually designed a dish, isn't a chef?

>>82286730

I'm saying that you're a moron. If you get paid for being a moron, then you're a professional moron.

>>82286758
kek, I'm not he, but could you answer the question?

>>82286351
>order 100 dvds because you expect low interest
>sell out
Whoa!

>>82286880
Most replicators have minimum orders that are well over 100. They probably ordered AT LEAST 500 copies, but I would imagine it was more like 1000 or 2000. That's pretty common.

>>82285130
Love this post, just look at all the devastated RLM anal slaves that replied to it. For whatever it's worth I fucking believe you, anon. What a shitshow.

>>82287553
Thanks. It kind of proves my point, doesn't it? The Milwaukee filmmaking scene is the absolute worst. You would think with about 1.2 mil in the Milwaukee area that the filmmaking scene would be better, but holy fuck it's absolute garbage. Every city I have worked in is 10 times better. I need outta here.

>>82287553
>anon got some attention on /tv/ so his life now has value!!!!!
You'll still wake up alone tomorrow, anon.

>>82283900
Dubs of TRUTH

>>82287659
Ass-devasted RLMlet. I just laugh that you get so defensive over these obvious buffoons.

>>82287724
>I just laugh that you get so defensive over these obvious buffoons
Is this hollow sense of joy the only thing keeping you from killing yourself?

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>>82287778
That's some projection. I can't believe the RLM (retarded) friend simulator means that much to you. Are these greasy faggots really all that's keeping you from killing yourself?

>>82287848
is saving epic mad men memes and telling people to kill themselves a better use of time then watching a web show?

>>82287885
I never told anyone to kill themselves you insane r/rlm faggot, that's just what you read into it because you're a fucking nut. Seek help.

>>82285644
Holy shit lmao

>>82288008
no I just misread you

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>>82287644
Prove you're in Milwaukee. I actually live in Milwaukee faggot.

>>82288374
I don't live in Milwaukee but I can easily get a screengrab from my iphone of what the weather in Milwaukee is too.

>>82288451
Lol do it then

>>82288374
meet me at george webb's right now not online faggot and we'll see who is the more authentic filmmaker

>>82289115
There's more than one George Webbs in Milwaukee.

>>82289146
I'm talking about the one favoured by the filmmaking community (such as it is)

>>82289146
Stop pretending to be me

>>82289115
Nigga it's midnight fuck outta here I'm not leaving my house

>>82283900
I think that most people would genuinely be in agreement with you here.

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>>82283900
I haven't seen this one in a long time.

>>82285848
>shitting on kung pow
I'll fight anyone who does this.

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>>82283900
>my face when not a single rlm fanboy cuck has ever successfully refuted this brand new copypasta, especially not the second and fourth paragraphs

>>82283757
very cool

i believe you can be very knowledgeable about things, but not be good at them

RLM is a prime example of knowledge without skill. it's that preach vs teach thing going on. I think that's why they're so popular

>>82283757
A recently engaged woman's life is thrown into turmoil after confessing to her fiancé that she once experimented with bestiality.

>>82291033
low-energy babysitting

bump 1

>>82283757
>>82283757
matter cannot be created nor destroyed, therefore nothing is "knew"

Jack is very cool

>>82285355
>space cop was made by a group of friends
fascinating thank you for your input

now I can FINALLY take space cop serious as an adult

HEEEH HEEEH HEEEH

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>>82283900
>and put an end to it. Their life, that is.

My sides.

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>They actually had Rich Evans press a bunch of buttons for a full minute to get into his apartment.

>>82293798
what a hilarious gag

>>82286070
I think he's saying he doesn't see how it's "uninspired", which honestly is a pretty broad word.

The movie sucks ass but not as much as AAA production Hollywood formula shit.

So I guess it's not a bad attempt

>>82294366
Yeah, Space Cop is way better than Fate of the Furious. Fuck Hollywood.

>>82294447
Fate was great though.
It was actually fun.

>>82294518
As fun as Space Cop? Doubtful.

>RLM completely ignored John Wick 2, Kong: Skull Island, Fate of the Furious, Colossal
but i'm sure they'll chime in with how bored they are by Marvel/GotG2

>>82288374
Yeah, I am not telling you who I am, faggot.

