What are his best moments?

The ones where he obliterates the fascist in chief on a nightly basis.

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I had quite the kek when he Slurmfed the Durmp last week

there one where he mispronounced president Donald Trump's name

griznold grump

when he destroyed drumpf so thoroughly that the drumpfkins have been reduced to incoherent shrieking

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When John Molesta threw a fundraiser for his sister so she could run for Congress, and in return he has to slam GOBALS FUUMF

Easily the most creepy man on TV.

I'LL GET YOU FLEMPF!

GLONK FRONK

>>82276791
He literally NEVER did that.

Ping pong ding dong Asian academy

FLORBONK ZORNK

White House Correspondents dinner. George Bush's roast. Norm is a close second on Billybob.

>>82276654
DINGBAT DRUNK

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WHITE PEOPLE: OUT!

>spits on his fresh pile of dung on stage

he was much more likable when he was a republican

what the heck happened to him to change his mind so fast

The one where he got cucked.

>>82277110
MK Ultra

I really like this meme.

>>82276849
Ummmmmm... Sweetie??? I'm legit triggered right now and LITERALLY SHAKING

>>82276888
I guess the hillbilly was right considering those kids are growing up into trannies more than ever

>>82276888
Ironic how the conservatives criticized Obama on everything and constantly called for his impeachment, while getting butthurt whenever ANY criticism of Trump is thrown around

>>82276654
https://youtu.be/AGi8jSGpr5U

I'm sure some of you are just memeing out of fun, but there's a core group of /pol/tards that are really butthurt at Colbert making fun of their god emperor every day while his ratings get better and better.

And that, to me, is his best moment. The moment he triggered /pol/tards.

>>82277382
BUMBLE PLUMP BTFO

>>82277382
I thought we were making fun of how stale and repetitive his schtick is.

>>82277422
By repeatedly misspelling Trump names, something Colbert himself has never done?

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DOLAN RUMP

>>82277110
This is bait, right?

>>82276654
The 2006 White House correspondents dinner was probably the single greatest moment of satire in a century. Regardless of political views, you have to respect that if nothing else in his career.

>>82277451
pure kino

>>82277469
DIMPSTERS BTFO

>>82277525
I respected it when it happened eleven fucking years ago.

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>>82277382
ITS OVER DRUMPF I HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND

>>82277525
This. Ignoring everything he's ever done, this was grade A comedy political satire about the current administration and the POTUS at the highest level, performed in front of the POTUS.

DONNARD ZRUMPFT

>>82277525
Norm McDonald was the best.

>>82276654
Strangers with candy and The colbert report. He's absolutely shit now.

Colbert is so based. He's nailing the comedy against Trump right now. I hope he's here for all four (dare I say eight?) years of this trainwreck

>>82278379
I doubt it can get worse than the last 8 years.

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FURNANDOLD

GAHRUMPH

>>82278379
Agreed but I wish they told the black guy to shut up. He's always laughing along and he annoys me.

>>82277325
Welcome to partisan politics

>>82276654
His time on Strangers With Candy.
After that, absolutely nothing.

>>82278379
>four
That's a funny way to spell "one"

>>82277325
I live in the south and I don't think I've ever heard anyone call for his impeachment. They did call him a nigger though and facts are facts.

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/pol/ was a mistake, fuck this website

>>82278471
You forgot your "sweetie", sweetie.

>>82278419
Trump could just stay at Mar A Lago for his entire presidency and do literally nothing for 8 years, and I would still like him more than Obama.

Trump may or may not actually fix anything, but at least we have a president who no longer intentionally makes things worse.

>>82278471
>President can be impeached because progressives are butthurt

good luck with that.

>>82278479
did he died

>>82278512
The GOP might impeach him simply because he is an impediment to their agenda. They'll be much happier with a Mike Pence in power.

Or Trump might just get bored and quit when he realizes that being President is actually hard work.

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GIVE ME MY MEME BACK

>>82278552
You are very smart.

>>82277110
drumpf changes people

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>>82278601
GLUUUMMPFFF LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

That passive-aggressive bit.

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>>82276654
That one where him and his buddy Podesta raped all those innocent children.

>>82276654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1UnKN3zGlk
>draw a swastika
>this is considered COMEDY GOLD
even ZROMPF posters are more funny than this

>>82276654
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Colbert thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" angry Stephen Colbert, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a late night TV host. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "DOLAN DREMPF DRENALD SCRUPF." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>82277382

>while his ratings get better and better.

I don't believe you.

>>82277325
Ironic how liberals endlessly mocked the not my president shtick when it was about obama

>>82276654
Non meme answer: His emmys speech with jstew
Prime colbair

>>82279049
Damn, this hit close to home.

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haha

>>82279156
"Good evening, godless sodomites!"

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>predator noises

Dronglemonger Pfumpff will never recover from the beating Colbert gives him every night.

Be honest /tv/: Will Trump be Snooklebocked before the year is over?

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>>82280083
kek

>>82279091
Obama won the popular vote.

>>82280212
You fags are pathetic.

>>82280212
Not against hilldawg

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It's over orange man DROMBULD GROOMPH

>>82277070
If that is unaltered...damn he's mad. I thought this was a meme.

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>all those triggered poltards

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FAAAAAHLUNND

GRRRAAAHILUUUMPHHHH


AHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HE'S ORANGE BAAAHAHHAHAHA

>>82279049
What's the original to this? I haven't seen it in a bit. Also I've always wondered which pastas were posted first completely seriously.

