>On who's authority? >On MY authority

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>Wait til ____ hears about this!

> ____is the one who came up with it!

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>fbi takes case from local police
>local police is pissed and not glad that they won't have to deal with shit

>>82238935
>and my other authority

>>82238935
*whose

you fucking idiot

>>82238935
notice how every frogposter is a /pol/ spic ESL? I do

>listen son, I don't have the time nor luxury of dealing with your incompetence and ignorance of the chain of command

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>>82238935
>oh yeah? you and what army?

>>82238935
>Police Chief: Hey, hey, what's the meaning of this? I'm in charge here!

>Stranger: Not anymore. I'm agent ______, FBI.

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>>82239244

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>I checked your file, lieutenant... impressive stuff. I see you graduated from Agent Academy with top marks in computer hacking and hand to hand combat

>Hey - who the hell are you and what are you doing on my crime scene?

>I'm Detective _____ and actually you're on MY crimescene.

>This is too important to leave to someone like you. You're off the case.

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>Buddy cop film
>One smart but weak, other dumb but strong

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>Get him out of my sight!

>>82239128
>Police officer reaches to shake FBI agent's hand.
>Agent stares back coldly and refuses to reciprocate the gesture.

>>82239396
>and my other sight

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>IN ENGLISH PLEASE

>ZOOM, ZOOM, ENHANCE

>Some reference to Flux Capacitor

>Character arriving in china, generic chinese music w/gong

>Character doesnt say goodbye when getting off the phone

>"What'd you expect, i grew up with 4 brothers"

>>82239378
>You can't do this to me! This is MY case!
>Listen son, I'm the Chief and I decide whose case is whose.
>This is bullshit!
>Take a week with pay, you're suspended

>>82239378
you're too close to this case, go home agent

>Your badge and your gun. Now.

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>agent investigating a psychopath
>some "I must think like he does" bullshit
>agent becomes a psycho as well

>>82239461
>the FBI are incompetent and the butte of every joke

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>>82239691
>Butte

>>82239286
They don't say 'Not anymore. I'm agent ____, FBI'

They just say 'Not anymore. Agent ____, FBI".

>>82239642
>AND your other gun.

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>aerial shot of the pentagon
>block text appears in the corner
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP BEEP
>Pentagon: 11:21 AM

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>can we trust him
>what other choice do we have?

>>82239763
Officer _____. I'm FBI.

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>>82239774
>film description of the pentagon
>the pentagon building is an actual pentagon

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>character speedwalks into room sipping coffee
>ALRIGHT, BRING ME UP TO SPEED

>Okay, whadda we got?
>Victim is unidentified white male, mid 30s. Cause of death seems to be a stab wound to the abdomen. We'll know more when we get the coronor's report. Forensics are on their way now to dust for prints.
>Ok, keep me posted

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>I've got the DA breathing down my neck!

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>pay attention rookie... you might learn something

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>how long will this take?
>about 2 weeks
>you got 10 seconds
>I'll do it in 4

>how much air have you guys got?
>I'm in the red. Seconds before the O2 gets me.. Why wait right? I'm the master of my own fate

>Now it begins
>No, now it ends

>something about paperwork

>all right...but we're doing this MY way

>Listen we gave it our best shot but it's over, he got away. We'll get him next time.
>But I can find him just give me one more da-
>I SAID IT'S OVER OKAY... we'll get him next time

>we can use my car
>'car' is something unconventional like a spaceship or an aeroplane

>>82240196
>Just something to get me from Point A to Point B

>Okay but I'M driving

>woman slaps protagonist and walks away

>>82240397
>woman slaps protagonist
>then she kisses him

>I love you, but you will never change. You love the job more than you love me and that's why I have to go. I can't sit back and wait for you die.

>Cop is Irish Catholic

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>>82240544

>tfw I only watch kino and prestige TV so I cant think of any cool cliches