Dexter thread

>>82253620
no

>>82253620
approved

you might have some issues you might wanna work through with a professional

Why would he hit her if is not in self-defense? Is he an animal with rabies?

>>82253689
No, who is she to tell anyone what to do?

She is not strong, brave, or smart. She is like a child.

A child that only stands up to the monster in the closet when she knows there is a parent in the hallway.

>>82253776
Different anon. Get help.

>>82253620
It was always a garbage show faggot

>>82254423
fuck off, season 1 was pretty alright

>>82254845
>just switch your brain off bro
fucking retard

>>82254863
you.. don't have a brain to switch off... loser

>>82254968
oh you're a retarded redditfag, I can see how it wouldn't be an issue for someone like you.

>>82255055
>redditfag
go away meme man

>>82255171
you could just go back where your idiocy may go unnoticed.

>>82253620
The best part is when after season 2 she just ignore the fact that dexter is an addict and nobody talks about that anymore, this could be the shittiest show I've ever watch

>>82255204
you go back... loser. dumb meme loser caught up in making loser memes because you cant make opinions

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there was only one good thing post season 1

>>82255222
which part of the 90's were you born in kid? If you can't see dexter was a retarded show from the start you've got mental problems.

>>82255262
>kid
ooooh name calling your a big tough guy

>>82255284
stating what you are isn't name calling, please stop exposing your retardation anon.

>>82255284
>your a

>>82255317
>whaa whaa whaa name calling if you disagree im gonna name call..... kid
loser

>>82253620
That whole show was a joke...A kind serial killer.. it's like trying to imagine a black Leonard Da vinci

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>>82255362
>proving my point

>>82255222
Your reddit is showing

>>82255397
>>82255387
>whaa whaa i have nothing to say
losers

>>82255406
you haven't even attempted to defend your position kid, dexter was a stupid show. tell me why you think it wasn't.

>>82255451
i haven't seen dexter

The only good thing Rita brought to Dexter was the Halloween episode where she dressed up as Lara Croft and blew him.

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What do you think of her Lara cosplay?

Every post in this thread is me. Sorry guys.

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>tfw no Rita gf

>>82256547
maybe you should hope for something more than an old slut who got knocked up by a junkie

>>82256634
>maybe you should hope for something more

that something more will talk back and cheat and take all my money when she feels she can do better.

>>82256718
rita talked back and cheated you mong

>>82256745
well I've never seen Dexter, I've only seen this webm in this thread

>>82256791
/tv/ in a nutshell

>>82256791
Jesus christ

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>>82256835
>>82258070
>falling for b8

>>82258133
You can never be sure these days

>>82255257
Shut up, cunt

>>82253620
Everyone was drinking champagne when season 4 ended.

>>82255257
Still mad.

>>82253776
All women are child though.

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Would you?

>>82259094
yes im so incredibly horny

>>82255964
moar

>>82259094
Willing to cosplay Lara with me? Fuck yeah. I don't think this board realises how boring 30+ year old women can be sex wise.

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>>82259094
Only after the implants.

>>82259245
MOAAAARRRRRR

>>82259245
She left Dexter for that NBC superhero show that got cancelled after one season. Good job to her agent

>>82259288
Did she ask to leave or was she written out?

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Dexter should ended with her death or possibly a season after. He doesn't get caught, he just realizes he's a fucking SERIAL KILLER and he can never have a normal life or loved one or any of that shit and the fact that he even thought he could leaves a few children orphans. He abandons the baby and metaphorically that whole part of his life.

I didn't watch past S5. If they did something like this it was 4 seasons too late.

>>82259303
dunno, probably the later

>>82259245
>Get me Kate Beckinsale
>Sir she was killed last week when a convention of Kate Beckinsale lookalikes exploded with no survivors
>There must be someone left right?

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milky mommy milfy mommy

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thoughts on this scene?

>>82259466

looks like he's fucking a skinny guy

>>82259466

I have a lot of thoughts. All impure.

I hope people realize that Dexter does not have many of the core characteristics of a psychopath.

>>82260039
No, his dad taught him how not to be like evil and stuff.

He just really likes killing. Otherwise? Pretty normal.

>>82260157
Or the screen-writers left out most of the disgusting psychopath traits in order to make him appealing to the female audience.

>>82259356
How they ended the show without him ever getting caught is insane. And what the hell was up with Debra's death? Completely unnecessary.

>>82253620

This is what people should put on dating profiles instead of info on themselves.

So much more revealing.

>>82259466
Skeleton

>>82260217
What no?

He's a bloodthirsty beast but also he never gets angry at his children or wife. He's just like that lol

>>82254845

I thought season 1 was decent enough, too.

>>82260039

He's written as if he's got something closer to Asperger's than antisocial PD, really.

>>82260497
He is definitely not a psychopath though. The only real psychopath traits he has is killing people for a power trip and killing animals when he was young.

That is what psychopaths are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVRg4Xgo7Pc

writers of the later seasons really shit on the show

it was fucking painful how much they didnt get the character

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>>82255964

>baggy shorts

>>82259094
>>82255257
was she trying to dress up as cammy or lara croft or something?

i don't remember this

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>>82260847
Lara Croft, it is halloween and she was with her children and afterwards wanted to surprise Dexter with a blowjob.

Dexter threads should be comfy, can you sub 100 IQ fuckers stop posting?
/thread

>>82253620

that's what everyone came to believe, she's wet blanket, foil character and reason why season 1 was best season if only for her more minor role in everything.

>>82256745
>she cheated

What? I don't remember that part. Webm?

Dexter is a sociopath with psychopathic tendencies.
He also does have feelings even though he constantly says he doesn't

it's established in the first episode when he says "if I could have feelings at all, I'd have them for Deb"

>>82260235
I wanted Deb dead from the beginning. Because of her I couldn't even finish the show. Glad I didn't since I ever only heard it becomes ridiculous. Happy to hear that butch died. I've never come across such an annoying toxic character.

>>82261184
deb was a cutie
i loved when she swore
looked so cute in her police uniform
pity they gave her some boring costumes when she became a detective suddenly overnight
lame

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>>82253620
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MORGAN, YOURE THE BAY HARBOR BUTCHER

>>82261695
>No, honey, I'm the GAY harbor butcher
>they have sex

>>82255964
I feel sorry for sociopaths

>>82256041
why are you so fucking retarded