I don' understand. How was this better?

>>82240817

that's because you didn't get dubs

>Subtle off-white coloring
>Tasteful thickness
>Watermark

Get some fucking taste faggot

>>82240817
check em

>>82240817
very nice

>>82240849
I never saw the watermark

>>82240849
Where is the watermark? I don't see it.

I do see these dubs though.

check

>>82240817
Futura font

>>82240817
>acquisitions
>not aquisitions

>>82240817
Pale nimbus > romalian type

Also checkem

>>82241522
Now thats gangsta

>>82241522
Impressive.

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The great debate.

Check em

>>82240849
What fucking watermark?

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>>82241787
Dubs prove

>>82241866
Carruthers you tacky bastard, what are you thinking!?

Read the book a couple of months ago. A few incredibly disgusting sections I pretty much had to skim them to get through, but the flow of the writing is seriously good and engrossing, to the point that reading some parts was almost like being in a trance.

>>82241787
Paul Allen's is by far the best. Van Patten's looks cheap, Bryce is stupid for liking it better than Bateman's. Bryce's card is better than Bateman's, however.

1. Paul Allen
powergap
2. Bryce
3. Bateman
4. Van Patten

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>>82241787
You forgot one.

>>82241972
>A few incredibly disgusting sections I pretty much had to skim them to get through
How can you be this much of a pussy and go to this website? Genuinely curious and I don't even mean to insult you, but some drive-by gore on /b/ is a hell of a lot worse than anything in the book.

>>82240817
fuck you and fuck your dubs threads.

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>>82241966
>>82241866

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>>82242011

Van Pattens is by far the best, it has the best central font and a sophisticated sense of scale

I canr believe a nitwit like you managed to get dubs like that.

>>82242011
No, Bateman's is the worst. The off-center ampersand and the descending/ascending numbers are fucking tacky.

>>82241787

Van Patten
Paul Allen
Timothy Bryce
Patrick Bateman

>>82240817
Its spelled wrpom

>>82241866
heteros btfo

>>82241787
Why do they all have "acquisitions" misspelled??

>>82240817
>aquisitions

>>82242265
Branding.

>>82241787
I can't decide who has the best one, but I know for a fact Bateman had the worst one.

>>82241972
yeah the way patrick's stream of consciousness flows is amazing, its really the lynchpin of the book i think

>>82241815
>>82240992
>>82240938
The fucking rugged texture on it, that's a goddamn watermark you dumb web 2.0 born in the 90's fucks. Fuck!
>no bb-buh-buh th-that's not what a wate-
YES, PAUL, YES IT IS!

>>82241787
Bryce has the best one. Its wonderfully readable and very nicely proportioned.

>>82242089
Typical /tv/ contrarianism. Paul Allen's is the best. It blows the rest of them totally out of the water, which is why Bryce was so reluctant to even present it.

Every few weeks this thread pops up and every time the definite answer the thread reaches is always the same.

Bryce has the best card. Some guys on /sci/ proved it if I remember correctly.

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>>82242057
I don't know. I have no problem with gore if it's kind of unspecific or over-the-top, like if a guy gets ripped in half by demons in a movie or gibbed to bits in a videogame, but detailed, intimate, lingering depictions of knives/blades piercing flesh and cutting nipples and shit and I'm out.

>>82242566
>I don't know. I have no problem with gore if it's kind of unspecific or over-the-top, like if a guy gets ripped in half by demons in a movie or gibbed to bits in a videogame, but detailed, intimate, lingering depictions of knives/blades piercing flesh and cutting nipples and shit and I'm out.

Make yourself look at humanity, do not turn away from the true face of what we are. That way when the time comes to push your fist into that face when you need to, you'll be ready.

>>82242601
Don't be a faggot.

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>>82242601
>Make yourself look at humanity, do not turn away from the true face of what we are. That way when the time comes to push your fist into that face when you need to, you'll be ready.

>>82242363
>texture is a watermark
Everyone's got one but Bateman then.

>>82242601

Shut up dweeb

>>82242503
Paul Allen and it isn't even close

it's like comparing clouds in the sky to a cotton plantation. It isn't even close

>>82242503
Bryce's is garbage, the sans-serif font looks boring and cheap, like someone just typed it out with Arial in Word, and the card stock looks like toilet paper.

>>82242601
pshhh, nothing personnel, kid

>>82242818
Allen has a double-barrel address line. his card is AUTOMATICALLY invalid. I am sick and tired of pointing this out.

>>82242882

sans-serif is a timeless classic and you fucking know it. Look at the kerning.

>>82243006
Double-barrel is tidier you fucking imbecile. Much more aesthetic than a long line of ink at the bottom of the fucking card.

>>82243450

yeah because wasting more y-axis space is what every business card should do right? By your bastardised logic why not put the company name directly above the card holders name? Mongrel.

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>>82241787
why couldn't the people who made these cards for the movie spell "acquisitions" correctly

>>82243592
Cuz they're all retards.

>>82243006
Timeless only because it's so generic. It could have just as well belonged to a mattress salesman without an artistic bone in his body who designed his own card.

I'll give you that it looks better than the overly bold name on Van Patten's though.

>>82240849
how does a card be tastefully thick?

>>82241787
the one true ranking
1. Paul Allen
2. Bateman
3. Bryce
.
.
.
8,902,342,093. Van Patten

NOW CHECK THESE

>>82242017
an analyst and a therapist. the world's first ever analrapist

>Do you like Jewy Jewis and the Jews?
Wait what? What's THAT supposed to mean?

>>82241787
holy shit, Bateman's is just sad.

>>82244458
Hey, cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

>>82241787
Bateman's looks like it's carved it out of plastic

Van Patten is best because the name looks more even in size. The rest have a manlet first name.