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>>82257814
TANGERINE

>>82257814
MANDARIN

>some little shit playing with a ruby the size of one of those gay little oranges
>why did he do it then?
>I don't fucking know

>>82257814
CLEMENTINE

Why were they giving them rubies in a tangerine economy?

>>82257814
SATSUMA

[IN HEAVY COCKNEY ACCENT]
A LONG TINE AGOW ME N' MY MATE NIGEL WAS HAVING SEX WIV SUM PROSTITUTES IN BURMA, N' ONE DAY I SEES ONE WIV A CLIT THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE. THE BURMESE MEN HAD FHROWN HER AWAY. BUT IT WASNT A CLIT IT WAS A PEYNIS. THIS LADYBOY WAS LOOKING FOR CUSTOMERS.

SOME MEN ARENT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING LOGICAL LIKE SEX OR MONEY. SOME MEN JUST WANTA WATCH A LADYBOY STRIP DOWN TO ' ER KNACKERS

>>82257814
POMELO

BANDIT SIZE OF A SMALL CHILD

In his hand was a pussy the slipperiness of margarine.

>>82257814
>INNIS 'AND WUZZA TANJEREEN THUH SIZZA 'N ORNGE! THUH PUNJABI WUZ JESS TROWIN 'EM AWAY 'E WUZ!
>Why would he do that?
>IT WUZZA LARK, A BIT OF HOI SP'RITS, A GOOD BIT O' JIB JAB WUZNNT IT?

My Cocaine

Anyone remember how he was the villain in On Deadly Grounds? He was saying fuck and shit all the time.

>>82259068
Don't you mean "fook" and "shet"?

>>82257814
YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF

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>>82258093
>SEES ONE WIV A CLIT THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE

AND HE GETS VERY LOUD INDEED

A LONG TOYME AGO, AH WAS IN BUHMA. SOME FRENZ AND OI, WERE WERKIN', FOR THE LOCAL WHOREHOUSE. DER WHORES WERE BEING RAPED BY A BANDIT. SO WE WENT LOOKING FOR THIS CANT. WAN DAY, I SAWR A CHOILD PLAYING WITH A FOETUS, THE SOIZE, OF A TANGERINE. THE BANDIT, HAD BEEN FROWIN' THEM AWAY.

>S-

WELL BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD SPOHT. BECAUSE, SOME MEHN AREN'T LOOKING TA PAY 150 QUID AN HOUR + EXTRA TO CREAMPIE. THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT, BULLIED, REASONED, OR NEGOTIATED WITH. SOME MEHN, JUST WANT SOME FREE WHORES.

AH'VE BERRIED ENUFF MEMBERS, OF DA WAYNE FAMILY

I SURE HOPE DAT WASN' A MEMBAH OF THA FIYA BRIGHADE


Bravo Nolan

>>82257926
SFM