>>82295402
We already know who you are, Jack.

>>82283757
Space Cop was pretty good if you discount it's budget, script, acting, special effects, directing, set design, editing, music, locations, makeup, costumes, props, casting, jokes, guest stars, lighting, and photography.

>>82283900
I can imagine the bitch mod who pushed rlm threads for years seething in his cum crusted chair

>>82297038
jay was great. you would know if you saw it.

>>82297229
>saw it
i was in it, along with 90% of the milwaukee filmmaking scene

>>82283757
No. Lots of talentless hacks made a movie that was bad "on purpose" after realizing they couldn't make a good movie even if they put their all into it. It's called giving up and not trying, and it's popular with the Gen X crowd because, for their generation, "not trying" was "cool." It's also why Gen X is such a failure overall.

>>82297332
you need to stop lying garret

>>82297500
you need to stop dying, lauren

>>82283757
Fuck yes, it did.

It established a new low for cinema and stands as testament to why those who can do and those can't critique. This is why there are damn few critics I respect and generally stick to forming my opinions.

>>82297757
get the fuck out garret

>>82297787
Not even close.

>>82297787
i'm the real garrett (this is how you really spell my name)

>>82297757
Kek!

>>82286582
>New
Either prime b8 or you're a legit newfag.

Wasted opportunity, could have been much better

space flop

>>82285130
Hi Josh.

>>82299826
Kek

>>82299981
blame DRM's uncrackable RLM

>>82299981
What a fucking retarded way to judge a film's worth.

>>82299981
It's kind of hard to make silent webms from a "movie" that relies almost entirely on its two leads doing "funny" voices.

>>82299981
The memetic density seem really low, yes.

>>82300205
this makes no sense.

>>82283757
It just wasn't funny.

>>82286587
Professional just means paid, bro. The root word is profession. A professional is someone that works a profession.

If they're actors that were paid then that makes them professional actors.

With their budget, location, and available talent not even Stanley Kubrick could have made a better Space Cop.

>>82304227
so many excuses

>>82300477
That was the shittiest part of the movie to me. I thought Mike's WACKY DETECTIVE VOICE was a dumb gag that was gonna be dropped with some kinda punchline but nope, it just kept going.

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>>82299981
I don't even remember what this webm shows or why I made it but here you go

>>82305627
wow great webm. and the editing is so inspired.

>>82305627
Jesus fucking christ, this looks so bland and unprofessional. Couldn't they at the very least color grade the footage a little in DaVinci Resolve or mess around with the curves to adjust the lighting a little or else?

>>82307301
It is color graded. The whole movie is. You can tell by comparing it to the deleted scenes and outtakes.

>>82283900
It always feels like any time they go to make something they are too afraid to actually try something real and have it fail so they hide behind a layer of 'ironic humor' that fails to be funny and ends up being kind of pathetic. There's never any real artistic passion or heart to any of the films they make it's just a bunch of goobers being goobers.

>>82307404
They have a specific style of comedy that they enjoy doing, so they make material in that style. There's so much projecting in all of these RLM threads all the time that it's hilarious.

>>82307223
>>82307404
I agree. They should actaully try to make a real movie.
I think they're scared though.

But to me, even if it was shit, I would respect them for trying.

>>82307452
Holy crap. I'm glad somebody finally said this.

>>82307469
>I would respect RLM more if they abandoned their comedic style and everything that makes them unique and just make some generic drama instead because drama=real movie.

Imagine being an aging hipster, enjoying nothing genuinely, having to put everything you say and like through a sarcastic lens lest your group of friends belittle your inferior opinions. Imagine finally having the resources and support to create your own film, the art form you've dedicated your life to critiquing, and you're so accustomed to mocking failed attempts of genuine effort, so afraid to actually try to express yourself, that you blow it all making an intentionally bad joke movie, just so you can have a built-in escape button for criticism and easy "self-aware" laughs.

Imagine nearing 40 and your biggest accomplishment is being proud of never, ever trying at anything.

>>82307574
These guys just don't "get" RLM like we do, man.

>>82307452
>>82307557
>>82307574
see
>>82285644

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Friendly reminder that Rich Evans is doing voice work for some Dreamworks Youtube cartoon that's coming out soon.