>>82280702
FLIFFETTES BTFO

>>82280887
It was originally about Baneposting IIRC.

>>82280887
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>82279906
>t. Starbucks Employee

>>82280887
>>82280954
Thought it was about the banana man

>>82276896
He did once. Called him Frump or something' like that in the monologue.

>>82277325
Ironic how the liberals criticize Trump on everything and constantly call for his impeachment, while getting Butther whenever ANY criticism of Obama was thrown around.

fuck colbertposting actually became funny

so what's your favorite name for the nazi in chief?
mines
KRONK
BTFO

>>82281579
lol so mad hilary lost

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XIMPF I CAN SMELL YOU

>>82276654
His White House correspondant dinner was his peak.

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>>82280702
GLUMPFs BTFOOOOOO

>>82277325
It's almost like both candidates are horrible for completely different reasons!

i want ~2008-2011 4chan back. too many humorless insecure retards pretending to have a political opinion these days

>>82283069
literally just find a forum that's mostly underage. you'll fit right in again

>>82283114
you don't see the irony of posting this in this thread, filled with unfunny all-caps nonsense?

>>82283069
lol I love liberals tears. Pls cry more I want to see how butt blasted you are.

i love liberal tears >:]

>>82283290
>lol

>>82279906
Praise kek

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GRONNNNNNKKK

BONAL SPLONKET SPISHET BRONCHITIS

>yfw Colbert is actually Giygas.

>>82278870
Dude...wow

Has Xlompf ever been hit this hard? How is he still alive? That was a Nat. 20 jest, a comedic home run, a hilarity high-water mark, a beautiful BTFO...God bless the totally still Catholic Stephen Colbert, my hero.

>>82280702
GADBUMBULLERTS BTFO

/pol/posting aside, this is my favorite colbert moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gextz3oD634

>>82283485
Does anyone have the actual video?

>>82278870
>this is considered comedy gold
now hold on there, bucko. Just because it gets a quick laugh from the audience doesn't mean anyone actually thought it was funny-

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As far as im concerned they can have our women.
(((they))) have already ruined them with the marxist programming.
True aryan men should find love amoung eachother. Only united yes even from our women can we fix things.

>>82283687
you couldn't know less about marxism

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>>82283769
>unironically defending marxism

>>82283826
not what my post is. also 2nd time you've used a word you don't know about

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>>82283870
I know what is good and I know what is evil.
That is enough for an honest man to make his own decisions regarding things.

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SPRUMPF!!! pfffttetsptppfffftt

I have actually seen less of him now that he left Colbert Report to do the late show or whatever.

>>82283952
Just neckbeard things

>>82284011
Whatever.
I don't ask anyone to value my opinions, but know you that I don't make statements like that lightly, and I certainly don't offer any opinions on subjects that I haven't taken time to educate myself on.
Think of me as the ignorant fool if it pleases you but in the end you might find out that I was correct.

>>82280083

mmm is he turtley enough for the turtle club?

Muncha Guchi, of course.

>>82276752
Anyone know the exact video this image is from?

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>>82276654
I liked this one

>“Donald Trump, John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that?” Colbert told the president. Since Dickerson has “way too much dignity to trade insults with a president of the United States to his face,” Colbert decided to do it for him. “I sir, am no John Dickerson,” he said.

>"When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all!” Colbert began. “Mr. President, I love your presidency, I call it ‘Disgrace The Nation.’ You’re not the POTUS, you’re the ‘gloat-us.’ You’re the glutton with the button. You’re a regular ‘Gorge Washington.’ You’re the ‘presi-dunce’ but you’re turning into a real ‘prick-tator.’”

>“Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine,” the host continued. “You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head.”

>And then the kicker: “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”

>>82282107
Why does he have all those weapons?

>>82285247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8

about a minute in

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I HATE YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

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>>82286305
>REEEEEEEEEEE

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>complaining about a board that makes up like 40% of the entire site

Fucking r*ddit

>>82286305
Is this real? Holy shit, and people in these threads say Colbert doesn't deserve the mockery he gets? This is awful.

>>82283644
>quick laugh
>audience claps and laughs like this is the second coming of Jesus

STOP with this! This is HATEFUL! This is RACIST! This goes against everything America, and more importantly 4CHAN, stands for!

>>82277325
How is it ironic. Only a cuck abandons a good tactic like that for a false sense of moral superiority

>>82278513
quick sand doesn't sink you that quickly.

Can I get a link to the original video of la maymay?

>>82276791
That was truly one for the record books

ODNALOD HRUMPF

REGGIE GLYPH

>>82276654
I like the time he made fun of Donald Trump. Remember?

Did the guy who shitposts with Colbert images have his head explode when he watched tonight's monologue?

>>82276864
Shit, you're already deconstructing the image? How old is this meme?

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SUFFER, DRYNOLDE GRZYPAKLIPKIN!

>>82279055
They are people thought he'd be cancelled before when he tried to be as neutral as possible. Trump winning saved his career

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>>82276791
That was John Oliver actually. Kek.

>>82276654
Portlandia

>>82289643
Probably made his week.

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When he bent spacetime to own TROMPF

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RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, PLOPKITS.

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>>82276654
getting caught redhanded donating to clinton and eating pizza

his breakdown on election night was good too