What's the 21st century equivalent of returning some video tapes?

Seeding your torrents

Canceling stream subscription

>>82273974
Crashing this plane

checking your dubs

>>82273974
deleting the mkv file

I still rent DVDs if I am too bored to search for a good torrents...
So, returning DVDs

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lets get this thread started

>>82273974
emptying recycle bin

I guess returning library books is still something that's fairly relevant.

>>82274002
Nailed it.

>>82273974
Cancelling a free netflix account each month.

Checking dubs

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Hardly any of these could be used as a valid excuse to get away from a gay coworker.

>>82273974
I'll just leave this motherless link here. Good introduction to the book.

29F7D48

>>82273974
Paying bills online and forgetting your password.

>>82274271
Or a break up

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Why was batman so intense

>>82273974
>I have a Yelp review reservation at Dorsia

>>82274353
Did you see Paul Allen's card?

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Where were you when Bateman fucked a horse?

>>82274693
I wasn't even born in 1988.

>>82274085
This. But I'm a poorfag. I'd guess someone like Bateman would buy ebooks.

>>82274693
What kind of horse has a vagina in it's belly?

>>82273974
After the 24 hours of renting an online movie the rental automatically is taken from your account.

>>82273974
jacking off

>>82274874
He stabwoundfucking it, of course.

>>82274319
Well I guess I have a new fetish now

>>82274961
Exactly what I thought when stumbling upon this.

>>82273974
everybody is meme'ing, but I'd actually like a "return some video tapes" type excuse. One that sounds plausible but both parties know is bullshit.

>>82275331
Got an appointment with my doctor/bank manager perhaps?

>>82273974
Setting up your kinostation

>>82273974
You have to go watch X-Files before it leaves Netflix.

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>>82274002
>subscription

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cleaning up your download folder

>>82276737
you should probably just delete all of that desu

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>>82273974

Honestly, probably something like "I have to go; my phone's at 3%."

>>82274017
with no survivors

>>82273974
Checking my dubs

>>82273974
Gotta go kill some niggers!

>>82276981
This is a good one actually.
>>82273974
How about returning some PS4 games? I know you can rent them online but you could claim a friendo lent you his.

>>82276981
>I have to go, my Tesla's at 3%
>gets into limp mode and takes 9000 minutes to get home

>>82276781
>>82276808
he could be even more disgusting tbqh, a friend of mine had horse fucking women

shitposting on 4chan

>>82273974
Feeding your falcon

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>cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

what did he mean by this?

>>82278409
>one does not simply show his power level in public

>>82275377

Dentist appointment, doctor makes it sound like something's wrong with you. Bank appointment sounds a bit weird, actually come to think of it just say "an appointment", I think that would do most of the time.

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>>82276737
>blacked poster watches anime, capeshit, kids TV, and hentai
makes sense. now see pic related

>>82278671

Good excuse, but Bateman would never do that. The only thing wrong with the movie is that Christian Bale is too cool, and he almost pulls off a whole bunch of stuff that book Bateman never does. His "I have to return some videotapes" excuse never really works. It ends the conversations, kind of, when he just walks away, but everyone is left thinking he's a total weirdo.

That, and VCRs / videotapes were still something of a status symbol in the late 80s. It's more like Bateman to have to pick up a suit from the tailor or charge his iPhone, some vaguely plausible excuse to leave that also, once again, references that he can afford nice things.