Any kino bollywood films? Please reccomend some if you have some

>>82249226
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>>82249226
kaante (2002)

>>82249226
Indian here. No.

>>82249226
Poo in Loo (2016)

Bollywood makes absolute trash films because the people who watch them are not open minded to anything other than what they're comfortable with.

>shit romance
>shit songs
>shit story
>shit acting
rinse and repeat.

Any writer or director who really wants to do something different will have a hard time breaking out.

Sorry OP. The answer is a no. There is nothing.

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>>82249226
the designated street

>>82251365
>>82251406

Got some /pol/acks I see. Say what you want about pajeets back home but at least when we come to Western countries we integrate and assimilate, and sometimes even become bro-tier. You'd rather have 100,000 Indian immigrants in your countries than a few thousand shitskins, trust me.

t. Indian

>>82251480
That's cool, just don't shit in my street. It's a nice street.

Gangs of Wasseypur - perfect!
Special 26 is kinda good I guess. Just skip the the shitty love songs and maybe that wedding dance.

3 idiots


Dangal


A Wednesday ( has a Ben Kingsley official remake as well which sucks)


Lucia


Chak de India


Airlift


Rang De Basanti (My all time fav followed by 3 idiots)
Drishyam
Udta Punjab
Kahaani
PK
Omkara


Talvar


Dev D
There are other movies especially comedies but watching it from an outsiders perspective it won't work so I didn't put them here cultural and patriotic references.


Some movies I listed are still a bit heavy on patriotism or religion but I think it should still get the message across.

>>82251406
There are good bollywood movies. You just haven't watched them. Your comment is ironic cos your entire point comes off close minded.

Anurag Kashyap's stuff. Dev.D is his best work.

>>82252662
>Just skip the the shitty love songs
I really like the dance numbers in Indian films desu, though sometimes they can mess with the pace a little.

>>82253088
I recently watched Shanghai and Detective byomkesh bakshy both of the movies were kino as fuck

>>82253140
I wouldn't mind it if it was more on a comedic side, with funny choreography.
I liked the songs in Gangs of Wasseypur, the vulgarity of the text alone gave it a rather entertaining aspect.
That coupled with some fun dancing and I could sit through it.

I have to watch on of those movies on mushrooms one time. All those colors and shit going on with that blarring music and singing, must feel like a jolly hell.

>>82249226
The poo and the loo (1988)

>>82249226
No. Speaking of which why is most Indian porn so bad. They have 0 hot chicks and most are old aged fat slags. Wtf?

>>82254370
the more pretty ones end up doing something actually useful with their lives

>>82251480
Absolutely true

t. Swede

>>82255872
arranged marriages. most of them get traded for goats or dogfood.

Watch Satyajit Ray movies.

>>82251480

This is correct.

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>>82249226
Enthiran and Eega are the only two pajeet movies I've seen.

They're alright, but I'm not quite sure if I'm laughing at them or with them most of the time.

Is Gangs of Wasseypur good?

>>82249226
is thread ke liye dhanyabad doston...
- IIT Kanpur, Explorer, Games of Thrones fan, Father of dragons

>>82256895
It's very fucking excellent.

>>82256985
expat opinion saar

Angamaly Diaries is kino
Black Friday
Udaan
Dev D
Johnny Gaddaar
Piku
Badlapur
kaminey
Dev D
Vicky Donor

>this whole thread
>no one has posted the video yet
C'mon....

>>82249226
"Designated Shitting Street", starring Pajeet

>>82257659
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU&t

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>no mentions of sholay

Baahubali: The Beginning

>>82258680
gtfo off my board.
fucking indians i swear

>>82254370
Arranged marriages, also considering it's a strictly conservative society (it's changing, but slowly) that doesn't encourage pre marital sex. Besides that India doesn't have any professional porn studios like Brazzers or Bangbros. It's funny since most Indian girls in the West are total sluts.

>>82249226
Baghban was pretty good

>>82258680
KATTAPA NE BAHUBALI KO KYUN MARA????

>>82251480
True true

>>82251406
did they bomb the toilet in protest?

Do Indian girls do anal?

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Some shit Indian films i've seen (don't ask me why)

Mahanagar(Dostoevskyian poor folks) - Ray
Meghe Daka Tara(melodrama at its finest) - Ghatak
Paakezah(Bad imitation of Mizoguchi level melodrama) - Kamal Amrohi
Sholay(a mish mash of all the westerns and Kurosawa samurai films.. MOST Important film in Bollywood..whatever that means) - Sippy
Angoor(adaptation of Comedy of errors)- Gulzar
Bandini(weirdly edited version of Joan of Arc but enjoyable if you can overlook the mistakes) - Bimal Roy
Baghbaan (remake of Ozu's Tokyo Monogatari) - some gay faggot

My Fav
Pyaasa(think Orson Welles) - Guru Dutt

Bonus shit
The River by Renoir
Ganga Din - It has CARY GRANT in it WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

>>82256962
t.Quorafag

>>82257567
>Angamaly Diaries
Malaylam industry is wayyy superior to Bollywood. Their golden age was in the 90s tho

>>82258505
sholay's shit
>>82258680
baahubali is an embarassment for indian cinema

>>82260737
Baghbaan and Sholay are shit

Also, Malayalam industry is where the real good Indian cinema is.