PAN
dripping in grease
TELL ME ABOUT THE LAMB SAUCE
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN IDIOT SANDWICH YES?
>>82234245
You dont get to bring frozen
>>82234245
god i love this man
>>82234855
They're not frozen. They're fresh from the store
>>82234925
You think this is some kind of talk show?
Who was in the wrong here? I think the za looks great.
>>82234925
Uh and why would I want them?
>>82234245
?
>>82235397
Would he die of he eats all of that off?
THE PIZZA YOU JUST MADE HAD GREASE, GREASE BUT ONLY ONE PEPPERONI
>>82235479
They come from the Masketta Man store
Why does Gordon have such an odd body figure? It's not even a middle age bod, he just has a very strange body.
>>82234245
Perhaps he's wondering why you would add salt to the omelette before letting it cook.
>>82236154
He has a very wide torso, and his shoulders look underdeveloped. His abs are also too underdeveloped for the level of fat on his stomach, which makes the stomach look like a flat chunk of skin.
YOURE A BIG PAN
>>82236228
atleast you can cook, who are you
>>82234245
Perhaps he's wondering why you would serve a customer frozen ravioli before throwing them out of the restaurant
>>82236154
why would anyone shoop chefs head on chloes body?
MEME
NICE & DEAD
>>82236154
>>82236299
also he obviously had a liposuction done on his stomach
>>82236154
literally the first time I've seen this picture without Chloe's head. I didn't even know it was him.
>>82236154
he has an enlarged ribcage forgot what the medical term was
>>82236154
>towel on the ground
Getting ready for your hourly prayer, Gordon, yea?
>>82234245
Plane
Nice & Crashed
>>82236154
his lats are way to big for the rest of his body
that and his ribcage is fucking huge
>>82236154
His body is shaped like a frying pan.
Cooking is literally in his DNA.
>Guest, I'm Chef
FAGGOT
NICE
AND
GAY
>>82236154
kinda looks like me. long torso and short legs.
If I take that pan off the heat will you fry?
NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER FLAN?
>>82237455
It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is our flan!