Riverdale Episode Eleven

How do I get a gf like that?

>>82233440
Easy

You don't

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Archie is a fool for choosing the hispanic girl over pure aryan Cheryl.

Was Cheryl fucking Jason?

>>82233676

Aryan

axolotl*

>>82233676

She looks like a RealDoll. Do not want.

How do I get a body like Archie?

>>82233981
Construction.

>>82233981
workout

>>82233981
>How do I get a body like Archie?

Exercise and eat healthily - you probably don't have the willpower

Just kidding - I believe in you

Why do people pretend this isn't shit?

>>82234647
Why don't you just fuck away yourself out of the thread if you don't like the show

>>82234538
Nah, it's mostly down to genetics

>>82234761
It's my duty to inform people that this show is actually a piece of trash and not worth viewing.

>>82234802
t. fatfuck that can't stop eating cake

>>82234802
>Nah, it's mostly down to genetics

No it isn't, Usain Bolt has an edge on other professional sprinters due to natural ability, but if he didn't train with vigor he'd be slower than an amateur.

>>82233392
for drama reasons

abs

lately I would say a goodie

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>>82233392
Her dress was like a bondage outfit.

For Lili fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW3-iIzA_-0

>>82235811
stupid bitch

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Being Cheryl is true suffering

>>82233392
I've been seeing threads about this show popping up left and right in /tv/ lately, and the only thing I understand is that it's hnnnnng material heaven and that's it.

Is there any other reason I should watch it ?

Is there any other reason

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>>82235854
what?

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>>82236012

You can watch Ronnie get progressively thicker as the show goes on

>>82236074
mexicans gonna mex

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>>82236056

do americans really talk in such a gay way? the language etc they use, cringeworthy.

>>82236168
yes

>>82236195
knew it

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>>82236143
I've had about enough of you

Anyone else here miss out on teen love?

>>82233392
I felt really bad for Cheryl after Archie left her by the pool

Couldnt make it through the first episode.

Does the script remain as cringeworthy as the first episode?

>>82236138
hue

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>>82236288

He didn't even offer her his jacket even though they were standing in the show

>>82236074
Look at those upper arms. You can tell she's going to be a porker in a few years

>>82236275
I missed out on teen everything

>>82236325
red pusy

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do you prefer the Cooper women, Lodge women, or Blossom women?

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Haven't seen this show thought it was a bit retarded of a comic to turn into tv. Has jughead eaten loads of hamburgers yet?

>>82233392
The dialogue is so cringey, especially from Cheryl and Veronica. Like they just speak in quips and references to grandpa era pop culture. Plus Cheryl is weird as hell looking and Veronica has a beta male chin

>>82236415
mexicans

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>>82236415

can't go wrong with the Coopers

>>82236275
yes

I've missed so much. What do I do?

>>82236747
rape

>>82236307
it actually gets worse with highlights including "I'm a weirdo" and "slit your wrist in a good way"

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>>82237027

The "I'm a weirdo" speech was straight from the comics

>>82236074
I like that

>>82238546
What is that stupid sweater she's wearing?

>>82238546
MUH DICK

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>>82233392
Why does /tv/ fall for watching an average teen drama that they would otherwise ignore just because the clever marketers slapped the archie name on it?

>>82238613
juggies crown ya fuckkin idiot

>>82238765

It actually isn't, the jacket is 350 bucks from Nordstrom

>>82238821
what the actual fuck are you talking about

>>82238650
>Why does /tv/ fall for watching an average teen drama that they would otherwise ignore just because the clever marketers slapped the archie name on it?

>implying the screenplay was already written and they editted the names to match Archie and that this isn't something Archie fans have been wanting for ages except animated.

>>82238980
I watch it because the girls are hot as fuck

>>82239017
no you don't

>>82239409
you're right I don't watch it

>>82238546
Betty...

>>82238650
>Trying to call people out for watching a teen drama
>Literally watches cartoons

>>82240223
This

its hilarious when someone makes fun of people watching teen dramas while posting a fucking anime picture.

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>>82240223
>>82240868
it's hilarious that the only argument you weaklings could muster is going after the photo like bulls to a flag.

>>82241500
>it's hilarious how everybody notices that I'm a faggot

>>82238546
>swn sing happy birthday to you

;_;

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>>82240223

>>82233908
NOpe, but Kevin was

>>82233981
Have Samoan genes and exercise

>>82234647
because shills
you really think there are that many fans of a CW show on 4chan?

>>82242774

Yes

Part of growing up is the realization that people like things that you don't like

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>>82242774
It's more likely than you think

Who is DADDY?
Archie? nah
Betty? maybe

>>82242068
OH SNAP

>>82242774
i don't know what cw shows are but this show is pretty gud, high school atmosphere that i never experienced as yuro but still

>>82238856
It actually does cost 350 bucks, some anon posted a site where they list all wardrobes/shirts actual price from Riverdale

>>82243693
>shill for show on CW pretends not to know what CW is
this is a new low

>>82244341
how much does Jughead's jean jacket cost?

that thing's fly

>>82244539
It's on Netflix.

>>82245103
It's on CW.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riverdale_(2017_TV_series)

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Anybody follow Cole's twitter?

I dare say that he's /ourguy/

>>82233676
>brown eyes

I think you mean Betty

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How did they fucked up Josie so bad?

>>82245305
>Netflix acquired the exclusive international broadcast rights to Riverdale, making the series available as an original series to its platform less than a day after their original U.S. broadcast.

>>82245747
too black, I know

The redhead on the show is gross looking.

>>82245747
she's cute. valerie on the other hand..

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All I want is Cheryl and Betty friendship.

>>82236441
His birthday cake was a burger
>>82236582

>>82246097
>blonde with green eyes
Hnnng
>redhead with brown eyes
That's sad.

>>82236415
1) veronica
2) betty
3) polly
4) cheryl
5) hermione
6) alice
7) whatever mrs blossom's first name is

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>>82246247
Yeah, she's lovely

>>82236275
ya but at least i got into my 1st relationship this year
at age 22... kinda pathetic

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>ywn push into Veronica's fat ass and shoot your seed into her fertile womb

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>>82246462
You're ahead of me

t. two months away from 26

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>>82236415
Polly is underrated tbqh

>>82236275
yup thats one of the main reasons i watch this show desu.

>>82246857
yes