>>82307557
Yep. These threads are so obviously filled with failed film school faggots that are too scared or too autistic to even TRY to make their own films. As Jay said in response to some of the Space Cop criticisms, if they wanted to avoid getting criticized, they wouldn't make movies at all.

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>>82307358
Holy shit, and it still looks that miserable? How pathetic, they couldn't even choose a specific look for their film.

>>82307574
Or they could make a comedy that is not trying to be shit on purpose

>>82307622
Yeah, and? Space Cop isn't "bad on purpose." It's just a no budget comedy.

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>82307657
>isn't "bad on purpose."
But it's very bad. So is it accidentally bad?

>>82307654
You haven't even seen the movie, have you?

>>82285676
This movie literally killed my interest in RLM.

I reach the 10 minute mark and just turn it off.

>>82307452
yea i get that but it gets old very quickly. Their style of humor also doesn't translate into something with a script very well, their off the cuff jokes work really well in a format like botw or half in the bag where it's them just shooting the shit with each other but in something scripted the "joke" simply being mike is talking in a silly voice just feels lazy and is actually pretty patronizing at times. Space Cop just reeks of low effort both in concept and the actual jokes that they attempt.

>>82307741
nail on the head

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>>82307666
My "review" on the "review" of Red Letter Media

>replying to a lonely insecure shitposter
>exasperatedly posts the same copypasta in every single RLM thread he happens to run across
>often follows up with saying that no one has yet refuted his terrible opinion

>Rich, an unemployed construction worker (...) knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent.
Nevermind how ironic it is that someone who has been shitposting the same thing for half a decade by now calls something "forced", Rich is by far the kindest, most lovable person on the entire crew. There's no record of him ever "becoming violent" other than your personal fanfiction.

>Jack, a failed viral marketer (...) he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in
Jack has been with RLM since the very beginning and there's a consensus that he still feels incredibly organic amongst the cast whether you like him or not, but sure, believe in whatever you want to.

>Mike, an over-the-hill "director", only makes "ironically bad" videos (...) 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster.
There's nothing "ironically bad" about the Plinkett reviews. They're widely enjoyable as solid pieces of film criticism, so much that even Ebert himself praised them. As for the "economic disaster" part, just look at their Patreon figures, do you really think Mike suffered any loss with Space Cop?

>Jesse, the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.
Jesse hasn't been around for years now, and neither is there any record of her "buying jewelry with Patreon money". Once again, mere fanfiction.

>Jay, the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth.
Possibly the most senseless point, how was Jay even changed at all?

Overall, this pasta is a sad mixture of fanfiction and insecurity, and not much more. Nothing to see here, folks.

>>82307699
Who did?

>>82307741
>low effort
Look I didn't think the movie was great or anything but anyone trying to call it lazy has literally no experience with filmmaking. Considering they had no crew and were doing everything themselves from casting to building the sets to editing, the movie is a huge undertaking.

>>82307815
Not when you consider that it took them many years to make it.
They weren't on any kind of time table. They just shot stuff when they felt like it.

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>>82307789
>mfw not a SINGLE pathetic anti-RLM copypasta forcing KEK has ever been able to refute this absolutely devastating "review" of the "review"

>>82307882
They had a YouTube channel to run. They were trying to film a feature while also making regular videos.

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>>82307971
>not a SINGLE pathetic anti-RLM copypasta forcing KEK
Maybe because there's probably only one single copypasta forcer who actually wastes his time posting it in every RLM thread. I would be shocked if it was more than one person doing this.

>>82307789
>Possibly the most senseless point, how was Jay even changed at all?
You must be 12 if you don't realise that not changing at all for over a decade requires self-improvement and growth. We're all getting old.

>>82307996
>grasping at straws

>>82307971
tatum abuse

>>82307789
R E F U T E D

>>82308064
Why is it so important to you faggots to convince yourself that RLM are pathetic and lazy when they clearly aren't? Is it some attempt to make yourself feel better about your own miserable life?

>>82308146
>when they clearly aren't?
Source?

>>82308146
Because their release schedule has slowed down considerably since their Patreon was created.

I don't understand why anyone expected it to be good. Were you really that enthralled by the half in the bag storyline? Were the plinkett scenes actually SUPER engaging to you? At no point did I think to myself "Yeah, those guys are the ones to make an interesting movie!"

Seriously if you went into this expecting anything other than an abject failure fuck you and get off my board.

>>82307815
I meant the script, of course it takes effort to make a movie.

>>82283773
what gives you the authority?

>>82308192
But that's not true. Only newfags that weren't around when Half in the Bag started could possibly think that.

>>82308328
>This lie again

>>82309073
2011:
>1 or sometimes 2 Half in the Bag episodes a month
>literally nothing else

2016:
>2 Half in the Bag episodes a month on average
>at least 1 Best of the Worst a month, sometimes 2
>Weekly twitch streams twice a week
>at least 1 re:View a month

Nope, they used to put out way more content back before Patreon!

>>82309136
I guess anything's possible when you just make shit up.

>>82309235
Okay, your insightful post has changed my mind. I hate RLM now.

>>82309136
What about in-between, like 2013 or else?

>>82309399
I'm not making an elaborate chart of all their output, faggot. The point is they've gradually increased their output over the years.

>>82309471
No they haven't and you know it. They didn't even put out
a Half in the Bag for April.

>>82309537
>They didn't even put out a Half in the Bag for April.
No but they put out 6 other videos and a commentary track.

>>82309575
But you literally said that they haven't slowed their content and then said they put at least two half in the bags out per month. You can't have it both ways. Life isn't a Burger King and I'm not swallowing your Whoppers.

>>82309641
>said they put at least two half in the bags out per month
On average, you dumb shit. You understand what an average is, right?

>>82309649
Yeah, you're an average.

>>82284986
>imbd
It's imdB. Are you retarded?

A game changer film, many shall learn the lessons from this masterpiece

>>82307574

yes.

It's a piece of shit that RLM fans enjoy in the same way that a mother enjoys putting her kids shitty drawings on the refrigerator.

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>>82284133

>>82283900
Kek

>>82285229

BS. Plenty of good non yank movies who could never have such a budget.

AN ECONOMIC AND SPIRITUAL DISASTER

>>82315771
Yes I too remember when this didn't happen

I tend to like RLM. Only Youtube people I still don't hate like the AVGN who used to be funny back when he was all new. Maybe it's because I am older now but AVGN is just awkward and unfunny to watch. Speaking of awkward and unfunny - Space Cop in a nutshell. It's also amazingly dull. My problem really is the script. It takes 0 bucks to come up with a good story and WRITE it yourself if you are funny. Your movie doesn't get a better story with
6465464684864 USD. So this is where they failed. I like the models.

>>82286225

where did they defend themselves?

>>82316250
They haven't. /tv/ loves to project onto these guys and constantly claim that RLM uses the excuse that it's "supposed to be bad on purpose" despite the fact that they have never, ever done this.

>>82316283
Go to bed AJ.

>>82286587

Actually it does. If you are getting paid it means you are a professional. I'm a video editor and I saw a long speech by a video editor who edits big stuff. To sum it up: Doesn't matter if it's a big feature film or television. If you get paid you are doing it professionally. And no I don't do YouTube videos and I don't like YouTube people but even I have to admit - as much as I don't like it- they they are pros if they make money with it. If they are GOOD - thats a different term.

>>82293798

No. It was for opening his fridge. Still not funny and really annoying to watch.

>>82284761
watch the director's commentary, retard

>>82316525
I've listened to the commentary.

>Despite local flyers advertising free beer and strippers only four people turned up.
They didn't put up flyers anywhere. They just extended the invite to friends.

>The day was saved, following several failed audition sessions, when the group's only professional actor, Jocelyn Ridgely managed to get several actor friends together to fill out the important roles.
Jocelyn helping them find actors has nothing to do with the strip club scene. She helped get actors for key roles before they actually started making the movie.

>it's an exasperated RLM fanboys keep coming back to /tv/ to defend their fat, washed up, middle aged wisconsinite idols episode

>>82316823
Hey now, don't scare them off. They're very funny to watch.

>>82316823
>it's an exasperated shitposter keep coming back to /tv/ to get butthurt that some people defend their fat, washed up, middle aged wisconsinite idols episode

JUST

>>82284830
How do you make a "totally awesome" poster?

>>82283757
It sucked new dicks.